NO TIME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the pupper tell Billie?

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thats a man right

yes men often have massive breasts

Exquisite talents, impressive development at such age.

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You just know

Live and let die is objectively the best

I haven't heard a single one of this dumb bitch's songs and I never will. Over rated pop trash.
>ever, EVER hyping love/break up songs

>I haven't heard
>Over rated
???

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billie blackedraw scenes when?

>I hate thing
>but wait there's a twist
>I don't even know the thing
>now validate my opinion with attention

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Is she a basketball fan? Damn.

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I listening to Bad Guy and it's the most basic bitch shit in existence. Also it ruined Jesse's scene in Breaking Bad forever because everyone will reference shillie eyelish when he says he is the bad guy

It's Ocean Eyes.

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>wash wash i wear baggy clothing because people look at my tits :(
>*uploads twenty pics and tiktok showing off her tits* ;)
What did she mean by this?

whore

I read the lyrics to one of the songs. They were straight up fucking garbage generic tripe. No music can redeem that
The fuck are you on about, her music is shit. People only hype her because she's hot and "WOAH GREEN HAIR SO UNUSUAL!!"

Her personal life and professional life are separate?

*audible spring sounds*

>he keeps going with his uneducated pleb tirade

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>I've never read one of these books and NEVER WILL EVER EVER EVER AHHHHHHH they're overrated. I looked at the cover. Very overated.

Does she whisper talk-sing this song like every other song she sings?

Neither of those are her you fucking retard

people looking at her tits = invasive and pervy
her flashing her tits = empowering and courageous

welcome to backwards america

Person just said they never listened to a song.
Kill yourself you mindblowingly dumb retard

Every one I've heard apart from Ocean Eyes, and she can't sing that live.

If the lyrics to her songs are shit, what redemption is there? That isn't akin to "reading the cover".

WGFD

Poor zoomers. This is what their pop stars look like

i have listened to her songs and they fucking suck

dude she barely posts anything wtf are you on about...

notice the press and twitter etc isnt reposting those 3 boobs clips over and over

cringy virgin

The duality of woman

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DSL and gigantic racks?

>Kill yourself you mindblowingly dumb retard
ironic considering if you like billie eilish you are a mindblowingly dumb retard

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Don't worry they'll kill themselves out of relevency in a couple of years

>no U are the dumb!

>muh big boobs means they are automatically attractive

This bitch reminds me of Katy Perry. Constantly telling people they will never have her. I can literally google "nice tits" and see millions of tits for free, likely much nicer than hers and haven't been chomped on by some nigger in a new york hotel.

What are you talking about? I saw Billie play in NYC and she sang Ocean Eyes.

The lyrics are fine, what are you on about? Let me guess, "Bad Guy", aka her worst song. You're braindead.

Someone who never listened to her has no power to say that, retard

My pop stars were smelly junkies with pawn store guitars, lucky zoomers desu

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>spy who loved me
pssh it's "living dayligths"

>shilling shitty eyelash this hard
What's her best song then?

>i'm going to sperg daily on the internet because men find a woman attractive who i don't like

hmm errr...cringy virgin vibes from this one.

>ugly tranny looking face
>garbage music
>but a-at least she has big tits haha

Woah careful everyone, we have Mr. user the respected music afficianado in the thread.

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The answer is A View to a Kill

"When the party's over" or even recent single "Everything I wanted"
Personal favorite though? "My Boy" - a simple little poppy jingle. Probably her "catchiest"/poppiest song (Other than the shitty Bad Guy track)

This tallentless slag deserves bludgeoning with those Grammys she didn't earn. Also >

thats a lot of assumptions there pal

Nice
Everything I wanted is fantastic, I'd also recommed "bury a friend" too

>i'm going to sperg daily on the internet because men find a woman attractive who i don't like

hmm errr...cringy virgin vibes from this one.
VERY cringy and virgin vibes.

not really lol
what irks you so much that you feel you need to fight and get angry over Billie Eilish online?

