>How old are you?

18. I'll probably kill myself if I'm still here after uni.

Almost 32

old enough

30, chad

Pee pp poo poo

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23, been on this godforsaken website for 10 years

28 in two weeks

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surgeon
9 inch dick
White with blue eyes
6'3"

22

27

marry me haha

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24. 25 in June. Going to kill myself in 5-6 years if I'm still lonely. It's not looking good though, I'm at a point in my life where the only option I have to meet women is online dating websites and apps, so I will most likely never cure my lonlieness. Wish me luck lads, but I'm a dead man walking at this point.

Wish you luck, user!

Nope,
4 years undergrad
4 years medschool
4 years specialty
No surgeon is under 30

>25
>Surgeon
Found the larper.

i'm turning 30 this year and i've been coming here since i was 16. imagine spending nearly half your life on Yea Forums.

F
Legitimate respects user. Hang in there

29, with a birthday coming up soon. Trying to come up with an appropriate way to end it before then.

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43. Have a 30 year old laying next to me right now glued to her phone.

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39 yo xoomer scorpio checking in
asl?

>24
>OR nurse
>80k a year
>0 friends (including internet)
>Sex with 1 women in my entire life (LDR with a girl for 3 years who I met on league of legends back when I still had internet friends)
Going to start using tinder and bumble soon to see if I can try and find a qt azn gf, but I have absolutely horrible social skills and a boring personality and interests, I hate myself and my life bros.

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Feels like I've outgrown this place despite posting here since the beginning.
All the good poster left, and all that's left are weirdos who were raised on ironic memes we created, but didn't actually have a real childhood to develop their own idiosyncrasies and some common sense, which is what made old Yea Forums so much better. Every thread now just derails into some faggy little in-joke meme war nobody cares about.

>shoe on head was 14 years ago
Where did it all go wrong for us, lads?

Ok boomer

>lying on a oriental cartoon secret underworld

Good luck fren.

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I know that feel, my dude.
But I've only been here since 2007ish.

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operating room nurse?
how long were you in school?

IKTFB 24 and started coming here in 2008. By this summer I'll have spent over half my life coming here. I miss old Yea Forums, /r9k/, and Yea Forums.

If you want a QT azn go on Tantan
They go nuts for whitey on there

it's a meme, ya dingus

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"herr derrr I said boomer!"
Why are zoomers so unoriginal. You talk and type in instagram sentences.

Fuck you seriously. You're a Male nurse. I fucked almost the whole staff i worked with. Nurses are the dumbest/horniest bitches alive. Man the FUCK up and start asking them out.

What meme is that?

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4 years. You can probably do it with an associate's though, although they'll probably make you go back to school and finish a bachelor's when you're hired. If you want to be a nurse though work in the OR, it's pretty easy and you don't have to deal with patients like other nurses. Plus when there's no surgeries going on I just sit on my phone and even during surgery's I spend lots of time just sitting there on my phone. Plus i only work 3 days a week (12 hour shifts). It's a pretty comfy job, I've been sitting in the break room on Yea Forums for the last 2 hours watching TV.

30

All the women nurses I work with are middle aged, the few young ones half boyfriend's already. And none of them are Asian. I don't care about having sex, I just want a qt azn gf.

I don't believe you. No one is that pathetic.

Based boomer
Cringe boomer

>22
>Been on here since I was 11
>Now an ER Tech while going to school for Paramedicine

7 years. I'm 30.

I'd rather yell at a cloud than talk like some faggot and donate to Fortnite streamers.

>Tfw everyone in this thread is getting data mined
retards

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>Implying I donate to streamers
>Implying I pay a cent for any of the entertainment media I consume
Coping boomer.

This. Yea Forums died in 2010 for me.

t. senile boomer

Almost 24 and I've been here since 08. Have a longterm girlfriend and play in unpaid rock band.

>>Implying I donate to streamers
Sure faggot. If it's not some Fortnite streamers it's some ethot that you're hoping will mention your name. Zoomers are such cancer.
>Implying I pay a cent for any of the entertainment media I consume
Zoomers only watch ecelebs and twitch. That "herr derr I'm so edgy I don't pay" shit for media is no longer valid.

I’m pretty sure swaglord already knows that I’m a loser.

Yeah, I started out here as an underageb& and I'm not sure if it's just me growing up or this place going to shit, but there was a certain magic to Yea Forums in the old days which feels so long gone now.

It really is a shame what happened to /r9k/. I for one, miss our robot overlords.

Data mined by who? For what? And why is it bad? Who cares.

Based
t. seething boomer

>t. senile boomer
So zoomers are paying Fortnite streamers and ethots?

2006-2009 was peak Yea Forums. 2009-2012 was the decline. 2013 and on is basically reddit.

>t. seething boomer
More instagram speak. You're beyond hope.

t. unoriginal boomer

The only thing I have spent money on this entire year is good and my other normal expenses/bills like student loans and car insurance. I haven't spent money on anything else or given money to anyone else, and I never do. I torrent everything. Keep coping boomerbro.

Thanks. Which one are you.

>t. unoriginal boomer
It is unoriginal because it's so common now. You have only yourselves to blame.

t. out of touch boomer

I don't even know what happened to /r9k/, I tried my best to take a break from there and Yea Forums in general for like 2-3 years, and when I started coming here regularly again everything went to shit.

Sure faggot, we believe you. And zoomers don't torrent. They only know how to stream. You're larping is sad at this point.
I'm sure if you donate enough some ethot will talk to you.

I turned 30 today

>t. out of touch boomer
No doubt I'm out of touch. I don't talk like a faggot, I'm not a tranny zoomer, and I don't donate nor watch any ethot or twitch shit.

drink your prune juice boomer

>43 laying next to 30 yo.

