OH NO! ITS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES!

OH NO! ITS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES!

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impressive, very nice

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oh no no no no...

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What is the actual point of debates? 20 people over 8 months and who's the winner? Biden, a totally senile boomer who says things like "I have more hair than I think I do when asked about common misconceptions. Debates don't matter, arguments don't matter.

based joe

sneed. Candidates

in an all white country ruled by science and law we could debate ethics and justice and resource allocation and the future but since were a goblin country we get goblin debates

if you want to depress yourself read quotes in newspapers from the 1850s from farmers they sound like genius philosphers compared to the average chimp america

When Bernie gets fucked over, the melt-down by the reddit commies will be glorious. I can't wait.

All it took was Joe's team kidnapping two Democratic candidates families and making them drop out of the race

They are already losing their shit with the Beto endorsement of biden

I just want bernie to win the primaries because the debates between him and trump would be political kino. at this point I doubt either of them have a chance of beating trump

I came here to post sneed.

I wanted Bernie to be president so Ben Shapiro and Alex Jones would be REEEEing.

if Bernie doesn't get the nom we're taking this to the streets. mark our words

>if you want to depress yourself read quotes in newspapers from the 1850s from farmers they sound like genius philosphers compared to the average chimp america
Link us up big daddy fuck man

Found the retard

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based joe telling the truth

If bernie doesn't get the nom Biden will be fucking destroyed. I'm a bernie supporter but I'd literally vote for trump if biden gets the nom because the Democratic Party deserves no loyalty or the satisfaction of victory.

No, we have to stop Trump at any cost

>9
imagine admitting your a retard dimcrat voter

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kek, holy shit man all these freudian slips.

why?

I'm a democrat, always have been, but I don't like either of them. Seriously bros we cannot let them get the nuclear codes

OH NO

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I genuinely don't understand how anyone could unironically prefer Biden over any other candidate, have they not heard him speak? It's clear as day that Biden wouldn't be making a single goddamn decision if he were President, he'd be waking up at 11am and signing whatever Pelosi brings him

ONE BY ONE THEY START TO FALL

I want Bernie to win the delegate count and the DNC to give Biden the nomination anyways

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Based Tucker sticking it to these capitalists and their cronies

It's a way for voters to get to know the candidates. They don't serve any real purpose.

Not gonna lie, former Bernie voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Bernie crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

You didn’t learn that lesson in 2016?

>arguments don't matter.
not true but they arent the only thing that matters.

Bloomberg wasn't in the race when this episode aired, was he?

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No joke though, why do people get so deranged by him

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Get a job and take your meds schizo

Non-american here sitting in a country that is capitalist with plenty of socialist programs, hope DNC don't shit on Bernie because I can see Biden getting slaughtered by Trump, he has no chance but it looks like DNC don't want Bernie and would all vote Trump just so their billionaire Bosses can keep all the money.

Who else wants this election to be over so we can hurry up and get to 2024 so we can have the most Kino ticket of all time: Kanye West/Alex Jones

They’ve been told to. They’ve also been told they’re smarter for following what’s “not mainstream”, which of course is exactly what is pushed.
Good advertising is what it boils down to.

Nope guy slid in right at the end. It was a smart move.

>Get a job and take your meds schizo

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no he joined like not even a month ago

>When Bernie gets fucked over, the melt-down by the reddit commies will be glorious. I can't wait.
We'll burn the motherfucker down if it happens again. Watch your wishes MAGAt

0 delegates

>it took lefties 4 years to come up with MAGAt
lmao

oh noes, watch out for the pencil-neck uprising.

>2020 still falling for the bernie meme

Literally low iq retards. Mainly white people.

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>we cannot let them get the nuclear codes
this phrase instantly makes me laugh

Whats worse, bernouts thinking the president can forgive debt or bernouts not learning after he ran away with their money the first time?

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He is the candidate for people who dont really care about politics but about being part of a "movement".

Identity-starved white people are especially subjectable to that, its no coincidence we suddenly hear about "populism" everywhere.

You gonna ruin democrat ran cities? nigs already beat you to it haha

WE GOT TOO COCKY BERNIEBROS

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yeeeeehaw pardner, now thaasss a qual ee tea shitpost if I reckon i ever did see me one. here's yer confederate script! keep at it

haha you won't do shit

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you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?