>thom yorke
Literally the cuntiest cunt in music.
>dave grohl
Literally thinks everything anyone does is amazing and awesome and follow your dreams and praise jesus etc. Probably thinks every kid's macaroni drawing is a blessing.

Noice, based billiebro
Bury A Friend is maybe my favorite of hers too but I feel like the close minded on here would just write it off as like, "whispering", which it isn't.
Also "Wish You Were Gay" is fantastic. Really her entire EP is and the LP mostly too.

But Billie's officially Yea Forums now as well

24. Chris Cornell – "You Know My Name"
23. Tom Jones – "Thunderball"
22. Lulu – "The Man With the Golden Gun"
21. Madonna – "Die Another Day"
20. A-ha – "The Living Daylights"
19. Shirley Bassey – "Moonraker"
18. Sam Smith – "Writing's on the Wall"
17. Matt Monro – "From Russia With Love"
16. Adele – "Skyfall"
15. Duran Duran – "A View to a Kill"
14. Sheryl Crow – "Tomorrow Never Dies"
13. Gladys Knight – "License to Kill"
12. Jack White & Alicia Keyes – "Another Way to Die"
11. Garbage – "The World Is Not Enough"
10. Tina Turner – "GoldenEye"
9. Louis Armstrong – "We Have All the Time in the World"
8. Rita Coolidge – "All Time High"
7. Shirley Bassey – "Diamonds Are Forever"
6. Sheena Easton – "For Your Eyes Only"
5. Nancy Sinatra – "You Only Live Twice"
4. Billie Eilish — "No Time to Die"
3. Shirley Bassey – "Goldfinger"
2. Carly Simon – "Nobody Does It Better"
1. Paul McCartney & Wings – "Live and Let Die"

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Popular doesn't mean good.

>Everything I wanted
>generic dumb love song
Don't know what I expected. Grown men shilling a teenage girl's love songs to be remotely self aware?

The pictures in that collage are album reviews showing they think the album is good, not popular.
How are you this fucking stupid? Jesus christ this website.

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you seem to be the angry one

Why are there so many adult men here upset that other grown men don't like their favorite teenage girl music?

does anyone actually like her music or is it all literally just coomers?

You're retarded. She's popular, and everyone is jumping on her fame to get a piece of it. You might be low IQ but please stop posting.

Honestly I chuckled in real life, you'e either baiting or so genuinely dumb you can't comprehend lyrics to Billie's song you called stupid earlier lmao

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i actually liked the cornell song. definitely not the worst one ever.

>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER DEPTH DUDE ! ! ! ! !! SHE SPEAKS TO ME OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER LYRICS REQUIRE INTENSE STUDY TO UNDERSTAND!!!

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mad

imagine being a 30+ year old male and avatar fagging a teenage girl who has no clue who you are

Keep up the excellent work Billiebro, making the ignorant Yea Forumsncels seethe is almost as enjoyable as the album haha.

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>not goldeneye
Pleb taste

I have never heard a song from from this uggo with nice milkers and most likely never will. Thanks for reading.

Looks like Steve Buscemi

Are you planning to go "no u!" to everything?

Dude you've just misinterpreted lyrics to the most straight-forward song from Billie, there's no coming back from this humiliation no matter how much you greentext.

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But what if I'm getting paid to do it?

how am i angry? i'm asking you why you feel the need to sperg on the internet about Billie Eilish.

Yeah I am sure anthony fantanos life will change from giving Billie an 8
You're a fucking retarded tinfoil hat sperg

Sweet lmao, based bro, you too

nice antibilliebro, keep up the excellent work, making the pedofags writhe in agony

who gives a fuck about the grammys, they are fucking shit. name one album that won within the last 20 years that is actually good

What the fuck lmao
Are Beatles songs now bad for being generic love songs when 3/5 of them are just that?
You could literally boil down anything to sound dumb, congrats. God you're fucking retarded.

