I Am Jazz

Look like a girl act like one, sure I'll use the correct pronouns.

get new material. this webm is fucking ancient

WHAT THE FUCK

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in case anyone wants to hear the "song" Jazz claimed to write
tlc.com/tv-shows/i-am-jazz/videos/the-inspiration-behind-jazzs-song

*her

upset niggas

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What's the backstory here. Your short video clip is insufficient. Give me a greentext rundown.

>Look like a girl act like one
acting like a caricature of a woman is not acting like a woman

it still gets you assblasted, so there is no reason to change it

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>

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She's young

Someone post the genital dysphoria squad webms

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I'm trying to find the clip from the older episode but basically
>Jazz meets Michela, decides he wants to "write" a song
>show up at the studio with no lyrics other than "be you"
>Michela does the notes, chords, and actual song writing
>they perform together at a elementary school and pozz a bunch of children
I guess the clip fro this episode implied that Jazz demanded it was all his song and Michela told him to fuck off. But it was apparent even back then she was using Jazz for exposure

soundtrack: youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA

Your greentext is still insufficient. Try again.

>still gets you assblasted

are you 14? are you retarded? im not the one horny for jazz you dumb fuck
get new material. THAT WEMB, IS FUCKING ANCIENT

Lucky you Jazz thread make lot of new material. Just look at the .webm posted.

fuck you go back to /pol/

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>Jazz is self centered and self absorbed
What a shocker.

YO LIL TRANNY

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He is legally an adult.
Though I guess mentally he is young, you can thank the puberty blockers for that.

ALL TRANNIES MUST FUCKING HANG!

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>Stable enough to get irreversibly castrated
>Not stable enough to go to school
What did progressive liberals on the right side of history mean by this?

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Based pupper.

I dunno about going out like this, but if you dress decent and act normal, it really wouldn't bother me, heck even for a first date I don't even need to know.

...

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first time i've seen it, friendo. you gotta take some time off the chans

>Jazz- I already wrote a song
>Michela- great that makes it so much easier
>Jazz - I have it on my phone
Jazz then spits out the nonsense in this clip, obviously didn't spend more than 5 minutes on this
In the end I think at most he wrote the chorus, but the other chick 100% did the composing

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It's nice that we have a mascot.

yeah the day you turned 18 all of a sudden your ass is a suit wearing appointment having adult. people mature at different rate puberty blockers aside.

don't you just wish you could use flamethrowers on them all

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dilate

do you guys ACTUALLY watch this shit?

wow this drag show is really

POPPIN

Of course

Anyone have a screenshot of Jeanette in drag from tonight’s ep? I want to make some Rocky Horror shops.

jared can act
youtube.com/watch?v=Hyfh5tW4rvk

fuck'n asshole

mah I posted again

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>tfw no ramenhair gf

Asshole is for shitting not fucking you Baffled brained bulldyke

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FUCKING NEWFAG
GO BACK TO RE DDIT
TOURIST SCUM

beautiful curls

why is the webm maker guy so shitty at trimming clips and using readable subs?

This will make a fine Riff Raff, thanks user. She looks like Frank N Furter at the drag show though, do you have a clip of that?

she didn't dress in drag but she wore grandpa's wig

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try it before you deny it, It feels good man. also get fucked, why does shitting feels good.

>HAHA I don't have nipples!
>TAKE THAT DRUMPF!

Shit, that must have been someone else then. One of the troons was a dead ringer for Frank.

FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR HARD COCK
FILL MY ANUS WITH YOUR WARM CUM
FUCK ME FUCK ME
DADDY FUCK MY ASS

LYNCHED

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good dog

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i am so sorry, user. i will reconsider my choice to visit and post on this internet site known as 4channel.

based

those digits...

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So just another day for them

Why are you posting Duff McKagan?

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It's Crolynchkafkabergian kino! Perfect for the Yea Forums audience! All of us must witness this mess of a family.

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Based Pupper Poster

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Is jazz high risk if he catches corona? Isn't his body always fighting an infection in his wound.

Its the best horror show on television.

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If this character is supposed to be female why is it doing drag dressed as a woman shouldn't it drag as a man?

Well you asked...

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Dilate

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Absolutely frightening.

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That picnic table is a sausagefest

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Based

you would fuck some ugly old jewish man?
seek help
get some taste
what is wrong with you
this better be bait

never trust a jew, or arab, or whatever the fuck he is

jew

I can't imagine how desperate someone must be to type this

what an absolute abomination
this is exactly how I always imagined the last days would look like just before total societal collapse, just before flinging us back a few hundred years again because we became so degenerated and debauched.
absolute degenerate nightmare fuel

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>not murdering, dismembering and cannibalizing a tranny that tricks you

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is Michaela a tranny? she doesn't look or sound like one, but she wears so much makeup and shit on her face, besides the obvious context

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>Show called "I Am Jazz"
>No jazz music whatsoever

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>The Learning Channel

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Why is Mel Brooks wearing a dress?

