God, what an embarrassing movie

Is the book any better? I saw the movie when it came out but don't have much memory of it

Never a pleasure so guilty as cat girl tits

Ok Spielberg.

>that cast of forgettable nobodies
quote a single line from this movie.
you cant.
spielburger needs to be retired by force.

fuuuck no

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boomer reporting in.
this movie was made for kids of the 80s, not you ADHD traps who didnt get the references. go watch Suicide Squad

it was pretty enjoyable

I can't think of any other family-friendly movie about pop culture and technology that isn't capeshit since 2000 (except Tommorowland, which was also a flop, and was also enjoyable)

I remember "why can't we go backwards"
I also remember the cat lady saying "thank ye" because she seemed to have an Irish accent

>who didnt get the references.
Waaaah wahhh my precious references!
Boomers need to get shot.

nigger I was raised on based 80s shit and this movie didn't come close to that level of soul

The book is even worse

I did like the nostalgia, but yes this was a terrible movie overall.

>the whole point is actually enjoy the game and have fun bro, it's not just about winning lmao

>aaaahhh where are my marvel quips aaaah disney save me

don't remember any line either, but the whole car race was absolutely awesome, and more memorable than any action scene of any capeshit movie

meant for

>dude stop playing video games and go outside so you can enjoy this garbage world we've created
it really is peak boomercore

If I got it right, Oasis isnt just a game, the world pretty much functions through it. Work, education, commerce, telecommunications... everything is done within Oasis.

And they just decide to shut it down two days per week? Wouldn't that mess up the livehoods of billions?

have sex

not even memeing that's literally the ending of the movie's answer to your question

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>movie's message is literally have sex
yeah, i'm thinking it's based.

I've only read the book, and it's one of two books I've ever ragequit. Managed to finish it, but it's absolute trash. Blew my mind they ever made a film and with that budget.

Sooo... is the film worth a watch? Or not worth the bandwidth?

who's that ugly chick?
acresses name?
she should hide her face, gross

Is IMDB down?

The film is a 4/10, making it a massive improvement from the book.

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The movie sorta implied there is an overpopulation problem in that future, so I think "have sex" may not be the best idea.

It was OK but the lead was terrible

Dem catgirl tits, tho.

Is that Incel Elgort or did they just come from the same batch of clones?

is this from the book?

they can have oral or anal sex, fucking virgin

This guy is fucking terrible, how he became a published author is beyond me
Anyone have that really cringy thing he once wrote about how he would run a porn site

Here you go senpai

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> can’t get the rights to Ultraman
> just use a Gundam instead but have it function exactly like Ultraman would
At least Mechagodzilla was cool
That’s really the only good thing I can say about the movie

If you ever find yourself envious of Cline's material success, this little fact will help you feel better.

Shortly after signing the multimillion film rights deal, Cline married Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz. She was his close friend for 20 years, but only realized she was in love with him days after he got a contract with Spielberg.

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Ah jeez it’s even worse than I remember
Is it supposed to be a fucking poem?
The worst lines are still the ones about how his porn stars would be “too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym” (as if exercise is bad) and
> Summa cum laude, baby!
You want to be my he thought that was clever? Like just imagine him chortling with glee at his own wit when that like comes to him
I hope he chokes on a hot pocket

The whole movie made no goddamn sense. Like
said, the riddles where absolute fucking jokes and would've been solved within the first week after the game had been released. Moreover, the girl char really is a girl, the ninjas where really some chink kids, the strongman was black and the average normal dude was an average normal dude. Another thing that pissed me off was that the corporate dudes didn't get the solution to anything. In the real world some neckbeard in his moms basement would do this in his spare time, and now you're telling me a company that could hire an army of those autists can't make it? I'm willing to eat some things up for the sake of a movie, but that was bullshit and whoever came up with it knows that really well.
But you know what angered me the most about the movie? The people I went to the cinema with to see it liked the thing. They really, unironically didn't see anything wrong with it. I think I never was so disappointed with those 4 idiots ever before. Fuck ready player one and fuck anyone who thinks it's even remotely good.

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It's better yeah, it's a 3/10

Imagine being so pathetic that you actually leap at the chance to marry this ugly fat fucking thing even though it’s painfully obvious she’s after your soibucks

>the strongman was black
That was the most bizarre change.

In the book, Aech's Avatar is a handsome white chad and is revealed to be a fat black lesbian at the end.

In the movie, Aech's Avatar is a massive black orc and real life is a massive black orc dyke, yet the reveal is still treated as a "surprise."

Are you surprised that character is that person, or are you actually surprised at how remarkably honest she was creating her avatar?

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needed more speedruns and glitch scenes

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I think the most irritating part is she really did sell being a loyal, cool-headed bro really well, but the actress is a Spike Lee/Jordan Peele level cunt in real life.

Only reason I opened the thread wtf guys where

> be my
*bet
That second like shouldn’t be their either

I was surprised (read: unconvinced, irritated) how genuine everybody was when creating their avatars, there's no way someone is merely extending his already existing traits when he could be something else entirely. There's no fucking way the oasis wouldn't be overrun by fat guys pretending to be 13yo weeb girls wielding katanas and machine guns

Maybe she has a great personality and is REALLY funny.

Eh. One of the Chinese kids has a cool grown ass man ninja in spite of being Short Round irl. TJ Miller has this badass cyborg Grim Reaper in spite of being... TJ Miller. I also dug how Sorrento's was just literally Superman. Great mix of arrogance and lack of imagination.

That said, you're right that the avatars we see the most of are just shitty elf versions of the two main actors.

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Thankfully for us boomers it'd require you to put your phone down. And we all know that won't happen.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg

jesus christ

The Shining scene was amazing.

This is like when the end of NGE reveals that Anno is making a desperate plea for otakus to get out of their mom’s basement, except if it didn’t actually have said reveal and was instead just a glorification of emotional escapism

Soiboy.txt

I unironically enjoyed it. Was it good? No. But it was a good time anyway.

Shouldn’t we want actors to more successfully separate their onscreen and real personas, though?

I guess she deserves an Oscar for concealing her fundamental seething at honkies so well

>quote a single line from this movie.
REMEMBER THE 80's!?

yea

That was the worst part.

Reminder that the creator of Oasis' favorite restaurant is Chuck E. Cheese and his worst fear is kissing a girl.

Should've called the book ready consoomer one, this is pathetic

>pretend indiana jones crystal skull movie not exist
>ready player one also directed by speilberg

post the furry titty webm already

I can feel the cancer infecting my eyes.

It's a reference to the author of the novel being a completely moron. That challenge would have been completed by the internet in less than a second.

youtu.be/bF67Mm0l4Pw

fuck that is awful

Doesn't matter at that stage, just LOOK at her user. I don't know how he can stand to have that ogre on his arm

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>watching shit in chronological order
Not only is this fucking guy a consoomer, he's a retarded consoomer.