MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA | MATCH THREAD #2

I can't believe sky still put them on it, yeah it's funny hearing them cope and seethe when united are getting embarrassed but it seems like they are on every united game together, the constant pity party is really boring

>Fergie loving it

looool

based

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so true and based

>bruno

confidence in the fucking gutter

There’s no big screen at Old Trafford.

Did they protest the Glazers? I'm watching Eintracht.

kys

>Poono on 250k a week

Yank here
Isn't Ronaldo supposed to be the LeGOAT of soccer?
Why hasn't her scored yet?

>offsidenaldo

Would you rather eat poop or drink diarrhea?

bros look where I am

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PUT IN PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUT IN PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUT IN PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUT IN PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUT IN PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek penaldog

Surely the people in charge at Sky aren't happy about Neville and Tyler just depressively whining into the microphone for 90 minutes and not adding any hype or interest to the match?

omg man rashford is championship tier player, so fucking bad, everything he does is bad

what is this then

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DONT POST IT

post it !

Either, they're bothy better than being a Yawnited supporter kek

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>play penaldo
>lose
its like clockwork

what a mess

the utter state of manures decisionmaking

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Popp, its Safer

4 GOALS
I DONT KNOW WHY

>biggest match of the year
>literal library
>can hear a pin drop

wtf is going on

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Hmmmm Semen

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powerful

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Big Rom would have at least a brace this half

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bruno was an absolute mental midget passing to keknaldo instead kicking to the net

Kys

>just like London your city is blue
KEK

Fernandes is such a fucking KEK. Imagine getting into that position and still giving it to Ronaldo.

>biggest match of the year

???

ayyyy who's the lady in front of Fergie tho?

that a looks like a woman with her legs spread

i hope he will burn in hell for sabotaging moyes

her sex doll is top tier

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>biggest match of the year

are you feeling ok?

>"two cocks please"

Utd need to win this if they want Europea League

someone in work is leaving.
I can anonymously attach gifs to the digital leaving card.

Anyone got anything particularly "choice".

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You're probably watching it from a shit stream or channel. Skysports stream here and they haven't stopped whistling and chanting.

>this game

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Isn't it funny how the proposed solution to an overpaid team playing badly is always to buy a bunch of new players

manchester united after alex ferguson is like britain after the empire fell

have fun banning the Arby's public wifi jannoid shits

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ronaldo is the only one that looks like he even wants to be there

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chelsea are so impotent in front of goal, its been like this for years since we got rid of costa

Is this a lad or a lass?

this lol

jesus christ disgusting

Fuck this, i'm watching EL instead

MAD LAD

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYES

yes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lucky cunt

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good half, that

LOVIN IT

help i got sucked through the screen into this photo

Cant blame him, i would.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

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The only reason anyone tuned into watch this was for the catharsis of experiencing United’s latest shitshow.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Every United player except De Gea and Ronaldo deserve a few bullets to the head

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

martin tyler is fucking senile hahahaha

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i'd love to eat poop

SLURP!!!

if you need to ask it doesn't matter

Yes!

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with the message: "get well soon big man x"

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Ronaldo will score the winner
check them

What about cute vtuber girls?

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Might have a poo, lads...

He literally said De Gea saved United from the "embarrassment" of being 1 down to Chelsea.

Honestly they don't even care who United are playing. They just want to be part of United's self pity party

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I felt this game was gonna be a semen slurper but this is ridiculous

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I miss when these coloured tights were a trend in porn

We got some much needed rain last week, things were getting worrying.
Now it's a bit too cold but I'll gladly take this, I hope it continues.
Peach is looking good, apples not so much, the cold-resistant citrus experiment was a failure.

Halftime pens, take a shot Yea Forums.

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For me, it was very disappointing for Havertz to have missed those chances. If you want to win games, you need to score goals, but if you come close to scoring but don't actually ssore you're going to rue it if the opponent scores and you're losing.

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

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Dalots played well and doesnt seem to be fucking cancer

a poono or a poobag?

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man u win on the counterattack

...

Watch an United match.

KEK has to be this

>anonymously
lol

hello senegal

You now remember Marcus Rashford

slag time >:)

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Darn, that sucks. My potatoes have shot up randomly. Might get some raised beds to plant shit in.

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Lol, Liverpool will wreck Chelsea in the FA cup. Amazing how shit they’ve become since the sanctions

slags

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*ping*

There's a proper qt who works at my Sainsbury's lads. How do I get her to be my gf?

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>oh no a meaty, juicy vagina
incel energy

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roll

based

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*runs up and just blasts it full power*
FUCKIN AAAAAVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT

Unzips your bbc

British tabloid headlines are the one good thing to come from you lot kek

*blasts it full power*

want to have sex with an anime girl so bad

based

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Be rich, handsome and tall. Just the basics bro

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t.roastie

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Went for a poo, lads.

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Stutter steps up

Should be 90 minutes of keano and 15 minutes of football

for me it's 2D sex

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Alright lads, heading down to Greggs, you want owt?

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22. Ok.

who /futa/ here?

>22
she looks 32

they said girls not developed women

buy a bottle of lambrini, hand it to her and whisper
>show us yer muff

why is this allowed?

arrest all women

>22

Lmao no

>22
kek definitely in her 30s

swanky looking greggs tha

I hate young whores we need to raise the age of consent to 30 for men, and force them to never be able to marry younger its fucking WRONG

>22
damn white women are trash lmao

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>This is an 11/10 in bongland

Grim

Do yt pipo really

>22

OK boomer

Apply for sainsburys

Where's your winkle?

post big black tits

based whore

what went wrong with rashford?
was he ever good:?

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Michael Owen just ripping into Rashford. But racist desu

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le peaked at 18 activist lad

Bongs will hype anything

Ask her to tell you were they keep the girlfriends

Vegan sausage roll for me please bossman

Imagine the smell in that club

Finally these cunts criticise the black cunt, he hasnt added to his game since LVG brought him to the team

Indeed

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Axe bodyspray

bit racist that lad, this is a friendly board

her tits are fucking crazy

cute korean pornhwa girls

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>Vegan sausage roll for me please bossman

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its a tough job but someones gotta do it

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ezpz

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GOLGOLGLOGOL

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wahey megged!

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Rollin

HANGING TITS AT 20s JAJAJKJAKJAKJAKJA

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kek keeper BTFO

>korean pornhwa
Porn is illegal in Korea.

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not digital 2d porn no

roll

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watch THIS

When she asks "would there be anything else", reply with "You ;)".

roll

>66
The most based pens goal

What minute is Hannibal coming on to kick the fuck out of everybody

k

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DIE BART DIE

Never seen so many empty seats at the theatre of dreams. All is not well at Manchester United

She's the type who fantasises about getting brutally raped. Why else would she do this in public?

Nice failed panenka

C. Ronaldo 89' (P)

.

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İ kneel fr

getting fed up of this i am what i am british airways advert lads

youre a fucking plane company, how about telling us about why youre good at that

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Do you think Ronaldo is all that arsed about one of his kids dying?

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Why are all the Spics called Alonso?
Do they lack creativity genes?

Who was in the wrong here?

There was a time when I wouldn't have missed this fixture for anything

>Matic more dangerous in a wide position than Rashford

HAVERTS YOU FUCKİNG SHİTTER

Cover for him being gay anyway. Tragic still, mind.

Havertz fucking idiot

FOR FUCKS SAKE KAI

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REEEEE Havertz you bloody cunt

boober.

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>shitvertz

he came out of the whole thing with +1 kid just like most people do, nothing to get too upset about