Character meets a girl

Me neither, at least your not 31 like me though.

You're not a man if you cant get sex
Friendly reminder:)

Isn't that how like at least half of western relationships are started, that's how all relationships start in any counter-culture. The only group of people I can think of that aren't like this are religious

whats that personality look like?

Most people have never actually felt attracted to another person. It’s not just “that person is aesthetically appealing.” Actual attraction warps perceptions and fucks with your memory. It’s almost like a weak LSD trip or psychotic break.

Porn has made people think attraction is just “I’m hot you’re hot lets fuck” and movies have made it seem like something that can be worked at. It fucking isn’t.

How the hell are people okay with giving up their bodies to people they don't even know? I seriously cannot fathom having sex with someone whom I don't know as well as my own family. Is there really so little respect for our own bodies?

No its fucking not.
I've been training this girl from being a server to being a cook. She's been awesome and picking it up really quickly. After very little instruction she was able to break down a whole chuck roast. She's also very cute and fit. After a month of this we've been hitting it off and I felt some serious chemistry between us so I told her how I felt and she squirmed and told me she doesn't like white guys (she's white) and only dates black dudes. I felt so fucking disgusted.

back in my 20s I used to have a rolodex of over 50 girls I would call from time to time to hang out or fuck. I met all of them at bars and was able to form relationships with all of them over the span of about a day or two. when you're not repulsive and actually have confidence, it's amazing how easy it is to get girls to do whatever you want. they yearn to be led kiddos. lead them.

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It has nothing to do with respect and your virginity is showing. People enjoy fucking, full stop.

>whole chuck roast
>chuck
sneed

You're suppose to have sex first then form the relationship? How?

People also enjoy eating but they have enough respect for their bodies to watch what they eat. Enjoying sex is no excuse to just go about giving it out left and right

this is the final boss of coping

This is literally almost every relationship. Fuck first, sort the rest later.

>waiter and customer touch hands
>next scene theyre having sex

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Be passably attractive, in decent shape, and be able to make eye contact when you speak to her. So. Condolences.

imagine be nick young. the only thing he got remembered is a confused nigga meme. just imagine.

>Meet gf at uni
>fucking within 1 month
>still together 6 years on
feels good

its just that hooking up is so easy nowadays that people will just fuck just to get it over with. back then you could at least form this kinda of bond or relationship but with tinder and hooking up so casual and easy people just go to fucking and just cruises the rest. just makes you think on how many cocks does your future wife already went thru before you end up marrying her.

I'd say hes most known for clapping Iggy's cheeks
lucky bastard

>another virgin larp-thread
lel

>character has sex with a girl
>girl avoids him after and blocks him from social media

>scene of guy drinking at a bar
>the girl makes the first move

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I have such disgust for women that I can't feel any genuine excitement around them unless it's of a mocking or humorous nature, like making fun of something they did. When I do flirt it doesn't seem to go anywhere. They flirt with me, I flirt with them, when I close it never goes beyond that. I can get a phone number, but when I try to hit them up afterwards; nothing.

>just to get it over with

what

>got married to my wife when I was 23 and she was 19
>both were virgins
>see threads like these
You guys are screwed mentally.

You're an ugly piece of shit
Case closed

How many ACTUAL incels are here honestly? I love to larp as one but it seems most Anons do that these days, kinda ruined the fun.

>tfw your sister is that girl

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Normies are disgusting

I also have an intense disgust for women. However, I don't go around flirting with them. I don't even talk to them. When in the range of a woman, I have nothing but a desire to attack them. Especially if they open their mouths, at which point I feel a scarily strong impulse to beat them to death, preferably with an object like a metal bat.

>older than 23
>married
>posting in Yea Forums incel cope threads

I can't understand this sentiment. If you just feel horny, beating off is faster and easier by far, or you could just focus on something else to make it go away, plus treating another person like a disposable sex toy feels really wrong. I'd never want to be some vain woman's dildo.

I have such disgust for women that I can't feel any genuine excitement around them unless it's of a mocking or humorous nature, like making fun of something they did. When I do flirt it doesn't seem to go anywhere. They flirt with me, I flirt with them, when I close it never goes beyond that. I can get a phone number, but when I try to hit them up afterwards; nothing.

i.imgur.com/vh28Pp5.jpg

I put it on imgur because it'd upload sideways here

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yikes

Seeing the sometimes amusing retardation on here is my guilty pleasure, but yeah, it's probably not mentally healthy to be around such intense pessimism.

