/mlb/ general - Turtleneck edition

TOR: George Springer clubs two solo shots in win
SD: Clevinger will make 2022 debut against Guardians
CIN: Reds designate Aristides Aquino for assignment
SEA: Haniger (ankle) placed on 10-day injured list
BOS: Whitlock will start on Wednesday against Angels
NYY: Aaron Judge out of lineup Saturday against Royals
NYM: Mets activate Taijuan Walker to start vs. Phillies
BOS: J.D. Martinez scratched Saturday against Orioles
MIN: Byron Buxton scratched Saturday with hand issue
SD: Report: Padres discussing Dinelson Lamet trade

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Dadbros I don't feel so good

doyers

>MIN: Byron Buxton scratched Saturday with hand issue
bruh

doyers

Stg Musgrove is the only dude who knows how to attack hitters in the rotation

is the weather going to clear in chicago or are they just going to call it?

why arent they fly helicopters in stationery to make a ceiling over the field when it rain

yankees!

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Doyers also checked

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i'm cursed

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The rain already stopped a bit ago, they're probably getting the field ready

>major league ball with minor league atmosphere
The owners are cheapskates but it's kind of cool.

>NYY: Aaron Judge out of lineup Saturday against Royals
BOONE IS SUCH AN HOMOSSEXUAL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Based A'snon

>Tornado warning in Chicago
GET OHTANI IN SAFETY NOW

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beautiful day, great view. enjoy yourself.

Watch =/= warning, and that has been there all day.

>he thinks boone sets the lineups
cashman has his brain wired to a sentient baseball savant page telling him to rest judge 50 games a year

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tomato tomato

>Risiko for tornado
>for 2 timer siden
Nice language you got there, Danebro.

They're two very different words with very different meanings. One means there are conditions to produce a tornado, the other means there is an active funnel cloud in the vicinity.

thumbnail looks like an anime girl with pigtails

the american league best sends yet another team into the god quad

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mariners vs marlins

smells like shit in here, smells like doyers in here

kek what a stinky bitches

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nedbør: 24%
Luftfugtighed: 81%

Checked
Go Sneks

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>doyers

LGM

>doyers get BTFO by one of the worst teams
>still """better""" than other teams
top kek, stats are a joke

everybody hates mandays

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So The A's are bang average?

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main personal takeaway today: cubes offense is better than I would have thought

so far they've had a very consistent season. very few blowout wins, very few blowout losses, no longer winning or losing streak than 2 at a time

Mandag

Sit the fuck down Bryce. Taiwan Skywalker owns you

I really want that historic Ohtani bobble head

Are skinwalkers real?

>Taiwan Skywalker
What?

Taijuan Walker. Taijuan is pronounced as if you were saying the name of the country/Chinese territory, Taiwan. Skywalker comes from his nickname of "Sky" as in Skywalker from Star Wars.

>Taiwan Skywalker

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visit hegetsus.com for your answer

rent free

>great danish thread
digits recognized

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shut up stinky bitch LMAO

way to go hosmer i always believed in you

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>be doyers
>lose
kek

Angel bros what happened? I just got here.

>Cronenworth
>Machado
>Hosmer
>Kim
Absolutely blessed infield

I wish we could trade Suzuki. Our Suzuki sucks.

>loosing streak over

Feels good Jintsbros

Illinois bros, why do you suck at everything?
t. wisconsinite

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Eric Hosmer redemption arc begins NOW

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Nth for heeming mets fans stiff

Anyone watching the Yankees/Royals game? Carlos Beltran is one of the worst announcers I've ever heard. A random person would have more insightful commentary. How was he almost a MLB manager?

He's a fraud who bangs trash cans

Fellow heemer in MLB thread? Stop by /heem/. It's slow so far.

Angel bros? It's a chance...

who the fuck is deciding the broors challenges? kino how retartedly ballsy they’ve been

How the fuck did they overturn that call in the Rags game? Clearly pulled off the bag

Taylor Ward puts up a fantastic season to go along with Mike Trout's historic 2022 MVP season while previous MVP Shohei Ohtani has another stellar year as the Angels finish 3rd in the division with a 79-83 record.

I'm happy for him but sucks it took him 5 seasons and 3 managers for "flyball = good" to sink in, and right before his opt-out.

Yeah, but how did he almost get that job? He does not sound, uh, how can I put it nicely, knowledgeable.

Haven't been there in forever. It's just race baiting. It's almost as bad as crackstreams in there. I only go to /mlb/

Probably their manager. I mean, look at this batting stance. Is this the stance of a rational man?

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everything ive read about him says hes very intelligent when it comes to baseball, which is why he got the mets job, so ive been surprised at how awful his commentary is. i think he legitimately might be too ESL to get his thoughts out quickly so he just sticks to saying shit like "as a hitter its always a good feeling when you get a hit"

Shut your mouth

the fix is in

GOT HIS ASS

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LMAO WHAT
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A STRIKE

cope

old ump just want to go home and get his tea and biscuits at the retirement home
He doesn't have time for a comeback

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based /heem/ enjoyers

How we doin' gentlemen?

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That's a Julio strike yuuuuhp

What a fucking joke