ITT: Christian Kino

ITT: Christian Kino

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Isn't that an oxymoron?
Like "right-wing comedy"?

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No because there are good Christian movies
>Passion of the Christ
>Silence
>The ten commandments
>Arn Knight Templar
to name a few

wasn't shoving a monkey up someone's ass the first thing he used his powers for?

Yeah

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Yeah. There are great movies that are based on or inspired by Christian material.
But Christian propaganda garbage like "Left Behind" or "God's Not Dead" are never good.

Ben-Hur is also a good one, but the religious stuff is the worst part about it

Completely agree

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So you acknowledge that there are good christian movies and at the same time don't?

>Chrstian
>Kino

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Which one?

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Bruce Almighty was good. Even though it was religious it didn't feel overhwleming

Evan Almighty was a monsoon of retarded religious shit

Protestants can't make art

*tips fedora*

the Heston one

Ironclad

The Last Temptation of Christ

the left still can't meme

no, the first thing he did was pulling it out of the dude's arse

Kingdom of Heaven

>Which one
lmao, the fucking people who are on this place nowadays

redpill me on this, why do christians hate it

No joke Shane Carruth is a devout Christian

it's blasphemy

kind of Jewish more than Christian

Because it shows Jesus having not very christian thoughts

End of Evangelion, duh.

best of the best

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this, prots are the liberals of christendom

Most Malick flicks.

It's absolute kinographys for you, fagface

Is that not the very point though? To show the endurance and triumph over these temptations?

whats that

isn't the point of jesus that he is also human therefore he has misleading and tenpting thoughts? or do chrsitians think he was a gud boi 100%, if so he is a boring messiah, a gary stu

The latter

Go back.

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All the temptations that Christ faced for instance in the desert at the beginning of His ministry, were real temptations but not from corrupted flesh or from the world. Satan had tested and turned over Adam and Eve to sin, but was unable to have any power over Jesus Christ. This is how Jesus begins to heal the wounds of original sin, i.e. by resisting the same serpent our first parents didn't in the wilderness.