What's your favorite bit from Kimmel's Mean Tweets?

youtube.com/watch?v=KwwC3-fgJnk

>scarlett johansson has the emotional range of a f**king celery i hate (((white people)))

it is now the perfect tweet

Obama to Trump: "at least I will go down as a president"
youtube.com/watch?v=XvgnOqcCYCM
womp womp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE WHITERINO, oh btw i hate niggers lol xd

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That Kstew one where she reads that people liked her better as a little tomboy.

this was clearly not a mean tweet

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Nothing will ever top the Trump one

no you can't just insult white people and think it's funny NOOOOONOOOO

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You can, it's all about the hypocrisy you dumb nigger. If the tweet said "I hate black people" the tweet wouldn't see the light of day or the guy would be destroyed forever, let alone make it to a publicly televised show and "as a joke" on top.

Yes leftypol we know you're raiding again

Why the double standard lads?

This was cringe

>going through all the compilations on YT
>so many of the ones directed at white celebrities are especially vicious/racist
>ones about non-whites are relatively tame
>look up jimmy kimmel live on wiki
>head writer: gary greenberg

Every. Single. Time.

(((Scarlett Johansson)))
>white peepo

>Americucks laughing at tweets saying "I hate white people"

Why doesn't the world come together and just nukes the shithole from the world...

how would you have replied, user?

silence omar. go fuck a goat.

"Y-you too" and not something obviously fed to you by Kimmel's writers

If i was an omar or muhammed or achmed or whatever, it would show i have still more respect for white people than mutts have. But sadly i'm white. You do remember what white people are right? It's those pale kind of people who didn't racemix.

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meant to

better to fuck a goat then be born to goat parents you fucking mongrel turd

better to be a goat person than raping 9 year olds

ok this is epic

Emma Stone and, "I wish I was her insole"

>You do remember what white people are right?
yes, because i’m white, and i had respect for you until you said to start arbitrarily nuke my country so i started being rude to you. now if you want to be civil and talk about mean tweets, we can both go about our day with mutual respect.

youtu.be/n4Qu7iJ7Y2k?t=33s
Scarlett will never walk all over me.

I bet you think jokes at the expense of black people are funny. Sensitive white boi

President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!

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All americans hate whites, even the so called alt right.

See
It's about double standards, Chang.

I don't get it

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How would they hate them if they've never seen one?

There are easier ways to commit suicide

wish they really read 4channel posts instead of that lame shit

the keither sutherland part for sure

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>What would happen if it said "I hate black people"?
Then they wouldn't have included it on the TV show.

This. Forever and ever.

This is my all time favorite

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shes so embarassing and awkward it hurts

Kek
Even better because I'm sure deep down he fucking hates that it's true

jessica chastain is quite delicious t b h

You can look up the post.

lmao

seems like a bitch

reverse racism doesn't exist, enough with your victimhood complex.

Chloe used to be so cute

he did law abiding citizen
one of my favorite action movies, so he's based in my book

my fucking dick

This classic
she's so embarassing and awkward it's cute!

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That was a long time ago. Now she's fully-confident in herself.

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ScarJo isn't even white. She got nose surgery to cover up her jew kike ass.

>coming from a website that universally shits on black people

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Are you defending nigs, bitch?

He went down on $50,000 worth of "hot dogs" as President.

this is totally something you'd read here

????
She's white af

why was jimmy kimmel slightly based on the man show but went full cuck given his own show?

>(((white people)))

Hey, some of my best friends are white!

Isn't scarjo Jewish? Weird how Hollywood attracts and directs anti-white sentiment when much of the "whites" in Hollywood are Jewish. Weird!

And rightfully so.

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That's not even mean. It's a compliment.

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He (((sold out))).

The buttblasting this picture causes is some of my favorite. Wonder if that tranny is around to start talking about how it was rich siphoning money from the hardworking black communities again.

There's racism and then there's racism. "Reverse racism" implies that negroidians aren't ultra-racist, but occasionally there is a super rare one who is.

If they called her her actual race, they would never air this

This is even more cringe.

Is the time span being wrong part of the joke, or am I missing an observation here?

