*defeats the grizzly bear*

what the fuck is his problem

i'd kick its ass and upload it to liveleak you fucking furfag

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You wouldn't a tiger...right?

lion loses 9 out of 10 times

>you can out speed a bear
you can't

I know, which is why I'm constantly looking for escape routes/traps that would work on a tiger. I'm literally more scared of a random tiger attack than someone pulling a gun on me, even though it's far less likely (although I live in Florida so on average I'm never more than a few miles away from a Tiger)

A cat is fine too.

>In the same way that people in school used to daydream about what they'd do if a shooter came in
do americans really?

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I was doing this before school shootings have been a past time, I assume most people daydreamed this and similar situations in classrooms

nah

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Statistically you are more likely to be attacked by rabid Floridans than tigers

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>It's big and makes lots of noise
>Therefore it can kill a bear

Bears are too durable. Big Cats are all chase or ambush predators, their bones are thinner than bears because they're built to be fast and or quiet. Bears are omnivores and only have to kill one other thing to survive; other bears.

This was settled way back in the day when crazy explorers used to bring exotic animals back and made them fight for big shows. Lions and tigers made a lot of noise and looked very impressive, but the bears would just smack their heads and crack their skulls open, their bones just cannot withstand the impact of a bear swipe.

imagine thinking the cat would even let you get close enough to extend your arms to try and prod it lmao

>rabid Floridans
That's kinda redundant

>messöy

why do big cats behave more like dogs than cats?

No dice

>NO IM SORRY DON'T HURT ME I SWEAR I WON'T POST ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BEARS ON THE INTERNET

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Want to know how I know you own a shitty katana you bought at comic con and practice in your backyard with your fat friends?

Why is he so close to that shitty chain link fence?

imagine being sandwiched between them haha

h-he fast

>AAAAAAAA HELP MEEEE

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Fake as fuck. Are poos easy to trick?

holy fuck that bear looks like a fucking nightmare

Jake versus

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>HE'S FUCKING EATING ME HELPPP AAAAAAAAAA NO IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME GO FUCKKKKK

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I'm getting coomer wibes off that bear

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Imagine the smell

>Overpower a crocodile
M8 they grow over 6m (20 feet) long and weigh over a tonne.

Its a sloth bear right? They always look retarded.

I wonder if anyone has ever killed a tiger 1v1. I know there was a guy who killed a grizzly, he stuck his hand down its throat or something like that

That's a sloth bear too, one of the smallest bears, just barely beating out Pandas and almost 1.5x as heavy as a Sun Bear.

Anyone else watch Michael Jamison repeatedly fuck up at keeping tigers in his backyard?

He keeps so many animals next to the enclosure that he had to go inside and grab one of his cats from a tiger's mouth.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dn1kxIdXp2Y

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I like videos of people teasing lions, tigers, bulls, dogs etc getting mauled

Sun Bears look like a bear drawn by a talented artist who's never seen bears before

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How the fuck is a tiger supposed to defeat a grizzly? Those fucker double the tiger in weight and have tick fur and fat so the tiger wouldn't be able to go for the neck. The tiger would get mauled to death.

Jim Corbett fought a bunch of tigers and had some pretty close calls but I'm pretty sure he always used a gun and he was more of a hunter than someone in a 1v1 fists only survival scenario

DIE PAKI

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how the fuck is this a bear. wtf is that

Imagine people watching this in like 200 years when tigers are extinct.

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Someone’s hangry. Better flick that kitty on the nose for being mean.

more epic Yea Forumsreddit

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A sun bear :)

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I was daydreaming about being the shooter and which ones I’d make beg for their lives.

My dog does the same when I pretend to try to steal her food.

>leaps the height of an elephant to maul the rider
I would rather fight a velociraptor from Jurassic Park than a tiger, at least with raptors they have shit bones you could break by hitting it hard enough.

There was some Russian study I found on wikipedia about SIberian tigers and brown bear interactions and it found male tigers would usually win but all the female tigers would die.

Man I started watching his channel and it was so comfy at first

If Lions and Tigers can get along, why can't nigger and whites?

>he had to go inside and grab one of his cats from a tiger's mouth.
He must have a great relationship to be able to pull food from their mouth without making it a fight to the death.
Even the savannah guy who pals around with lions and hyenas doesn’t go inbetween them and food.

