Should Peter bang Miles' mom?
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Samuel Reed
Makes sense. Vigilantes are already bulls to the cuck cops in cape franchises. Might as well make the analogy more painfully obvious.
Mason Perez
how? Don't they live in different realities?
Dominic Miller
Sure, why not.
Brody Rogers
Yes. Give Miles a reason to disparage the name.
Jace Peterson
No
William Gutierrez
Peter should destroy every vagina in his general vicinity yes
Jose Jones
He should install Gwen too.
Michael Brown
Yes.
But only because Miles is banging Gwen and now MJ
Tyler Diaz
The Amazing Spider-Milf
Jaxson Martin
oh my god
Adrian White
Not since 2014, no.
Eli Peterson
>Should Peter bang Miles' mom?
Where's Miles' Dad?
Julian Lopez
He died on 9/11 next to Pete Davidson's dad.
Isaiah Scott
Well in the original timeline, he bailed on Miles when he found out the truth, after his wife, Miles' mother, was killed. He just straight up abandoned his underaged son. So, as ordained by his creator, he's kind of a shitty dad.
Jaxon Murphy
Wait for the retcon where we find out Aaron Davis is really Miles’s dad
Isaiah Rodriguez
Yes, since she's a nurse Peter will be able to get reliable treatment for any injuries he gets on the job and get his ball drained all at one place. Plus what better to handle the unstoppable force of super powered Spider-Cock than the immovable object of fat Latina ass?
Elijah Lewis
Rio is for Miles.
Henry Russell
She's ugly
Ian Rogers
No
Rio is for O'Hara.
Samuel Diaz
>"I'm here to bone your Mom, kid!"
Nicholas Harris
you made me smirk
Jordan Jackson
Make a lil Latino sib for Miles, all for it.
Eli Richardson
She can even do a bit of modeling if the urge strikes
Even nude files.catbox.moe
Luke Nelson
Is there a swimsuit issue of Miles’ comic when his family goes on vacation?
Evan Hall
>Actually thought Spider-Rio was a fun little What If? pitch
>It just devolved into what if I-um Peter fucked Rio a whole bunch
Leo Thomas
If there is a Spider-Women people will want to see Peter fuck her, it's just how it is.
Joseph Peterson
Spider-Verse only came out in 2019 user
Isaac Kelly
Sounds like you’re just a self inserting loser like all these spider crack shippers are.
Eli Morales
They are around the same age canonly.
Lucas Butler
December 2018
Nicholas Barnes
Are they? Miles is like 17 now isn't he?
Pete's like 29 now.
Liam Brooks
user, you retard--that has nothing to do with what other-user just informed you.
Justin Brown
Peter notoriously fucks a lot of women, user. Not everything is "le ebil self-inserter boogeyman!1!"
Robert Morgan
Rio had Miles at 17, so she’s 34 now.
Brandon Roberts
Honestly the idea of a middle age woman getting spider powers and forms a motherly (and later romantic) relationship with a later teen Peter sounds fun.
Leo Martinez
Could have did that with Julia Carpenter though.
Leo Wilson
Leo Sanchez
Sounds false.
Levi Peterson
He already did. What do you think is Miles real origin
Adrian Ross
Yeah but her being Hispanic makes it hotter.
Liam Powell
What does?
Liam Taylor
Yes.
This basically.
Elijah Hughes
The entire post. Where did you get that information?
Jace Foster
Peter being a more experienced hero and teaching Spider-Mami the ropes is a pretty unique dynamic
Brandon Gomez
He had to get powers somehow...
Jeremiah Collins
Honestly a sidekick whose older then the main hero is a fun idea.
Wyatt Flores
Stargirl and STRIPE
Adrian Anderson
And?
Tyler Mitchell
But STRIPE still servers as a mentor to Stargirl, despite being a "sidekick", I want to see a situation where a teenage hero is teaching a grown adult how to be a hero.
Grayson Scott
That was kind of Spiderman in his early years.
Hudson Brown
Would make more sense for Miles' power origin than his nonexistent 616 origin
Carter Rogers
Why isn’t Rio being kidnapped as much as Aunt May was in Peter’s original comics?
Daniel Martin
Hmm. I would prefer Peter, and Kane, and possibly silk in a 4 way. Replace silk with ben if you want to go airtight.
Bitches STILL love spider man.
This is also shocking acceptable.
>He's got radioactive...fluid.
Henry White
Okay, what about Star Spangled Kid and Stripey, back when Pat was sidekick to another kid
David Lopez
>black artist
>toerings
Why are they all footfags?
Luke Allen
Because it's bad writing
Nathaniel Walker
I think you're thinking of a different artist, Frans Mensink is white.
Jacob Ward
?
Chase Garcia
IDK. the way this guy draws her reminds me of the chick from the last kids on earth show
Angel Foster
Why the FUCK would you say that before Star-Spangled Kid and Stripesy--the thing that it's a legacy of???