>dude music bad
>(hasn't listened to it)
>dude haha lyrics stupid
>(actually doesn't understand them)

>misinterpreted
woaahhh meaaann it's about a dreeeaaammm dude so original

Coulda been a nightmare
But it felt like they were right there
And it feels like yesterday was a year ago
But I don't wanna let anybody know
'Cause everybody wants something from me now
And I don't wanna let 'em down

Seems like its about her coming to grips with being famous and everyone wanting something from her. How the fuck is that a "generic dumb love song"?

I hope you die. Honestly. This world needs to rid of fucking retarded cunts like you.

>No intelligent response
Ya, I didn't think so. Cunt.

H O N K A H S

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oh...dude...you're actually retarded
yikes this went from fun to offensive in a second. sorry, retard.

>how am i angry
look at your posts m8

you are vehemently defending her for whatever reason and lashing out at everyone

GIANT
PALE
MILKERS

See now you're half way there, give it a third read and report back.

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Okay, cool.
Now tell me what about her makes you seethe?

what makes you think she makes me seethe

You taste like plant

user please stay focused we're analyzing the lyrics to "everything i wanted" now

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where's specter?

wtf i love bllie eilish now

The person I was originally replying to came into this thread to go on about how men shouldn't be attracted to her.
Now tell me, why would someone choose to do that with their time? You could say the same about my replies but at least I'm just curious and trying to figure out what would bring a man to waste their time like that.

steve bescemi?

like two christmas hams hidin under them stinky hoodies
daddy wants to

g l a z e

e m ‘

She sounds pissed off now she is legal and no one gives her the same looks anymore, look shes not even smiling

Well she's vegan, doggo can tell. Has to be said she filled out quite nicely considering her avocado and beans diet.

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Imagine completely unironically coming on Yea Forums and acting like a simp for an ugly chick with a shitty voice

You're joking right? Or are you a self admitted incel?

Only the official songs included

Imagine spending your time online hating on other peoples interests
Lmfao. Jesus. Hateful SWINE.

that doesn't really answer my question

user lives and dies for tiddy meats. don’t matter who. simple as

LIKE THUUUUNDERBAAAAALL

Such a good tune

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well i dunno who 'you' are at this point cuz its an anonymous board.
but anyone who comes into threads to hate on a person simply is compensating or coping for something.

Dude u are such a fucking faggot lol. I would kill you with my bare hands

Funny, 'You Know My Name' is tied for my #1 with 'Live And Let Die'

based as fuck

I expected you would not respond intelligently.
I am almost tired of correctly predicting retards actions on this site.
Oh, yea, also - u mad

for me it's enuma elish

skyfall is my favorite

>chris cornell
>24

>adele
>16

>goldfinger isn't 1

opinion discarded

if you're smart enough to decipher billies deep lyrics surely you can differentiate the vastly different posting styles of the people you are replying to

The common theme among people screeching about Billie I've noticed is that they never even bothered to give her a chance beyond hearing bad guy once. They're just intimidated by popularity and fame, such an infantile approach. With television and film the most popular thing is almost always garbage, but it's slightly different with music.

Don't worry though, we'll educate these philistines.

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London looks like a shithole

If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes of deceit?
I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line
Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won you never saw me change
The game that we've all been playing
I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your end
Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins
Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel (forget how to feel)
Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel (spin of the wheel)
Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

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eilish is garden variety pop, not sure what all of the hullabaloo is about

huh, so this is what kino looks like..

BuT sHe WeArS bAgGy ClOtHeS aNd HaS dRoOpY eYeLiDs

Yeah it's criminally underrated in the Esquire ranking, easily my top 5.

the fuck are you talking about, of course it's her

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Proof that a song can be kino

this bitch is flawless im simping now

The lyrics are pretty good and the instrumental is fine but it needed a Male voice

She's as unoriginal and forced as you could get, hasnt done anything remarkable that hasnt already been done by more talented women before her, fucks niggers, and looks like pic related

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so whats her best song

her most popular is bad guy and its shit

shes like a composite rendering of every top 10 popstar since 1999

You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone (wihin current pop category) with more variety and experimentation than Billie. Breakthrough LP not so much maybe, but the album is diverse, dark, subtle.

