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first for nick diaz

no cap? link a brother up i'm tryna cop

Faggot thread.

Soon.

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You don't match with people on grindr you uneducated fool

ez fite for Tai

kek

just rolled with my grindr match

why is pillowfist on the schedule but not bkfc
dumb retard

brendan "big brown" schaub
NFL prospect
UFC heavyweight contender
top billing podcaster
international media personality
sold out comedian
philanthropist
family man
boppa

Holy heck!
How am i suppose to afford the new ufc PPV for 79.99$? Maybe you have a solution for me Dana White?

this isnt a Circles thread?

WILLING TO BET at least 500, tuivasa is going to knock gane the absolute fuck out.

gane moves like a bantamweight but tai has that touch of death that can change the course of the fight with just one punch. i see it as a 50/50 matchup. tai could score the KO in the first couple rounds but if it goes beyond that gane wins a comfortable decision. thoughts?

gane continues to win the story

First for daddy mac

Usmancels literally shitting their pants in fear

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idk why ufc keeps matching gane up with these wide swinging swang n bangers. he obliterated lewis, pieced ngannou up on the feet, he's going to have a field day with tai. should've matched him up with Blaydes so he has a reason to learn how to fucking wrestle

genuinely curious here, 6 months ago there's no chance you would have said this tho right? Tai was still a can back then that got lucky sometimes and Gane was the future goat in most people's eyes
What changed? Did Tai's ceiling get raised higher than Gane's? or did Gane's performance against Ngannou lower Gane's skillset below Tai's?

Cope Loopycel. You really thought you got a free pass just because the other threadmaker is a faggot too? You thought you could just fly under the radar and everyone would come to appreciate you? No. It's never going to happen. You are just as much of a faggot if not an even bigger faggot. We hate you and that will never change. Do I need to drill that through your thick fucking skull some more or do you understand?

Tai has that dawg in him.

>TUIVASA vs GANE
kek based dana

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look at the flag, he's just a fanboy

>We hate you
idk i kinda like the lad. i like most everybody here except spammy

He's literally just the same fighter as Lewis

he's australian retard

Ridin' through the city like Brendan Schaub
If you ain't thiccc please don't get involved

Leon Edwards is overrated, boring, and does not deserve a title shot.

The biggest thing he has going for him is his win streak. While it's impressive in itself, when you look at who he has beaten they are not really relevant at all in the WW division. It also doesn't help that he is a point fighting decision machine.

His most recent win was a decision over an aging Nate Diaz who doesn't even fight in his weightclass.

Previous to that was the NC to Belal Muhammad (who Leon caused the foul and refused to refight while he waits for a title, meanwhile since then Belal has beaten Damian Maia, Wonderboy, and Luque, who are in my opinion all 3 better wins than anything Leon has)

Before that was arguably his most impressive win which was another decision against RDA in 2019, who does have fights at WW but is fairly small for the division.

Before that it was 2 more decisions over Gunnar Nelson and Donald Cerrone.

Not to completely discount all of these wins, I understand that in 2018 / 2019 the top of the division looks a little bit different and these names were more relevant, but the reality is that Leon Edwards doesn't have a single win over anybody in the WW top 15.

Like I pointed out, since Leon caused the NC in their fight, Belal has fought 3 times since then and all impressive victories over good names.

>should've matched him up with Blaydes
Definitely a much better match up. Just let Tai bang, Dana!

Poois has zero dawg in him. A true quitter's quitter.

THICCC BOY SQUAD
THICCC BOY NATION

yeah i will say tai has a better chance than lewis did lol. lewis is a quitter, only shows up for a paycheck. if he starts getting his ass beat he gives up.
tai just keeps going until the fight is over, at least. more of a chance at catching gane at some point than poois

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heem here everyone hates schaub

agree on all points but usman will make easy work of him so ultimately it doesn't matter

lewis has one of the most iconic comebacks in all of mma

>4th time's the charm

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yeah and it was from a "i quit" position too lol bascially a hail mary

what kind of data will Gane have to download for this fight, heem?

If you weigh less than 200lbs you are not a real man

why haven't they announced kattar vs allen yet. wudder we doin here

volkuck literally walked into his fists

Shh you're not allowed to remember things that happened over a year ago in MMA

The calculations took but a few minutes, worry not

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Thicc is how I got my whole clique to sound
Thicc is how we gets down from town to town
If you didn't know this clique can't be touched
If your clique ain't thicc you ain't fucking with us

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which one is the king, which is the sting, and which is the wing

Theo is pretty funny when he is just chatting. His stand up is not that great from what I have seen.

Masvibros...
The YouTube clickbait is failing...
The Recuerdo failed...
Gamebred FC failed...
Nate won't take the rematch...
Dana won't let us fight Jake...
Colby is going to win the civil suit...
What the fuck do we do next?

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just realized ortega has literally no good wins

Don't kick Tai's leg, Ciryl.

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pyur violins. don't come to the UFC corporate offices tomorrow

clay guida

THE?

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He has really good losses though

people meme on him for this but gane was easily winning every striking exchange without kicking the leg and it's entirely possible that he would have been heemed off a poorly timed low kick. his loss had nothing to do with a lack of leg kicks, it was perfectly sound advice. GODnand GOATpez remains undefeated

Yo this dude is a G, I wouldn't fuck with him

mad to think that he's undefeated for 6 years and i don't care and nor does anyone else.

Oh for sure bee

Incredible real one. I'm not tapping, no.

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>If you weigh less than 200lbs you are not a real man

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Thiccc boi squad
Thiccc boi nation

Nutritionists are a meme just eat chicken breasts and broccoli

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Volkov could've left him and the ref might have waved it off, but Poois saw him come in for the kill and heemed him stiff on pure instinct.

heeem

A real one but stupid

He looks like the guy that enrolls to art career just to fuck alt girls.

You guys are remembering it wrong.

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Manlet bros?

If you are thiccc please do get involved

i saw this earlier kek
imagine losing your shoulder because you want to win an amateur mma match so badly. probably got paid like $500 to compete, if even that. they're wearing fucking shin guards for fuck sake lmao what a fucking moron

Broccoli is a man made flower and incredibly toxic for humans

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Stupidity is an inherent real one quality.

>$500 purse
>$15,000 medical bill

>shaved his head
fake one. used to be a real one.

unfathomably based

>amateur match
>purse
what dogshit promotion is this youre not supposed to get paid in amateurs