HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
I'M NOT PAYING A DIME LMAO
Hey dad and Uncle Charlie, I just shit my pants!
meeeeeeeen
>Final Countdown starts playing
Hay charlee i'm broke and haff to pay alemony
meeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Wrong show that's Arrested Developement
[FATSO WOMAN SAYS SOMETHING UNPOLITE]
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
HEY MOM YOU'RE A BITCH AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
OH NO ROSE BROKE INTO THE HOUSE AGAIN AND IS STEALING CHARLIE'S SHOES
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
AHHHHHHHHHH UUUAUAUAUAUHAHAUAHAUAHAUUHHHHHHHH
WE JUST FUCKED AND YOU WRITE JINGLES?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN
HEY UNCLE CHARLIE
>farts
I ATE THE YOGURT OUT OF YOUR BALLOONS
>fat ass ginger maid just shakes her head
>Mad World starts playing
>camera slowly pans through the house
>see fat broad in the garage taking roids and lifting as she screams
>pan to Charlie in his bed staring off into space with bloodshot eyes and a coke smudge on his nose while two whores sleep next to him
>pan through the kid's room as he masturbates to tranny porn with a Jordan Peterson vid playing in the background
>pan throught Alan's room as he sits on his bed sobbing with a gun in his mouth before he ultimately chickens out
>fade to black
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
you have a future in this industry
wow. are you chuck lorre?
i don't remember this episode
No, I'm the new caretaker.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>same thread
>same jokes in exact same order
How could this happen? It's almost like.... 2 and a half men is just the same joke repeated forever
very cool nobody cares now stop making this thread every week thanks
HEY ALAN! GET OUT OF MY THREAD!
>nobody cares
Well apparently you do, princess.
Why would replying to you imply that I care about your disgusting life or shit thread
Thats just plain wrong
Because you put effort into replying to it, smooth brain.
I'll take your personal attack on me specifically and just say
Alan, if you fuck your ex she's gonna glue your cock to your stomach you dumb fuck
Well in that case you can say yeah I do care because its bad unoriginal and boring now stop posting it thanks
I fell sorry for everyone in this thread that doesn't get the kino that is TAAHM with Charlie.
>people posting things on my 4chans hurt my fee fees
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hey Alan get into my house.
How can a chiropractor not afford a 2 bedroom apartment
Because alimony
meeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Alimony.
>why is a quack doctor not able to be anything but a moron
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
But his wife got remarried which revokes the alimony. Besides, a judge wouldn't approve alimony payments that nullify a persons ability to live at least in a minimalist capacity would they?
Who /herb/ here?
he got used to living in malibu by the time she remarried
based
Herb going wild with drugs and alcohol and banging two dollar whores in a cheap motel was pretty much the only good episode after Sheen was out of the show.
every time I use a public restroom I look at this sign and sing the 2 and a half men theme song in my head
The one where Alan's life gets consecutively worse until he's murdered by Herb was pretty good
>oh you're a doctor
>Yes I'm a chiropractor
>so no...
I want to lick Judiths tits
True. Every episode with Herb is pretty good though. At least the parts with Herb in them.
It's not actually. In fact the show is filled with great character development and plot intricacies ADHD riddled kids who grew up watching Family Guy and Breaking Bad wouldn't notice.
Oh yes, this comedy episodic garbage is really amazing. Yeah, you watched star trek the next generation and law and order too when you were 15, I don't blame you.
Actually I watched YOUR MOM GETTING FUCKED BY MY MOM LOLOLOLOL FAGGOT!
>Porsch-Ah.
HEY FUCK YOU MY MOM ISN'T GAY
filtered
Kino
>that one season where they tried to make it work without Charlie
Gort. Klaatu barata nikto.
Alan’s ex wife was pretty cute. Did Alan cheat on her or something? Why would she deprive their son Jake of a normal family? He clearly already had some developmental issues
he was a simp
In the very first episode she repeats that she hates his guts and can't stand him, he's pretty unsufferable to be with and he broke her
Nah, Alan was just a neurotic control freak and Judith was a crazy bitch. It was never going to work out in the long run.
>Besides, a judge wouldn't approve alimony payments that nullify a persons ability to live at least in a minimalist capacity would they?
oh sweet sweet child.
