/heem/

Font would be undefeated if it wasn’t for his shit chin.

This is bordering on harassment b

cheeto bloodied rob font into looking like paulie malignaggi

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So what I learned is that this isn’t a sport. Landing points, shots kicks takedowns doesn’t matter. You can be winning every round and get dropped once and you lost the round. Also looking at the fighters face and not what they’ve done points wise isn’t scoring. This is a sport. Not a brawl. I hope Cheeto loses his next fight for this shit.

bogdanoff-sensei... I failed you...

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so this is cassius clays grandson?

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shan't be taking this bait good effort though

Latinochads... we won again

seethe

How much money did you lose?

If you lose a fight the ref should be allowed to kill you

*drops you at the end of the post*
1-0 me

Yeah the guy who was against race mixing

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It's promotion
Big part of the fight game uce

...

Imagine crying in front of your kids. They will never respect you after that. Might as well just hop on estrogen and cut off your dick because they have two mothers now.

He is easily the best commentator, everyone else fucking sucks and/or has declined heavily. Maybe Felder is tolerable

Fuck Dana

>drops you
>stands over you, occasionally kicking your legs for a minute until the ref stands you up
heh..nothin personnel kid

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APOLOGIZE

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you know exactly what you have to do but youre too much of a faggot, b

Agreed, he needs to lay off the weed

>

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luke is walled

Nothing wrong with shedding a manly tear in front of your potato daughter

>luke isn't hot anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg

KNUUUUUUCK

Thought that fight was great desu
Font seems quite chinny and doesn't seem to have power at that weight class. Very strange, don't know if he'd fare better moving up or if the problem would just be worse.
I think he landed over 150 strikes yet there wasn't a mark on Chito. Impressed by Chito's cardio and his ability to stay in the fight despite consistently getting outlanded

Fun stuff. Some really nice knockdowns. We got any webms? Most of the card was shit but I liked the main

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b you have some issues you need to sort out

lukebros...

135 volk humiliates both of them

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vettori slowly becoming a likeable cunt

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being pillowfisted is a fucking curse. there's literally no point in living if you can't heem. you can outstrike your opponent in every round and still lose 49-46 on damage

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Tonight was the best Cruz has ever been on the mic, I think pairing him up with bisbong was a good idea because he's getting less autistic even though bisbong is unbearable to listen to.

Chinny guys who move up usually get KO'd more imo. Any benefit the extra weight grants to your chin is negated by the fact that the guys you're fighting hit harder

What would you guys rate this card?

Bryce Mitchell beats Khabib.

it's fine you just need a chin

Fontbros en reloj suicida. Suck my dick

the way he says chito is funny. very chicano behaviors from him tonight

Thawlts on my fit?

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Is Font pillowfisted or does he just never commit and sit down on any strike so as to keep it safe?

Sugar heems both those bums .

damn bro he got the whole squad laughing

>37 yrs old
ah, the prime years are over. its time to sail towards the sunset lukebros, it was a fun run

pile in lads

is he transing

My lady wayfu

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I'm tired of pretending that Leto isn't a tranny.

Bros give it to me straight, is gambling a racket?

talm bout diabetes B?

Kek

I wonder how many Font actually landed clean
Vera blocked so many of his strikes with his guard

He deserves an enormous pay raise. He's just as good a the mastermind coaches doing those commentary snippets like trevor wittman.

he wouldn't be able to throw that much if he had power

>missed weight
>no win bonus or performance bonus
>lost 20% or his purse
>knocked down 4 times
>got his ass beat and his face re-arranged
>lost his top five ranking
Brutal night for Font. After taxes and coaches fees, he's probably walking away with only like 40K or less for that ass whoppin'. Meanwhile Chito gets his show and win money, on top of his FOTN bonus as well as Font's bonus (100K total), as well as 20% of Font's purse.
Truly a sport of haves and have nots.