You don't actually think this is a clever response, do you? Or is this sarcasm and you're on my side? Lol :)

This is true 100%
Glad other people with brains exist here

she's just another adele or lorde. she is only acceptable cause she has giant milkies but you aren't posting them cause you're an obsessed boomer simp

>hasnt done anything remarkable that hasnt already been done
This is your first attempt to discuss music, isn't it.

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im only 29 you fuckin queer

How so?
Intelligent replies only, please.

This.
Listen, I don't like most black pop, no racism but not my thing. I like Ariana but for her voice. Taylor Swift is boring as fuck and does nothing new. Gaga used to have amazing written songs, now is just generic.
Billie's sound is unlike any of them. She's much more like a grunge/indie rock artist.

this billie avatarfag is more delusional than kpopfags

Except all of her songs are better than Lorde's and I guess Adeles.

Adele showcases voice. Billie's songs showcase...music.

it's pop by definition, it has mass appeal

>but you aren't posting them cause you're an obsessed boomer simp
Now I see where you're going with this

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It's a testament to zoomer culture that their idol is a self-admitted coal burner whore.

I like how I have no idea who this person is and literally can't even begin to care, but, she's part of a big budget sony movie so she's getting marketed to hell and back on Yea Forums

Man, Yea Forums's contrarians really are even worse than Yea Forums's

adele and lorde are far more talented singers. eillish has trash music but a quirky persona and is basically a 10 face

So no intelligent response? Understood.

>self-admitted
Source?

Dont forget that she was raised to be a star by her Hollywood parents, already failed at being an indie pop singer so rebranded herself as a hood hot topic thot, and her brother writes all her music

And that's bad because...?
>She's much more like a grunge/indie rock artist
Ironically, grunge/indie rock make up 75% of my listening time. There's something in Billie's music very reminiscent of that.

tbf bad guy sucks dick

>Billie's songs showcase...music
whispy whispy whispering and some lofi tunes isn't a feat

THIS is the only reason for billie threads to exist, thanks user

Its a bunch of millenials who think shes talented and cool because the internet tells them to like her. They have no legitimate feelings for her outside of what social media tells them. They'll defend her with their lives.

>popular sound isn't a feat
Fucking boomer lmao

>she's dancing with them so she's having sex with them also

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I've already wasted too much of my life explaining why Billie is a completely unremarkable musician to anonymous waifufags on the internet, you certainly aren't any more special

BUT user SHE "WON" GRAMMYS JUST BUY HER MUSIC DONT YOU WANNA BE COOL!!

Because it is a shithole.

It's also the only song on the whole album min-maxed for radio, the rest is more nuanced.

no it isn't, and that shit used to be looked down upon. i'm also lmaoing at the retards who are comparing her music to grunge, you gotta be on fuckin quaaludes to make that comparison

i didn't say it was bad, i said it's standard pop music

"dark" themes have been around for decades, same with subtle or subdued music. both were very popular aesthetics in the 90s, see eminem and radiohead

>paying money to watch a no talent hack mumble on stage for 2 hours
>bragging about it and going on rants to defend her lack of talent on a cambodian microwave forum

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stop arguing about pointless shit like music and post more tits already.

Exactly. Agreed. But idiots only know Bad Guy and and talk about that 1 lyric about knees. They're braindead.

Who are you to say what's a feat or not? Why do you care what people like?

>I've already wasted too much of my life
At least we agree on something.

Lmfao imagine if someone came up to you to explain why the things you like actually suck. You'd call them a retard. Now, look at yourself.

I paid money to see one of my favorite artists. And guess what? I sat next to Howie Mandell. I bet you just jerked off that night.