She lied to cover for herself or maybe she really only does date in that pool

i can smell the virginity from here

You genuinely need to have sex. Do it today please.

>haha im l-larp as incel guyse
ome of the biggest sadcases ITT oits himself
no dude, literally that one time some uggo gave you herpes isnt the bragging rights you think it is (if even LMAO)

Why?

Found one lmao ->

>rolodex
How fucking old are you?

>samefags himself after getting shat on
rofl

Because you sound like a boomer soap opera for grannies. You'll regret your lack of sexual experience and skill later, trust me. Girls want to know your dick game before commiting to relationship.

Have sex. Now.

You dodged herpes dude

I'm 23 and have never had sex, how fucked am i?

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I really fucking hate this society. I want to actually know a girl before I fuck her, is that too much to ask?

>ACTUAL incel exposing himself
Lmao

>the "nofucks" given chad-virgin posting his fantasies about fucking x000 girls
>the "realistic" virgin posting fantasies that are realistic so he can always smugpost reverse-virgin accusations because his fantasy isnt that "crazy"
>the virgin with no delusions who gave up

Which one are you?

Then ask one on a date moron

28 and a virgin here, you might be fucked

real life is going to bite you hard in the ass once you hit your 20s and find out all girls take dick and love nothing

I'm not a virgin

the guy who refuses to give up on people

Sorry forgot a major category
>the pseudo-virgin who doesnt even have 20lifetime hours of fucking put down

Prostitutes exist.

Haha that's me

people are animals, dont expect relationships to last, nobody gives a fuck

He won’t do that. Too much effort on his part.

yeah i don't particularly care that much

Reminder that it has literally always been like this. Even in the days of no sex before marriage, where people would literally marry within days of knowing each other

Not the guy you replied to, but what you're saying is true, it's just that I dont understand how people like yourself can come down on others for shortcomings with women, when it happens to you as well. Like be honest, you're probably a stubby little beta boi whose never had sex.

Why is this site full of miserable people whining about women now? There are still shitloads of marriage material ladies out there. Romance isn't dead because a small portion of the population are sluts you dumbasses.

I've contemplated going to a prostitute a few times but I really can't do it. I don't want to have sex with someone who doesn't even know my name

This is really not that uncommon.
Have you never had sex with a girl you met on that night?

>hahah wow what a loser, actually wanting love and intimacy

You guys are broken and I sincerely hope you find peace one day.

I'm moderately tall and experienced, but got cucked in awful manner and gave up on women. 11 years now. Volcel is the category I think? Just sharing my moderate experience with complete virgins.

fuck off normalnigger

American here. I’d go to prostitutes all the time if they were as easily accessible as they are in most of Europe. You guys have it so good.

>small portion

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Is that what I said?

going to prostitutes is about the most pathetic thing a perma virgin can do and if it doesn't feel humiliating there's something wrong with not just your face.

>our loser protagonist have friends and a girlfriend

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what's the difference between paying to fuck some whore and wining and dining some bitch just to fuck her?

Volcel? Is that damage control for incel? Lol no dude. You're the very thing you make fun of.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting love and intimacy but you also can’t be a beta doormat and expect the perfect girl to just fall into your lap like in animu.

Sorry that's not how women operate in 2020. Get real.

>getting dick sucked through a condom
major league yiking

Your wife is a long term prostitute basically.

If prostitution was legal and regulated, women would lose their shit.

If I went to prostitutes I’d just pay for fucking. A BJ just seems like a waste of money.

Prost-expert here and titjobs are the GOAT

less risk of disease i think

But it is in many European countries, particularly Germany.

Last one. Gave up after I spent weeks building the courage to ask a co-worker out and she said she didn't even know who I was. Fuck women. Would honestly keep walking if I saw one being raped

European girls arent as fat and jealous as the landwhales in murka or the uggos from any other shitholes

it's an affront to your manhood.
except that she's glad to have chads' genes in her children.

my boys, time flies when you're having rum. When you're sailing under the black flag and you're firing all your guns

No, I've genuinely turned several down girls since then. You don't have to believe me if you don't want to, but I'm not making fun of the incels and virgins here either. Just breaking their >muh cheesy romance with virgin gf dreams, because that's not how it works.

