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Uh Messibros
Lincoln King
Tyler Williams
It's over...
Brayden Lewis
It's ok. Messi will win the world cup.
Chase Long
Jackson Rogers
messi has more goals against the top 2 in the premier league than ronaldo this season despite not playing in england
Jackson Gomez
Yeah but what about his MBO+WK p90? I bet his QSN+ZT is awful as well, just like his YUV+CE
Gabriel Murphy
>caring about washed up late 30s boomers
are you still going to do this when they both join the MLS?
Charles Allen
Luis Perez
Uh... Messisisters?
Eli Howard
The numbers dont lie and they spell disaster
Evan Bailey
Messi wins in the only category that matters, being whiter
Henry Walker
yet Messi won his team the league while Penaldo leads them into the conference league
Easton King
French league isn’t real mate
Jayden Morris
this has to be satire
Colton Diaz
Nobody won PSG the league, their nearest competition Marseille will finish on 70 points.
Noah Green
It says everything about messi worshippers that it's really difficult to tell when it's satire and when it's not.
Ryder Mitchell
more like highest NIG+GA p90
Brody Watson
...
Landon Reed
no one replied because it's retarded. ronaldo has played 3 games vs liv/city and messi 2
Jeremiah Wright
indeed, messi won, this is why people keep dodging that fact
Connor Cox
messi has 4 goals in 22 games in the uber eats though
Anthony Fisher
an horse....
Robert Barnes
... fucked Messi in the sizzling hot spring of Paris in 22
Angel James
Ronaldo scored 9 goals in april ?
David Walker
You can't judge him based on his goals, he now plays as a defender basically
Aiden Morales
One goal in Ligue 1 is worth one hundred goals in the Say Yes To Kneeling & Ramadan Breaks Premier League
This is factos.
Justin Diaz
>Scores the UberEats Ligue1 goal
Meanwhile Penaldo takes poonited from 2nd place to 6th.
Connor Hall
okay and his defensive stats are amongst the worst in the league
Aaron Kelly
DONT FORGET THE PRE-ASSISTS. AND THE PRE-PRE-ASSISTS
Jose Barnes
1 vs 0 incredible
Gabriel Ward
I cant cope anymore fellow messitroons...
Im gonna, IMM GONNA
ACK
Ryan Phillips
Justin King
the mighty ligue 1 ... what an achievment
Liam Ross
Yeah but what about those pre-assists man
Lucas Nguyen
pathetic
Tyler Torres
>at least we won Ligue 1 Uber Eats
Anthony Gomez
Ronaldo scored a perfectly legal goal vs Liverpool. PSG is a million miles ahead of Manure. PSG were winning vs City, pissi scored a meaningless late goal when City opened up because they were already losing anyway. Meanwhile United………
>oh yeah but if penaldorapistinho is so good why didn’t he score vs city all by himself???
Man is not 27 anymore, he’d have to make a 40m run by himself vs the rabid dog pep system
Wyatt Barnes
on FIFA 22
Evan Cooper
but how do they compare on pre-assists?
Nathan Anderson
I really don't get this narrative, Messi has 17 goal contributions, Ronaldo has 20, with all the chances dropping to him. But Messi is actually winning stuff this year whilst Ronaldo abuses and kills children. It is very queer
Ian Miller
pissi cuckitini
Aaron Ross
freak
Easton Foster
Yes you lot that endlessly debate this are Freaks, but please contest the actual point
Nathan Parker
1. messi is in a much better team
2. he is in a much easier league
3. goals are more important than assists
4. ronaldo doesnt kill children wtf
David Thompson
you don't get it because you think an assist is worth the same as a goal when it is perhaps 10% of one
Asher Moore
this is embarrassing. same thing yanks do in nba, every day there is some combination od advanced stats in which x player is best
Carson Nelson
>pissoy cuckitini
Wyatt Davis
Adrian Wilson
But how many pre-pre-assists?
Jack Miller
bit sad how you are obssessively defending this guy you never met to the point its recognisable on an anonymous imageboard
Aiden Bailey
Nah not at all
Jayden Carter
lmao
Logan Torres
>moneyball
Jaxon Hill
Doesn't matter what you think, still the goat.
Joshua Ramirez
OH NO PENALDOSISTAS
Sebastian Ross
PENALDOTRANNIS ITS OVER
Lucas Bailey
>vettel fan
David Collins
rent free
Ian Diaz
>Highest OP-I(s)A F(a+g) against 9 man lens
The goat
Jayden Thomas
>NPG+GA p90
Can someone please translate this? I'm unironically asking.
Julian Garcia
Niggers per game + Gay assjobs per 90
Aiden Myers
New Player Game Plus Goal Assists