/epl/- Burnley Staying Up Edition

Southampton Going Down Next Season sub-edition

This weekends fixtures:
Newcastle 0-1 Liverpool
Villa 2-0 Norwich
Southampton 1-2 Crystal Palace
Watford 1-2 Burnley
Wolves 0-3 Brighton
Leeds 0-4 City

>Sunday 1st
Everton - Chelsea (2pm)
Spurs - Leicester (2pm)
West Ham - Arsenal (4:30pm)

>Monday 2nd
Man U - Brentford (8pm)

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>Liverpool are expected to be in the market for a new central midfielder this summer, according to Goal. Borussia Dortmund’s Jude Bellingham and Monaco’s Aurelien Tchouameni are two of the names at the top of the recruitment department’s wishlist. Both have enjoyed outstanding seasons and fit Liverpool’s model of trying to recruit young players with their best years ahead of them.
Always rate Bellingham.

>Real Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti gave a cryptic response to Mauricio Pochettino stating Kylian Mbappe would '100 per cent' stay at Paris Saint-Germain, claiming 'coaches can't tell the whole truth'.

who are they phasing out, Henderson?

Yep.

>and fit Liverpool’s model of trying to recruit young players with their best years ahead of them
are liverpool really that young team wise?

Makes sense for Bellingham at least, dunno much about the other guy

>Erik ten Hag has reportedly demanded he is left alone by Manchester United bosses from 48 hours before each of Ajax's remaining games this season.

>already sick of the idiots in the board and he doesn't even work there yet

Arsewog, fuck off.

They have the 4th oldest average age in the league.

oh hey the schizo is back, you alright m8?

>Swansea lost 5 (FIVE) - 1 (ONE)
Hilarious.

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Chelsea, Spurs and West Ham to win tomorrow.

Sadly that isn't 190. But I remember that year of making memes out of that lad, still got loads saved.

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Burnley played with covid lol

Source?

perfect excuse for the PL to throw them out of the league

This is the real 190.

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weren't they the worst club for skipping matches from it over winter

Wasn't it Leicester that missed the most? Burnley missed a few because other clubs (Tottenham) were using false covid tests to get matches postponed.

Jesus wept

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yes kek

he's gone one of those hentai faces where they're sucking a dick and looks like an anteater. i've said this before lmao.

>Arsewog, fuck off.

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still convinced the 'arsewog' poster is an arsenal fan to make people post more about arsenal. or he's that spurs fan who always gets mad when spurs are mocked to go 'but what about arsenal' lol

If Klopp wins the Quad, is he the greatest manager in the history of the PL? It would make Liverpool the most successful club in England too.

Odd how the thread is already derailed by a simple arsewog post

Why would he be? Why does greatest ever depend purely on this one thing?

I tried to get it back on track. The Arsewog poster is just a shitposter. Should be ignored.

Because nobody has won a Quadruple before? Next year he could go for the Septuple.

obviously

I mean it in a none meme way. I just don't see how anybody can't say a guy with (assumed) x2 PL, x2 CL, x1 FA Cup, x1 LC, x1 CWC in, what, 6 years? Is bad.

Again, why does winning the quadruple make him the best? The argument that no one has done it before isn't enough.

big difference between 'good manager' and 'GOAT' though

Who said he was bad?

See the guy winning the amount he has in the time he has makes him greater than literally everybody bar SAF and that's worth an argument because SAF didn't compete with a doped City and doped Chelsea.

In comparison to the teams and the league situation, winning anything, even a League Cup, is considered an achievement. Only places like Yea Forums don't count it. The fact we're heading for a 2nd all English CL final in 3 years shows how good the PL is, so achieving stuff is worth applause. City are impressive, but £2bn is a lot of money.

>SAF didn't compete with a doped City and doped Chelsea
Genuinely fucking embarrassing trying to have a debate with zoomers when they continue to demonstrate unbearable ignorance like this.

Oh fuck off, I am literally older than you. SAF had over a decade without Chelsea having money pumped in. Klopp came into a situation where City and Chelsea were already full of money.

>for a 2nd all English CL final in 3 years shows how good the PL is
It shows how a few teams at the top are strong, it's not a reflection of how good the PL is at all, given the utter shit that makes up the rest of the league

Exactly. If you're competing with teams in a league that make short work of the best in the continent, then yes, that is a good.