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>"men" who sit like that
>At first Charlie was an alcoholic musician who banged bimboes and the occasional hooker. Didn't do drugs, smoked one joint with Berta after his breakup with Chelsea and that caused him to hallucinate his balls off
>starting season 9, everyone talks about Charlie like he was doing heroin on a daily basis, had aids and fucked dudes as well as women
Honestly, I the seasons with Kutcher ain't all bad but all the petty shots at Sheen kind of drag it down for me.
>people watched this show LOL
What is this show about i am from Bangladesh
Was she jewish?
Charlie Sheen sleeps with whores and then has breakfast with a fat child.
thousands of times better than Friends
LOL
The name's Kanockers. Vod Kanockers.
>>pan through the kid's room as he masturbates to tranny porn with a Jordan Peterson vid playing in the background
Where do I sign up for this role? It'd be like playing myself!
Yea, kind of didn't take into account that people who watched the show didn't have a problem personally with Sheen.
Felt like you were the child of divorced parents, and they constantly insult each other when alone with you.
They're all jewish
YO BITCH IM GONNA SLAP U UP
i fucking love this show
NIGGER LOL.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Lynchian
This show was my childhood.
Also that MEEEEEEEEEEEEEn thing sounds more like a Big OOf to me....
You expect logic and reasoning. In a Chuck Lorre show.
This show had comfy set design
oh, fuck, I'm crying here. nice one,user
He married and divorced again, just as a excuse for Alimony again
MEEEEEEN
What about rose?
Pic related was legit was the hottest girl in the show
Followed by Chelsea and her giant tits
Followed by Courtney and her general sluttiness
I love these threads.
>3 pills, 2 pukes and a poo and I'm good to go
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBB
She was a perfect 10, but for me it's Mia
Alimony? More like "all my money".
MEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>it's an Alan and Charlie come up with a plan to brutally murder Alan's ex-wife episode
Oooh, those are my favorites!
Honey, where are my pants
>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>Hey uncle Charlie, my friend's mom is coming over, can you not hit on her ?
>Sure Jake
>hot MILF shows at the door
>"Hi, i'm Charlie"
MEEEEEENN
Lorre is just a petty faggot ass bitch and it really showed
Alan
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Charlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.
Chuck Lorre's signature vanity card, shown at the end of the episode, was as follows:[22]
I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.
And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.
We thought that was funny too.
Former star Charlie Sheen did not enjoy the episode and launched yet another attack on Lorre, going so far as to threaten him saying, "That's just him. I don't care anymore. I don't care if he lives or dies. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Seriously, it doesn't even matter. To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid? In my face, Really? You must feel safe, motherfucker. You must feel safe where you live. Damn!".[36][37][38]
a daring switch to the formula, will it pan out?
Me 2 bro. Bad Allan arc where he runs pyramid scheme is turbokino.
Kino sitcom that is actually funny.
I had a friend like Allan, now aquaintance. This nigga always fucking left his wallet at home. It was infuriating. Ultra cheapskate.
oh my fucking god
Even the Herb episodes with Kutcher were amazing. They all go on weekend long benders.
>It's an Allan gets high and plows his gfs mother episode.
He could, but it wouldn't be at the beach.
Man, Melissa was fucking hot
>tfw no shorty gf
Nice guy. Poker buddy?
Yeah, I used to. - And don't call me 'buddy
Meeeen
i liked her more in supernatural
>tranny porn with Jordan Peterson in the background
Is there a difference?
Pure 2000s soul kino
ALAN YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY
ALAN IT HURTS WHEN I PEE
Just because you fags can't even dream of your woman letting you fuck her best friend doesn't make the show not based.
Who was she in supernatural? I don't remember her in it.
This was a dream though
Why were his legs so shiny?
His fucking name is Charlie Sheen, you dickhead.
BAZINGA
BBBPPPHHHHHHOOOBBBUBUBUBUBUBUB
>ywn have a standing 69 with her
why live?
>the seasons with Kutcher ain't all bad
Dubs of truth. Seasons 9 and 12 are weak, but 10 and 11 are actually really funny.
It's comfy comedy and there isn't much of that anymore.
If I ever hit the lotto, I want to move into a Malibu beach house cause of this show.
