Five rewrites

>five rewrites
>one director fired
>soundtrack composer fired a few months before release
>China, Korea and Japan press tours cancelled
>Asian release delayed
>London Premiere could be cancelled
>Studio talking about releasing it three weeks early
How hard is it going to flop?

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Great theme song though

>youtube.com/watch?v=GB_S2qFh5lU
I, for one, will stay for the opening credits sequence then promptly leave the cinema.

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boomers will see it because they're stupid cunts

Almost like every craig bond except CR is absolute garbage.
goddamn shut the fuck up you turbovirgin retards

Don't forget rhey brought in a feminist writer to rewrite the plot.
That's a surefire boxoffice poison.
Plus the garbage zoomercore theme song.
It's Time To Die for the movie

>except CR
>not QoS
Turboretard detected

Quantum of Solace was a literal joke movie they whipped up during the writers strike. Pretending it's not abysmal is the ultimate contrarian opinion with no basis

#butthurtbybillie

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Can't wait for Bond to be saved by a STRONK BLACK QUAAAWEEN

Feels like millenials have already become pop-culturally irrelevent in favor of zoomers despite them having no disposal income

LOOK AT ME, THIS IS A BLACK FEM POWER FRANCHISE NOW

Why do people always blame the writers strike when the writing was fine, the editing was the only problem

#based

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I don't know how many times I have to explain this to retards like you but it being a horrible movie does not make it a bad Bond movie, most Bond movies are bad movies. Casino Royale being a cinematically great movie does not make it a good Bond movie, it's boring as fuck, forced with realism and no campiness.

Billie Eilish is a meme like Sia and Amy Winehouse was, and will be forgotten just as fast.

>muh no true scotsman fallacy
fuck off kiddo

Song is good in spite of Billie, not because of it.
Good melody, good lyrics, her voice doesn't really add anything to it. The way she says 'stupid' sounds stupid.

She's been around for 4 years now though

The movie felt very rushed and the script was partially to blame. The editing was atrocious though, I remember that scene where Bond runs into the villains in the opera house and it immediately cuts to a mute scene of them shooting at him while he flees.

She was 14 four years ago, no one knew her until recently

Motherfucker you said every Craig BOND. Do you really think Goldfinger is a great standalone movie from a cinematic perspective? No. It still doesn't prevent it from being one of the best BOND movies. Dumb ass retard.

Only plebs (You) found out about Billie recently, if anyone who follows music outside Top 40 knew about her for years.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is credited with "script polishing", while everyone else has a writing credit. She's really underplayed her contribution in interviews and insists that she really didn't do much.
Remember that it was Daniel Craig's idea she be brought in, not the producers, and it was announced as news at a time when they were trying to generate publicity with no actual material to use, and fleabag had just become internationally popular. The other rewrites just happened silently.
Her contribution to the script is definitely minimal, they just tacked her name on for publicity.

(Me)
Delete "if"

>but it being a horrible movie does not make it a bad movie
lmao, like I said, the movie sucks. Thanks for agreeing

How was QoS a good Bond movie then? It didn’t have any cool gadgets or stunt scenes, and the villain was so boring. The only Bond trope it excelled at were the girls, Olga is still the hottest Bond girl of the Craig films. It’s a shame the redhead only had two scenes before dying though.

>Amy Winehouse
>forgotten
r u avin a giggle m8

It's shitty feminist wankfest and it's gonna bomb.
Ditch the theaters, release directly on Netflix or something.
Coronavirus is a convinient excuse anyhow.

>Casino Royale
>no campiness
lol wtf watch it again son

>it's boring as fuck
I immediately stop paying attention anytime a zoomer uses this argument about anything

Amy Winehouse wouldn't have been forgotten if she didnt An Hero

Hell her cover of Valerie is still played often on radio stations

my normie gf has been into her for years granddad, and she only finds new music through word of mouth or spotify

who?

Right? He fucking defibrillates his own heart and the bad guy cries blood tears lol

I've seen every Bond film multiple times but if you want to live inside your bubble and think a movie being boring is not a valid criticism then who am I to stop you

I wanna lick Lea Seydoux's armpits.

this

>Hiring Phoebe Waller-Bridge for "script polishing"
>Not casting her as the femdom villain
Missed opportunity

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What makes QoS a better bond movie than CR?

>so stay in your lane
>or I'll step on your cock and balls
what do, Yea Forums?

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>People itt saying CR is bad and QoS is good.
There is no way to defend an opinion that bad

>Can you do it now and proceed over three more sessions?

SLAYYYY BLACK QQQUUWWWAAANNNN YASSS

hard, and they will blame it on:
- (white) men
- corona-chan
- global warming

Boomers ain't going to the theatre during coronavirus. Even avengers would flop during a pandemic

Dont forget
>3 hours long

Will it be his first bad film?
I'm scared bros

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Honestly I think other bond films have been held back by the runtime. The last few have had really convoluted plots that are skipped through in shorthand

I hope No Time To Die will be viewed the same way Die Another Day is viewed. I hope it's the last embarrassing gasp of Craig's run as Bond.

Why does she always fucking mumble?

Nothing will ever be able to compete with Die Another Day. Closest film in the last decade is Cats

> daniel cuckold bond
Just let it flop and put the poor cuck out of his misery.

I think a film where Bond isn't 007 could compete with it.

>Amy Winehouse
Valerie is a right banger

who?

no one wants to watch this movie no one wants to be in this movie, no one even wants to even make this movie. a fitting end to dragged out daniel craig, hopefully eon productions actually thinks with more than their bank accounts for the next one after this flops

Lea Seydoux is a qt

Why did he take the job?
Why jump onboard a sinking ship?

A Bond movie has never flopped, no matter how mediocre it is. The lowest-grossing entry is Licence to Kill and that still made three times its budget.

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