Based Lab-a-Dab

So is this FtM in drag...?

MtF

place looks comfy

FILL MY HOLE
WITH YOUR COCK
FILL ME UP
WITH YOUR CUM
FUCK ME FUCK ME
LIKE A WHORE

Formerly cuck

WHAT IS THIS THING

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OH NO BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

THEY GOT ANOTHER BROTHER TO TRANSITION

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Post tranny salt about Bernie getting cucked again.

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If they survive the primary they won't survive the re-election.

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Hurtful thread

Does anyone else think that Jazz would actually look like a girl if it weren't for her odd lips?

Her lips are plump. That's feminine

>her
>Her

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Is it just me or did it look like Nutella was smeared around >her lips in tonight's new episode?

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This webm is funny if you exclusively focus on Agent smith and how he punches

Focus on her advocacy, user.

Still looks like a boy mouth. Hard to explain, but it does

Would you kiss jazz French style for $100?

Is Sander the more degenerate of the two brothers?

It would have to be at least $500

Hello tranny lovers how you all enjoying life?

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350 breaking my balls, user.

I'm fine. How are things in Sweden?

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Lab hates trannies, dabs on jannies

definitely looks like it

What's plan for axe wound? Is it finaly over?

Is Noelle actually just a straight male?
I bet he will become a "lesbian" fter the bottom surgery

Imagine having to pretend you're related to this thing and that they're a normal member of your family. Honestly surprised the brothers are willing to appear on camera. TLC must be paying their college tuitions or something.

I think they're actually okay with it

Aren’t trannies technically constantly in drag?

Can Jazz cope with literally anything?
She pretended to want to make amends with that chick just to use her, only to not even perform the song. Wasted their time because he's too much of a baby to commit to anything.

Do Jazz and Noelle ever get tired of being this mentally ill?

I took my grandma to a drag show for her 83rd birthday and it actually turned out really well

good luck getting trannies to see the irony

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No. Jazz has had three surgeries on the show and social media confirms at least one more. (Sliced thighs)

Jazz is mentally ill. Or spoiled or something

>try to sing a song
>start crying
>bracelet breaks
>start crying

99% of people have never participated in anything like that. I guarantee you that a TV show isn't equivalent to the Sack of Rome. Relax and leave your house now and then

Both actually
But I noticed that she overreacts to fucking everything.
A bracelet snapped during her performance (which wasn't a big deal at all), and she got so upset.

To be fair, jazz is under a lot of pressure with Harvard preparation.

>purposely showing off your new neo-camel toe despite having the body of a flabby boy

Yeah, his mind must be stuck in 8 year old mode

Sounds like you're negging jazz to get yourself fired up to jerking off to him.

that's disgusting please stop projecting you tranny loving coomer

this type of photo is so fucked up for a young girl trans or not, whatever the case. like how does the whole family have no shame whatsoever
underwear five sizes too small so the neo-pussy lips poke out, wtf is the kid even doing in its underwear just letting photos be posted like that

Yeah, in poor lighting, when he's randomly moving around, with an inch thick layer of make-up and in loose dress, he does look like woman with an inch thick layer of make-up in loose dress.

I'm just saying, brah. Sounds like you're revving up.

You can see the pussy

I would lick her dirty feet after the show

I'd pay Skylar to bully jazz after the drag fiasco. I'm just watching.

Can jazz make milk with her tits?

She could milk my cock with her tubes

Did doctors promise one and done deal?

Most degenerate family of all time

Jazz micropenis made it all experimental. There wasn't enough penis to make the pussy. Luckily the labia minora formed themselves.

You realize a tranny made this movie ?

>implying any regular 18 year olds are lime Jazz

>trannies and SJWs support experimental surgery on mentally ill children who had their puberty blocked
Stop the world I want to get off

youtube.com/watch?v=z3s9G8oc7QI

But there's so much more to see!

We don’t need eyes where we’re going

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Couldn't jazz just fuck a blind guy?
Problem solved, imo

Did he still pee horizontally?

Would this be due to an engorged urethra ball?

goodbye horses

>spend an obscene amount of money to avoid having a gay son by turning him into a daughter (male)
>still end up with sander

non-binary genders are performance art, like pretending you are a dog.

Why won’t people acknowledge that being a tranny or one of the 176 genders is a mental illness

blind people obviously have a heightened sense of touch. it'd probably be doubly as unpleasant for a blind lad than a regular madlad

Not to mention the heightened sense of smell.

