Bottoms up!

LOL

>youtube.com/watch?v=EhnKxb99Li8

voca.ro/13FSU6NIG3Oi

Lying whore

It was a different time...

This shitshow is still going on?

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Why wouldn't she say anything about this a while ago?

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY

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>where's the rum gone?

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fucking kek, just smashing objects like a pro wrestler grabbing objects from under the ring

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basado

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

>heeeeeere's JOHNNY

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>When he actually says you wanna see crazy?

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>playing it up being nice for her vid
classic whore

he really puts the rum in yo ho ho

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OH YOU GOT THIS GOING??

Reminder that everyone with borderline disorder should be executed on sight

YEAH I DO!

Are we just gonna leave out the fact that she asked for it?

Johnny going full Fatty Arbuckle Mode

What did she do then lol. Just lay still and let a bottle get shoved into her ass? How does that happen.

Surprise buttsex.

>be in defamation lawsuit
>hey I'll defame him even more
this fucking bitch

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>he was holding the bottle by the neck

“You see this is how crazy Batman has made Johnny.”

Nice.

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Why not? Once you're hooked in a serious defamation, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Amber is attractive so I'm on her side no matter what.

It's funny that this headline states it outright instead of correctly claiming ''Johnny penetrated Amber with liquor nottle according to Heard's attorney''

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youtu.be/9J9iBxtMRNo?t=78

yeah she's a real manipulative bitch.

Ambers Rum and Bum, formerly depps

>all that agitating with her constant "what happened"? BS

What a whore, makes me wonder why he didn't go looking for the camera immediately as it's so obvious what game she's playing.

didn't his mother die that day?

my favorite part is when he fills his glass up overflowing with wine

when is the new court episode of day 2 of law&crime

>yo ho with a bottle in her bum

Her lawyer claims*

she bottled this up for a long time
water palaver

She died in 2016, video is from 2013.

>Taking the stand at the High Court in London today, though, Depp insisted that he was not in an argument with his ex-wife and that the video was filmed without his knowledge while he was filming The Lone Ranger in 2013.

How is that even noteworthy... Every guy inserts weird household items into their woman's vag.

even "Johnny penetrated Amber with liquor nottle according to Heard's attorney'' is clickbait.
the real phrase, that a true journalist(if they still exist) is
"according to Heard's attorney, Johnny penetrated Amber with liquor nottle"

Why is the cum gone?

I stuck my fingers in my husband's ass a few times. he didn't seem to mind

That's not what "ass drunk" means Johnny

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>depps attorney steps foreward
>opens back pack
>takes out a jar
>inside lies a poop
>turns to amber
>”you know what this is?”
>amber: ”my dog.. it..”
>”it wasn’t the dog.”
>amber: ”my dog..”
>”does this look like dog poo?”
>amber: *sobs*
>”youre a dirty girl, arent you?”
>the whole room goes quiet while amber sobs
>”i rest my case”
>judge: *shakes head* ”im dunnhier”

Completely normal thing for a couple to do. Hell I'd let her stick a bottle up my ass if she was into that.

>try to break things
>fails miserable
WHAT A MONSTER

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If the bottle doesn't fit, you must acquit.

imagine the smell (of that bottle)

Holy kek

kek