MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA | MATCH THREAD #1

KICK OFF 19:45 BST

>De Gea, Lindelof, Ronaldo, Rashford, Fernandes, Varane, Dalot, Telles, Matic, Elanga, McTominay.
Subs: Heaton, Henderson, Bailly, Jones, Mata, Mejbri, Shoretire, Fernandez, Garnacho.

>Mendy, Rudiger, Alonso, Jorginho, Silva, Kante, Werner, Mount, James, Azpilicueta, Havertz.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Lukaku, Pulisic, Loftus-Cheek, Chalobah, Saul, Ziyech, Kenedy, Sarr.

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Wheres Sancho?

Tsunaldo still grieving?

Tonsillitis

Bold formation with Ronaldo/Rashford at CB

half of this squad will be gone by next year. dunno if its based or cringe, ill miss them

>De Gea, Lindelof, Ronaldo, Rashford, Fernandes, Varane, Dalot, Telles, Matic, Elanga, McTominay.

I don’t know why the lineup came out in this order

Wheres Lingard?

>OP not putting the United team in formation order
I SHIGGY DIGGY

De Gea; Dalot, Lindelof, Varane, Telles; Matic, McTominay; Elanga, Fernandes, Rashford; Ronaldo.

Squad numbers you dafty. Sky are lazy cunts.

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am I going to win lads? spent half my monthly salary on this bet

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GET IT ABUs

It’s a school night

>Fernandes and Ronaldo
Fucking brilliant, I love watching these shitters no matter what happens

> K.Ronaldo

New player???

Can Rashford please do something tonight

Karim Ronaldo
thinking he might show up like benzema

>Lindelel still starting

Holy shit, what do he need to to do to get dropped

it's Kristjano Ronaldo, his swiss cousin

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oh wow, lots to unpack here.
So... Sir Rashford is feeding starving kids as we speak, he's doing more than you facist will ever do.

>Rashford starting
lmao

Him and Ronaldo seem to be taking it in turns to score hat tricks atm. Wouldn't be suprised.

Matic has started 3 games in a row and your worried about Lindelöf

What is this picture trying to convey?

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>Trashford
Chelsea 4-0 win incoming

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>pooventus

I miss this little nigga more than you'd believe...

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legalporno when?

Chelsea bros...we got this

After hers

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Best you're getting is Christian

JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS
THERE'S NOBODY HERE

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Why does McTominay look like he's just got back from war??

Red card masterclass incoming.

there is something so exciting about seeing a man totally rejecting his nature appearance to be a cockhole for other men. I want to hatefuck them all.

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lmao chelsea have the worst fanbase in the world
london is red

COYS COYS COYS

>tf
>tp
you don't fucking say

Why isn't Pulisic starting?

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>not swapping Ronaldo and Rashford
even Sarri said Ronaldo performs better as a left winger than as a striker

>tfw no bunda Australian gf

>when the cope begins

why is jlingz being a bitch

Digits confirm tsuman hat trick

Super Sub. Just part of TACTICS

So it happened again...

uh oh

you're the most pervert people on earth you're aware of that right?

Best I can do is a nice 75 minute walk with a few half assed runs into the edge of the box

Chelsea will win the FA Cup.

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Mount Brace at the half. Check my digits.

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1-0 Chelsea win
alonso

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO PUT A BABY IN THAT SLUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!

digits and I boot up a turkbro channel

YOU WILL HAVE BROWN BABIES AND SOMBREROS BITCH

De gea looks broken lads. The club has truly broken him, wish he got the madrid move.

manure are only 11 points above newcastle lol

I sure hope so, Chelsea lost enough finals already.

Vgh..what could have been..

beaner

Manchester United loss incoming

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reroll

Hoping for a united win, but can't wait for the /MUG/ thread neither.

tSU, de gay, and pogba dabbing? Is this a gamthread for a chelsea match or 4CC?

>no maguire
Shant be watching.

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this is every white womans dream

SAUCE???

>no maguire
What's the point of watching ?

>Lukacoon on the bench
I see a 2-0 for us in the first half chelseabros

lets go

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>No Maguire
He must be tired from all the work he's done this season

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I wanted to watch this game lads but I'd rather sleep now. Besides, there will be no Maguire moments, which is sad.

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>starfire
what dc movie is this?

I will cuck your white women too

Hot but this video is just kissing, nothing else happens

Trannys need love and protection