The following takes place between 9 am and 10 am, on the day of the California presidential primary...

>The following takes place between 9 am and 10 am, on the day of the California presidential primary. Events occur in real time.

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oh OH NO I-IM GONNA COOOOOM

they're shooting at us!

i don't think anything will ever capture just how much i enjoyed this show when it was running. there may have been better shows since, but none that i enjoyed as much

We want the release of Armando Salazar. If you refuse to comply, the shitposts will be unleashed.

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wait what?
so each season is only one day long in universe? thats pretty neat

DAMMIT ZOOMZOOM, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

Basedest live action ever. Shit is as addictive as heroin.

>UCLA campus
>fires are scattered in the background
>crowds of masked LatinX and PoC running around
DOWN WITH THE PRESIDENT
DOWN WITH NAZIS
WE WANT BERNIE
NOT SOME PATSY
>behind the bushes lurks a man with a red hat and a bushmaster full auto
>he pulls down his face cover
>it’s Jack Bauer
Looks like I got here just in time
>his phone rings
>brrrt brrrt beeee booo
>JACK ANTIFA HAS A BIOWEAPON. AN ARMY OF CARONA VIRUS HOMELESS IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED DOWNTOWN
>boop beeep. Booop beeep

DAMMIT CHLOE I need those schematics... I just know there's a backup server... WE HAVE TO SEE THOSE DELETED EMAILS!

DAMMIT CHLOE OPEN A SOCKET

this, as far show quality goes, it's nothing special, but damn if it isn't fun to watch

For me? It's fat Edgar.

Ay Tone, what’s with this Bernie fella I’ve been hearing about all damn day?

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>brrrt brrrt beeee booo
based. for the longest time I thought that sound was made up for the show but apparently it's the default ringtone for Cisco telephony systems

>WE HAVE TO SEE THOSE DELETED EMAILS!

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>It's a 'there's a mole inside CTU' episode
>It's a 'Jack goes rogue' episode
>It's a 'Jack beats up his boss' episode
>It's a 'Jack tortues somebody for information' episode
>It's a 'CTU is taken out of action for a while' episode
>It's a 'Jack turns on his love interest because he thinks she's playing him' episode
>It's a 'terrorists have secret back up terorrist plot after their main plot failed' episode

24 was finest kino

>It's a 'edgar is too fat to outrun nerve gas' episode

Hello Jack, I'd like to play a game

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>it's a Bernie's chief of staff is doing stupid shit that might compromise the entire campaign cause top secrets are in the hands of his stupid autistic druggie daughter in law who threatens in implicating him and everyone else episode

>it was never Russia... it was the DNC the whole time... DAMMIT!

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I'm an autist but I haven't watched the show since gearing up for LAD. I remember being angry about the "iconic" ringtone. IIRC that was for receiving calls from another line within the CTU office but I wanted my ringtone to be as though Jack was calling me from the field (an external line) and that went brrrrrrrrrrrr BOo BEEP! And I can not find a clean clip of this. Too lazy to comb the show for this but am I at least right in thinking this? I feel like this was the ringtone we heard more often since the show centered around Jack often calling Chloe but for some reason the other one got memed into people's memories as being "THE 24 ringtone"

I bet the democrats wish they had a candidate half as good as David Palmer.

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>it turns out this whole Biden surge was just a distraction, they've been plotting something much more sinister this whole time

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>Jack what are you doing!? Why are you opposite the DNC HQ!?

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:(

>It's a 'enemy works within CTU' plotline

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>Jack, you can't attack the Israeli delegation, they have diplomatic immunity!
>It's too late Chloe, I'm going to do what I have to do!

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>AHHHHHHHHHH CHLOE HELP MEEEEEEEEEE

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>main bad guy is caught
>turns out there's a badder guy

MY MUDDUH

Remember the 24 reboot with a black guy as Jack

*silent clock ticks...cut to black*

you'd think his big bones would have given him more time before the gas killed him

>boop
>BEEP
>boop
>BEEP
>boop
>BEEP

I remember he left the walking dead for it, it failed and he tried coming back to the walking dead but there wasn't any room for him and his character still hasn't returned

>mfw california gets nuked

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i'm president heller in live another day. i don't remember shit.

Sleeping on the job. The nerve that guy.

>America is fucking nuked
>Literally no consquences whatsoever

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Do the ends justify the means, Yea Forums? Was he a good guy?

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I legit can't even remember what his own motivations were, there were so many people pulling the strings for that entire conspiracy, even Jacks brother was in on it

With people like Bauer the ends always seemed to justify their means but they lose their shit when someone else has the same mentality. Egomaniac 101.

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What's the end game of the bogs? Can I get a not so slow summary of information?

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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despite the awful filler, s1-5 was incredible. it's so trashy and yet so good.

Jack wouldn't be able to lay a finger on this guy.

>dammit what do you mean "innocent"

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