/heem/

3 weeks in a row I don't watch UFC. might or not tune in for the Charles fight. so long guys I've turned into a normie

>Outcome: Failure
How you gonna lose a war against birds. Australia is literally so gay

>heem always shit on wmma
>box also always shit on wbox
Literally nobody likes you.

Hasbulla v. Koksal when?

The most based man in existence

Never gonna happen
Hasbullah is ducking everyone he's a little bitch

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Thought you boys were dead ngl

>HOLY HECKIN FUCKIN MOLEY HE LOK LIKE MALCUM X

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Would you rather be a giant robot with a normal sized man inside your ass controlling you with wires and levers or a normal sized robot with a tiny man inside your ass controlling you in the same fashion?

Pathetic.

Tell us more about your past and future entertainment consumption habits

>khabib: if you have no fire in you, you should retired

Just took a HUGE The Gringo Papi in the Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

pressed

>go ahead user, touch them, it's ok

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I'd rather be in a world with no Brazilians.

WOAH IS THIS REAL

this woman is a lamia

Ricci also lets children grope her

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She would be a 9 if she had a penis

how are things in russia

i hear general mobilization might be announced may 9th, any worry you might be conscripted

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>tfw you realize just how slow /box/ threads are

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Is this real?

>Me: No i do not want to touch your tiny breast Joanna.

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how were the figths?

who cares as long as he takes our pics

Idk I don't watch UFC or any fighting sports, I just lurk in /heem/

I would

I started doing biochem hw

Mogged by BKFC as usual

What fights?

A solid ok out of fine.

>5 minutes later

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only fans? She needs to eat some more

Thawlts on this beast of a matchup? Who wins better Krispy Kattar and the orc from Lord of the Rings?

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>went to pool hall Friday night and got blackout drunk
>woke up this morning hungover as fuck
>cousin wants to go for a hike
>decide to go
>forgot there were any fights going on
>come to heem.com to check
Apparently BKFC won the story

main event: frankenstein vs dr. jekyll n hyde

Kattar very very VERY easily
A tital missmatch

emmett is flushed.

Kattar will jab him up as Emmett loads up on his overhand right for 5 straight rounds

>Orbital shit
>Addicted to opiates from recovery and for the pain
>Eating soup through a straw for a while.
The only outcome
It's really over... Ref should have stopped it at the 4th rd heem

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emmett only needs one though

Why can’t /heem/chads and /box/bros unite

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Kattar is a technical master but Emmett only needs One. It’s a tough call

His head belongs beneath my boot. Would be like stepping on a cherry tomato.

kattar can wrassle too

As soon as all 5 /box/ posters admit their sport's been dead for years.

Oh fer sure b
El pillowfist Goblino is gonna heem Kattar who has never been heemed

I missed the card rewatching Gringo Papi.

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>but he neva ben nock out befo!!

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>dinosaurs

>Sweet Chin Musics you

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Well you know what they say about wrestlers

Why is there only one white male UFC fighter? Snow roaches explain yourselves.

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frankie beats ortega, hes never been finished

I have half of it memorized, pure genius

It’s called a Superkick, casual

>fighter
Lol, I meant champion.

Concession accepted

/heem/ is literally the CrossFit of fighting

Usman, Ngannou, and Adesanya are all jacked Taiwanese boys retard. They're just a little tanned.

I dunno why but I really dislike Chito Vera. He has the same cunty, chip-on-his-shoulder attitutde as Luke Rockhold.

So I shan't watch any card he's on.

Emmet gets reachbullied for 5 rounds. Kattar starts coasting around round 3 and makes it boring as shit

Boring fighters redditors pretend are interesting:

Whittaker
Gane
Luque
Jose Aldo
Calvin Kattar

Meerschaertbrehs....

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Usman is honorary white. In that he is a family man, with absolutely 0 personality.

Concession means cock so Slovenia just said he accepts my cock

Describing your cock as a concession is a story loss b

>mfw the auditorium doors are chained up and I reenter the thread

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Who has a bigger cock Joe or Dana?

jotko is unwatchable-tier, glad pereira ducked him openly

Does chito have the best chin in UFC history? Wtf

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dana is a lot less insecure than rogan so probably him

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Thoughts?

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Had to turn off the heems mid way because my dad died, howed the card go?

>suga was piecing chito up before his leg gave out in a freak accident
>chito just made top 5
Sugabros... looks like we're elite.

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