Just go to /s/ man
Who cares about above-average tits when she's got the face of a goldfish on xanax and the personality of sidewalk-gum

Can anyone tell me why the fuck I remember Thunderball being a black and white movie? I first saw the beginning of it in black and white on TV, but now upon looking it up I see it's a full color film. This TV did have color otherwise, before you mention that. I remember Bond was getting a back massage while the theme song was playing, but the title sequence I see when I look it up now is nothing like what I recall.

and it's one of her most shilled songs. If your first impression of an artist is bad it's to be expect You won't care for him.

/thread. In a way though its good to see most normies are even looking at eyelash and saying "no this is shit" her entire popularity are nu males and trashy pilled up millennial women who think shes some messiah because shes a pill popping psycho like them.

You should check out the kpop threads on Yea Forums, you'd probably fit right in

I couldn't imagine being such a braindead fucking cunt that I write off an entire musician by their 1 shilled single that 99% of the time sounds nothing like the rest of their tracks

Like how dumb are the people on Yea Forums seriously

>Why do you care what people like?
i want your normalfag industry plant "music" that appeals to 12 year olds off Yea Forums mostly

>using the two deep for you argument

You can now exit this thread. Youve just admitted what a joke you are.

The World is Not Enough has always been my favorite theme. Shame about the film

No thanks, not a big fan of kpop. Does Billie sound like kpop to you or something? Or did you just say something absolutely retarded?
I have a guess.

Go away anthony

>OMG NOO I HAVE TO SEE AN THUMBNAIL ON A WEBSITE

I miss when men were men.

Strange cope.

why is the waifu fag so damn aggressive?

Not sure how eminem fits into this (limited knowledge of genre on my part) but Radiohead is an excellent example - dark and nuanced. Or Nirvana - melodic but destructive. Do you think those two genre-defining band drew no inspiration from what was already done? Nirvana largely ripped off Pixies and Melvins, Radiohead were heaily inspired by Joy Division and others. In a way Billie continues what Radiohead and Nirvana did decades ago (after all, Yorke and Grohl agree) instead of mimicing Taylor Swift or Gaga, which would be far safer bets. Hugely impressive in my opinion.

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You are not a man anthony

No, I'm saying that because you echo them perfectly with the whole "MY POP MUSICIAN IS COMPLEX AND PERFECT AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST BECAUSE THEY SING GOOD AND LOOK GOOD" approach

You legit think those are good lyrics AND deep? Im not even angry im just perplexed and feel sorry that your brain considers something so basic and formulaic, deep and worthy of praise.

>assholes nonstop shit on Billie
>someone dares question why they would waste their time insulting someone they know
>OMFG BILLIEFAGS ARE SO AGRESSIVE

Honestly? I want you to die. Our planet needs to get rid of like 2 billion retards. You're one of them.

Based post

simp
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Copeman

Oh so you've reverted to using a strawman. How fucking pathetic. I never said anything like that...at ALL, actually. Bye, cunt.

Didn't say they were anything extraordinary. They're absolutely fine pop lyrics, dude. Sorry I'm not into hearing Taylor Swift's last breakup again...

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE BILLIE WILLY ALOOOOOOONE
you're a sad lolcow

>he keeps using the 2 deep 4 u argument

This is getting sad. You keep outing yourself as autistic this entire thread.

That's just how waifufags are, man
There's no beating them because they're inherently broken delusional smoothbrains who think that if they defend a famous chick enough then they might get to marry them
Honestly it's best to just ignore them and leave to their pissjugs

rather be a simp than what you are

simple
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l
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>You called me out? Ok bye bye I win you lose
Like I said, you'd like the K-pop crowd

I wouldn't say Billie's lyrics are particulary deep, but we've seen in this thread how the haters struggle to comprehend what they're about. So there's that.

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Easiest industry plant I have spotted in a long time.

i agree, eilish is pop music that's been done before. the aesthetic isn't new, and her lyrical themes aren't really provocative, so i don't know what the fuss is about.

No one is talking about "waifus" except you faggots.

People defending her are saying her music is at the very least decent, aggressors attack her without even ever listening.

Nothing to do with 'waifuism' you mentally ill tranny.

