Wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ello Nicholas

How’s the hand?

Bit stiff

Nicholas Angle

>Father Christmas
Do Euros really...?

I'm a slasher.

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It's an English thing.

>just downloaded the 4 commentary track rip

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SWAN

>what year?

>EVERY YEAR

Still a bit stiff

>if it isn't Sergeant Knickerless ASSWIPE and CUNTstable FANNY BATTERBUM
>that's us!

>just downloaded the 4 commentary track rip
WHERE

*Father Holidays
Happy now, Americuck?

Haw haw HAAAAWWHHH

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Any luck catching those killers?

Santa is played by Peter Jackson

It's just the one killer actually

LOCK ME UP

britcucks*

BANG

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D A M A G E D

the whole movie is incredibly funny, but i always laugh the hardest at this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=faMh6OYfuNE
>We're finally making you sergeant
>I see
>in sndfrdglstrshr
>where?
>in Sanford, Gloucestershire!

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His crazy eyes give it away. Same exact look he had in Bad Taste

got the collectors edition it has lots of features :3

>I'd love to settle down in the country sometime...Janine

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>Competent London police officer wants to stay in the city
This film could not be made today, could it?

Why is Bill Nighy able to make me laugh so easily? Even the way he says "You've been making us all look bad" in that Bill Nighy way amuses me.

I like his little facial tics that he does.

>british """humor"""

>Why is Bill Nighy able to make me laugh so easily? Even the way he says "You've been making us all look bad" in that Bill Nighy way amuses me.
he has a very distinctive voice/diction, kinda like Alan Rickman did (maybe a bit less so). i too love him, user, been trying to find his recent movie "Sometimes, Always, Never" with no success, might have to risk torrenting it, will definitely hit the theatres to see Emma. also debating watching Limehouse Golem and The Girl in the Cafe for him.
he even gives a really slight & brief menacing scowl when he says "yes i can, i'm the chief inspector". is it really tics? feels like it's controlled

>he even gives a really slight & brief menacing scowl when he says "yes i can, i'm the chief inspector". is it really tics? feels like it's controlled
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote that. They are controlled but I do not know a better word to describe such tiny expressions.

>Me on the far left

Love Actually is peak Bill Nighy being Bill Nighy
>Hiya, kids, here's an important message
from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for freeeee.

Well I botched that. But you can read it.

>I do not know a better word to describe such tiny expressions
micro-expressions, i guess

It's like Christopher Walken though not as overt. No one else talks and moves like them.

*fire*

>Fuck... Nick was such a hottie then.

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

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one of the few movies i watched multiple times. pure kino

is that line funny because they speak with an accent?

Fuck i love this trilogy. I have wet dreams where a fourth one is being made, but it'll probably never happen.

*cackles*

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*cock*

Is that everything? Sir?

Sir?

Sir?

Is there anything I can do for you?

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Crusty Jugglers

>I'm sorry mum
>DO IT!

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Tell me Brit bros... is it really that comfy to live in a country english town... I don't even care if it had a cult, it was peak.

>Edgar Wright said Hot Fuzz was an English parody of US Cop Action Films
>This scene is basically what English police would do with a hot shot loose cannon officer: get rid of him because he's too good
This film actually is great

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You're missing the point if you think it's comfy. Small English life may be quaint and charming, but it's also very fake and obsolete. The xenophobia is real too, even a fellow white Englishman can be treated like an outsider when they move to a town like that, the locals are very protective of their lifestyle and their identity.

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I understand, and good on them. I guess I am just jealous of the easier life.

also I get it's 'fake and obsolete.' I would not mind a life that had to deal with stuff like that as opposed to what I do now though.

Get FUCKED, four eyes!

Oh hey it's Edgar Wright

My sister moved to a small Hot Fuzz-esque village with her fiance, and it's incredibly accurate, right down to the kids getting away with petty crime because "They're good lads", except usually it's drug dealing instead of shop lifting. The villages are of course nice to look at and be in, but I can't imagine how boring they would get after living in them after several years.

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>You're missing the point if you think it's comfy. Small English life may be quaint and charming, but it's also very fake and obsolete. The xenophobia is real too,

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I think they'd be good enough if you just stopped giving a fuck about dealing with other people fast enough.

> The xenophobia is real too,

AHAHAHAHA get a load of this city mong, I'll happily take that over swarms of nogs

Oh no, xenophobia! You would think in our progressive and advanced age people who didn't want their towns to be invaded and their populations replaced by Jamaal and Mohammad would have long ago gone extinct!