ALLAN GET ME MY AIDS MEDICATION
[[[MEEEEENNNN]]]
I'm nostalgic for this piece of shit show
shut up lorre
>it's a Walden marries Alan to adopt a nigger episode
Peak comedy right there
They had amazing chemistry. It's a shame Sheen had his issues otherwise we could have had a few more comfy seasons.
shut the fuck up you zoomer faggot fucking moron. christ.
gah she was best girl in meeeeeeeeen
Why is it that this show had no cultural impact?
It was pretty big, and people still reference friends and the big bang theory from the same time roughly, but apparently no one gives a shit about this show.
The show was basically just about sex, drinking, girls and short term relationships. Only true chads can understand this show, most zoomers today would be offended by some the jokes.
I think it was favored among Latino stay at home grandmas
taterhead
>entire premise of show is basically based off Charlie Sheen's life but exaggerated even more
>after 8 years suddenly people reee and it's now a problem
the qt werewolf chick that Sam shags in S2
awoo
kek now that i think about it i used to watch it with my dad, and he'd watch it on his own sometimes whilst pretending that he wasn't actually interested in it.
its comically lazy writing
Based Charlie. Fuck Lorre.
because it wasnt nearly as big as either of those shows. Not that it matters for chuck lorre, he creates tbbt too
>Charlie's out on the deck praying
>huh someone must have missed their period again
I would say the show is Charlie's life toned down
Maybe not friends but it was definitely on par with tbbt in terms of viewership
googly-eyed cutie
>For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.
I remember seeing this and cringing. Dangers of drug abuse? How is that fucking funny?
Finale would have been the highest of kino if Sheen came back and was in the entire episode.
Who had bigger breasts?
What do you consider incredible, well written comedy then? Rick and Morty? Fucking zoomers.
>Melissa got spanked a couple of times on this scene
>her small thight butt gloriously jiggling for several seconds
I wonder if that was scripted or if Sheen just felt like spanking her and she went with it anyway
Big Bang Theory attracts a lot of people because it's about nerdy things like games, comics, superheroes etc etc. TAAHM was just sex and girls. Completely different target audiences
I'm a misogynist?
I'M A MISOGYNIST?!
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A teacher in my university used Two and a Half Men clips to teach us about economy.
This one and clips about
>Allan child support monetary problems
>Allan trying to engage his family in a piramid/ponzy scheme
>Asorted clips about debt and the sort
Often were used as the start point for a lot of his classes
hey charlie i know you have great luck with women but i have very bad luck with women
meeeeeeeeennnn
They should've just made Herb divorce Judith and then buy the house and live with Alan. Would've been much better than the Kutcher shit
>small
*nonexistent
Im 100% sure than this show wouldn't get made today
The later seasons were they tried to "savage" the show by turning Allan gay and introducing gay stuff every episode were pretty fucking bad
Am I the only one who thinks their mom didn't really do anything wrong? She even genuinely cared for Jake and his future.
Sure she banters Charlie and Alan here and there, but they do it twice as much.
Also that episode when she scares the witch off is hilarious
They never turned Allan gay.
ALLAN I ATE OUT A NIGGER'S ASS AND NOW I HAVE AIDS
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN
Am I the only one that wanted to get dominated by Evelyn and thought she was the hottest chick on the show? Mommykino.
dumb bbc poster
meeeeeeeeennn
>it's a "charlie drunkenly rants about the dangers of jewery to allen for half of the episode" episode
Kino
>fucked a transgender
>turned up his effeminate manerisms by 1000% compared to previous seasons
>married Walden
>was more than okay with kissing him and didn't showed repulsion by the idea of fucking him
>adopted a child together
>not gay
Yeah nah
I have this exact hairline at 20
I used to be crazy about this show in the late 00s but the controversies and new seasons with Kutcher killed my interest, probably the same happened to a lot of people who liked the show.
kek
Jon Cryer is an amazing actor
most people don't know this episode exists because it's not in syndication
Two and Half Men was the Married with Children of its time.
I did have fun watching this show.
Or maybe because I was a kid.
That's strange. I remember watching it on British TV.
Yea it was on German TV aswell.
Because they wrote the main character out and tried to keep it going afterwards.