She literally isn't white. She's jewish. That means she's part arab. But she looks more white than arab, so she got her kike hook removed.

shit, that's just cringe as hell, imagine Margot in that situation and having to read that on live television, ew
FUCK THAT'S HOT

But detroit looks like this

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The idea is that you literally can't be racist against white people, so racist jokes statements about whites are ok but never the other way around
>tfw my dad explained this to me even though he married a white woman and his kids are all half-white

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Lisa is my favorite.
youtube.com/watch?v=6MNvsOPttU4

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>whites getting shit on because "comedy"
>she isn't even white, she's jewish
like pottery

I wish I could go back in time and have Man Show Jimmy meet current day Jimmy

Sofia won this game, hands down.

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Man Show Jimmy would probably just think current Jimmy is doing some weird hippie impression

Jimmy looks like this now

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you meme, but give it two years until he switches sides when he's not allowed to be a male anymore

>black person accusing others of having a victim complex
this is rich

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I just hated how that movie ended. Gerard Butler should have killed all those politicians with that firebomb. Then Jamie foxx gets so upset that he couldn’t solve the mystery that he shoot Gerard in the head in his cell. Kinda like the end of seven.

Check it out, I'm Leech Al Jolson!

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God I wish that were me

So this is why she's a dyke now?

>haha yes racism is le funny comedy when it's directed at white people

You misunderstand what the purpose of claiming things or people are 'racist'. None of the people that engage in that actually have the principle of being anti-racist. It is merely a rhetorical weapon for attacking white people. This is just another example of it and you pointing out the hypocrisy is fine but again you need to understand that they don't care because it's mostly Jews, who dominate the mass media, engaging in this and they are your racial enemy.

He just reflects the times, like anyone who is trying to appeal to the masses

fucking based

ending fucking ruined it

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oh no no no no, look at this dood

You're right that that is the excuse. Such thinly veiled bullshit. Racism as a trojan horse. Stating your HATRED for a RACE is racism, its incredible that white people actually accept these attacks on them and even agree and support them. Brainwashed into self destruction .

>bruh everything is cringe bruuuuuuh everything is criiiiiinge !!
fucking zoomers i swear

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the phrasing of this is so fucking funny
whoever put this image together is an artist

>2015-1945=60
White supremacists are too stupid to do simple math, how shocking

my dick says that looks hot but my brain tells me that's pure cringe

God, I need to feel that tongue inside me

i hate obmam and trump. but obama got shit on for this lmao

Reaction was cringy

I hate niggers

meh tier bait

Civilisation was built on the bones of black bodies and you expect them to take their shoes off inside the big house? you've got another thing coming.

A victim complex implies the victimhood is false. If white people are so superior, how could they possibly be victims?

>No way he killed jews..no way he killed jaws!

>Scarlett Johansson
>White

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO HECKING ME NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING ANCESTORINOS NOOOOOO NOT MY FAUSTIAN WAUSTIAN CIVILIZATION CREATORINO BOIS NOOOOO YOU GET HECKING RULED BE PEOPLE LIKE ME! LIKE HECKING KIKERINO! LITTLE HECKING OCATROONERINO! MY HECKINGS ANCESTORS ENSLAVED YOU PIECES OF HECK! HOLY HECKERS WE ARE GONNA DESTROY THIS HECKING TOWNERINO

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Alright, which one of you guys wrote this one?

>If white people are so superior, how could they possibly be victims?
So you agree white people are superior, Schlomo?

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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

That's the part with white people, not niggers.

What a bizarre factoid! What a quizzical piece of trivia!

>be white supremacist
>be brainlet
As always

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Its funny to hate white people because we dont chimp out when someone says it.

Why do women sometimes look like they smell like cat piss but men never do?

She's so fucking ugly.

I wish I was her insole

Jews are like Japanese in that they are Schrodinger's whites; both white and minority as needed by the current piece of propaganda.

They are. Talk about white people again and I'll fucking kill you bitch you hear me bitch?

Don't twist my argument, I was highlighting how ridiculous it is for a white person to assume victimhood because of their race when they have had numerous advantages throughout history, such as the lack of slavery and economic servitude in their recent past. The system protects their interests

why white people gotta be so touchy im just playing you fool, don't go all columbine on my ass

Men smell like sweat and balls

kek

Fucking annoying unlikeable whore

Amazing

>They have had numerous advantages throughout history
because of their racial superiority, right?

No, I literally gave you some examples. do try to keep up

Say that again bitch fuck you bitch

There are only white people in this thread, that's the real tragedy

They actually aired this?

