"NOO YOU CANT JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH A SERIES! THAT RUINS OUR PRECIOUS BRAND!"

There are no good "toy shows". They're all inherently tainted and the storytelling gets ruined.

>shill for corporate defender Kevin Smith tries to shift things around

Give it up, shill. No one's buying it

You truly are an autistic faggot. Imagine being this assblasted over a processed product and a shitty Netflix series. Then you try to prove you're not some cockblower by saying you'd watch both Conan AND He-Man. Everyone who grew up with He-Man knows that kids who liked He-Man were closeted fags, and you and the rest of this fandom is proving these with these temper tantrums. Being mad a fat fucking hack like Kevin Smith lied to you. The irony here is you're exactly as annoying as the character you're all crying over. Teela, being mad about being lied to. You can't make this shit up haha. He-Man is shit and always has been. Don't like the new show? Should have known better when Kevin Smith was attached you stupid fucks. You only have yourselves to blame. Also if you're well aware of the sole reason He-Man exists, stop using cashgrab as an insult for this show, you fucking hypocrite.

>never watched it
There was a good deal of love in that show and they made a serious effort to teach children good life lessons. There was far more care in that show than most modern ones. Same with the original Transformers.

Thanks for proving my point, I accept your concession once again.

I think the tie in Skeletor origin comic that showed him living in a skull head world with a skull head wife and skull head child was the stupidest thing anyone has ever written for He-Man.

>There was a good deal of love in that show and they made a serious effort to teach children good life lessons. There was far more care in that show than most modern ones. Same with the original Transformers.
Yes. So much love that even the original creators hated working on them.
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decider.com/2016/06/14/the-oral-history-of-nicktoons-part-i-how-the-storied-animation-block-came-to-be/

>animation quality of the 80s.
You mean, like this?

And that comes from one the best toy-selling cartoons the 80's got.

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Seethe.

Someone who writes something like will always be seething, so that's why you'll still be a joke

>No argument
Lol

Don't you dare pretend everyone else is a soulless bugman like you.

He-man would benefit strongly from Bakugan Vs He-Man crossover toyline, replace Kevin Smith with me and Netflix will be having a full episode of He-man riding Drago into battle against Skeletor and Wrath.

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Are you the dumb fuck who thinks caring about comic writing is "the REAL consooming!!" LOL you traded one for another you hypocritical retard

They saw what happened to Star Wars.

Ahhhhhh!
Trannies!

NEWSFLASH, user: He-Man has always been a fucking cashgrab, you fucking retard! It's sole purpose was to sell you shitty hunks of plastic for your autistic ass to play with and watch the show, drive up the ratings so you can consume more toys. The only difference now is you're an adult and can now see it for what it's always been. He-Man isn't a respectable IP, its for proto-fags who are still in the closet. Go watch Conan or any other fantasy that would put some hair on your sack and quit complaining that your Cosmic blonde haired faggot in furry underwear isn't being treated with respect

There's a difference between caring about writing and caring about muh brand and muh IP

Cry for the camera, Kevin. They love it when you do that.
Come on. Do it. You know you want it, you little slut. You'll get paid in second hand weed leftovers and you'll like it.

Yeah you're right about He-Man
But the problem is that those people still deserve a good story.
He failed to deliver because he fundamentally at his core does not like He-man or care for anything except his own projects.
He's an artist, worse he's an artist who believes in the art.

>le...No argument!

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>NOOOO IT'S OKAY TO DESECRATE A CORPORATE PRODUCT THAT PEOPLE CARED ABOUT WITH A DIFFERENT CORPORATE PRODUCT BECAUSE I AM A PROJECTING SUB-HUMAN COCK SUCKER WHO CAN'T COMPREHEND SACRED VALUES

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>You mean, like this?

And that comes from one the best toy-selling cartoons the 80's got.

Go look at the episode count for those shows, versus the number of seasons, and then compare it to same numbers for today's shows.

>It's okay to desecrate corporate product
Yes.

So why are you mad when Kevin's shit writing is torn apart?

Who said I was?

>He failed to deliver because he fundamentally at his core does not like He-man or care for anything except his own projects.
He also failed to deliver whenever he got to write comics, supposedly out of love.
He's just a hack.

That corporate product informed a lot of who people are. That is sad but that's how it is.
Even the corporates knew this was the case and tried hard to do something good with it.

Desecrating the memories and who those people grew up with just because he dislikes that they are corporate is an act of a cynical childish selfish prick.

People wanted an updated version with a good story and some nods to the audience and the good simple moral stories.
Kevin Smith is too much of a cynical overgrown adolescent to do that kind of stuff.

He was chosen by out of touch suits and he did it because money and Netflix wanted the "message" put into it.
A horrible collection of events happend

Because you are? Why are whining about it so hard otherwise?

>You must be mad otherwise you wouldn't be doing this!!
Is that seriously your argument?

He's out of his depth in so many ways when it comes to actually delivering a straight up story.
I stand by my post.
He's an artist who believes in his own art. He's not a great writer.
He's good at writing what he wants.
That's it.

As a kid who grew up with 2k2 and tried going on MOTU forums,MOTU fans are never happy. No successor will ever be good enough for those people.

>Desecrating the memories and who those people grew up with just because he dislikes that they are corporate is an act of a cynical childish selfish prick.
>"NOOO MUH CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF CORPORATE PRODUCT!"
You should have mentally matured past being a kid. Guess we all know the average mental age of he man fans now.

OP has a picture of him. You are clearly offended on his behalf. You have done nothing to counter the actual criticisms of his show besides screeching that no franchise should ever have quality standards.

>calling out other people for being immature while making a series of immature posts defending Kevin Smith's He-Man

Oh the irony

>Still no argument

>Kafka trap fallacy.
Amazing argument.

>Manchild defending Kevin Smith's MOTU accuses other people of having no argument

I accept your concession again

>MUH FALLACYS

This isn't college, OP, crying about fallacies doesn't work when you're defending corporate cartoons like Kevin Smith He-Man

>OP doesn't understand good children's TV.

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Who said I was defending He-man? You're so mad that you're disregarding the basics of debate and discourse.

>S-Still no argument

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Where have I defended Kevin Smith's He-man?

If you don't think I've presented an argument, you're not reading the thread.

MOTU has never had very good fiction. I don't know why anyone expected that to change.

You walked into it.

>pic unrelated

Coping lol

Okay, so why didn't he make a good product?

Why the fuck did netflix commission two different motu series? It wasn't even a "universe" attempt, they both focused (mostly) around the same groups.
was it just a rush to milk the ip before losing it? either way should have rushed one of them, both of them bring so close with releases is silly

Why is he always crying?

I want to graft a human vagina in his chest and fuck his chestpussy while he cries

soi infusions overdose

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>all these people thinking KS actually gave a fuck about this cartoon and didn't just "executive produce" it for an easy paycheck and so Netflix could have his name attached for the marketing

God, those insurance commercials had no right being as awesome as they were

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