To be honest due to the sexual nature of the show and it's general contents, is not a show you can really talk about anywhere except on Yea Forums
Anywhere else the show is considered extremelly mysoginist and other shit
If you had a horrible mother you'd understand
it was implied she intentionally poisoned their father
My guess is US tv works differently. Anyway. It was a good episode.
Yea fair point actually. It's not like middle age men are going to be making memes about their show.
He was a literal c u c k
Yeah? Do you know what else is a good show? Two and A Half BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
Great comparison desu. Both are kino shows despite their reputation
Kinda looks like Aubrey Black
>The one where Alan's life gets consecutively worse until he's murdered by Herb was pretty good
I sincerely wonder why this episode was not the last one
It's how the show should have ended
>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Yeah, that's sad. It's one of my favorite shows.
>slut after slut every single episode
This was all a casting couch scheme right?
>dumps his fiancee so alan doesn't have to move out
charlie was a good brother
A normal rich Chad can pull 2 girls per weekend home np.
The show is quite popular in serbia. Literally everybody knows about it
looking for a new show to marathon ,is this worth
Hot damn. You're probably onto something my man.
it's completely forgettable shit
The humour is not THAT bad, even pretty good at times, but the main appeal were the girls in bikini/skimpy outfits every single episode
Slut after slut after slut
Aside from that Sheen and Cryer were a nice combo with good chemistry.
Some episodes were all the guys talked about their lives were very comfy.
Just avoid completly the seasons after Sheen left the show.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn
how come the women on this show kinda sucked? meanwhile Friends was filled with babes, especially the extras
Hey. It's a curvy Summer Glau!
ALLAN STOP MAKING BAD BAIT
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn
Back when the show had a little heart.
I wanna fill her up with my semeeeeeeeen
Remember when Rose had Charlie sedated for like two weeks and nobody cared.
In the first seasons Charlie and Allan were stupid and mentally damaged, but relatively good guys deep down nonetheless.
Allan wanted a traditional family, good education for Jake, an stable everyday life.
Charlie also wanted to marry and probably have kids but he was too insecure and too addicted to a lot of shit to make it work.
The very first episodes even had small "lessons" about caring about your child, about not denying them your love, about trying to find your soulmate, about the value of your family versus your own happiness, stuff like that inserted here and there on very small dosis.
But in the later seasons both Allan and Charlie became too flanderized and too malicious.
Allan specially became too greedy and both more and more sexually degenerate.
All the "small life lessons" stuff stopped appearing for good, and this also was reflected strongly on how both Allan and Charlie stopped giving a fuck about Jake and saw him as a lost cause.
By the last seasons almost all the characters were completly different from their first season counterparts for bad or good.
Watch the first season and make up your own mind user.
First 7 seasons are comfy kino imo.
is every opinion u disagree with b8 m8
My college roommate had the whole series on DVD and I actually watched it all
Unironically more entertaining than Twin Peaks
no, but when the entire thread is circle jerking about the hotness of the women, you must understand how your post comes across as not genuine.
i did not even read the rest of the thread lmao
>seinfeld
>frasier
>married with children
>friends
>arrested development
>2 and a half men
>how i met your mother
>big bang theory
>modern family
when will we get good comedy back bros?
curb is better than those
You mean Matthew Broderick?
It's assumed at the start of the series that Charlie and Alan haven't spoken in years. At first Charlie doesn't mind Alan living there but gradually starts to resent his parasitic ways, and Alan becomes a shell of his former self due to essentially being treated as a second class citizen. The same dynamic occurs in the Kutcher seasons, but by then Alan has accepted his status as an eternal parasite.
she was the hottest one. prove me wrong
>big bang theory
>one
what happened to this guy anyway, did he quit acting?
I think he joined a church or something
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
She was a smug cunt and that made her wayyy hotter.
grandma says you're a bitter disappointment
reminder that Alan blew TWO threesomes
>how i met your mother
This is probably the only comedy show where I hated 99% of the cast.
He became a religious fanatic
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If she was two inches shorter she'd be official dwarf status.
Are there girls legitimately this baby-brained in California? To keep her entertained she plays video games with Jake.
Yeah but end up in porn or drugs.
He joined a cult and they stole all his money. then they made him shit talk the show so he basically got fired then they dumped him after they bled him dry.
