Picks up the sport at 16

You have no clue what it takes to be a tackle. Especially left tackle which almost always the most important part of the line.
rent free

He looks like an esports professional

Lol it took him a few years, obviously isn't very hard

kek

Kek

>be a giga nigga
>stop the other giga nigga from coming through your line

Damn all those fat islanders in the western suburbs of Sydney are actaully elite athletes in america. lmao.

>handegg
>be fat
>win

>apehoop
>be tall
>win

kek
>be failed rugby league coconut
>pumping zinger box meals
>dominate ufc and nfl

Stop man run

I do, a close friend of mine's cousin was a pro bowl left tackle in the NFL for over 10 years. He only played 1yr in high-school and said that the coaching he received in college freshman year and skills training was all he needed bc he was born with the most important part, the size and stature

Wilder started boxing in his 20s and he is the best boxer in the world now that fury retired

What are some things it takes longer to do than pick up American football for the first time and make it to the NFL?

Complete a degree in sociology
Become a US president and win a 2nd election
Serve a US jail term for armed robbery
Raise a newborn foal into an adult horse
Cobalt-60 to reach half life
Move to the UK and obtain citizenship

90% of samoans are morbidly obese

Cobalt 60 is a major concern at my job

Most people would guess blacks are the most over represented ethnic group in the NFL, but Pacific Islanders are the most over represented ethnic group. Those dudes are made for football.

>picks up the sport at 16
>makes it to the NFL
>gets kicked out before the end of the first season for being complete shit

FTFY

Still made it, would never happen in Futebol.

>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

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also, any type of line coaching pre-college is a waste.

IMAGINE if Americans cared about s*ccer.........

kek why do amerisharts always recite these retarded measurements whenever they get the chance, almost as if their sports are all physicality no technique

Yeah the "technique" of flopping and crying on the pitch

what you on about OP he's been training all his life to become a fat fuck

Size and stature are extremely important, but if you're not also really athletic you're not going to make it as a lineman in the NFL. You need footwork, agility, and speed to go with the size. Plenty of huge dudes can get away with not being great athletes in high school football and to a much lesser extent college. The NFL only has something like ~600 linemen. That's a very limited number of spots and there's a lot more filtering criteria than just being huge.

better than crying on Yea Forums like you lmaooo

You would literally shit your pants if you saw oline and dline go at it from up close. People see the stats and think any fat slob can do this but then when you see them up close you realize these big bastards are more athletic then your local roid manlet. Same goes for the lank lords in the nba. Your local tall guy in your community is probably an uncoordinated doofus but you watch these nba guys up close you realize they move better than the most athletic guy you know (probably a manlet).

Most esports professionals are 5'6" and weigh 120 lbs

>NFL: Be huge
>NBA: Be tall
>MLB: Be puerto rican
is there any skill in american sports or do they just like watching the blackest dudes

it is funny you're making this argument in a thread about a guy who didnt play the sport at all as a kid

he's a big guy

Hockey is the white sport

hockey isn't an american sport, its canadians and russians

canadian team hasnt won the NHL championship since 1993. id say its american

A stone is 14lbs in bong measurements

I'm not disagreeing with you there. My point was just how much athletic skill is needed and how much of a genetic outlier you need to be to play at this level. Even the bench riders are genetic freaks with athletic skill.

You're right though. Plenty of dumbasses get drafted to the nfl but never make it to the upper echelon or washout completely because they don't have the skills to stay in the nfl. But the game is getting more technical and strategic so you need a big brain to be the complete package.

Over half of the nhl players are canadian. All teams are canadian.

This dude was already playing a similar sport with translatable skills, to the point that their full names are both variations of football. It didn’t just come out of nowhere.

>checks the last winner
yeah nah

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>you need a big brain
HAHAHHAHA, football is infinitely more technical and strategic than handegg and yet most players are complete retards

>Be big giant fat cunt
>Stand in a line
>Barge into anyone who runs at you

Impressive atholeets one and all

the average IQ of an NFL wide receiver is 85. That is borderline retarded.

so the americans steal the leafs best players and win with them? how is that different to our league taking foreign players and winning things with them

>>>Athletic
>>>Athletic

Americans love "athetic" dont they. Any fat slob in gym shorts is athletic to them

because the NHL is called the National Hockey League, that nation is canada

>..."to make it to the upper echelon"

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i read it and your post was still abhorrent

It’s only for o-line, you just need to be big. Bonus if you’re somewhat mobile

Check out the combine for linemen. They weight twice as much as your skinny fatass and can beat you in a 40 yard dash.

>any fat slob in gym shorts is athletic to them
>any fat slob in a black hoodie is athletic to them
ftfy

I'll agree with you that people get tricked by fat "power lifters" builds wearing giant black sweat shirts and sweat pants, but lets not conflate those dough elementals with the best atheltic big men in the nfl. Those 600 linemen are beasts.

>NFL wide receivers
>not the upper echelon
your IQ is also 85

based
powerlift plebs btfo

they should have a sport where its basically just offensive and defensive lines going at each other like a 4 on 4 sumo match

>is a gay homosexual your entire life
>makes it to professional soccer

lol, its actually insane how much non heterosexualness is involved in this sport

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>open NFL thread made by a foreigner
>tons of seething
>close the thread

Wouldnt the O-line just pancake the d-line 9 out of 10 times since theres no qb to chase

Bongs check this out: how can you deny the athleticism of this defensive lineman? He's so explosive his penis fell out.

youtube.com/watch?v=1rgsJAn5nXY

Embiid did the same in NBA. American sports are like "just be tall lmao", "just be fat lmao"

>

If all it takes to make it in the NFL is to be a fatass, then what are you doing here instead of going pro?

seething fatty

depends on the position. thank you for your informed participation in the discussion.

Idk why mutts bring up athleticism. There are plenty of shorter and lighter people more athletic. They are filtered out because their hard physical attributed aren’t up to par
American sports seem to rate physical attributes much more than skill

>there's only one way to be athletic

gjge

would you rather watch little gymnast dudes run into each other full speed or cornfed midwestern freak shows