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look at his horse

>it's also very fake and obsolete
Obsolete, maybe, but it's only fake for outsides that go there to LARP
>t.lived in a village with 100~ habitants

it can get awfully hairy out there

I'm not talking about immigrants, I'm genuinely talking about general xenophobia against outsiders. I have a scouse accent and it's enough to get funny looks from locals in some villages.

>My sister moved to a small Hot Fuzz-esque village with her fiance, and it's incredibly accurate, right down to the kids getting away with petty crime because "They're good lads", except usually it's drug dealing instead of shop lifting.

this doesn't actually happen though because villages don't have any police, the police force is associated to the nearest town who only go to the village when there's an issue or when gypsies pop up

you're chatting shit

That’s me after a few pints, heh heh *snort*

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literally everyone in the south of england will mock you for your retarded scouse accent, it's not unique to villages

>he doesn't have the 5 commentary track rip
>he'll never know what Andy Leafe and Nick Eckland thinks of the film

I'm not talking about mockery, more like shopkeepers staring you down through their shop while you're getting milk in the morning, and straight up asking you to not hang about.

>obsolete

then why do people fleeing london and other nigger-infested shitholes keep buying property here because they want a "change of pace"

Yeah well you deserve it you scouse bastard. Learn Received Pronunciation and the civilized world will consider letting you live in the nice places.

>autismal scouser wanders around shop, suspiciously caressing the items in the dairy aisle
>shopkeeper asks you to hurry up or fuck off because he wants to empty the till
>"wow, now I know how rosa parks felt"

Shut the fuck up and talk about Hot Fuzz.

Literally the only way they can protect their lifestyle is by giving you the stink eye. It wouldnt work on actual subhumans but they have no way of knowing that, and as long as those stay in the cities they never will.

>The xenophobia is real too
based

>I've told him several times, you shouldn't eat late at night.
>I don't know, I quite like a midnight gobble. hahahaha
>cocks
>sooooo

Mornin' Angle

BUUUUAAHHHH

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Because we already have Sinterklaas. no need to call the Aldi Sinterklaas,Santa Claus

>Bill Nighy says he can make people disappear because he's the chief inspector
>Frank Butterman literally makes people disappear as the chief inspector
This fucking film man

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yeah I like it
I lived in london for a couple of years and couldn't wait to get back to the sticks

AUUUGHH!

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FIRE
*DOO DOO DOOO*
TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE

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>oh, that's lurch
>go on
>he's a trolley boy at the local supermarket
>good
>real name Michael Armstrong
>uh-huh
>dad says he's got a child's mind
>okay..
>lives up summer street with his mum and his sister
>and are they as big as he is?
>who?
>the mum and the sister
>same person
>what shop were you thinking of?

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I'm not Janine.

rewatching The world's end now, I contend that it is just misunderstood and underappreciated it and that its nearly as good as hot fuzz is and even better then shaun of the dead

jesus, how does this movie manage to have so many little details/easter eggs, i've been seeing an endless non-repeating stream of them ever since i've watched it ~5 years ago

I kek'd

>I contend that it is just misunderstood and underappreciated
Yes
>and even better then shaun of the dead
Hell no.

I grew up in a village. Our police force was literally one guy and our jail had 2 cells in it.

My pen's runnin' a bit low.

great scene
youtu.be/fuEG_PSb_Ts

In case you didn't know, Hammerfu is his ex from London.

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This is Kate Blanchett

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>Shaun of the Dead
>Hot Fuzz
>The World’s End
Name a better film trilogy

>It's not like the city. Everybody and their mum is packing out here.
>Oh ya? Like who?
>Farmers.
>Who else?
>Farmers mums.

>When Nick comes back to the village, the first people who attack him is a farmer and his mum.

That's what I said.

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The directing style is so great

I thought I’d caught every joke, but watched this again recently and finally caught that the old guy who always has the dog is named “Walker”.

Fuck you movie, how did that get past me all these years when every other joke I got within 2 viewings?

Where the fuck do you download these? I used to try to find commentary rips years ago and eventually gave up. Is it easy now?

for me it's
>priest gets shot
>JESUS CHRIST

cos' they know you'll thieve something

I have watched this movie hundreds of times.
And I literally just got the spitroast joke.