>be in hollywood
>join a cult
>end up broke
every fucking time
Sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of the show.
she's one of the starring roles in DC's Doom Patrol
still looks good
Friendly reminder that Charlie was also fucking amazing during his run on Spin City. He pretty much played the same character.
The only character that didn't want to deal with Bertha's bullshit.
zippy hanged himself
I aint cleaning that up
>that episode when Charlie was diagnostized with HIV and every single girl that appeared previously in the show freaked the fuck out because they had sex with him
Jake: now I can have his car
MEEEEEEEEEEN
Is that why Selma Blair seemingly vanished after the Anger Management show?
ge
She's a dyke irl
also, I think in one episode, they revealed that Alan actually hoards a lot of cash for his "retirement"
You think he got to hit irl?
For his sake i hope not. Bitch probably got STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.
Remember he was a cheap motherfucker
>never paid for rent
>never paid for food
>never paid for anything related to the house at all
>didn't paid health insurance or benefits to his assistants (unless he was forced to)
>some of his female patients paid him with cash in exchange for sexual favours
>evaded taxes
>stole jewelry from his ex-wife
>dropped the idea of college funding for Jake and kept all the money
Just wonder how much money you could save in the same situation even with a minimal pay job
It was all for "Old Alan."
Did they use a body double for the butt shots or is that really her?
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No body double, she was just hot and didn't mind
I seem to recall it was really her, you see her bend over.
She's mommy-tier now, isn't she? The greatest evolution for a chick this hot in her twenties is to become a milf in her near-forties.
Shes on the Doom Patrol show from DC still really hot.
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stuck up BITCH
>>pan through the kid's room as he masturbates to tranny porn with a Jordan Peterson vid playing in the background
kys
you too
ok you first
All me
Was Jake technically... slow?
Don't watch anything after sheen is taken out from the show. You get people like this to replace him
I just got bitten by a brown recluse
'Hey Alan, I fucked your mom!'
Honestly sounds like a based as fuck way to teach a class.
Doing shit like this should be a permanent bannable offense desu.
My new favorite sperg reaction image.
That's a big bowl of spaghetti
for squab
Holy fucking meta.
What is the point of that elevated floor space in the back with a single chair and some weird decoration?
Honestly, screenshot that shit and present it to the mods in the help center. I bet you you could get that to be a rule. Maybe not a preminant ban, but a vacation at the very least.
It's eclectic
I bet Lorre thought he was a fucking cinematic genius for that skit.
Faggots
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Sneed
He is
based
cringe
Samefagging isnt based.
I think your time on Yea Forums has come an end faggot.
get your cum slurping faggot ass out of here and back to the shithole plebbit subfaggot you came from and never come back.
two and a half men was kino and i'm not even american
Wow. I really blasted your ass for being a spamming faggot, huh?
Seethe.
based cult dabbing on fatty brained.
I bet they lured him with chocolate suger communion wafers.
But seriously I fucking hate fat "people"
You're mom gay nigger
Imagine falling for starter bait
suposedly, there are stairs there to go to the rooms upstairs
Not really... and I say that as a coomer
As a 30 year old boomer I completely agree with you
I didn't watch after Sheen left, what happened to Lyndsey (Alan's girlfriend and mom of Jake's friend)?
On and off relationship, Alan proposes to her in the penultimate episode and she says yes, but she pawns the ring in the finale.
the 100th episode which focused on Rose was the best one
>hot as fuck
>always comes inside your house uninvited
>show plays it off as if nobody wanted to fuck her because she's "weird"
Why don't the eagles just fly bane to your green oval. What is that a scar? For me it's crab legs.
Lost my fucking shit
best girl
Charlie was afraid of commitment and Rose was commitment on steroids. Also Alan was too much of a beta-cuck to move in on Charlie's territory
Altar to satan
Would you want your testicles glued to your thigh while asleep dude
WEBM NOW
For me, it was Mia
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
boobs
Sorry bro I don't have the episode downloaded
>a two and a half men thread getting over 300 responses
Based
go ahead and quit your day job user
It was pleb-kino and I'm glad Yea Forums recognized it
I keep forgetting this happened.
I'm fucken dying here.
If I can pump my seed into her 24/7? definitely
I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM
>big bang theory
Subtle, have a (You)