This. But the same fagging autist thinks she invented music. I like to believe hes been trolling this thread for fun and that nobody could like something so bad and defend it so feverishly. But ive been in public and no mouth breathing retards are the norm.

Satanic propaganda

You didn't call me out because I didn't say the things you said I said. Lmao. Way to be retarded.
Point out where I said that thing. Try it. You can't. Must suck to be so fucking braindead.

>I agree, let me twist your words completely and completely disagree with you while saying I agree
You need to die, you're part of the 2 billion retards on Earth that should die.

Now there's a hot take I'd actually like to see someone extrapolate on

Who ever said she invented music?
You haters need to CONSTANTLY lie and make shit up to come up with a post, lmfao.
Seriously. You can't even prove me wrong.

Why is it that they never produce any half-literate arguments though? It's always a mix of
>bad because popular
>bad because for girls
>bad because she doesn't undress
>bad because tits too big
Literally none of those adress the fucking music itself.

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She's one of those cases where it's popular because it's popular, like GoT. It's an emperor's new clothes situation.

>3 posts in 3 minutes
>poster count doesnt go up
Dude this is bad

>getting this pissy at anons calling her music shit (it is)
>S-SHE'S NOT MY WAIFU
Not only are you a waifufag, you're a newfag

Well you don't agree because you didn't understand what I patiently tried to explain to you. Give it another try.

Adele and lorde had talent. I didnt care for their music but you could tell they had legitimate talent. Billy mumbles shitty poetry over literal bleeps and bloops and millennials think shes bigger than elvis and the beatles combined. Its funny because this time next year nobody will even know or remember Billy and the music companies will be promoting the next big pop act "everyone loves" and the user same fagging this thread will be same fagging that thread defending the hip new pop star hes been told to like by social media.

>"you guys just arent smart enough to understand lil dick nasty cum's lyrics like i do!! Hes so deep and vaginal issues is a banger!!"

It's seriously pathetic lol. There's some kind of psychology going on. I guess just people hate popular shit. God, they sperg about her fucking daily. Also, retarded /pol/cucks

>lists a bunch of people that have done the aesthetic before
>literally admit that it's been done before in your post
>her predecessors of the aesthetic even defend her work (because it's similar to theirs, not surprising)

IGNORE THIS

DELETE

SHES TALENTED AND DOES ALL HER OWN EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU JUST DONT GET HER LIKE I DO

What's bad? I get off on being objectively correct. People reply to me with a retarded strawman, I'll tell them so. Big fucking whoop, guess what, we're both here on Yea Forums.

I don't care if people don't like her music. But people are like obsessed with hating on her, like they're children. It makes a man wonder. Not that you would know, child.

Lorde is no more talented than Billie, nor does she "sing" any more than Billie does, not in the songs I've heard at least.

>j-just kidding guys, i definitely didn't admit that her work is biting the aesthetic of artists from 30+ years ago

we just fap to idols, we dont pretend they are great musically

That wasn't my post but I agree with it
The guy said Radiohead also took from influences, and EVERY ARTIST DOES
I guess you missed that part because you can't read. Just...fucking wow...

Hollywood parents?
Please tell me what her parents do and why that gives them the power to get her 5 Grammys instead of the thousands of other Hollywood parents children?

>>bad because popular
bad cause she's a blatant industry plant
>>bad because for girls
yeah
>>bad because she doesn't undress
yeah
>>bad because tits too big
no one says this

>keeps using the 2deep4u argument
>keeps saying people judging her by her most famous song that made her famous dont get how deep she is

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Wow, you can't read. Dude said all artists take influences.
You need to swallow a bullet.

Reducing Billie's music to (misfitting) buzzwords isn't a legitimate criticism, and you're also ignoring the fact she's composing all the music with her brother unlike the professionaly produced "talented" artists you've mentioned. And more importantly:
>this time next year nobody will even know or remember Billy
That's what was said with her initial wave of fame back in 2016. Look at Billie now. Just because you've only just noticed her doesn't mean she came from nowhere, those who actually understand and follow music have known about her for a while.

