It's a big strong man in need of rescuing!

>It's a big strong man in need of rescuing!

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>It's a big strong SNEEDO in needs of CHUCKING

WTF is this real?

This movie is so bad that its good.

>"I'm leaving my game, fuck the moral of the 1st movie."
>That makes me sa----"YOU'RE INSECURE RALPH"
>"Let me give you some life advice kid, ending your relationships makes them even stronger."
>I just want something to make her car a little slo----"YOU FUCKING ATOM BOMBED THE PLANET RALPH"
>Oh we can talk on phones and move from game/internet/phone/etc. to another with no penalty, so the entire story is irrelevant.

no

and yet it STILL made more money than you can count.

Losing the war

I'm really confused as to why all that elaborate shit needed to happen just to stop him from falling.

so they can show off their skills really.

who was that red headed girl in the water?

jesus this is so bad

What war? Commercial vs even more commercial?

Actually the SEC is winning the war
marketwatch.com/story/disney-whistleblower-told-sec-the-company-inflated-revenue-for-years-2019-08-19

War of the Woke

The enormous merman

So less commercial vs increasingly commercial?

>first movie is great. Memorable, well written characters
>clear story, themes, morals and lessons
>Kickass villain or maybe I'm biased because I liked the bug design
>Second one just FUCKS everything the first did for a 2 hour disney commercial
>adds a bunch of obligatory woke shit about sex roles and shit, that the first movie did a lot better with the army lady and felix
Has a movie ever been so badly cucked by it's sequel before?

neverending story?

>man needs rescuing
>it takes a dozen women to do it
I'm fine with that message.

Elsa coulda just rescued him by herself though?

How about Jasmine with the flying carpet.
Or just the flying carpet.

They have a hive mentality. They're like ants.

atleast we still have videogames

SJW GAMES THAT BOMBED:
>BattleFieldV
>Mirrors Edge Catalyst
>Wolfenstein 2
>Wolfenstein young lesbians
>Mafia 3
>Watch Dogs 2
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Lawbreakers
>Sunset
>Revolution 60
>Depression quest
>far cry rage 2
>life is strange 2

SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL
>Mortal kombat 11

>ANTI SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL
>Tekken 7
>Kingdom come deliverance
>Rinworld

L*wbreakers oh no no no no ha ha ha

This really has nothing to do with donkey kong now. Not even the roundabout king kong references.

woah... this is the new age...

They whitewashed Ariel.

What does Ariel's shirt say?

Dumb shit.

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I'm a big strong man in need of rescuing.

Many Disney films with direct to video sequels.

Which is sad since some of them did barely more than stand there.

>dinglehoppers
Is that when you're fucking a chick in the ass and you get her dingleberries in your pubes?

From what?