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how do I get a bf that will suck my ass

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based tranny hanger pup and also pic related

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Go to India and you can find a nice little shack chock full of random penises to settle down in

just ask

Transwomen are women too.

Nope, kys

Why did I read this thread with a feminine voice in my head

(formally Chucklina)

You're gay

I wanna hook up with a qt girl here. Please let’s go on a date.

>I hope the main character is in an interracial relationship in this movie
>i hope the guy is black

ewwwwww

I want to feel what’s its like to be in a relationship.

I only date Chad sweetie

Are you Jewish?

But will Chad ever love you till the end?

Me too. I would totally date a black guy! Well, yes every boyfriend I've ever had was white. Well yes, I want white kids. Well yes, I have no intentions of ever actually touching a black guy. But that one black guy was totally hot in that one movie!

I fart :3

Of course not, I'm gonna marry a rich nerd when I'm older and who will love me for who I am

Why are women doing this?

>the lesser of two weevils
NO SERIOUSLY what did they mean by this

My body my choice, incel

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That’s not a good reason. What happened to bonding a single person?

What's with men and boats, like, seriously?

weirdo

I don't get it

I'm not cute :(

they can sail off to a safe distance and fuck each other in the ass with minimal risk of getting caught

Are you saying that to just tell me to buzz off or you really think you are not cute?

omg ladies post your husbando :3

mine is harry styles he's so hot o////o

Both

Why don’t we just ask the media board of Crystal Cafe?

What happened? Guys used to approach girls like you on a date.

My bf put this on. It was two hours of static white noise. Do men actually like this?

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so... how long is this movie anyway ?

A guy has never approached me to ask me out, only to ask me if they can copy my homework ;_;

Okay ladies time to post or tits to see which one is titlet tee-hee

Who will throw the first stone??

looking good mate

I would have approached you...

i can copy your homework if you know what i mean

I'm too shy haha

>asks you a question about the movie that you have no way of knowing the answer to

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This movie so boring. Why couldnt they just be friends.

Hang on Im gona go suck my dads dick.

You're sweet

Thanks.

YEAST INFECTION AGAIN

Who's that?
What's going happen?
Why did they do that?

how do i get high iq qt jewish gf bros?

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Be Chad

This thread is literally everyone role-playing as a girl. This is pathetic

I saw the cutest guy but he was 5"7! :(((((

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God, I wish I was that manlet

Wasn't he with them?

I’m the only guy here, woman.

THE FORCE IS FEMALE

Um, thats what you think.

GAWD I FUCKIN HATE THAT ANGELA ANACONDA AUTIST BITCH

Made for TWP (Tight White Pussy)

Did you guys watch the Bachelor? OH MY GOD

London?

how high is aggie's IQ?

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What?
Bachelor sucks, my dudette.

Capitol of the United Kingdom?

>This thread is literally everyone role-playing as a girl. This is pathetic

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my daddy made me sleep in his bed last night. he... touched me and i felt weird tickles but i kind of liked it lol he said hes going to teach me a lesson tonite, wat is he even talkin about?

I know that. Do you live in London?

Is this acceptable behavior for men?

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How do you know?

heh

It's so entertaining reading these strong independent women's posts!

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i read the wikipedia article on the concept of honor but i still dont get it

Do you?

>scared off the internet by shitty deepfakes
>left at the height of her popularity as she was gaining an international audience
>terrible at every single instrument
Yeah, it's definitely in the double digits.

I just know it women don't go on Yea Forums

Is that the same guy?

not for shitskins

Hey girls! I had been dating my last boyfriend for 3 years and I thought he was the one I was going to marry. He's 6'2", incredibly attractive, dominant, masculine, fucks me rough, and was just perfect in every way!
except.... he said the Harry Potter movies were just "pretty good." I mean, WTF???
Anyway, so I dumped the man that I planned on marrying. I know you'll understand since all women can identify with rejecting their soulmate over some petty irrelevant bullshit. I'm only 29 though so it will all work out. Right?

He sounds mean. Can you give me his number?

>getting scared = low iq
>liking popularity = high iq
>no musical talent = low iq
what's yours? couldn't be much higher...

Ugly manlets are not men. FACT

based as fuck even in this dimension

underage pls leave

No.
Honor is something that men earn during a battle to make women fall I love with the man.

anonette belongs to black gentlemen

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LOL no way! He's still my backup plan, if I'm not married by the time I'm 32 I'll just get back together with him. I'm sure he'll be just waiting for me right? This plan is foolproof!

Where do you live

What are some kina m*n can’t understand?

looking good mate

Who's Kina?

14 at the latest.

So you believe posting nonsensical babble will trick me into making myself look dumb by asking what you mean? Terrible bait. Go get raped.

California.

I think it’s finna in women tongue.

>tfw no comfy chub boyfriend to cuddle
I keep watching Parks and rec and it just makes it worse I wanna dieeee

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Oh, that's too far

Yes. Real women are too bad enjoying their amazing lives where they don't face any legitimate problems.
But if women did use internet imageboards, these posts would be pretty accurate:
this is what women are like IRL

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ITT: "men" who are trannies IRL pretending to be women online while also being "women" IRL

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lol im like 18 silly but im home skooled. neways daddy was talking about salty milk??? what is that i looked it up and everyone said salty milk is gross af
old ppl are weird

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>he actually gets this mad about women

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t. incel

wrong. I'm just a man who pretends to be a woman online, but mostly to mock how ridiculous modern women are.

