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Previous Mavs beat Jazz to win their 1st playoff series in 11 years
/nba/ general- Lukas a fucking god editon
Joshua Diaz
Justin Howard
Curry is winning his 4th ring and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Bentley Johnson
bucks are winning it all.
Wyatt Thomas
why are so many players getting exposed this post season?
Jackson Gray
BBC
Jason Foster
Is Patrick Ewing the most gorilla looking person on the planet? The resemblance is uncanny to a silverback. Not even being racist either.
Jace Murphy
Third for my Los Angeles rams
Daniel Robinson
White people
Jacob Bell
So when???
Matthew Kelly
Fuck the Suns
Brayden Campbell
He looks like a human being to me because I'm not a mentally ill racist /pol/tard like you
Adam Adams
Zion has to drop to below 260 or he will never reach his potential
Ian Martin
>wolves, grizz, and bucks are the only somewhat likeable teams left
>1 is guaranteed to not make the next round
Luke Turner
BASED FUCK CHRIS PAUL and FUCK THE MULATTO MAMBO
Asher Taylor
Be honest. You want to see CP3 choke again, don't you? You love it. You want to see him gag this next series to Luka and the Mavs. You love watching him fail because he's such a little bitch.
Julian Gomez
imagine this warriors team with monté morris on it
Jordan Nguyen
They used to mock him him in his college days at George town as a gorilla unironically.
Luke Peterson
those are all the bad guys though?
Thomas Ramirez
2nd*
Ayden Johnson
learn from the ben situation and stop talking about a guy who hasn't played a basketball game in over year.
Jose Roberts
Nah imagine them with Monta Ellis who to this day is the Warriors' best guard in history
Anthony Nguyen
he deserves more blame than bog desu
Anthony Bennett
No but seriously, where do Gobert and Donovan Mitchell go?
Jose Wright
I don't hate CP3 as much as I hate that retard mexican booker
Aiden Fisher
Samuel Gomez
I accept your concession janny
Leo Butler
Joseph Flores
nozoloft with the hot takes hahahahahaha you love to see it
Christian Thompson
>suns fans acting like they have cared about the franchise for more than 2 years
Asher Baker
Lmao Chuck said give Zion a weight clause
Jaxon Walker
Ever read The Mamba Mentality?
Charles Williams
Nah that white bitch had a wide open shot and let his team down. That's what they get for trusting a bitch ass white boy to win the game
Mitchell for Julius Randle and picks. Gobert for Capela and Huerter or Hunter
Lucas Ortiz
Both are gone. Mitch is going to some other shitty team that will worship him and give him the keys to the castle. Gobert goes to one of the 2 teams that still wants him.
Aiden Taylor
* Dives on your ankle
Nicholas Reyes
The heat will trade herro and picks for spider. I’m from the future so ask me anything. I only have about 15 minutes
Carson Thompson
I’ve been a fan since the Steve Nash days my friend
Xavier Harris
conley traveled with 12 seconds left and no shot clock down 1
Nolan Turner
Packwatch for newsjanny LMAOOOO
Justin Perez
Which team would win?
Christian Reed
He would know
Jonathan Gonzalez
On some real shit my nigga I have no idea what you're talking about Monta is just one of my top 5 favorite players ever because he was a DAWG
Dylan Phillips
suns fans browse reddit with their wives
Jaxon Barnes
Conley literally married a white woman though
Jordan Miller
A easily
Isaac Williams
This years playoffs is kino so far. It’s missing that underdog deep playoff run. Looking at you t wolves.
Xavier Russell
>lost two games to the Zion-less Pelicans
Hudson Hall
What I would give to kidnap Chris Paul and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a 5'10 PG? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things I would do.
Kayden Russell
i laughed
Adrian Perry
Yeah that's based because white women are known sluts for BBC because skinny white boys like Bogdanovic could never sexually satisfy a woman. If he had more testosterone he would've scored
Leo Collins
I only watched last 2 minutes, Luka is shit and a coward for not trying to score but waste clock.
Better team would kill them.
Grayson Barnes
The Mavericks feel like this years underdogs desu
William Nelson
D is sweeping with ease. Only way you can make them more OP is give them Phil
Gavin Mitchell
>It's another Warriors win episode
Parker Martin
D
Eli Turner
B, nobody is guarding Wilt & Kareem in the same front court. Pistol would pull up from like half court & shot a career 67% from 3P. Unstoppable
Carter Cook
Phill finds a way. But which era's rules you playing with?
Alexander Carter
>having a wife
>browsing reddit with her
>cracking up and the most unfunny shit
do suns fans really?
Alexander Price
>Wilt & Kareem in the same front court
the spacing would be so shit
Jeremiah Martinez
Any team with Wilt Chamberlain will always win. Put Wilt with a bunch of high schoolers and he beats the Dream Team with ease by a minimum of 15 points. Nobody listed can guard Wilt.
Sebastian Cruz
Hand checking
No flagrant foul rule
No defensive three seconds
Zone defence allowed
Three point line moved back before it got moved in
Caleb Smith
The Ws are just picking on injured team
Alexander Adams
they actually do thats the funny part aboutt these absolute goons
Nathaniel Peterson
>Auerboomer trying to comprehend what the fuck Phil and Pop and all their players are doing
Leo Fisher
>he's a bleeder though
Daniel Baker
>thinking the Warriors are going to win
My Suns will booty blast this team.