Look at that tigers nuts lmao!

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"Why yes I post Sun bears on an Anonymous anime forum, how could you tell?"

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DIE WOG

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Difference in species is far bigger. It's like comparing lions and hyenas

is this slender man?

*flick*

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discussing wether a species can kill another on a fight,or not,is as lame and cringe as discussing Pokemon
no difference whatsoever

I would never pet a bear or a tiger in any setting.
>dude lmao just pet it it's trained
yeah ok bro, and what is telling it not to snap at any given moment

they always look like they have cataracts

whites are evil incarnate

Nope, just the most Based Ursid on the planet

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Yeah? And you know this from experience fighting raptors?

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Filtered kiddo

I've trained in MMA for over 15 years and I'm fairly confident I could take a tiger. I'm 6'3 and 255lbs so if it charged me I would sidestep and get onto its back. Pretty easy to choke the thing out at that point.

(you)

*lick*

>I'm constantly looking for escape routes/traps that would work on a tiger
that's some serious autism. well, maybe not autism but some kind of mental disability

Yea alright Joe. Go back to your fucking podcast.

If one of those decides to kill you and you are not armed, you are fucking dead. Those things are designed to kill people. Especially leopards: their instinct is to claw at your guts and empty your ribcage out.

this nigga looking smooth

Reminds me of this pic

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why americans are so vulgar ?

fuck this fuck that fuck me fuck you
that's cringy

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You probably could. On the same note I always thought that If I could pole vault up onto a giraffes neck I could fuck it up bad

Fuck you

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It's easy to hold their mouths shut though. All the muscles are for closing it, not opening.

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Based Tigger

No. Ussuri brown bears are not grizzly bears.

Truth. Just one of the many signs of low IQ and low self-control.

Get fucked.

geez

Imagine not having a gun.

Mix this webm with that one where the guy in his car kicks over a guy on a bicycle and it would be literally perfect.

>Literally removes all of the skin from your face

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You just proved his point faggot.

t. doesn't know that dinosaurs had hollow bones

I'm not disagreeing with you buddy

Disdain for big cats

I've heard in some vietnam war docu fucking lots of soldiers on both sides were killed by tigers. They had one veteran tell the story of how one of their guys was just gone in the morning, found later half eaten and stuff like that. Fucking horror.

>*shoots tiger*
>gets mauled
>WTF YOUR SUPPOSED TO DIE AHHHGHGHHHHHH *drops gun* *has intestines ripped out*

It's actually the opposite. Lmao cope harder

Thats a big cat

Anti-cope

based bull

>*ducks the blow*
>*uses its own momentum against it*

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>Not firing full auto with an original MG42
not gonna make it

Not according to that Animal Planet show that used to be on. According to that the tiger loses 9/10 because of its lack of fighting experience.

>It's actually the opposite. Lmao cope harder

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That's a big paw.

>In the same way that people in school used to daydream about what they'd do if a shooter came in, I constantly evaluate my survival odds against a surprise Tiger.

I do this, but with tornados, despite the fact that I live in California. I think it's because I watched the Wizard of OZ when I was really little and didn't really understand how they worked except that they could drop out of the sky unexpectedly and fuck your shit up. If I saw one for real I'd probably shit myself.

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I am sick of the lion bias in hollywood. lions are like tier 3 big cats and would absolutely get stomped by jaguars and tigers.

>I'm getting coomer wibes off that bear
>coomer wines
>wines
Wictor-Wictor-Two

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>wines

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Most dinosaurs had at least a few hollow bones, from the vertebra of sauropods to the claws of Deinonychus. Pterosaurs,as stated below, were not in the dinosaur group but in a group of flying reptiles. Most sauropods had hollow bones to help with weight. In fact, recent studies have found that the formula to find an organism's weight based on bone and muscle data was not accurate. Scientists using ostriches and elephants found that each creature according to the formula weighed twice as much as they do in reality. What this means is that dinosaurs weighed about half of what the formula says. Very interesting. So sauropods were even lighter than supposed.

But mainly my point is thus, be wary of painting with such broad strokes friend. There is still much we do not know of our ancient friends the thunder lizards.