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you mean just like trump supporters
dont act like the popularity of both of them arent similar

You're assuming we don't agree Trump is better than Hillary.

she turned into quite an orge, her subhuman face worked well when the body was slight. Now, she's a lumbering oaf

Because he's slowing the rate of white displacement in the US, and living to see a white minority in this country has been the lifelong goal of my entire tribe.

>you mean just like trump supporters
Negative, not wanting open borders is a completely valid and sane reason.

lol what a retard
americans are unreal

Comfy ned thread?

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Democrat here I'm gonna vote for Trump

That they're both non-establishment? What's your point? Honestly.

>dire sneed

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As asinine as some of those Russia stories are, if you genuinely fell for that, then yes, impeachment would be logical. It would not be logical for blowing someone out on twitter. Should Trump launch an investigation into Pelosi for her sarcastic clap?

This is the kind of dishonest bullshit that the leftists used to despise about Karl Rove and his skin-suit jackal cronies. The blatant hypocritical "it's ok when we do it, we're the good guys" irritates me more than anything. A politician with abysmal, wretched values contrary to my own is still more palatable than a snake slinging mud at any opportunity while crying at the injustice of it all

They're gonna fight trash cans again

Trump actually ran on good policies. Bernie has nothing but medicare for all which there is not enough money in the economy to pay for

>if Bernie doesn't get the nom we're taking this to the streets. mark our words

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sure it plays into it.

Are you genuinely saying Clinton would have been a better choice?
Where the fuck are you from?

does trump have a chance i am not following the election

LOLOL those fucking queers are so scared of offending someone on the left they made Yang even LESS yellow than a normal Simspons character

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His re-election is all but guaranteed.

Trump supporters just want immigration under control. Trump won the election in 2016 on immigration

He mostly won on not being Clinton.

Easily. The Democratic party proved that they are too splintered and ironically diverse to actually put together a cohesive unit, the DNC are desperately trying right now to kick out Bernie by forcing out all the 'moderate' choices except for Biden and having Warren stay in to try and siphon out votes from the progressives.

i hope so not because i want him to be prez frankly i dont give two shits who it is but to see everyone's reactions like thoe pussy celebs who said if he won the first time there moving to canada or some shit then when he won the backed off in shame

Trump has already fallen out of power. He baby talks the press to cover up how pathetic his party and total lack of power. Trump is a sitting duck.

You can thanks boomers for the dumbing down of society.

They want immigration and Economic. Trump has been iffy on the first one with conflicting reports (mostly from bias sources) saying that he either drastically increased and decreased immigration while building and/or not building a wall, but on the economic issue he has been stellar
>Inb4 MUH PERCENTAGE DROPS!

It was also a gigantic pushback against the extreme amount of PC culture being shoved down everyones throat. The leading Republican candidated in the 2012 election walked on eggshells the entire campaign. The front runners were McCain and Romney. If you know anything about their politics you can see we were due for an overcorrection

shill or child?
The phrase is lame duck.

whos going to be the one running against trump like hillary was on 2016

I follow the immigration issue very closely and I can assure you Trump has been successful on that front. I don't want to go digging for my charts cause the thread could get 404'd any minute but both legal and illegal immigration have been plummeting, even without the wall being complete.

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Most likely Biden, which will cause another mass stay-at-home from the progressives like in 2016.

Bernie being the nominee would cause a much bigger stay-at-home from moderate Dems and never-Trumpers. It would also have catostrophic down-ballot effects for the Dem house and senate members. I would love to see it but sadly it's probably too good to be true, with Biden as the candidate it will just be another 2016 where Trump wins but by slimmer margins.

That’s what the big fight in the Democratic Party is. They have no good candidates. Their front runner is Biden who had been outed as a pervert and damn near me too’d and Bernie, who the DNC does not want to win the nomination. However, lots of younger dems like Bernie, particularly the ones active online. That’s why he seems more popular than he actually is. He’s the front runner for the nomination, but the DNC knows Americans won’t vote for him, so they’re trying to steal the nom from him again.

Never-trumpers wouldn’t vote for Bernie?

>implying it won't be Kanye vs. The Rock

As a Dem I say fuck it, I'm ready for more Trump.

Do you think that 1968 convention part 2 will come?

