Why did Robin Hood not wear any pants?

Why did Robin Hood not wear any pants?

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To show off his dong

robin is in the right though
nick is stepping in dogshit with his bare feet meanwhile you'd need a strong breeze or a short height to have an issue with robin

They’re both the same species. Wouldn’t they be the same height? Why is nick such a manlet in this crossover?

manlet cope

Robin is a total chad though.

*gestures at Yao Ming and Danny Devito*
Erm... You were saying?

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
They don't say shit about pants.

It's an optical illusion created when somebody who is 5'9'' stands next to somebody who is 6'1''

It's a tunic that goes past his groin, a human wouldn't wear it with pants. It's worn with tights.

The whole furry thing aside, that Robin Hood movie was the golden age of animated films.

Because he's always ready to fuck, clearly

Why does Goofy have intelligence and act like a human being while Pluto is a typical dog

They make it a point in Zootopia to keep the size proportions between different species realistic. Haven't seen Robin Hood but in most anthro cartoons everyone tends to be "human sized."

Pluto is less developed, like a monkey is to a human

God fucking damn why does this film make me hard as a rock

there are little rats in Robin Hood
it's really a superior movie, you should watch it

Beast-people like Goofy, Micky, Pete, etc have lost large areas of hair on their face and occasionally necks and bellies, they're also fully bipedal.

English Longbowmen used to wear long tunics instead of pants so they could shit while still in formation firing

>"It's called a tunic and it's fashion!"

fascinating

Because he wears a tunic. Ain't you ever played a fucking Zelda game before?

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why would he?