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>20. A-ha – "The Living Daylights"
Preposterous!
That song is fucking great!

Wtf are you talking about nigger
I never said she was 2deep4u
Seriously get help. Using a gun.

Fucking based. Can't wait to see how the retard children will respond.

>I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE
>B-BUT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING IT TOO FAR LEAVE BILLIE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
You are a sad waifufag

You've just been baiting us for (You)s all along, weren't you

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Again, not a waifufag, just curious why a grown man would spend their lives hating on the internet.

This thread is full of people giving legit opinions you just keep ignoring them and saying BUT SHES POPULAR AND 2DEEP4U

Where the fuck do you think you are, anthony?

>License to Kill
>13
It's easily top 5 baka

>full of people giving legit opinions
Yeah, people actually using examples and basic music theory to explain what's outstanding about Billie. Any half-intelligent criticism is yet to be seen.

Dont freak out so much, man. I'm sure she'll kiss if you defend her honor enough against evil anonymous contrarian Russian bots who just hate everything popular and can't appreciate the finer things in life like an 18y/o pop singer with big tits who you've been told is the next Lennon even though she doesnt even write her own music

Legit opinions? Sure, those are fine. I'm talking about the other 90% of the haters ITT, though...

I don't post for her, I post for you, nice cope though retard

>I'm sure she'll kiss if you defend her honor
Not him but fuck I wish. Look at those lips.

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>I don't post for her, I post for you
Nice

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>There are people fervently defending billie's music

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I don't even understand peoples' obsession with her being "hot". There are hot girls fucking everywhere, with big titties and nice asses. What's so special about this one?

Keep in mind, they're defending her """music""" (aka her tits and the persona they've been sold)

just waifufags shilling their yearly industry plant

Her music is OK. It's nothing offensive or daring, and it's peak background music. Nothing more.

There i settled this discussion.

kek based

Do you say that any time anyone ever compliments a celebrity, ever?

>There are people fervently attacking billie's music
>and also fail terribly at it
Me on the right

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NOOOOOOOOO SHE'S THE NEXT MOZART I WANT TO FUCK HER-- I MEAN LISTEN TO HER MUSIC SO MUCH AHHHH SHE'S SO HOT-- I MEAN TALENTED YOU CANT JUST CALL HER AVERAGE SHE'S MY QUEEN

All the hate comes either from incels or from racist poltards.

You can dislike her music but that hate it's not normal.

Who are you quoting you fucking sperg...

It's part of the planting process. An online presence has to be established by shills in order for the plant to gain popularity. It's no different from Disney buying their own Star Wars tickets to inflate sales numbers.

This, exactly. I don't care if you don't like her music. But spending time obsessively hating is fucking unhealthy.

This is one of the worst responses I regularly see on here kys

>What's so special about this one
The fucking music?
DUH
Seriously it's like some Anons don't even follow the ongoing conversation and just repeat the same shit from beginning.

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The coomers that was calling out
Learn to read context

>Black Jesus
WTF i love Billie now.

>1 minute apart
OH NO NO BILLIEBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I love the Nancy Sinatra one and Goldeneye theme

Huh?
But who was he quoting? You can't even answer, lmfao.

I'm F5ing the thread and replied, wow are you trying to impress the adults by showing you can read time? Good job, child!

Lol he wasn't calling anyone out, but gotcha bro

Unironically, I'm getting paid 35 dollars per hour of shilling the hottest artist in the world on a designated forum for incels on NEETbux.
You're sperging about the same artist for free.

Now take a minute and consider which statement is more ridiculous.

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Good

>leg text
Sure thing!

lmao fucking based

Was it not incredibly obvious what his post was saying?

What did she mean by this? Is it a literary reference or quote? Not sure.

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leave this board

She hit the wall so hard with that skunky green hair.

more like No Time to Diet apparently

>Cause everybody wants something from me now
>And I don't wanna let 'em down
This is elementary school tier. Read book nigger.