If you try to build a relationship in your twenties with no idea how to fuck, you'll get burnt badly.

>meets girl
>"hi"
>"hi"
>cut to them fucking the shit out of each other

literally happens to me every time i'm at da klubb

You have no idea how trash dudes are at fucking which quite often actually turns lots of girls "bi" (read: 90% GAAAY)

Tell a girl you've got ED and watch how fast she'll disassociate with you

Dude you're the loser who the other day totally sperged at me for telling nightclub stories and now you gonna larp as me just like that?

I've had ED with a girl
Its all nerves and in my case I got my dick sucked back to hard no problem
Sucks to be you dude

Yup. Incels are oblivious to this.

Pretty much what happened with my gf
We worked together for a little bit before, but we almost never interacted, then someone told me she likes me, we started talking a little bit, fucked, now dating
I regret it immensely

How I spent my 20s

>tfw i'm the only guy my gf has ever slept with
Better luck next time, virgins

I’d imagine most high traffic boards consist of primarily college age guys. If you missed out on teen love in middle school/high school, you need to stop dreaming of pure virgin love. It’s not going to happen for you and the sooner you realize this the better off you’ll be.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARENT THINGS HANDED TO ME

user...

Where the fuck are you guys getting this idea of pure virgin love from? This thread is about the stupidity of immediately springing into a relationship with someone, not about some fantasy

>trying to blackpill romantics this hard

You will fail.

This is a regular offtopic thread, dont shit ur pants virgin

Stop with your “pill” bullshit. There’s romantic and then there’s delusion.

>man and woman on opposite sides of the planet who have never met before
>smash cut to them fucking like rabbits

>romantics
kek you want some romance? this one time I saw a chick who had half her ass sticking out of a ridiculous miniskirt and a thong on top of that too
so I ask her if shes a romantic

were fucking 30mins later

what's romantic then? getting high and fucking some girl you just met?

Not at all evidently.

yeah im thinking this guy FUCKS

>muh romantics
Sweet ignorance.

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Most virgins here are probably just low self esteem shy guys that don’t really try with girls but desperately hope an attractive girl will take an interest in them and do all the work like they’ve seen in movies.

Thats romantic af nigga

That's exactly how user ends up as an incel in his twenties. And IF he somehow builds up courage to ask some uggo out and doesn't fuck up the date, she'll ghost him after he's exposed as a virgin with zero dick game.

>I only date x or y
This is the standard response to avoid saying I don't find you attractive at all and want nothing to do with you romantically

If you cant google that girls like their pusy slapped around and get fucked doggy, you deserve to have rumors spread about you

Can women smell virginity, Yea Forums? For some reason, girls refuse to interact with me unless required. I dress normal, I shower regularly, I don't act autistic in public. I suppose I'm below average in looks but is that really enough? Even if I start the conversation they just wave me off with quick, to the point responses.

We got a regular Don Juan ovah here.

Don't know about you, but my first time was awkward as fuck even with extensive porn knowledge. Good thing we were both high school vigins because pulling that off in my twenties after "romancing" her would be humiliating.

how did you fuck up?

I just broke up with a girl because she became totally non affectionate. Life isn’t always happy with people who do have broads

>got blasted and MDMA and ketamine this weekend
>lose all inhibition
>tell some girls I know to send me tit pics
>turns out her mom is drying in the hospital and some shit and she got all butthurt

Can the situation be salvaged?

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Being in love is like being under the influence. It really fucks you up. Even years going on. I wish I could fall in love again or make people fall in love with me still. I used to be charming :(

I have a manlet friend who out games me all the time because he’s super charismatic. I’m better looking and tall, that should tell you that height preferences and “chad” looks are a total meme

You're not a 9 or 10 bud. That's what's wrong.

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Who cares, you learned a good lesson. True confidence really is just completely letting go of your fears about rejection or judgement.

People shouldn't see themselves as animals. I'd rather have a relationship that lasts rather then going away after I bust.

In their 20s people have awkward first fucks too just so you know. First time being trash is an all ages thing nothing to do with experience

>the ugly friend who "slays" story
Personally only ever read about these mystery niggas, never seent one irl

Came too quickly. Rubbed her just slightly off clit because it didn't look like porn vaginas. Told her I love her because of the insane dopamine rush after first fuck.

Cringed IRL remembering it just now.

that's right. i took her.

Meh. There a lot of people who dont sex until there 20s. Sex doesn't matter at the end of the day.

