ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO

Why cant I have friends like this?

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Is that a real drink? It sounds fantastic

Absolutely a real drink user. Great for dealing with big questions about whether there's more to life than modeling

But why male models?

Is that real gas? Lol I never caught that part

It's not. Watch Binging with Babish.

youre not really really really ridiculously good looking

Why did we never get a movie about them?
>is he serious?

The Asian guy literally looks like my dad's 6'2 Chad roommate who died in a gas explosion in the 90s, wtf

How was the sequel?

>watch upvoting with redditman
yeah, no thanks

bad

don't watch it.

You know reddit likes Yea Forums right? When are you gonna leave?

>when he steps on his hand

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>it's inside the computer?

Will Yea Forums wake me up before the jannies make me go go?

But why male models?

>White, asian, black token friends
RDJ was right, Ben Stiller really is a genius satirist

Have you ever in your life gone 5 minutes with out thinking about race?

Thread theme

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There's literally nothing wrong regarding thinking about races

when you obssessed over it and think of nothing else but, there kind of is

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Orange + chocolate is secretly a kino combination. Ben Stiller knew this, why don’t you?

>you put the boom boom into my heart

Who says he is obsessed? There are guys of different races in that scene, how is he supposed to ignore that? It's not like he's saying "fuck all non-whites, race war now"

What is this? A thread for ANTS!?

Imagine going from this to Generation Kill.

Yes.

The casting choice was obviously intentional though and a satire on society at the time.

Stay offended though lmao.

Because the 90s ended

Give it a few minutes.

more like
>orange mocha frappukino.

that's us

And if anything, it adds to the scene.

Thr point is that it's vapid tokenism like you would see in a model catalogue, and something a younger me didn't pick up on.

Choose the best.

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how could you even live when you see your best bros die in front of you? i'd kill myself tbhfamilia

I WANT TO HIT THAT HIGH

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You know what, can we just cut it out with all the Earth to's

ferrari easily

For me, it's Blue Steel™

>male models are gay
Cope harder, incel LMAO

For me. It's the mine scene with Loverboy playing in the background.

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I'm a Magnum guy. You know geniuses like the color green.

This works perfectly with my Yea Forums X theme

>but lee harvey oswald wasnt a male model!
>no but those two bastards on the grassy knoll sure as hell were
>cuts to two guys high fiving holding rifles

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wrf they're all the same

>Yea Forums hangs out together

Tomorrow?

>Orange + chocolate is secretly a kino combination
>secretly
Are you retarded?
I bet you post on face book shit like "I low key do this"

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You have literal face blindness I think

Unironically Le Tigre. Ferrari is all flash, no substance, the fact that it ever got into his main look rotation is a literal fucking meme. Magnum and Blue Steel are solid, Magnum is too brusque for my tastes though. ofc Blue Steel is quality through and through, but there's something about the tonality of Le Tigre that I'll always give it the top spot.

>how Yea Forums imagines the meetup
>vs reality

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Painful. Watch the opening with Bieber then turn it off.

Use your open eye to look next time.

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>Orange + chocolate is secretly a kino combination

Wat? Chocolate oranges a pretty popular candy retard.

Le tigre for me

But seriously, how were all the children supposed to fit in that little house?

the funniest part of that scene was mugatu doing that super faggy run over to the scale model

>am I the only one

>ywn die in a freak gasoline fight accident

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not as good but it's fine. it got some heat because they made some tranny jokes. all the orgy scenes are zoolander 1 teir I would say. I would say I reference it half as much as the OG

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I heard that zoomers don't like this movie because "it's really dumb", anyone else able to collaborate?

Blue Steel obviously

Nice pic. Haha.

Le Tigre is a softer look. It seems very commercial, like a catalog look. Magnum is just raw energy, like if you discovered you had black lung while fucking Sophia lillis you'd have Magnum on your face

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first time i saw billy zane with a shaved head was in this film. Took me a while to recognize it was him. Looked like a tuff guy compared to not-shaved head billy.

>tfw Ben Stiller forgot his line so he just repeated this one

>watch babish
I'd rather perish in a fire or succumb to China meme disease, if it's all the same to you

Happppyyyyyyyyy haaaaaapppyyyyyy!

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I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!

I INVENTED IT!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, Yea Forums? NOTHING! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING!

damn johnny sins still looks like a chad

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Le Tigre for sure. The way his lip pucker forms a perfect 90° angle relative to the moon makes for a beautiful once-in-a-lifetime eclipse

Why did he leave us bros..

90s race relations were so kino

I never saw the sequel. Was it any good?

If you choose Le Tigre then you're trans.

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I couldn’t finish it

thats a picture of johnny sins with his girlfriend who is also a pornstar, its a troll post

>tfw no Bronco to cruise and binge drink frappuccinos in

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>mfw me and my buddies dressed up like male models after getting shitfaced in college and drove around campus playing Jitterbug on repeat pointing, waving, and smiling

It was a good day.

No, only thing I remember was Mugatu's fake muscles.

right? doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like i'm taking crazy pills

>Buddies an I trying jamba juice
>get back into car, song starts playing on the radio a minute later.
>token black friend doing that fist pump move
>Old man gives us a look of disgust as we roll through the intersection dancing

Sometimes life is pretty good.

This guy gets it! We also were driving around in a jeep with the top down. Day drinking and marathoning Zoolander = based.

I'm a Magnum guy, myself.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane - he's a good guy, he's trying to look out for you.

is that a young Skarsgard on the left?!

this movie still holds up today. absolutamente kinografio

Love Zoolander. Walked out of the sequel.

Some magic can't be recreated (see Dumb and Dumber).

they're more interested in what bark is made out of on a tree

I really think the sequel was hilarious. Don Atari is one of the best characters in either film

But why male models?

This thread only has one post.

Fucking love this film. The only other person I've met who likes it is my mother.

you can, user! you CAN!

ONE POST?

for me, its blue steel

>Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way"?...

I saw this movie in theatres during high school. My friends and I quoted it so much back then. I haven't seen it since then and I pretty much blocked/forgot most of my memories from that time. Does the movie still hold up? I'm friendless so not sure I'd be able to stand watching it now. I recall it being funny at the time.

>THE JEWS ARE BEHIND EVERYTHING, DOESN'T ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THIS?! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAAAAZY PILLS
It was a different era.

Couldn't get away with that stuff today.

holy FUCK
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Man /pol/ really doesn’t get memes huh?

Moisture is the essence of wetness

I thought you came to tell me what a bad eugogoliser I was

God???

Wow

Only a Fucking PLEB would say such a thing

Greatest Walk Off in cinema history

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