They had these advantages because they are superior to other lesser races though, right?

Butchery and enslavement of your fellow man is not "superiority". You have no dignity and no shame.

>lack of slavery
we were slaves to ancient, medieval and modern societies.
>no economic servitude
what are serfs, why did we invent communism and who pays those taxes for your gibs
>system protects our interests
fuck up cunt. our countries are being flooded with foreigners, the services we pay more for are decaying, our cultures are degraded openly and our birth rate has flatlined. all to grow the wealth of multinationals.

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Yeah, the following scene where she felates a banana with heavy emphasis on the use of her tongue was a bit much

Yeh this was pretty based

>Butchery and enslavement of your fellow man
Oh, is that all white people had going for them Schlomo? What an interesting perspective.

>You have no dignity and no shame.
A jew saying this to anyone ever = LOL

Because sometimes men look like they smell like dog piss and women never do. It's just a nature thing,

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Fixed

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From CRMT #6
Had to pause the video and laugh for five mins.

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'run of the mill goblin' is a hell of a phrase.

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That's based

There's a saying that "If so and so was a spice, they'd be flour".
It's saying she's bland.

>white
We need to open up the other races eyes to the real enemy of the people.

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I really like the Has Fallen series

and then he did a phone drop. how embarrassing

>run of the mill goblin
That's pretty much any old jew.

She even supports Israeli settlements in Palestine. She's super Jewish.

Ashkenazi and Sephardim Jews are white tho, you must be a megabrainlet to deny that.

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>the goose
>perfect bone structure
but his face is asymetrical as fuck

cope

People call that being a cuck

yeah he's fucking Goose but user is right

why is it its okay to blatantly be racist against white people but not against other races? would they put out a tweet that says i hate black people on national tv?

She's Jewish you retard.

>Calling me a white supremacist when I was not only pointing out the shitty math but asking where there was even a joke?
This is your brain on reddit.

Yep this one is definitely the best one

>What's your favorite bit from Kimmel's Mean Tweets?

Those all are Hallmark Cards compared to...

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based.

he looks so proud

Perfect symmetry doesn't exist in the material world, witnessing it would drive a man to madness

>Implying Jews aren't just weird ass white people

>my_first_cities_skylines_playthrough.jpg

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youtu.be/p69XxYjfx-k

Because white people can just do this, because they live in a white dominated society and enjoy the benefits that come with it.

Jews aren't white.

My nigga.

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She really fucking is

Based

Al Joleson was just a shy faggot who wanted to monetize his goofy Jewish chant-singing.
I really don't think his act was part of an insidious plot.

>read mean tweet
>"well im famous and you're not"
>crowd erupts in cheers and applause

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What's great about being famous

god the aftermath was great

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agreed that symmetry is overrated but his face doesn't have conventionally handsome features

fpbp came to post this

t. 19-23 year old angry white male who posts daily on Yea Forums how he is the worlds most. oppressed. minority. EVER.

>AHHHHHH A PERFECT FACE I'M GOING MAD

kek

fuck off, mate. rat fuck kikes are white when it suits them and jews when it doesn't. someone should really come up with a plan to gas those lads..

>X jews are white tho

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>six decades
>six

Based.
I wonder how lefties cope when every /pol/ talking point keeps proving itself to be true.

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Hiroshima GDP per capita: $38,493
Detroit GDP per capita: $52,879

Good bugman cope.

youtube.com/watch?v=erE1Nf2hCmk

Racism is always funny

fix it you niglet. the kid is not a minority

>white dominated
it's all so tiresome

I like this post.
This is a nice fucking post.

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I wouldn't even mind if everyone could insult each other, everyone should be able to make fun of everyone regardless of race/religion etc desu god know everyone does in their own circles anyway regardless of what is pc

This nigger worships the GDP!

>Zendaya feet
Is it so fucking hard for niggers to add apostrophe S to words? Zendaya's feet. I know niggers are lazy but jesus christ. It's bad enough I need to hear them butcher the english language now I read it everywhere.

this is depressing. she used to be so hot.

I am white and I hate whites

Hey you're over due some racism so take your licks bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ufd-hUEijA
I wouldn't have figured this out if you hadn't so clearly visualized it for me. Thanks.