Imagine being this much of a faggot LOL

I knew a guy just like that. Short and not in great shape or anything but had success because he could go up and talk to any girl no matter how hot with no fear.

Tell her you were high on molly and offer your condolences lol

Same dude. I hate this shit to.

Lmao same.

yeah just tell her you were on MDMA and Ketamine she'll get it lol

I dated a chef who left me for one of her coworkers, so please go fuck yourself you interoffice pudgy nigger

This is true even the most ardent feminist is a submissive

Nothing "matters" dipshit
You just look like a coping loser when you pass up life experiences and then try to justify it

Women shouldn’t be allowed to have jobs. They’re always thinking “what if I can have better?” stupid whores always leave you for a coworker. We need a patriarchal Rome so dads can just kill their whore daughters and men are to be their best.

How many sex havers are itt? I assume most of you are obsessed neckbeards with a penchant for children. It’s odd to find well adjusted people in Yea Forums lest you know them in real life, which is how i was introduced to this addictive shit hole

Yeah I'm 6'4" 210lbs with low bf and he pulled chicks away from me everytime we went out. Even when we both went home with a girl he usually ended up having a thresome with then 3 while they kicked me out. Not even joking, this happened twice, and I have a 9"cock to which they saw. Something is seriously fucked up with my face or personality, probably both.

you sound like a nice guy

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I’ve fucked call girls, it’s great if you pick the right girl, her not knowing your name is an asset not a bad thing. Get on it, I might do it this week and I’m not a virgin

One time I was at party in high school and some Latina thots walks into the room and I start talking to her. Next thing that happens is that she told me she was horny and we went into the bathroom and started making out. I was plastered drunk and said to her this was my first time, so she tells me her first time was with her uncle when she got raped and I nope the fuck out there.

I know I made the right decision. It doesn't matter

You faggot

In what way was that the right decision?

Kek

You actually don’t have to wear a condominium for blow jobs, hookers give amazing ones. Last time I saw my go to girl she just sucked my Dick all night because I didn’t feel like wrapping my dick in plastic and fucking pussy with no feeling was better. Try it, nothing you’ll get from the mouth is worse than a z pack

This is the only dating advice I have ever read on here worth a fuck.

Correct decision user, dont listen to the haters
t. uncle

Imagine not knowing how to eat pussy and follow rhythm

Can I get a smooth protag kino recommendation

>giving up their bodies

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is that.....

>eating pussy
*pukes*

women love it, fag

based

Or ugly just short and super charismatic m. Blows good looking and reserved out the water just to let you know

Imagine turning down every broad who has been raped by a relative

See I knew you were gonna simp it for the "womans pleasure" ya throat cancer victim
Thing is, the fingerblast gang knows that with the thumb on the clit and 2 fingers in the slit moving horizontally to slap that gspot, the girl will come just as hard if not harder
Enjoy drinking bits of aborted fetuses

>being this gay

Never seen it irl sorry dude. Manlets are the bottom of the pile

So? I fuck for my pleasure, not her's.

Vertically*

This might be the most depressing thread I have ever been in
And I used to regularly post on r9k

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I’m drunk and phone posting he’s a hood looking manlet

She would’ve told people he raped her

I seriously can’t believe I’ll never have sex

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All those "marriage material ladies" are just used up sluts Chad ignore

Then you literally never go out then. I'm 6'4" and literally almost every girl with a bf is shorter than me and most are shorter than her.

>no sex
>no digits
poor guy

*snigger*

>26 years old and have never had sex or a gf

I've known since I was born I was destined to die alone
Autist with speech problems
Constantly bullies by everyone
I thought if I just focused on my schoolwork I'd make something of myself
Spent all my time in college studying
Never attended a single party
Never spent any time with another person
Now I've got a college degree working a blur collar job so I can pay off the student loans I got trying to get my education
Meanwhile Chad and Stacy who spent college drinking and fucking all got fancy jobs
Fuck everything

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>This larp

Join the club. Had to become an electrician with a biochemistry degree.

>this fucking thread
I remember browsing Arkanine back in 2014... this thread feels like a nostalgia trip

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It's happened to me to before user.

