/heem/

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may 20
ares fc 6
jojua 2.0

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laws are like jaws its easy to break em

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this is the worst fucking thread ever kill yourself, also when does pfl start

schaub bros.... he expected a huge laugh...

streamable.com/205m5h

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Watch the Speschul.
Share the Speschul.
Like the Speschul.
Walg me to my trugg.
Simple as.

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um sweetie da jooz run everything because they like um like israel okay?

it's 420 somewhere braaah blaze it uuuup!!

good thread

PREVIOUS

and he got one, out of me

*morphs into thread*
I could heem everyone here

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*enters thread*
youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

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>hey guys, I made a collage of the arguments that have been bothering me can we redo those conversations now that I have better responses k thx :)

>loopycel
>good thread
youve changed

*enters thread at high speed*

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Failure

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mma is gay

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>smoothly transitions back into on topic discussion
WAKE UP NGUBU

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>wrestling
get this gay shit outta here nigga

Who's getting Tapped, Napped and Snapped next, Craigbros?

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Is mma actually gay? I thought this was the general for straight men

Dont let Brendan Schaub's incredible comedy special distract you from the fact that Peter Pan stopped fighting and dropped his shorts to grind his booty into Aljabeasts fat black penis for 10 minutes nonstop

PFL IS LIVE

FIRST FIGHTERS ALREADY IN THE CAGE

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You know the h8rs are in shambles when they are contradicting themselves
>schaubs biggest jokes fell flat
>but he was using a laugh track
Which is it? The. You’ve got the absolute pathetic retards saying he is “racist”. Just such transparently desperate attempts from jealous losers

I wish Usman and Ngannou could be more like GSP and respect the sport rather than getting KO'd chasing big paydays.

>saba bolaghi
>germany
is EVERY fighter from Germany a muzzie?

Brandon Schwab

>HEEMVIOUS
>

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>ESPN+
Wait a minute they actually expect me to PAY for pfl??

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Jarvis, disable his steroids

>PFL aren't letting Goltsov compete under the Russian flag

kys rod

That's hilarious considering they have Keresh right there.

There was Denis Siver and that can David Zawada

Kill yourself weirdo

Dicey Dicey is a good cathphrase

Now that the dust has settled, can we admit this special is fucking hilarious?

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you can buy a cracked espn+ account for less than a dollar but yeah i agree stupid

They’re not showing the flag or announcing the home towns/countries of any Russian fighters lel

Siver is Russian and Zawada is Polish, like Sobotta

What does "gringo papi" mean in the context of the special?

eh i understand everyone's beef with dana, paddy getting paid 24k is hilarious and shameful.

>All Flushed.

God dawlg where does the time go.

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a gringo papi just flew over my house

I'll assume it has something to do with his Latina wife calling him 'papi' in bed

Punished Joanna will become champ.

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>literally everyone on this stage is flushed

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gonzalo lira and colby covington just flew over my house and told me to watch the new Brent Schaub cawlmedy special "Gringo Papi" STREAMING NOW

>UFC made 5 billion in 2021.

no one here has a single good win

*manhandles and chokes out the Czech weeb autist*

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Who is the least flushed here?

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faggot hands made this image

paddy fucking sucks and fights the biggest cans on the roster he is who should get 10k/10k

Honestly schaubs new concert isnt even worse than every other dogshit comedy special, comedy fucking sucks

Romero, Frankie, Gastelum

the "n word" for white people in spanish + alternate pronunciation of spanish word for dad, often in a sexual context

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Della Maddalena has his next fight

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for me its pfls revolutionary playoff points system

damn i think my post from last thread was delete because i said teh n word

>paddy fucking sucks
that doesn't change anything. conor was getting paid the same generating a similar amount of hype on his rise.

Calvin Kattar vs Yair Rodriguez, need it or keep it?

There are almost no South Americans in the UK, but I matched with a Chilean girl on Tinder once and got some nudes, she had a bussin body on God. Wish I cold have been the Gringo Papi

Schaub it

That’s unfortunate b, i was looking forward to going back and re reading that word and having a nice laugh to myself

>teh n word
what word?

Anytime I feel like posting it, I take a second and think of Brendan Schaub. Then I say it out loud and don't feel like posting it anymore.

>the "n word" for white people in spanish
Imagine being this fragile
You aren't a victim

good evening i hate women

u dont even know what i said

shhh

Ive incorporated the entire gringo papi standup special into my meal prayer to schaub, now just gotta get my son brendan to memorize it

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>Y-You don't think I'm flushed, do you user?

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BAWLSTON NEXT

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Imagine taking /heem/ seriously
You are a victim (of severe autism)

looks like a child's drawing

would be kino. very few boring matchups at featherweight

I hope this cunt gets sent to Ukraine and gets shot in the head.

Imagine not taking /heem/ seriously

Literally allof them have been brutally koed except Romero but he is a commie science experiment

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Lol, he's Kadyrov's bodyguard, zero chance he ever sees the front lines

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>You are a victim (of severe autism)
yes

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