>racism is funny!
>EXCEPT WHEN IT TARGETS ME NOOOO WAAAAAAHHHHHH
cry moar

It's an adjective you retard ESL chimp. Big feet, asian feet, Zendaya feet.

lol not him but you're wrong.

It looks like you're speaking to an empty room. Turn the light on.

See

Despite these liberal fucks also shitting on religion and thinking they're above it, they seem to LOVE the concept of "sins of the father".

Ok I'm thinking she's kinda based ngl. Govt mandated mutt gfs when?

Not them, but you must be a spic. Go back to speaking your garbage language, and stop telling me how to speak mine.

literally that person's name, it's not an adjective. Not like big or asian.

Sarah Silverman had the sexiest and best

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It's literally not you fucking brainlet

lmao COPING NIGGER

Its more of a comment really

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Go gas 'em if you can or you sissy /pol/tard who can only shits on them

Only correct answer here

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he jelly kek

Norm plays a dangerous game.

wow this is a good one

Is she sayin somethin?

She was so hot. And she looks like the kind of dyke that's not grossed out by dicks at all, and that if she were drunk enough you could convince her to suck your dick and she'd kinda be into it and it would be super awkward but hot at the same time. Headcanon, of course

How does Norm do it

I don't get it. It's a subtle jew joke?

I'm a brainlet but is he insinuating that minorities are to blame for white people being oppressive?

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Drink a bathtub full of gin twice a day, gamble all your money away and then you'll get Norm's 'genius' comedy.

No, I agree with you that jews are superior and are causing you to be a worthless incel.

I dont think its a jew joke, hes taking the idea that white men (who are "dumb") only took over the entire world cause the africans, native americans, arabs, asians (the "smart" ones) let them and stating it outright to point out how fucking stupid it is.

I'm not a /pol/nigger and Im sure Norms not either but hes just pointing out how stupid that kinda logic is.

He’s really just mocking “whypepol suck” logic by pocking holes on their power dynamics interpretations

Based or which other niggerwords are we using on 4channel again, retard?

> I hate white people

What's wrong with coastal Americans? How on earth can they think that it's okay to write something like that?

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absolute retard

Isn't she Jewish?

It's triggered you for all eternity and they think it's funny.
Cope

My girlfriend found this hilarious and she got mad at me when i said it wasnt that funny kek

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Al Jolson was a legend and The Jazz Singer is an amazing movie, same with Hallelujah I'm a Bum. Jolson did a lot to portray black people in a sympathetic light back then. I really hate that people today write off black face without knowing the context of its history.

Accurate

I'm not triggered, I'm confused. I can't imagine the upbringing that led to her writing such a thing publicly.

"The sons shall no longer pay for the sins of the father" is in the Bible user.

So Jews.... are attacking other Jews... and hating them because they are white...? When is /pol/ going to crack the paradox of time travel?

The Tom Arnold one isn’t too bad

it's a joke about basically "lol if whites are so dumb, how the fuck did they conquer the entire fucking planet without so much as a backlash by nonwhites? checkmate". but in an obviously not so direct way. basically, the reader has to acknowledge that every non-white is dumber than dumbdumb white men for the current events to have happened

Well I'm saying that "sins of the father" in general is a religious concept, not that the Bible strongly endorses it.

Whites talk like this too user.

It literally is. I don't see how you can make an argument that it's not.

This

the other races should go live in societies dominated by their own people then, so they can enjoy similar benefits

It really isn't, you just have the 'tism, like half of people on this god forsaken board

This obviously

I feel bad for all these celebrities. Not only are they promoting bullying, they are also making asses of themselves.

>
>Civilisation was built on the bones of black bodies and you expect them to take their shoes off inside the big house? you've got another thing coming.

It's built on bones of everybody's bodies. Every country has skeletons, you have to be aware of that by now. It's sad but true.

Should have said "I hate jews" since Johansson is a kike.

>semites
>white
Go google "semitic region"

People aren't sick of her! She just chooses to be self-partnered!

schlamberg? more like schlampig am i right?

There be hebrews in this thread.

All racebaiters should be deported to another planet and imprisoned for life

Oppression is necessarily inversely proportional to how much you are able to cry about it. Now tell me, who you are not allowed to criticize?

You can actually criticise anyone you want so long as you're not a mentally ill anglo

>Accurate
eerily accurate

Cardi B
>How I look lau?