/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Bombs Over Brackley Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Florida Man Constructs Life-Size Replica Of Monaco In Wal-Mart Parking Lot Grand Prix:
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
McLel are considering Colton Herta as a replacement for Dildoman in 2024
Miami GP looks even worse then expect after a video of the track came out
Ferrari main upgrade AFTER Miami
No planned upgrades for VF-22 t. Steiner
/f1/ suffers from autism because of the lack of F1 race this week

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Sex in the missionary position with Federica Masolin, for the purposes of procreation and pleasure

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How many bongs?

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How will Alfa do in Miami?

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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Do you think anyone got a cheeky handjob in the grandstands during an F1 race?

Bottas in the points, Zhou DNF

So what car do you drive, /f1/?
Are you a bit of a boy racer yourself?

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100 wins and yet Vettle and Verstappen are still more famous around the world.

>So what car do you drive, /f1/?
my grandpas mitsubishi lancer

shitcroën
no I barely use it

seb!

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i hate Lewis as much as the next guy, but that is just not true. My classmates dont know who Max is but they all know Lewis and say that he is one of the greatest and same goes for my family

2002 silverado

Porsche Cayenne
no I just go fast in straight lines

BOTbros how we feeling?

Abarth
nah, I only race on trackdays/turistenfahrten

riccyrollers how we feelin?

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Was it right to fire Masi because "toto, we went car racing"?

of course not
totonigger just can't help but complain

no but he should have been fired anyway

Pretty much this.
Lots of near-misses with marshals nearly being hit by gimi in San Marino 2020 and other moments of Masi incompetence.

NAKED RED CAR UUOOOOHHHHH EROTIC

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TVR are entering formula e and a journalist is angry about how they announced it:
>twitter.com/hsouthwellfe/status/1519967013883555841?s=21&t=LjO3lk0WmtW5sJ393B2SCA

How about a cheeky BOT podium when Sainz inevitably kwabs himself into a wall and red bull engine kwabs on the last lap?

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Jannies malding
rare chuck le truck

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"""""journalist"""""

Redeemed. Free. Happy.

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when is this shit going to be over? when is the mainstream going to realize that pandering to feminists and trannies isn't working out for them?

gimi

gimi

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When europe finally accepts Islam (every race will be a desert shithole funded by oil money).

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it wasn't because of that. it was because of general incompetence. the outrage of Hamilfags simply (finelly) sped up the process to replace the temporary replacement of Charlie.

inshallah brother

Nice. Was that you who had hated his boss? Is he acting like Toto? Btw I have trombosis but at least I'll get to be at home for a week or two

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When people realize Twitter is not the mainstream
For the same reason TVR used a model anyway and most people don't give a shit

Opel Corsa
No, I just pray for the car to not die on me every time I drive it. Plus, gas is fucking expensive, I always drive slowly and try to save as much as I can. I guess you could say that I’m a bit of a race driver after all, I drive a racing line to save fuel every time I can.

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My mom's Chevy estate (it's a rebadged Hyundai) with a pretty solid 1.6 vroomer but the stick shift is a bit missaligned in the 3rd gear
Solid beater still

Make sure you don't flush your Dong down the Toto.

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Yeah.

It’s been a rough couple of opening races. That does not change the fact that I (like hopefully all of you) still support Lewis unconditionally. Now We can run to the top of the hills to scream that Mercedes still hasn’t figured it out this year, in a burst of rage that rivals the last lap of that race.

Or, we can run to the hills, and scream at the top of our lungs that we love Lewis, because he’s our 7 time World Champion driver, and no single person can ever take that away from him. I look up to Lewis as an inspiration for me to become better than I know I can be.

I have only supported him for about a year and some odd months now, but Lewis is one of my favorite athletes in the world

Scratch that, Lewis IS my favorite athlete in the world

And I’ll support him through the good times and the bad times. His highs like Brazil of last year, and his lows, like the scenes of him sitting in his car at the end of the season.

Because it takes all of us, for him to rise.

max verbrappen

Update race winners predictions:
Bahrain: Leclerc
Saudi: Verstappen
Australia: Lerclerc
Emilia-Romagna: Verstappen
Miami: Leclerc
Spain: Verstappen
Monaco: Verstappen
Azerbaijan: Leclerc
Canada: Stroll (Meme race)
British: Russell (Meme Race)
Austrian: Verstappen
French: Leclerc
Hungarian: Sainz (first win)
Belgian: Verstappen
Dutch: Verstappen
Italian: Sainz
TBA: N/a
Singapore: Leclerc
Japanese: Perez
US: Verstappen
Mexico: Perez
Brazil: Bottas (meme race)
Abu Dhabi: Leclerc

Fiesta MK6 1.1; drives quite well, i can drift that bitch easily because she's got no front grip at all and the gearbox and clutch are smooth as butter

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>I have only supported him for about a year and some odd months now, but Lewis is one of my favorite athletes in the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>His highs like Brazil of last year
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>replying to obvious bait
this counts for this post too

Nice. My sis had an MK3 that cost her like 200 euros but it was fucking fast and handy. Solid, fun little cars those

A Civic, I couldn't be happier with it desu.
Is it the Opel Corsa D? At my work we sell them like hotcakes. There is a high demand for that car and it's quite reliable. Besides it's the car I passed the driving's license with so I have good memories from it.

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makes sense, as I was surprised to see that the MK7 weights less than a ton, albeit with no fluids and driver, but still

I'm well aware that the flip didn't type out that post and instead either stole it from reddit, or as has become more popular lately, tumblr.
It just genuinely is that funny.

gimi

Will we ever witness Bottas ver. Hungry+FuckTeamOrders?

Turns out Ferrari and Mercedes would build the meme machines, but for opposite reasons

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well this aged a certain way

Nelson and Maikel were teammates. Weird.

4 tourists

faggot

Did anyone see Hamilton and Valentino Rossi riding together?

>My childhood hero talking to F1's biggest sleezebags
cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=17U3aagCtOA&ab_channel=SkySportsF1

Wow the new Formula E looks insane

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Giulia

Cope nigger

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