>I am literally older than you.
Quite clearly you fucking are not if you think SAF never competed against doped teams, particularly Chelsea.
One thing SAF did very well was eventually get the better of every team that threatened Man Utd's dominance - Blackburn, Newcastle, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City.

>Manchester City believe manager Pep Guardiola will sign a new deal in the summer, with talks having taken place about extending the Spaniard's stay until 2025. (Sunday Mirror)

Manchester City and Manchester United are interested in signing England midfielder James Ward-Prowse from Southampton, while Arsenal, Newcastle United and Tottenham are monitoring developments concerning the 27-year-old. (Daily Star on Sunday)

>Manchester City and Manchester United are also competing to sign Spain centre-back Pau Torres, 25, from Villarreal. (Todofichajes - in Spanish)

Erik ten Hag, who will leave Ajax to take over as Manchester United manager at the end of the season, wants to sign Feyenoord and Netherlands left-back Tyrell Malacia, 22, for the Old Trafford club. (Sunday Mirror)

>Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke says the club beat Manchester United to the signing of Erling Haaland in December 2019 because they were prepared to put a release clause into the 21-year-old Norway international's contract. (Goal)

Chelsea will look to offer 22-year-old England right-back Reece James, who has been linked with Real Madrid, an improved contract once they have new owners in place. (90 Min)

>Dutch midfielder Frenkie de Jong has been linked with Manchester United but Barcelona boss Xavi says the 24-year-old is "the present and the future" at the Spanish club. (Manchester Evening News)

France forward Ousmane Dembele, 24, has a more lucrative offer from Paris St-Germain than current club Barcelona, but his preference is to stay at the Nou Camp where his contract runs out in the summer. (Sport)

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>Real Madrid will take up a 40m euros (£33.5m) buyback option to sign Spain left-back Sergio Reguilon, 25, from Tottenham. (Todofichajes - in Spanish)

Wolves are open to selling 25-year-old Portugal midfielder Ruben Neves, with the West Midlands club looking to bring in strikers and midfielders to add to their squad. (Sunday Times - subscription required)

>Everton are interested in signing 29-year-old England centre-back James Tarkowski, whose contract at Burnley runs out in the summer, if the Goodison Park club avoid relegation from the Premier League. (Football Insider)

Crystal Palace, Watford and Fulham are monitoring FC Koln's 25-year-old German defender Timo Hubers, who has also been linked with Leeds United. (Football Insider)

>Newcastle United have offered English midfielder Sean Longstaff a four-year contract, with the 24-year-old's current deal running out in the summer. (Sunday Times - subscription required)

AC Milan have agreed a deal with Lille to sign Portugal midfielder Renato Sanches, 24, for about 20m euros (£16.8m) and add-ons worth up to 5m euros. (Football Italia)

>Netherlands defender Sven Botman, 22, has been linked with Newcastle United and AC Milan and says he expects this season to be his last at Lille. (Get French Football News)

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The quality of the league isn't determined by a couple of teams at the top.

Compared to Klopp, no.

So you're saying Celta or Espanyol would walk over Newcastle and West Ham and Wolves?

and here we go with pretending Liverpool aren't a money club

Klopp, or specifically Edwards, has spent shit loads too. Stop acting like Liverpool haven't got two pennies to rub together, you disingenuous zoomer fraud.

>So you're saying Celta or Espanyol would walk over Newcastle and West Ham and Wolves?
Where did I even allude to that?

It's a real heart warmer what Klopp has done with Liverpool, given they've barely got a pot to piss in.

>b-but net spend

>we

>no you dont understand they sold a player for loads once that's why it doesn't count that they broke 2 positional transfer records!

>Liverpool aren't doped (monetarily and literally)

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The fuck is Raheem Sterling doing?
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>Everton have two games in hand
>Chelsea (H)
>Leicester (A)
>5pts behind Leeds
So they NEED to win these games. I don't think they will.

tbf you did say that 'the best doesn't represent the strength of the league' so you gotta look at the other non-best teams and compare. note i believe both of those teams he mentioned beat barca, so he mentioned them on purpose imo

>compare
Why? It wasn't about comparing leagues.

I'll be surprised if they pick up one point. Still embarrassed for Manure that they gave them three points desu.

D-L-L
playoff for 17th

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It was Arsenal or did United lose to them as well?

who is that lad then?

United lost 1-0 to them a few weeks back

Boyle, Kev.

Why did i have to properly become a fan post-Dyche

Is this a curse or a blessing? Is the 2nd Golden Age upon us?