/mlb/

Family Guy Funny Moments edition
BOS: J.D. Martinez aggravated adductor injury Wed.
TOR: Montoyo: X-rays negative on Vlad Jr.'s right foot
HOU: Altuve (hamstring) on track for Monday return
KC: Adalberto Mondesi diagnosed with torn left ACL
COL: Bryant, Rodgers still sidelined with back issues
HOU: Kyle Tucker getting day off Thursday vs. Rangers
SEA: Mariners send Cal Raleigh down to AAA Tacoma
SEA: Mitch Haniger (COVID-19) still not 100 percent
SD: Padres place Wil Myers (thumb) on the 10-day IL
CWS: Luis Robert (groin) out again Thursday vs. Royals

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1st for above .500 Marlins

First for Angels

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The Blue Jays of Toronto are a 1st round exit team btw.

My San Diego Padgays.

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Some obscure model who claims to be a Halos fan visited the team a few years ago.

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Clean your fucking table off

How does it feel to know that The Angels are contenders?

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Best edition.
Reminder that /our boy/ Zimmermann is pitching right now.

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FEELS FUCKING GREAT

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She's Danish

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for me, it's my San Diego Padres.

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Can’t you guys just beat the fucking yankees once for the love of god?

doyers

>angels "fans"

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I hate it when the birds lose to the Yankees, but I'm happy that I can at least take solace in the fact that it upsets you.

u sound like a bitch dodger fan or an M's fan

Reds getting UMP'd

JULIOOOOOOOOOO SPEEEEEEEEEDD

Not an Angel's fan, but Trout deserves to contend at least once in his career so I'm happy about it.

julio is so fast. He has to be in the top percentile for speed for his height. It's insane how quick he is for 6'4

An Angels/Mariners postseason series would be kino

He's driving the bus

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When is Lance Lynn back? I only watch White Sox games when hes in the mound

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me on the left

> Lynn (knee) is progressing in his throwing program and could return by the end of May, Vinnie Duber of NBC Sports Chicago reports.

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Me on the far left.

>Pebbles fielding

Is McMahon on the Rockies always this bad on defense? Goddamn, this entire series he's reminded me of a typical Phillies infielder from the mid 2010s. He is brutal.

Trout should have had 8 consecutive MVP awards from 2012 to 2019.

Ol itchy Bob

no he's actually a terrific fielder and someone i thought the phillies should have made a big trade offer for.

I'll give him 8 consecutive inches

Best I can do is 6

He led the majors in DRS last season.

Mullins run
>1st: hit by pitch
>2nd: wild pitch
>3rd: wild pitch
>home: roller

The Phillies are up 2-0 despite not hitting the ball outside the dirt once

Skubal KEK!!

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Yeah, I'm thinking his slump is over.

Padres make Mahle throw 50 pitches through the first two innings and 30 pitches the next 3. Why is the lineup operating backwards?

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>risp

Yankee Stadium is very quiet

Let’s open a dialogue about them Cubbie Bears.

LeMachine is on the fritz.

I've noticed that the Yankeesfags here have been more quiet too. Maybe the fanbase is buckbroken now.

Kiss the rings

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>little dribbler

How long 'till I get my money if I bet on the Yankees rn

BOHM BOMB

never

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Angles desu senpai

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FUCK YOU FOR HITTING JULIO, FUCKER

bohms gonna be a star

How many this century? I only witness one in 2009

MUH RINGS

Rays pitcher has pinpoint accuracy
>woops didn't mean to throw at his head haha
Rays do this all the time. Shitters

>keleshit

Amazing. If Ohtani wakes up then it's going to be even better.

i wish >my team had a meme jap player

Ohtani and Seiya are memes?

You know what i mean

Trust me, you don’t want that.

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Profar sit on a few pitches FFS

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I really don't. What do you mean and why do you want one?

I mean token Jap player
i want one because they're cool

>Trust me, you don’t want that.
Why not?

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I understand. I want a routy dominican player on the Angels for similar reasons.

Who's gonna buy FC?

Denmark bro I see you around a lot. You like baseball a lot?

Having a Japanese player will become like having a Brazilian in soccer

FC?

Go Cubs

we tied, chaddies.

Yes i've become a baseball fan