/mlb/ general: TEACHING edition

ARZ: Mark Melancon placed on injured list on Friday
COL: Rockies place Kris Bryant (back) on injured list
LAA: Syndergaard (illness) scratched from Friday start
SF: Joc Pederson dealing with Grade 1 adductor strain
TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (foot) returns to lineup
ATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. not in Braves' lineup Friday
CWS: Luis Robert (groin) back in Friday's lineup
LAD: MLB hands down 324-game suspension to Trevor Bauer
TB: Mike Zunino (biceps) returns to Rays' lineup
SEA: Mitch Haniger activated from COVID-19 IL

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First for Jimmy Herget

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mets

doyers

RIP in peace based Bauer
OP is a faggot

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meet the mets

Man Darvish's control is shit.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that tito dislikes you

Whu?

kek i remember this

Based Marlins

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F

He’s too real for this jew pozzed league

my mettie-met-mets finna boutta win tonight

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Gay louis kek

Padres getting jumped in Pittsburgh

>Poo Darshit

Cool another shit Darvish start. Can you at least go 4 you bum.

Poo Garbish does it again

>Marlins don't even warrant the usual Mariners gamethread
We're just ghosts passing through that's all

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What’s worse, the Bauer suspension or Cleveland choosing Guardians branding over Spiders?

doyers

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lol was Spiders really on the table
That's dumb as fuck

Fuck Manfred. Bauer did nuffin wrong

Spiders is gayer desu. You shouldn't pick anything easily squishable as your team name.
Should've been the Cleveland Natives or Cleveland Big Dogs

trout is going to light them up in that little league park

Should have gone with Cleveland Steamers

my metsies are due for a win

bauerbros... did we get too pussypunchy?

Spiders is not worse than Guardians. At worst it sounds like a MiLB team, which is a positive.

Angels allies
>Marlins
>Rays
>Rockies

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>Spiders

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how my umpies doin today
not seeing many robofags itt

LGM

should have gone with Cleveland Nutjobs

Hoping we call a few strikes "off the plate" against Judge tonight

More like looseass giolito

Literal Whu’s

The Mets are back, and in black! Time for the Amazin's to pick up another W. LFGM.

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WHOS


WHOOOOOOOOOS. BAHAHAHAHA

>throwing a hanger right in the middle of the zone to taylor ward

Nice pitch giolito

Angel allies are padres, rockies, and ham fighters

"Put me in, coach!"

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Cleveland Ten-cent Beers. I will stand by this until I die.

My pirates ):

the Angels are IT, if i do say so myself.

Actually i almost added Padres..
Tokyo Yakult Swallows is Angel's Japan Ally (Yakult is an Angels sponsor)

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giolito in full BOSS mode

OHTANI CHADS

RISE UP

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I wish I was as chad as Ohtani bros...

OHTANI AMIGOS
I MISSED HIS HOMERS SO MUCH

Padres and Angels are the only true California teams - both descended from historic PCL instead of out-of-town moves.

OHTANICHADS

>big ol' sack of shit

We're back, Ohtanichads

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That jacket is so clean. I love the black jerseys. Also love how the crowd is already behind the Friday Night blacks theme too, a lot of people in the crowd wearing black mets gear tonight.

Based

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I almost named my son Lucas. I'm very glad I didnt.

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Cubbies fleeced ya

Should have remained the Indians.

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Let's see if Jimmy can get through some innings

Yeah im not sure how and/or why it's offensive.

Cheers bruv, the more ya know.

Cleveland Cleavers

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Cleveland Cleavage

Kerri Green was so hot in that movie


also,
>white sux

I could understand Chief Wahoo. I didn't agree, but it was essentially a caricature. But the name was fine

Ha-Seong FUCKING Kim

Also San Diego and Orange County both has tan white women and a lot of Asians when you think about it. Probably the only franchise that could realistically steal Ohtani from Angels

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cringe

BASED

>US Census Bureau conducts a survey of all indigenous people, asking their preferred nomenclature
>American Indian wins, nearly twice as many prefer it to Native American
>for some reason Indian is still considered a pejorative

Isn't Anaheim in LA county?

It's because social media gave idiots an outlet to virtue signal

Yeah, Indians isn't inherently offensive. It's weird to push to be wiped out even further. They'll just never be mentioned in popular culture again for fear of offending

Cleveland Sneedians

No, Anaheim is in Orange County.

Orange county. Which is so weird that they insist on being called the Los Angeles Angels

fuck you

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