Her hair dresser stole the look from Jolyne Cujoh and since Billie is a dumb cunt who doesn't know what Jojo is, she doesn't keep it in buns and it looks like shit.

She's not really particularly fat though.

Her hair is going to fall out, with no time to dye.

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>Seems like its about her coming to grips with being famous and everyone wanting something from her. How the fuck is that a "generic dumb love song"?

WOW. WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GROUNDBREAKING CONCEPT. WHAT A FUCKING CURVEBALL THAT IT'S BEING SUNG BY A FEMALE POP STAR. MIND FUCKING BLOWN, GET THIS GENIUS A FUCKING PRINCETON PEN.

>user still seething because he had to read the lyrics four times

How do you guys sit behind the keyboard and type unironically "her music sucks" when she's topping every chart and getting all the awards ?
>MUH awards and charts don't matter
they kinda do ? I mean, it's the only real way to quantify an artist's worth. If you don't like it, that's another matter. I can never understand this "SHE/HE SUCKS" when those people are at the top of popularity

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right, because we determine quality based on the amount of attention and awards things get

you act like "topping every chart" means humanity took a poll and she won

Holy shit man, I’ve read all jojo up until that part but holy crap, I just looked it up and it’s uncanny and dare I say.... Bizarre?

>right, because we determine quality based on the amount of attention and awards things get
Yes.

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She's trash you thirsty nigga

hey billie how come ur hair is only half green

no time to dye

>How do you guys sit behind the keyboard and type unironically "her music sucks" when she's topping every chart and getting all the awards ?
So she's pushed by jews in the industry. Hmmm I wonder why they'd do that, push forgettable easy to digest music destined to be forgotten? It's almost like she's an easy face and voice to generate shekels. Crazy!

No one is on the radio, spotlighted on spotify or winning a grammy unless someone behind the scenes wants them to be. The music industry is one of the most corrupt industries in the world built on top of rights eroding copyright law bullshit and special favors like: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Audio_Tape#Anti-DAT_lobbying
or
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payola

Either your baiting or you are actually fucking stupid.

Nah bro let's vote based on the tastes of basement pedos from an anime image posting forum
ok she's pushed by the joos, so are other singers...she made it to the top...your point is ? She was huge before all the grammys and shit. Those are just a cherry on top of her successful career. Bunch of retards, don't listen to what you don't like, and you're done - it's not that hard. I don't like metal, you don't see me going to metal threads bitching

>you know my name dead last
i didn't know it was possible to have such bad taste

based

ok, i guess gangam style is the greatest song ever created by your logic

WHITE

>dick sucking lips
>coked out look 24/7
>wacky personality XD
>huge tits that she hides while whispering to you every song
man its like a mash of everything zoomers would go for and it worked

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfmQe_eBvrc

BABY YOU'RE THE BEEEEEST

nobody does it better, live and let die, a view to a kill, the world is not enough, you know my name, and license to kill are the best themes

Don't you just love it when retards state the obvious? Yeah, dude, people shove all those awards and nominations on the cover of your favorite video game so you DON'T play it. You're fucking smart.

live and let die is probably the best
youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk

>bad because for girls

Yes.

>your point is
her music is fucking trash which is what you contested.

Thom needs to listen to more music.

>Are Beatles songs now bad
Unironically yes and have been for a while

>People dont think the same things as me therefore they are close minded.
Why are you so pathetic?

>They're just intimidated by popularity and fame, such an infantile approach.
Being concerned with such things, as in desiring these for ones-slef, is adolescent.
The concept of fame is childish. So when one is concerned with someone famous it is a concern regarding their influence. And, for some odd reason, they tend to target their influence at children and adolescents.
What are her principles and what are her values? She will say and do anything to maintain her status, therefore she has no principles nor values.
Any concern express is in response to her reach and influence and what effects she will have on the next generation.
Be a forward thinking person. Stop being so close minded.

Is she the one with the biggest tits?

>24. You Know My Name
Fucking kys author