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Half of those are me

Prime Clarissa and Prime Pam are my ultimate meth fueled fantasy story writing sessions

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>she actually gets this mad about men replacing women
tick tock sweetie!

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oof cuts a bit close to the bone there. i know as a legit 8/10 Chad myself, i always find women that think they can do better than me. even though they cant because i am literally wealthy and good looking with a wicked sense of humour and great taste in wine and cheese.

Yikes sweaty

Stay away white boys only BBC will ever enter this pussy ;)

Marry me haha

Although 99% of real women off Yea Forums are exactly how this thread portrays, real femanons are often part of that 1%.
Based femanons.

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I feel sad about this. Still a virgin and no gf...

Any dilation tips fellow women?

Dilate

Are you circumcised or not? If you aren't, that explains everything. If you are then you need to stop posting and come fuck me right now.

Yes, please assume I fear sexbots instead of eagerly awaiting my chadbot with interchangable wholesome/rapist personality mods

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you sound like a bitter woman who's mad that men are mocking your terrible life choices. Maybe you should change your plan while you still have time left.

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Have sex

>But if women did use internet imageboards, these posts would be pretty accurate
Wrong, just go to facebook, tinder, tumblr, instagram, pinterest, etc. to see how women post.

giving women human rights was a mistake

You will never be a man tranny

it's okay user, we will have robofus soon enough.
You need the attention and egoboost. You need to know that an actual real life man is raping you. A machine programmed to rape you isn't going to satisfy you.

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Or fucking /cgl/, it's not that far away

the thing that annoys me most about women is that they say that the sexualization of women in porn etc is bad and they dont want to be treated as objects but they literally all do want to be treated like fuck dolls. all they want is to be filled up with cock and slapped around. but the thing is, they want you to cuddle them and all that other bullshit after the sex. most men arent going to slap you around and then cuddle you. women want it all and they are constantly told they can have it all despite it being impossible to completely please a woman because they themselves dont even know what they want, all they know is that want everything and they want it now.

/cgl/ is pure female autism. Doesn't really count. /soc/ is much better.

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instagram.com/p/B3Mo1fBI5zC/

girl on the right she is 13 years old

>Female Yea Forums wouldn't be pure female autism

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>and me? well of course i offer nothing in return.

Hey girls dirty little secret, I just want to be groped and f**** by multiple guys
Oh my god I feel so naughty and HOT while typing this.
I am also getting a new full sleeve tattoo this weeked.
I don't watch movies

/soc/ is full of fat girls who get an ego boost from the men with low self esteem that complement them.
pic-related. Women want a man who goes down on them every day, but also want a man who is violent and dominant. They don't understand that they can't have both. She either takes the guy who always eats her out and then complains that he isn't dominating her, or she takes the guy who basically rapes her (which is what she wants) and then complains that men don't want to go down on women.

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no self respecting man is going to respond to this. believe it or not, tinder isnt what you actually think it is.

Sort of like a tripcode?

OMG me too! We are both so edgy and unique, there are so few women like us so we must be really special for wanting this!
But also, fuck the patriarchy for making men think that women want them to be aggressive!

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i like eating pussy and being violent. i dont know why i enjoy eating pussy and i wish i didnt but im so good at it. its a gift and a curse. im probably the only guy on this website that actually knows how to pound the fuck out of a woman and keep her coming back. nobody believes me though because im posting about it on an anime image board.

>it's another joke thread gets taken over by angry /pol/cels episode
Go ahead boys give me those (you)'s, post more of your 320GB folder of cherrypicked screencaps

you can tell she already hit the wall

no self respecting man is going to respond to a tripcode. But pic-related is representative of what the average (or below-average) woman experiences on Tinder.

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Why don't you record a video of it and post it?

She looks like me, would I get a bf if I go on Tinder?

if each screencap is a few hundred KBs then they can't be all that cherrypicked can they?
But tell me more about how you had sex with some obese women so you're a total stud who can refute objective reality!

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maybe i will. might start charging for it on pornhub.

yes, easily. It's impossible for a non-obese woman to not get a boyfriend unless she chooses not to.
Obviously, this means that if you have the choice between a man that wants a serious relationship and a man who just wants to fuck you, choose the one that wants a relationship. Too many women choose the guy who wants to fuck her and then end up complaining about men using them for sex. If you actually want a boyfriend, it's basically guaranteed.

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>greatest wish
>settle down and have a family
hahahahahaha

>wicked sense of humour and great taste in wine and cheese.
A roast typed this post.

How do you know if someone on Tinder wants a relationship?

talk to them. Go on a date with them. Take it slow. If you have a date and spend it talking and getting to know each other, don't ditch that guy in favor of the one who just wants to cum down your throat.
Idk it seems like common sense to me but for some reason most women can't understand that.

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ITT: men who have little to no contact with women IRL pretend to be experts on the subject