/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General Checo?, yes the RB Seat Edition

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>Countdown to the Florida Man Constructs Life-Size Replica Of Monaco In Wal-Mart Parking Lot Grand Prix:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
McLel employee gets cancelled for saying mean words to Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton MBE HonFREng
"I belong with the big boys too!" - Pierre Gasly nervously says.
Mike Krack says Aston Martin would be foolish to no try and retain Vettee

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F1 meetup in a dingy basement in Miami?
We can beat the shit out of each other and not talk about it.

>44
ziegen dubs checked

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exposed girl in not so sweet after all hey.. i love how shes getting stick on twitter too

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Say her name
KATIE CUMPER

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VERY fast JPM lapping old Hockenheim at incredible hihg speed
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Mike Krack is taking one for the team.

gimmie

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seb!

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The only seat you'll be taking Pierre.
Is on this dick.

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I really like Patron. Does this mean I'm retarded?

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Twitter f1 fans are why I firmly believe gatekeeping motorsports is a good thing

KATIE CUMMER

>seb
youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQ?t=4

>female f1 fan
Is there a bigger red flag?

Yea, Maestro Dobel, or if you're feeling fancy Don Julio 70. Bitches love Don Julio

Twitter is the reason a nuclear war is necessary

Uhhhhhhhh... based department...?

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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Hot laps are part of F1 you know, but you gotta look at the person that's making the hot laps

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>lewisxerika
lewis hamilton, not even once

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Trying to come up with a sales pitch for a software company that wants to hire me as a commercial manager.
Any tips?
F1 related because oracle is a software company and its on the rb18's rear wing. (Its not for oracle, its a relatovely small one based in america bit theu're outsourcing the sales team, reyarded I know, but I plan to take advantage of that retardation)

HE'S FAT

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does anyone have any mercedes merch? I bought the gr63 mercedes long sleeved shirt and i must admit its kino as hell.. and as much as i despise mercedes its the best uniform in the grid

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hoh hoijaa hoh hoijaa
juan pablo montoyaa

kek

Why would I wear satanic shit?

i have a merc puma shirt i got from a friend who bought it in an outlet for some reason but never wore it (he doesnt even watch f1 kek)

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why wouldn't you its the cheapest shirt you can get in the F1 store.

you sure you want to invite me, the village rapist?
i like you, leaf bro, but still, that's dangerous

sell them on gimi
also sales pitch for what?

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What a dumb whore.

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For their sales team.
Kinda like that scene in wolf of wallstreet where dicaprio prints out a speech and gives it to his team to make calls with

Lmao, turns out she even tweeted remarks against Lando himself, the driver she currently does PR for

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Can you believe it? You've already finished C. You think you can do Matlab?

F1 relation:
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yeah i mean what are you selling, a sales pitch for some shitter super specific industrial software is different from one for some meme ML SAAS cloud meme bullshit
i'd rather commit sudoku than ever touch matlab again in my life

pierre is the biggest man whore cant wait for when he accidentally leaks his dick pic

I think Matlab invented MWL HWL...
Fuck that shit.

What the fuck do they even sell
>inb4 software
Like what kind of software?

Damn what a fucking idiot, death to social media.

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I just got the confirmation that there'll be another engine failure for max verstappen next episode. They're getting pretty lazy this season.

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You want him to leak his dick your butthole, dont you?

I meant "accidentally". the slut knows exactly what he's doing

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bless this thread theme

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More on the super specific software side, its a system that allows spa's to sell and redeem gift certificates that people buy online. Gives tracking, and lets sell them in their own website and sell by service or dllr ammount. Kinda like groupon but the company takes less of a cut and its not as big.

Hambros???? He can't keep getting away with it

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wrath a f*cking idiot you are Lando you drove for 2 years with Carlos and know that he takes things wide... well done.

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*scoots up to you*
>If you think what you saw at the end of last year was my best, wait until you see this year.
*scoots away*

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My cousin makes 6 figures selling niche FEM software to green energy scams. His advice would be to have a dad who's sold software since the early 80s introduce you to a bunch of companies in need of a sales guy immediately after graduating.

Sounds like a startup run by a millenial, I'd abort and look elsewhere, lol.

good post

*gets mogged for a nipp*

kek

cute

Ok let's do this again

Jenson butthole

Go fish,
Yucky PooSoda

Poolteri Cuckass

Paki Pooert

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>Sounds like a startup run by a millenial, I'd abort and look elsewhere, lol
Its got over 5k current clients and its offering to double my pay. Did a bit of market research and there's a big market for this kind of shit. Owner recently bough it and plans to sell it in a couple of years, Im bettong pn sticking with the owner and helping him build his buys before he sells em off again. Then rinse and repeat into early retirement.

>Jenson but whole

Pee air is a bald fraud