>he fell for the study hard meme
If you got bullied as a kid, it's pretty much over. You're marked as inferior incel for the rest of your life, normies can smell that stuff.
I'm the same

dad is taking me to the doctor because i went on an incel rant on the weekend. 27 khv

Jannies posting their larpfic ITT I see

Haha ok dude Im sure youre the next level manlet slayer

Yeah I know, Hollywood, right?

CAN I GET A KINO RECOMMENDATION WITH A SMOOTH PROTAG SLAYER

Good luck bro

Don Jon

>t. fronting betas
This is how you think when you don't get to choose who you fuck. These faggots just take whatever landwhales they can get and now they think they're gigachads after having sex once.

>h-haha I'll save myself for qt pure tradpilled gf she'll sure appreciate my weak virgin dick and creepy incel manners haha
Get real, incel

>buzzword
>buzzword
>do y to be x buzzword
Dilate tr00n

Projection, your Honor!

You know I'm right though, seething won't get you laid

That's what the virgins ITT unironically believe in. Just let them enjoy the kick in the teeth when they find out the truth.

NOOOO NOT MY VIRGINERINOO NOOO

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threads done, angry virgins finally overthrew it
anyone want some tips on how to fuck hot babes you can find me in the la familia general

salud

>Heh, I bet you didn't expect me to be snide with another buzzword
Spa

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>he spent two hours in /incel/ general
Pfffttt hahaha

>if it costs more to get into their pants than to buy your own pair, move on
Truly retarded. Incredible

>it`s not because it didin´t hapened to me
fuck off fucking faggot, nobody cares why you are a fucking disgraced cuck

He's right though. I pick up all my girls from parties. Imagine wasting money dating a girl when you can just fuck them for free.

Say something unique so I know you aren't a bot
If you don't then no more (you)'s for you

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Ooogoo boogoo poopoo pee pee jajajajaj

Then you have shit taste in women lol

You're the bot though. Incels are barely human, just automated targets for bullying.

How was that about the father and the faggit son shit I can't remember

me 2 bud you just need to not give a shit anymore, I direct all my fury into running my own business now

Imagine putting this much effort into cuckposting Go back to r/AsianMasculinity Chang

>wanting to have sex with a female
faggots

nothing wrong with that. everyone has their preference. white guys love asians girls and nobody cares. there are so many fishes in the sea dude.

>white guys love asians girls and nobody care.
Weak bait mate, try harder.

are you implying otherwise? I've never saw a person caring about this. Know a lot of WMAF couples personally.

Twitter
Instagram
Facebook
Any social media.
Look in to it. You'll be shocked. Women fucking HATE it.

>haven't spoken to a girl my age since high school
what about you, lads?

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The only person I've spoken to socially in 6 years is my mom. Otherwise just cashiers, clerks and shit.

>r/AsianMasculinity
Kek it's a real thing

Last one
I gave up when I was 16

Last one I guess. I just stopped caring after a while, now I don't feel any drive to do anything with relationships, so I just focus on learning what I can and my hobbies.

>knew my wife for about 4 years before we were married
>we never said "yo lets gets together" we just hung out (and fucked later) untill people just started saying we were a thing
>a years later we are living together
>married another year later, we have already been doing the provide/housewife routine for two years already beforehand
>we have developed our own internal language of references, in jokes and vauge noises
>planning on a rental house in june and kid in August

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How many studies showing the happiness of married people do I need to show to convince you?

It always seemed like the desire no one could scold you for having either
Like it's the ultimate good. The purpose of life.
And we fucked it up

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I'm in this situation right now. Been talking to 3 women on dating sites and asked one of them out and she said yes, but I left her on read.
I want to fuck again but I just don't want to go through the effort at the moment to be honest.

nice larp chang

Are you all underage?

No, I was born in 2001

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That's me

>people born in 2002 are now old enough to use this site

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>tfw ricecel manlet mentally ill neet
I’m never getting laid bros....

Go to Thailand and get a prostitute. Don't be an Elliot/Azntiger and you should be fine

>have ADHD and Asperger's
>parents divorced in middle school
>developed social anxiety in high school
>dropped out of college because I couldn't finish my classes
>don't know how to socialize with people
>23 and working a job that will go nowhere with no way to advance myself besides going back to school
I'm really fucked

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>ugly insecure loser with a shit job
>wealthy, successful heavenly blessed beauty falls in love with him

if only

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>I seriously cannot fathom having sex

yeah

>Time flies when you're a faggot

Based boomer

Me too, fuck if that isn’t the absolute truth you just said.