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Adrian Watson
Michael Myers
Bitch-made Embiitch
Aiden Taylor
bucks in 8 and heat in 6
John Young
Henry Bennett
>hockey
>get cross checked in the face
>face broken
>it's the playoffs
>put a mask on
>don't miss a game
embiitch
Carson Robinson
whats the word on markief morris
Carter Martin
>He continues to cite a high 3pt% as the only change between game 1 and 2
>He continues to pretend the shooting from game 1 and 2 is perfectly normal as well, despite it being well below the norm
Why can't people just admit that Embiid's presence completely changed the way Miami played for the worse?
Robert Harris
Marcus Smart
Christopher Reyes
Did he play with a concussion? If yes, please provide proof that he failed concussion protocol and still played.
Lucas Rivera
buck broken
Luis Hall
because that would mean praising philadelphia and the process
Matthew Parker
James Harden is now 4th all-time career NBA playoff games played without a championship
Grayson Adams
>Go nuts from three at the LA fitness court today
>black dudes going crazy and calling me Luka
Feels based, man
Adam Peterson
Dominic Kelly
Official fraud list;
Embiid, Harden, Butler, Bam, Giannis, Drew Holiday, Curry, Drayboon, Ja, Doncuck, Shooker, Child Porn the Third
Official DAWGS list;
Tatum, Brown
Nicholas Sanchez
>Willingly admitting that James Harden is one of the game's greatest players of all time just to own him
lmao
Adam Carter
>shoot 90% from 3
embiitch didn't do shit other than lay some bricks
>embiitch had a headache
poo-sae
Jace Price
Yet
Cooper Smith
That’s weird because Luka is shit from 3 and a bad player
Parker Sullivan
Where does westbrook rank in this
Caleb Thompson
t.Bill Simmons
Colton Johnson
that's racist
Jayden Allen
>Simmons isn’t a daw-
Isaiah Morris
>He still doesn't know a thing from basketball
l to the mao
Adam Walker
Who is ranked higher, Karl Malone or Chris Paul?
Gavin Bailey
why is marcus smart coming back from a self-inflicted injury due to flopping make him a hardnosed defender worthy of his dpoy award but embiid coming back from a dirty cheapshot to the head make him a soft pussy unworthy of any individual recognition, let alone an mvp award?
Asher Reed
Westbrook is our guy
Leo Roberts
Real hoopers don’t care bro. You think we calculating EFG% and VORP?
Sebastian Perry
Top 10 all-time career NBA playoff games played without a championship
Karl Malone (193)
John Stockton (182)
Sam Perkins (167)
James Harden (146)
Kyle Korver (145)
Reggie Miller (144)
Charles Oakley (144)
Derrick McKey (142)
Clifford Robinson (141)
Jeff Hornacek (140)
Benjamin Williams
Because embitch has always been a soft pussy
Andrew Martin
Behold, the 10 worst players in NBA history.
Carter Brown
i need a girl like this..
Cooper Garcia
if he's a soft pussy why did he come back to play after being down 0-2?
Carson Rodriguez
[spoiler]Charles Barkley had 123 games.[/spoiler]
Liam Cox
The better question is what do the Heat do? Adebayo can't get an easy 20+ in the paint now that Embiid is back. Who's gonna get that extra 20 that they need? Oladipo?
Samuel Murphy
Wizards!
Caleb Jackson
duncan robinson?
Nathan Sanders
Because him and Larden are homosexual lovers and Embiid knew harden wouldn’t get a super max if he got swept but now they can just blame it on embiids injury
James Sullivan
50 win season next year book it
Dominic James
>make him a soft pussy unworthy of any
individual recognition, let alone an mvp award?
No one thinks hes a soft pussy for this since he's been playing through some shit (torn meniscus last year , thumb, orbital fracture) they think he's a pussy for trying to ref bait despite being 7 foot 300 pounds
Jace Lewis
>He's spewing homoerotic fanfiction
Elijah Jackson
Simmons will ring a ring before Embiid. Make of that what you will
Jackson Bennett
interesting. of all the answers you could've given you came up with gay sex between two black men.
was he baiting refball when siakam elbowed him in the face? it didn't work because they called a foul on embiid. joel only foul baits because he has to make it painstakingly obvious that a foul has occurred or else the refs just let players smash the fuck out of him until he gets injured.
Tyler Gutierrez
yeah that's silly, we know harden and morey are actually the lovers
Henry Cox
book gotta get his weight up fr fr
Grayson Cox
this is much more feasible
Ethan Edwards
>dirt cheapshot
>literally just going up for the basket and person behind him got wacked
your pussiness shows
Alexander Scott
KWAB
Gavin Brown
Why did they have to bully him like that
Dominic Turner
because the NBA hates the process despite allowing half of its teams to just tank for picks and bench their superstars with impunity
Bentley Jones
demoralization is a great tactic against fraudulent players
Josiah Martinez
Make no mistake. Chris Paul and Devin Booker's team are the villains this year.
Cameron Adams
he pushed brunson before that
Michael Phillips
It’s quite obvious at this stage that Tatum is the underdog protagonist of this playoff run. bro is the Naruto. suns are the neji. tatum finna uppercut Booker and KTFO him in the finals
Adrian Hernandez
Nathaniel Sanders
Does he still get a ring if he plays zero games the entire year?
Gabriel White
they pay him in fortnite bux and NFTs
Jackson Lee
booker did some hoe shit earlier, see webm
William Anderson
He's agile, unlike Doncic who's too fat to play defense
Justin Perez
That guy seems alright.
I agree with his opinion and everything about him.
Henry Clark
Chris Paul and Harden will never win a ring. Save this post and give me a call in 5 years. I'll probably still be here with you fellow losers.
Angel Evans
He’s linking up with his klutch brothers soon and we bout to cook up another pandemic wave to get back into the bubble
Eli Watson
>playing defense in the NBA
NGMI
Christopher Roberts
naruto was only an outward underdog in that fight he was more innately talented (both lineage and broken chakra battery in his fuckin stomach) and neji was gimped by his bullshit main branch family
Ryan Jenkins
scorching hot take, you want a sticker?
Aaron Cox
based just get buckets
defense = virginal
passing = nerd shit
rebounding = gay
Asher Allen
Duncan Robinson?
Hudson Cook
Magic Johnson didn't play defense and nobody has a problem with that
Carson Jenkins
lakers have the refs to play defense for them, not everyone can just cruise
Jeremiah Johnson
Stockton and Malone confirmed megafrauds
Noah Phillips
you want defense go sign Ben Wallace
Ian Sullivan
You have a mental disease
Gavin Bailey
kwab
Chase Morris
needs a fighting game special attack explosion
Jose Bailey
thread is moving so slow everyone will know I'm gay
Caleb Howard
Yeah let's see how far that goes
James Taylor
Magic was 6'9 so he had the same impact as a try hard manlet on D.