I'm just gonna it, Yea Forums: the Olympics are the WORST time of the year for people like us
>you're too old/fat/ugly/untrained to ever take part in the wild olympic village breeding orgies with fit young 10/10s between the ages of 17 and 24 >you'll never lie in a pile of sweaty bedsheets, surrounded by horny 18yr old top instagram model tier girls who act all nice on camera but turn into wild fucking sex tigers once the competitions of the day are done and the tv crews are gone >you'll never be sandwiched between an 18yr old swedish 100m sprinter and a 21yr old italian spear thrower or some shit, their sweaty bodies grinding against you with one pushing her tongue down your throat and giggling while she french kisses you to cloud nine while the other is spasming and moaning in italian because you just pumped your seed into her fertile fit young womb for the 2nd time this evening >you'll never wink at each other at the breakfast buffet the next morning to signal them that after the day's events, it's gonna be the same condomless breeding rampage full of sweat, body fluids, hot teenager pheromones and a total lack of condoms all over again this evening
this is bad even for shitposting standards. If it's you whom you're going to blame for what went wrong in your life then why you're posting about it on the internet?
My parents never told me to lift and eat healthy during the years where you can plausibly gain 25-50 lbs of muscle per year. By the time I realized the benefits of those activities it was too late.
Colton Adams
They fuck after they’re done with the events.
Jacob Gutierrez
>tfw hot spanish girl showed me her vaginal
It was really nice too. I wish I could have done the sex with her.
Mason Martin
m8 if you wanna get into the Olympics just do curling You can be a fat fuck and still be elite
Robert Campbell
Move to Spain.
Angel Hill
takes a lot of time, a 40 year old curler is at the top of their game with 30 years experience some former nfl guys set up a team and went to american qualifying, they lost every game
also some fat curler isn't going to be pulling some 20 year old speed skater
Nolan Hill
lol it's not too late, that's just cope
Nathan James
curling girls are qt3.14s though
Juan Perry
don't listen to him it's already over
Ayden Wright
whats the secret stupid swede in already in spain
Sebastian Adams
I'm not sure. I was memeing pretty hard to start with but she seemed to like it. Then she started showing me her sexy body. Shit was cash.
Isaiah Foster
Go to espanha
Nathaniel Ramirez
move out of scatalonia
Thomas Brooks
dear lord
Ryder Bell
Post 5 olympians who were untrained before age 20.
Luis Morales
that tonga guy who does nordic skiing with some south americans liz swaney
I'd pay unholy amounts of money for some of those sextapes with these 10/10s. But the truth is that there are no sex tapes with women like that. Think about it. 30 years of mainstream internet and we have yet to see leaked sextapes of highest tier pro athlete women; because the only way to get there is to not be a degenerate like that. Kinda based but also sad for coomers like me.
This is the most pathetic thing I've read here in a long while
Joshua Brooks
Olympics is fun to watch, just disappointing their events are semi fixed through anti doping measures. I.e. thorough testing for athletes who couldn't pay the bribes, no or limited testing for the one supposed to win.
