MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA | MATCH THREAD #3

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kick it out, lad

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anime

Lukaku is a game changer

Anime?

CAM ON PULISICK
CLAP CLAP CLAP

Pulis on it's over

love it

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A little bit of poo magic would be decisive in a game like this. Decide which team I "make" my poo and flush if you want your team to win.

i'll post hog if lukaku scores the winner

elanga is so fucking shit defending

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

this is Yea Forums not Yea Forums
if you don't like it you can fuck off

Just kneel in front of your TV to give him all your energy

LUKAKU UNLEASHED

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Tranime < Gimi

>pookaka

CAM ON CHELSEA

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this is the thread

Holding this to account

>Lukaka in


United victory confirmed

I love black women

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webms?

Lukaku will redeem

STATE YOUR NAME

Based

>the conqueror of chelsea

That's a man

>Trashford

Plz sub him off

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webm

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Man Rashford is terrible kek I thought he had great potential a few seasons ago

i gotchu senpai

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gf started moaning quietly to herself when lukaku subbed on

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>4 shots to 17
>at home
unironically wtf is wrong with united

thanks but I wanted to see both goals

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Any Stoke City anime girls?

why does she like french men so much?

mate I want you to take a minute and think about how utterly humiliated you would be if you tried making jokes like this in front of people in real life

No she didn't, shut up

youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

How do I get a woman like this

meanwhile in the europa conference league...

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I'm a burger, I've got no skin in the game EXCEPT...

My boss is a foreigner who loves Chelsea. Since the guy constantly ignores my E-Mails and always takes long vacations while I work my ass off, I'm rooting for Man City.

Ronaldo vs Pulisic, the symbolic passing of the torch...

what a fucking ugly bitch

you WILL fuck the disembodied gyrating pelvis

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>marseille

>2022
>niggas still thinking brown eyes and hair are dominant alleles

SSSSEX

we're the protagonists

Yea Forums and anime strong together

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i just wanted attention im so lonely

whoops.
Meant Man United.
That's how much of a burger I am.

>denied his brown waifu

>CHOKING TO MANURE

oh no

>work my ass off
lol, don’t do that. your boss doesn’t give a fuck if you work hard or not

right here bro

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same here

post more pls

BASED FUCK MARSEILLE

Wrong Manchester

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give me fuel give me fire give me lelsea or I retire

>jones coming on
it's over

Anime website ahmed

I’ve been cheering for city for a couple of weeks now, I like the red jerseys

yeah, i know.
ever since we switched to foreign bosses, i've noticed how much they give exactly zero fucks about anything except going to meetings and looking important in front of others.

That's a male, lmao u gay.

Literally the only one I could find.

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>rashford out
see you next week lads

selfish

>Man City
Fucking daft yank.

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>lvl 1 gopnik
>lvl 30 oligarch

ARE BOY BIG PHIL

trollpost

BASED PHIL JONES

>Poolisic
No refunds

bloody hell
imagine the state of the FREAK that put this together

based ronnie his legs are gone but he still gives it all

is mount balding?

moor appetizing than me ol ball and chain ill say that much

of course he is

based

Yeah, I corrected myself earlier.
I'm a burger; What do you expect?
All foreigners are smarter than us. Every single one. It's clinically-proven.

Fuck me

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webum of tsu goal?

hahahah what

James is elite

my gf

now THIS is what the games all about lads

grim just like stoke

nekane leila smith

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he is also black

HAHAHAA

Howling that they included some Stoke pottery

>French team
>literally surrender the goal

pixiv.net/en/users/4959084/illustrations

Desu I don't like to mock people who put out content, Allah knows how much the internet needs creative people even if they are cringe.

JFC, I made the correction almost immediately after I typed the initial post. If you had read the beyond the 1st post, you would've known that. You didn't.

But go ahead and make fun of an NFL team to make up for it. No skin off my back.

hahahaha wtf

I like how noone wants to pass to Lukaku ever

m8

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gonna be kino seeing united play in this next year

Dumb yank

incredible how united's defence isn't a complete joke when maguire isn't playing

that's a m...
actually i don't know what that is

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Imagine getting Utd and City mixed up in the first place fucking daft bastard

Fernandes was shitting the play already

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elanga ragdoll LMFAO VJWK0

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anyone remember autotune the news
always had a thing for their girl

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MCTOMINAY WITH A PUSKAS AWARD NOMINEE WINNER WHAT A GOAL

once again Robo-Southgate proven to be a genius, 400IQ megamind

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Completely unfair mischaracterisation. Ar Mags is the best defender at the club.

we're cringing lad

>he only scored 42 goals in 96 appearances for us!

kek imagine

fucking grim
guess that's what happens when you haven't been top flight in years

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You guys are hopeless. Fine. Have fun at my expense.
Have fun with your flopgrass.
You're just jealous bc you don't have anything like the NFL Draft to get excited about.

Kek I didn't even realize he was playing

when did penaldo get that zoomer haircut

el sabado cumplire una semana sin cojer
valgo verga

dumb yank

pulisic fucking sucks

More people watched Wrestlemania than the Superbowl

You're a fucking doughnut mate.

>What is the transfer window

N

Broccozoomer

I guess Maguire pogba and jlingz were the problems the whole time

Please stop doing this to our flag

Pulisic and Lukaku were a mistake

>Rudiger
black on black violence is always funny

RED RED RED

mata, at 55, plays better than sir marcus rashford obe

that's a red

they gonna sub on pulisic?

>VAR too young to contradict mike dean
what the fuck are you on about Martin Tyler you colossal nonce

>pulisic playing
genuinely didn't notice

>10outof10instokey.png
Great blast from Yea Forums's past that pic

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Elanga lmao

fkn kek

rudenigger

What happens if you don't have a (transfer) window? You get a draft.

>t. closet faggot

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rudiger might be my favorite player. shithouser, mental assassin, occassional liability, overall high quality, makes people seethe

>rudenigger kicking players in the back of the head

they are being massively dominated lmao