I fucking check

I fucking check.

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*makes baby noises*

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Why is this posted? Did he fuck up?

a major. poker. fuckup.

check these fag

I guess every time someone checks it means they have a good hand right?

Is there a poker player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

CHECK CHECK CHECK ALL NIGHT HE SEET THERE AND FACKING CHECK

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go fish

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No

I'm unfamiliar with this move in Uno

I mean I don’t know much about poker but you’d figure most the time you have a good hand you want to start raising the pot, maybe not doing that every other good hand because then that gives it away. Maybe a more experienced poker player ITT could shed some light on this

...those dubs.

God I missed this post

genjutsu.

Absolutely based.

Did you just sneeze like 20 times? What are those words?

hmmm the royal flush... I, Matt Damon, from the poker movie Rounders™, fold.

i don't think ive ever played a proper poker game at all.

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>nobody gets this reference

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Real life George moment

Sasuke rinnegan

No. The idiots who keep posting this don't understand poker.

He will have two more chances to make raises. Why scare everyone away at the flop?

its not that he checked, its that he almost fucking fell out of his chair when he saw the flop which tipped everyone off

every time it's posted it gives me chuckles.
he gave away his hand. the moment he leaned back everybody at the table knew something was up.

nah he made the right call because there was no face card on the table . Think about it. If he raises now, the other players will assume has either trip 10's and likely fold. They're not going to guess he has a full house (which he has). The flop is off suit as well, so it's not like they'd think that he was betting because he had a shot at a flush or anything. On this if I were Damon I would have bet after 4th card and hope that someone bets before me, so I can re raise after checking.

I'm not the best tho

Why has that never been mentioned in these threads ever then? I always thought it was just retards not knowing poker or something, which yeah it is

Holy based.

is there a video of this kino??

Holy fucking based!

That is the single most jewish thing I have heard this year

No one is as autistic as you to immediately go check the video to see how he reacted to flopping a full house

jesus christ, reverse image search is fucked up

this is either the greatest play ive ever seen or the worst

Yes. Not in checking, but in how he said it. It was so weird and awkward that it was clear to other players he had something good.

it is that he checked though
thats a really easy bet, especially when you have two big dicks with position on you who likely have overcards and will probably try to bull you

What video?

can't find a vid of this anywhere

wtf

Pay this man his fucking money