Never-trumpers refers to "conservatives" who are too principled to support someone like Trump, so they've defected to the Democrats until Trump is gone. People like Bill Kristol for example. But there's no way in hell they would vote for a socialist.

Oh, I thought they were Democrats who were morally outraged or something. Sorry, not American. Just fascinated by your politics.

So how will liberals react when DT get reelected?

Yeah pretty sure it dropped in half from 1m to 550k or something over the past year.

>trips
Well now I do.

>Bill Kristol
>Principles
They are mad that Trump is trying everything to avoid an open war unlike Bush

...

Online it’ll be plenty memeworthy. Irl, the actual moderate democrats will all collectively sigh because they’ve known all along.

are the ballots out to vote for the prez i got one in the mail and it said pick witch one you want to be the president but none of the names i know were on there not even trump bernie or biden when i mail it in did i fuck up or was this just to narrow down the list for ballots comeing out later

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
THEYRE GUNNA DO IT
THEYRE REALLY GUNNA DO IT
THEYRE GUNNA STEAL THE ELECTION FROM HIM AGAIN
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH

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There's not that many of them. Boomers refusing to vote for a socialist is a much bigger problem for Bernie

The spelling errors really sell this bait user. But I get it. Registered democrats are too stupid to be allowed to vote and/or are illegals unfamiliar with the process.

Gets me every time

formerly huk

I thought that was a dude for the longest time. Holy fuck.

NO REFUNDS KID

iam drunk and not a Registered democrats or republican

You won't do shit lol

This is what I’m hoping for too, I want the DNC to go into a civil war with itself.

OH NO NONONONO

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Oh yeah? You and what army?

Because it’s the popular thing to do and these people are desperate to fit in with others online, I almost feel sorry for them.

same energy

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I wonder if she knows she’s one of the most iconic images of this era?

LOW ENERGY!

SAD!

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>He is the candidate for people who dont really care about politics
Bernie is the most consistent person out there for political views. God damn this thread is pathetic

Trump hasn't changed his views in 40 years lol

Bernie literally cucked to SJWs and open borders fags in the past six months

Second term Obama is so unaesthetic it’s insane, even though the Cuban thaw is the only good thing he ever did as president.

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If being a bitch and bowing down to the Dems Everytime they fucked you is consistent, than sure

Tell me again about his views on gun rights and deodorant choices.

Trump lies and walks back shit all the time, what are you talking about. There's literally constant twitter screencaps of him contradicting himself.

>used to be pro-gun and anti-immigrant
>is now anti-gun and pro-immigrant

very consistent

Keep parroting that lie. He has completely flip flopped in several issues to court the woke left.

BERNIE WAS ALWAYS DESTINED TO LOSE

HE DOESNT HAVE THE CHARACTER OF A LEADER
EVERYONE SENSES IT AND THATS WHY THEY WALK ALL OVER HIM

ITS THE ETERNAL CURSE OF THE ESTROGENIZED LEFTOID

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there's a difference between bullshitting to the press and completely changing your political ideology for votes

Second term Obama just wanted out, he wanted his comfy post-presidency life of dictating Netflix diversity policy and watching his daughters get spitroasted by white chads.

kek

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Not him but from a review of the book “The Flowering of New England:”
>
Elihu Burritt, the learned blacksmith of Worcester. (Burritt wrote in his diary for June, 1837: “Monday, headache; forty pages Cuvier's ‘Theory of the Earth,’ sixty-four pages French, eleven hours forging. Tuesday, sixty-five lines of Hebrew, thirty pages of French, ten pages Cuvier's 'Theory,’ eight lines Syriac, ten ditto Danish, ten ditto Bohemian, nine ditto Polish, fifteen names of stars, ten hours forging.")

BROS WE NEED TO START A FAKE CAMPAIGN LISTEN TO ME

We make an info graph called “Blowjobs for Bernie” calling all female and LGBTQ supporters of Bernie to offer blow jobs to Biden/trump/whatever supporters in a last ditch attempt to make them vote Bernie and spam it on twitter/Reddit masquerading as female bernsters IT WILL BE BASED

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hhahaahhaaha

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cringe

>if Bernie doesn't get the nom we're taking this to the streets. mark our words

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Is trump going to win? I don’t really care whos president but hes really funny and the world would be more boring and less based without him