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>er baby, I noticed that you’re not very “wet” down there
>and I don’t want to sound mean, but a rather pungent aroma

Why does Jazz always dress like my grandma? He's amputated his fucking dick but still has no idea how women his age dress.

See, I still have some respect for ftm trannies who hit the gym and end up looking like hairy muscular manlets. That takes dedication and I can acknowledge that. But ftms who look like this need to fucking hang.

>a man doesn’t know what it’s like to be a woman
In other news, water wet, sky blue

This sure proved that trannies dont sexualize themselves and that it isn't a fetish. Topkek

the degenerate brothers did this movie, not a tranny. Larry had no pretensions of becoming a tranny back then, he's been brainwashed into becoming one by Karin Winslow through BDSM (so he's AGP, didn't have body dysphoria before - in fact, both brothers are).

Matrix 1 is kino. The other 2 started derailing because of her influence, even in writing the script.

>my infected rotten gap wound is producing puss as a lubricant
What the fuck is wrong with him

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Good looking dude.

Just got done watching the episode. One of the best this season id say. Jazz breaking down when trying to sing was extra special. And again during the drag show.
And that literal 10 seconds of Ari that she is contractually obligated to do. Great episode.

God I want to be Ari's goytoy pusyslave who she punishes harshly for the crime of having a 7 inch dicklet

MAYBE I LIKE BEIN AN EXHIBITIONIST

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Jazz's body language in this scene with Bella Thorne is extremely hostile but he doesn't recognize it, he probably thinks he is 'slaying' or something
He's built like a brick shithouse nothing else will work

Bravery has many faces.

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Last episode I learned:
>we're too harsh on ack ack
>not harsh enough on grandpa
>sander is gayer than jazz
>crying will get you anything

there should've been a gif of this part, this was the creepiest most fake smile ever, jazz is a total calculating reptilian with nothing behind the eyes

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that smile does look fake as fuck

Notice how Bella doesn't believe any of Jazz's bullcrap but agrees to do the colab anyway to get on tv.
Jazz, as always, is oblivious.

It's the "I'll pretend your're not a piece of shit to get my drag show off the ground" smile.

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muumuu
That is all.

Help me save Ari, guys!

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Really? I think he just wears dresses too often but other than that I don't think he dresses like an old lady

Has Hunter commented on the latest episode? I know she's very lgbtq+ supportive.

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Why is Ari featured so little? Not degenerate enough?

Jazz wears big, flowy dresses because she's insecure about her body. Unlike Skylar who likes it tight.

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Who is Ack Ack?

Viewers are staring to pick up on the act that Ari is becoming a little drained.

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It was so obvious that he was using her again.
She must have gotten paid to agree to that
Yeah but Jazz isn't being genuine either
They clearly don't like each other

Granny Jazz. She started this whole thing by fucking up Jeanette's baby mind.

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True. It's funny because I don't know any actual girls who do that on a regular basis.
Jeans or leggings is the norm

>Yeah but Jazz isn't being genuine either
>They clearly don't like each other
And then they rehearse the song and it turns out Jazz is flatter than Jojo's tiddies.

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She's at least somewhat critical of Jazz's retardness, though

Homie looks like Jessica Yaniv in 5 years

Yeah, grandma seems very with it. She has no illusions about where this is going.

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>no homo

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Jenning family tier list
>the architect of this madness tier
Jeanette
>the beta accomplice tier
Greg
>suspected catalyst of insanity, unquestionably degenerate tier
grandpa
>the abomination tier
Jazz
>very gay tier
Sander
>somewhat less gay tier
Griffen
>based, but ackpilled
Ack Ack
>based and redpilled
Ari, the teratoma

I was wondering, is it just a coincidence that this particular family is Jewish?

Why is he making the white power sign?

>convince daughter than grandson is a girl
>18 years later, mental issues, fucked up body from lack of puberty, botched surgeries
>sues for malpractice because America
>family wins multimillion dollar payout plus TLC fees
Is this like the most long-term, 16D transdimensional checkers grift in human history?

>the teratoma

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Is Sander consistently the gayer of the two?

TLC chose them because Jazz was a science experiment and mentally ill. Don't think the jewiness was paramount.

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As always, the real winners are Dr. Jesting and Bowers.

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Taking a gander at the Sander, are we?

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ok, maybe just a little....

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>I'M ABOUTTA POP!!!!

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LMAO jazz projecting. you see it in the last 3 episodes. she would have rather just been a flamboyant man.

I can't wait for a book release where she absolutely destroys Jeanette for forcing her to be this monstrosity.

just go dilate you mess

Trannies are all gay men, it’s why they end up in relationships with other trannies. Trannyism is just conversion therapy with extra steps

>Are you stiff for the Griff?
>Is San your man?
>Got Jizz for Jazz?