>muh wild cats are strong
behold a pack of dogs taking down a leopard
>b-but he shot it first!!!
lmfao cry more catfags
youtu.be/bbd79epA3g8

once I was at a zoo watching the tiger enclosure. It was inside a cave so I was the only person stood there. Suddenly it emerged from the cave, looked me dead in the eye and started stalking towards me. I've never felt anything like it. This thing was absolutely enormous and even from 50m away I felt transfixed like a mouse before cat. I think it tapped into some caveman part of my brain because I swear I felt a primordial fear

Americans are a vulgar culture. They worship depravity and baseness. They are ruled by the lowest common denominator. It's why every anti-intellectual movement, every thuggish cultural icon comes from the US.

user lookin like a snacc :3

Keep coping eurocuck
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I would beat the fuck out of you

>you can out speed a bear or over power a croc,
user I......................................

>let me search for studies that confirm my point of view, that'll teach him
You should also study what confirmation bias is, dumb faggot. Better yet, don't. You won't understand it anyway.

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I live in the upper midwest where tornadoes are somewhat common. Not as common as in tornado alley but we still get them. I used to dodge past windows during tornado sirens because my mom told me they had an eye. Me being a dumb kid thought it was a literal eye that the twister could see with.

>sentient tornadoes
tell me how we would ever win

T. Dunning Krugered user

People don't actually unironically think a tiger could beat a grizzly...do they?

and I haven't trained for shit and I would beat the both of you with my trusty m1911

always do that shit with my cat, pisses the fuck out of him

i live right in by tornado alley in oklaholmao and its cool to see them form from afar, but yeah when youre in the shelter and you know its close, its pretty terrifying

they're too fast

Tigers could absolutely beat a grizzly, literally guerrilla tactics. bears are too fucking dumb and slow to do anything. and their eyesight is atrocious.

giant vacuum

Chonk

I'm sure there is a sci fi channel movie where this happened.
In fact I would be disappointed in them if this doesn't exist.

>siberia
>grizzly

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grizzlies are probably the strongest land animals after elephants and hippos but they would still get BTFO by a tiger because they lack that killer instinct and pure predator mentality

This is a bear at least 1/4th the size of a Kodiak grizzly killing a tiger. Tiger would get devastated

Then there's this faggot.

Shut up

Did they ever release footage of that one dude who lived with grizzlies but then got eaten by one?

faggot[\spoiler]

(OP)
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Nope, supposedly there's audio but only a few people have heard it (Werner Herzog included) but they all agreed that it was way too fucked up to ever release

...

I know its retarded

But what if the tiger and grizz where both at a comparable weight and size? Who would come out on top then?

Lions don't force Tigers to pay taxes so they can live on welfare and act ghetto the sqwawk about muh equality. Nature is a meritocracy.

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Lotta lasagna

You only got me once, hah! If you are so familiar with reddit you should do all of us a favor and go back!

Tiger. Tigers probably bench like 4 plates, bears only lift forks.

>what if a bear wasn't as big as a bear

If we're just gonna start scaling things up or down might as well talk about ants because insects would fuck everything up if they were bigger

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if tigers and grizzlies are superiors then why is Lion the king of all animals you fucking sunday botanists

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that's not even a valid question, tigers and bears can be the same size but a bear sized ant is impossible

>grizzlies are probably the strongest land animals after elephants and hippos

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report and move on

right I forgot polar

elephant > hippo > polar > grizzly > rhino > tiger

purely in terms of strength imo. I would still favour a tiger to beat a grizzly and a hippo to beat everything except a bull elephant

How would a polar bear vs hippo matchup go?

>YOU NIGGER BEAR YOU FUCKING NIGGER AGHGHGHHH I TRUSTED YOU YOU DUPLICITOUS NEGRO

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you tell me

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I think what bothered me about the whole thing was that we don't *have* shelters here

>be me
>little kid
>watch movie with spoopy tornado
>learn you're supposed to hide in the basement
>ask mom where our basement is
>lol there isn't one
>mfw

I mean, yeah, nobody actually needs one here but I didn't find that reassuring.

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Would love to know the context of the thread that pic was created in.

it was pretty much this exact thread

If it makes you feel better most people living in tornado land don't either. Basements/shelters are pretty much exclusive to hundred year old homes or the wealthy.

kot

She deserved it. Jumped out of the car because she was having an argument with the guy. Guess he won.

Holy shit this is like a boy's own adventure

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY ELEPHANT HUMP