Chito v yan is unironically a real one fight.
Both high guard fighters who lose the first round and are killer in the clinch.
But I wouldnt mind yan or chito v tj while aljo gets smoked by aldo.

Font is on the path of getting permaflushed like Marlon Moraes

>Good evening /heem/

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>lost win bonus
>lost percentage of purse for missing weight
>fought his heart out
>still got fucking mangled
brutal

haha time to watch my pillowfist boy valdez get simulated

LET'S GO KATIE

>Aldo vs aljo
I want this more than tj vs aljo
Imagine the squiggly named pray five times a day ragers when they can't deny Aldo's goat status over khabib if he gets a belt this late in his career

he landed fuck all, everything was on chitos guard. anyone who actually thinks he "outstruck" chito is a fucking moron

Mere Shart bros how did we go?

I thought Hasbulla was Khabib's son for months

FUCK OOOOOOOFFFFFFFF

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Pillowfisted guys tend to have chins eg max
Most chinny guys never get past the ammys or regionals, unless they have so much power they dont get hit eg cody.

No idea how font got this far desu, other than monkey arm jabs.

I think Yan wins that one desu
Font was outlanding Chito for large parts of that fight. I think Yan is better and also better defensively. He also can mix in some grappling if he chooses to, better than Font can anyway

On the flip side maybe Yan does something stupid like not being able to get out of a body triangle again

bogged

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literally all of my picks were wrong
thats worse than random chance

Did we ever get a translation for that?

>13 seconds

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>men can't hit the wal-

Font is fighting like Kattar does against Holloway, both from the same gym and have krazy endurance

looked like a pathetic slow dosser and got peached up and then outgrappled

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desu he probably did outstrike him in pure numbers
for all he missed he probably threw twice as much as Chito so probably landed more. Chito's shots just had way more impact. Official stats are probably wildly inaccurate

>Chito couldn't finish Font
>Katie brutally puts down Serrano
/box/ is laughing at us...

Did rob font win?

Can you compile this, the Giga one and the uhmm other one?

What did Paiva look like after O'Malley?

who?

>Katie brutally puts down Serrano
Who and who?

Oh shit I missed that boxing fight?
I saw some posts about it on some mma news sites
Was it any good? Was it an actually good fight or was it just meme hype?

amanda is making mashed potatos

It wasn't really a couldn't do it, more like he just chose not to so he could act like a fag. No idea who those girls are.

kek I lied it's R3 now

It was a girls boxing match, what do you think?

Worth mentioning that like max, chito has never been dropped.

the only goat status khabib can claim is "penetrated"

Wow that's very deceiving of you
I went to look for the heem and was very confused momentarily

I think you should apologise, that's not on.

Aldo will never live down the shame of the Conor fight. He was literally bullied for months across the entire globe promoting that fight. And then he got finished in record time. Didn't his own wife publicly shit talk him after that? Disgraceful. Meanwhile we all saw what happened when Conor ran the same playbook against the Eagle. Complete opposite outcome. Not my GOAT.

Font look like he just being hit by 3 Farmer trucks

It's possible that I could literally heem nearly half the people in this thread under the right circumstances.

>called heem
>no heeming ever occurs

What's her name again?

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for sure no power bw aldo who gasses after 2 rounds will beat aljo

*heems you*

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You're probably joking but I don't get the people who unironically say stuff like this yet don't seem to bothered that judges don't acknowledge any difference between strikes that blocked and strikes that actually land
Cheetos blocked a lot of Font's strikes, should fights being won by whoever can punch the fastest and most irrespective of the effectiveness of those strikes? The actual problem is that judges aren't consistent in whether they score damage over effective volume anyway

Sorry friend.

based journeyman jobber

under the right circumstances anyone could heem anyone. Except for me of course, I'm /unheemable/.

we are heeming our lives

Aldo got 13 second'ed by a thotmeme fighter tho

autism.

you don't need to
just get started, pussy

slide over