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If I were gay I'd rather get zapped than have my dick inverted and balls snipped.

If Skylar kept her dick instead of a festering chasm, I'd destroy his butthole to be honest

Wasn't a tranny when he made it

I have to admit I'd probably let him suck my dick

How will jazz be in a position to defeat Jeanette if she's gonna be a neet patient the rest of her life?

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He literally has the brain of a child due to never going through puberty, testosterone is incredibly important for brain development

Well, aren't you a forward young man.

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unironic major coombrain here

They turned him gay from child though by raping his endocrine system since he was 3 years old.

I will pray for the family. They are going through a lot right now.

If Jazz doesn't off himself by then, the tell all book would most likely come out after Jeanette is dead. Mommie Dearest style.

>he thinks it's about money
That would be borderline benevolent

Unless Jazz can use TLC/advocacy bux to move out and tell the horrible truth without fear of being dilated by force.

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Well it’s either a grift or the next stage of the Jewish purge of Palestinians

Do you think 7 inches could satisfy her ?

Does jazz still have to dilate if Ahmir fucks her every day?

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Don't be naive

Skylar's a big girl. She can take whatever you can dish out.

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What do you think it is?

tfw a tranny has a bigger dick than you

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They're jews, it's always at least a little bit about the money. Even as they venerate Moloch.

It's all a psy-op, man. The CIA's been doing this since the 50s.

>muh pol muh pol
Yea Forums has never been a tranny safe space, you complete spastic. Disliking trannies isn't even pol, it's fucking common outside of the Internet.

>outside of the Internet.
What's that?

She only has 5 inches of depth

Will Jazz lose her front virginity this season? She's 19 ffs.

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I'm sure I could find a couple inches more.

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Nah not really

I seriously don't understand drag. They just prance around and go look at me!! Give me attention!!

is the redhead a man?
would fug

>we're too harsh on ack ack
How so?

Brits have done it for decades. It's supposed to be funny.

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Not much for brown people but that tushy is undeniable.

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its not only jazz, its the entire family that is mentally ill. their entire lifes orbit around jazz, trannies and lgbtyismw. Ari, you need to get out of it, sooner or later they will all kill themselves

it was mainly done in the UK so they didnt have to hire women for female parts

Are trannys the answer dickletbros?

did jaron never change his name legally?

Yeah, is the Shakespear days, but then it moved on to being a gaff, a hoot and a holler, a bit of the ol' fun.

A dangerous thing, hope.

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Ah Jazz or some say Jaron...

Give us eyes... GIVE US EYES!

No, just his sex.

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He's not allowed to use the neohole for anything but dilation. Also he needs to work up to his first orgasm before sex.

incels btfo'd yet again.

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>his first orgasm
How the fuck he gonna orgasm with no dick & baws?

It be funny if hunter and Skylar stole and cancelled Jazz's show

Isn't this like his third third surgery by now?

Damn it he's so handsome. Glad he hasn't cut his dick off.
Isn't becoming an androgynous nymph in your own body more appealing than mutilating yourself to better resemble a woman?

mike mccready?

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>third surgery

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Funny, drag queens look down on trannies who do do drag

Yep. Bowers said something like only 75 out of 1500 patients had to come back for another surgery. Jazz ate that shit up

Oh God YEA!

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>It's a series of compromises from here

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The show lags. We know Jazz had to go thru a 4th surgery and is prolly on her 5th by now.

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this is your brain on /pol/

by the looks of it he had a secret boob job too

Yeah. Pretty much the only surgery I support. Big improvement.

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>Look like a girl
Adam’s apple
Shoulders a lot wider than hips
Receding hairline in line with his father and brothers
Looks like a drag queen with makeup on
Without makeup just like his brothers
Quit masturbating to tranny porn

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The absolute fucking irony. My god its perfect

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It's a sensitive issue for Noelle.

Jaron if his mom wasn't a psychotic narcissist.

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when is enough?

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I'm 24, going nowhere and I don't know what to do with my life, but thankfully I'm in a position where whatever happens I can start again and try something new.
It breaks my heart that Jazz is locked into this lifestyle forever with no room for second thoughts, trapped in his mutilated body until he dies.

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u have frens here

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I'm not surprised trannies are sensitive about drag, it's essentially a mockery of their entire existence

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Ack ack

Jazz threads are soooooo comfy.

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What is his deal? Why does he take issue with people lampooning femininity and gender identity when he evidently has no care for either of those things as despite getting his dick and balls cut off he makes no attempt to pass as a woman himself anyway

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Why did you quote me?

any link to the episode?

Someone should ps a laptop into this.