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Mad Scientist edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Gold Coast Titans v Penrith Panthers
6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast
7.00-1.10
>The reigning premiers travel north to suit up against the struggling Gold Coast Titans who would love a win against the competition leaders.

>GAME 2
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles
7:55pm AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Central Coast Stadium, Gosford
1.60-2.35
>The Rabbitohs will be stinging after their shock loss to the Wests Tigers and that could spell trouble for Des Hasler's men.

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/ourthiccie/ is rumored to be playing tonight lads

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anyone sayin we got ahead of ourselves callin seiffert talakai origin material cos he got slippered by staggs last nite have got it all WRONG this bloke PERFECTLY fits bill as a blues bolter big powerful appetising & undeserving but who cares i wld have peachey over both anyway

Panfers finna 50 nil in this bih desu senpai

PLEASE put talakai in a blues jersey so we can put a further 20 points on those shitters

Broncgods

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What schozo gibberish is this lad?

>jump on public wifi to post in /nrl/
>4channel is blocked
why are we so discriminated against, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=7V7lJhuvsdA
>herbie is a pom
ohh noooo

Herbie is a Volkswagen aka German m8

Volkswagen beats Saab

>he didn't know HERBERT FARNWORTH was a pom
the name is the clue

yes thank you youtube user 'daddy long leg spiders dont exist'

FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY

bit in this

>soilan

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Heading to the fish markets, anyone need anything for the weekend?

na heading to chink brothel 2nite

can you send one for an outcall to my place m8

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>New Zealand Warriors playmaker Chanel Harris-Tavita played over 45 minutes of his team’s loss to the Melbourne Storm on Monday with a ruptured testicle.
>The gruesome injury occurred when fellow teammate Josh Curran’s knee slammed into Harris-Tavita’s groin as they combined to stop Melbourne fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen scoring in the final minutes of the first half.

Bit in Manly 13+ tonight

Panthers by 20
Souths by 8

Panthers 42 Titans 0 (Cleary to get serious shoulder injury in garbage time)
Souths 26 Manly 24

Do NOT do a google image search for ruptured testicles

When Noddy ruptured his testicle and they made him go off on the far side of the field and walk all the way around to get to the sheds and a waiting ambulance.

Can only stand to look at futanari testicles and even then, futa without testicles is better.

Grim thread.

the pre game experience

poothers
pooly

>Fifi on the bench
kek Holbrook finna get sacked before anyone else

lets go broncos

the pootan push is too powerful westiebros..

>poothers

Lads, I've arrived. I'm here for you all tonight to provide any life advice you may need. Even with women. I've had sex with at least three of them.

>panthers on the backfoot
Activate Refball

god i hate this pink jersey

It's the pink panthers bro haha don't you get it lol

poother piggybacks all night

Unfathomable refball occurring. BAKA

sexGOD BLEEDING

Makes me feel like a strawberry milk desu

>guy actually Grounds the ball instead of trying to hit it out

Why is this so rare?

Much more likely to fuck it up and give up an easy try

>name Toby Sexy
>is ugly

panthers attack: SHOOK

business idea, players take to the field in pink cat ear headphones which they give away to kids in the crowd

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Titans have already morally won this game desu

wtf is that 3 straight penalties out of their own 20?

>he's a smart player, Edwards
This racism is a bit much

Business idea: an extremely sexy and cute girl falls in love with me and becomes my loving wife for the rest of our lives

How would that increase profits?

sick of the positive stereotype that white people are smart, desirable and responsible

poothers are way way off and only being kept in this by benulties

I would work harder with a beautiful wife waiting for me

Toby "dick fingers" Sexton

fucking Sexton you ferret faced gimp cunt

Is Sexton a double agent?

>pooton

AAAAAAAAAH MUH NECK

well Titbros… we gave it our best shot

BUNKERED

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