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t. coping boomer

>drink your prune juice boomer
Eat your Tide pods (whilst donating to some ethot) zoomer.

t. ngmi boomer

Can mods delete this thread, I'm in charge now for the next 40 minutes until I go home and have to go to the front desk but I don't get service there and can't post and if someone gives me a (you) and I can't respond I'll be PISSED

Zoomers lose arguments and resort to more instagram speak.
Let me guess your next post "t. dadjoke boomer"

hell yeah my nigga

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take your meds boom boom

You're literally a seething boomer, keep coping.

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>take your meds boom boom
Take your hormone replacement pills zoomie

You lost the argument the minute you started coping boomer.

t. beyond coping boomer

nigger he was probably almost 30 in this episode.

>When you're so mad you call me a boomer
Keep seething boomer

Go to bed boomie

dis nigga outta control

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>You lost the argument the minute you started coping boomer.
You offered no counter arguments other than "boomer". You lose.

24. Will be 25 in May.

Going back to finish my bachelor's hopefully before I'm 27 and then applying to medical school. The stories about first-year med students in their 30s has motivated me.

43 and been coming here since 07 or something.. also /fit/ saved my life but I enjoy Yea Forums more. I’ve never posted that before. So there you go..

>Go to bed boomie
Donate to your favorite streamer, zoomie.

t. transcendent coping boomer

I’ve been here since 2003 and I was over 18. It isn’t just you growing up.

Should I get 2 baconators for 9.01 or 2 big Macs and a large fries for 9.03? Baconators taste much better than big Macs, and even with the fries I get more calories with the baconators. But with the big Macs I can get fries for more variety albiet less calories and worse tasting burgers. I'm leaning towards the baconators, what do you think lads?

>/fit/
Legit 80% gay

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20 here, second year at university

Might as well get it over with now user there's no escaping this website

Cope fatty

You're counter arguments to my counter arguments were you saying I'm a zoomers therefore what I said wasn't true. You already lost boomer.

Go check your pulse boomberg

Official Thread Theme Song.
youtube.com/watch?v=152ADIfHgIc

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>You're counter arguments to my counter arguments were you saying I'm a zoomers therefore what I said wasn't true.
Only zoomers call use the term "boomer". Millennials don't use the term "boomer".
Christ you're so fucking stupid.

Nothing wrong with lifting but /fit/ is unironically the gayest board on Yea Forums, since a large percentage of /lbgt/ posters are just trolls or confused autists

Based department ringing

Cringey geriatic boomer

>Go check your pulse boomberg
Go check your bank account for your next donation to some ethot.

22 but pretty retarded

>millennial don't use boomer
Yes they do boomer

both of you need to shut the fuck up

>Based department ringing
Holy fuck stop.
>Cringey geriatic boomer
Holy fuck stop

6'5" 9 inch dick arby's cashier 300k starting

>Yes they do boomer
??
To the people who say "boomer", millennials are boomers. Millennials are like 30+ years old now, faggot.

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Don't type too fast your arthritis might kick in boom boom

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I'm 3hunnit

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21 and my favorite show is King of the Hill

23f, others may know me as vegan femanon

>Don't type too fast your arthritis might kick in boom boom
Don't inject your tranny hormones too fast, you might miss a chance to donate to someone zoom zoom.

You'll never pass freak

30 year old boomer here. I only use boomer to refer to actual baby boomers, ie people who don’t know how to properly work their internet machines.

25 year old schizo neet virgin afraid to leave house

I'm a 31 year old boomer and this is my car. What does everyone think?

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again with the transphobia....be original. i was assigned female at birth. this is the only place where i can truly be myself unfortunately.

Are you a woman?

thats my car

Be careful boomstein, don't type too aggressively. That lawn isn't gonna mow itself

That you're a 31yr old boomer.

28, hate myself and everybody around me

No but I was given the car by a very special woman.

M’lady, wouldst thou please show thine tits or get the fuck out?

If you type too aggressively you might donate too much. Oh wait, that's never a problem because maybe she will talk to you if you did that.

Kys you failed science experiment

I started college 6 years early.

If any of you here are mid 30s and post regularly you should just kys. Everyone reasons like children on Yea Forums.

I sympathize but i laughed for some reason

>muh donate
Boomie's brain is already out of use

fuck off

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>muh boomer
Age happens, donating to ethots and Fortnite streamers doesn't just happen. It takes a retarded generation like yours to allow such an industry to thrive.

>that man face
Again you'll never pass you abomination

OP here. I will not have you faggots shit up the one thread I make that happens to make it past 2 replies with you back and forth faggotry. Take your boomer zoomer scum asses out of this thread and into another board right motherfucking now!

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>it takes a retarded generation...
>this is coming from a boomer
Keep seething grandpa

what is your mental issue that makes you like this, sitting behind a computer belittling people? seriously, have you ever considered help? you don't have to be like this, you can make your parents proud of you if you do the right thing and get help.

Both of you are cringe just fuck off already

Nothing boomers did was as retarded as the tranny shit and ethot donating that you faggots are doing.

Nice, gonna wank to this. Hope you don’t have a penor

Old enough to know that I’m a fucking idiot.

>tranny
>people
Dilate you repulsive freak

30, just bluffed my way into a great job but I already miss being a NEET. I hate dealing with people. I wish I could stay up until 5am shitposting, watching movies and playing games forever. When my parents kick the bucket I’m selling the house and retiring to do just that.

>ust bluffed my way into a great job
What job user?

i guess this is ok. why can't any of you talk to women without making it about sex?

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54
Neve Campbell

>how old are you?
>female
why do trannies do this?

based

You're not a woman bro

i love that i can comment on any thread in Yea Forums and completely derail the thread every single time, seethe harder incels

>implying derailing threads is remotely difficult

we're all virgin porn addict shut ins.