FASCIST

HAG

She has very distinct eyes.

FIRE!

TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE

decaffeinated?

Fuck off, grasshopper

THE GREATER GOOD
the greater good

What’s your name son?
Aaron Aaronson

>ask where
>just post a picture of your collection
cool thanks

The greater good.

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gets me every single time

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STOP SAYING THAT

Fuck off up the model village

>you want to... go higher...?

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....Narp

top kek

>Janine I've been transferred, I'm moving to the country
>I'm not Janine.
>*turns* Janine I've been transferred, I'm moving to the country

>Windows 7
based

user I didn't think I could love the english countryside more

I've seen this movie over 10 times and I still discover new shit like that.

Kudos to Pegg for managing to make
>STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
sound badass

I know what I'm doing tonight

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That's your problem, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWITCH OFF!
*scurries away awkwardly*

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>You've got a mustache
>... I know

you forgot
>holding the giant bear

What's your wine selection?

Not him but your best bet is to download the bluray or a remux, then rip the audio tracks with something like mkvmerge and then just save the tracks like he's doing. Its not exactly the simplest process but it does work.

Because you steal the wheels on their cars you scouse cunt. Liverpudlians are the biggest bunch of sois North of London

Red or...White....

>fellow white Englishman
>scouser
Nice try paddy.

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So I rewatched The World's End after a few years and holy fuck there's a lot of small details
>the core 5 are always positioned in the exact same way when they're together (Oliver->Steven->Garry->Andy->Peter
>all their last names correspond to medieval times roles, alluding to the ending
>all the pub names correspond to events that occur in them
>Garry's arms are covered the entire film until The World's End
>the song that plays while they're driving in the opening alludes to Garry's "We wanna be free" speech that occurs in the opening and ending
>everything about the Beast has been replaced except the memory, which is the same for the state of the town
>Gary predicts the death of two of his friends, by mentioning that “5 is better because 2 could’ve died and they’d have 3 left”
I need to rewatch it again, because I know there is a shitton more than this, especially less obvious stuff.
Also, If you relate to Garry you need help

>"Do you know why we call them the Andies?"
>"Because both of their names are Andrew."
>"Yeah and talking to them is an uphill struggle."
>*thunk*
>"FUCK OFF"

My favorite how at the start of the movie, Danny asks Nick if he's ever done a shitload of Action Movie cliches and he always responds with a tired "No."

And then during the Village Showdown Nick does literally all of them (except for the Point Break reference, Danny does that)

>"You want to be a big cop in a small town? Go fuck up the model village."
>The movie's final fight scene is in the model village and most of it gets destroyed

It's almost sad how much Ashens wishes he was Pegg.

deepest lore

The Limehouse Golem was pretty good.
He's in a good tv movie called Turks and Caicos with Christopher Walken.

i think that one was a bit on the nose

I concur. except I always found it funny

Harvey Weinstein nutted on those eyes

cock

Always lose it when the statue shows up among the corpses

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And he's got one thing you have got.


A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

And also A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

Ask your mum

I really wish that were true

Shaun > Fuzz

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Appreciated.

I think this is my most watched film. The best commentary content too.

C R U S T Y J U G G L E R S

I think what does it for me is the tone. It's so earnest, confident, and intelligent in its approach. You can tell it isn't your typical parody like Scary Movie, which is just cynical and crass.

Love all 3 in the series but Hot Fuzz is definitely my favorite. It's perfect.

d e e p e s t
l o r e

>the other Andy just barely keeps in a laff

bump

>nah itsarrloaduhjunk
>*clang*

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>He's practically living out of a card board box.
>then you're packed allready.

LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

People who mention xenophobia are the dumbest lot on the planet.

i bet she does loik a bit a manpower

Ah eg ih ah eg, ol oped et own cah ih spahlt muh veu, ah ont ee whas a mo' oer.

He's literally talking about any outsiders to the village

The absolute irony of all you retards applauding xenophobia and wanting to move there when the point was it would be directed at you 24/7

christ you guys are thick

>in the last pub near the end
>there's a sign: the end is nigh
>immediately meet the alien voiced by bill nighy

I never understood this shit. they look nothing alike at all.

I love pork but this looks disgusting

Feels good to have just bought the disc at some bargain bin in 2010

Shaun would've been a better movie if the 2nd half wasnt so miserable and (mostly) humorless

It just means distrusting outsiders, it exists everywhere

Just like UK women.