/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Trapped in a Relationship Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Shovlin says Mercedes 'seeing encouraging signs' as they race for fixes ahead of Miami GP
F1 sprint races need to be 50% longer to work sez JORJ
Daniel Exposed Ricciardo will be a guest on The Daily Show April 28th
Wolff would be ‘dead in the Maldives’ without Formula 1

Ferrari will bring track-specific new parts to next week’s race in Miami followed by a more significant upgrade afterwards.

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which is /f1/ approved

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seb!

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>race for fixes
more like fix the races I dare say

Botafogo

LeIndians, what are we pajeeting?

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Lescholars, what are we reading?

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Who wears the trousers?

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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kwabb (kek what a barbados bitch)

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Neither from the looks of it

Whichever of them can turn left.

buzzword buzzword

max cuckitini.

Dodo Wolff of Mercedes AMX Porpoise F1 Team

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same would probably happen to me

Both.

Nicola Larini > Senna
He could turn left when it counted

backlash against buzzword

This general turns very weird when there's a two-week gap between races, very gay even

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I honestly want merc to step up their game and make it a three way battle. Two dominant teams is just boring.

gimi

>when you have a Russell moment

Is he a fraud? I thought he was Newey-tier.

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what's your tune right now?
youtube.com/watch?v=ztpOrEQ9W4s

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Anri's face is starting to look, saggy...
Gravity always wins in the end, huh?

Then wish for alpine not merc, plus 2 teams is better than 1, years like 2012 are never happening with these regs

Top Gear legend James May

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He does jack shit. It was all Aldo Costa

Why has his start to the season been so disappointing?

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I'm going to let you all know that I'm sick of all this buzzword discussion while tacitly inviting everybody to join in.

CLARKSOOOOOOON

I'm trying to be realistic here. Alpine will never be a dominant team, neither will mclaren

Some bad luck, in Australia and Imola, but probably championship pressure

How do you say "Spastic lap one choker" in a kind of Italian/Spanish creole?

what's the facial expression that he gives the stewardess called?

how long have you been here? iirc i stumbled upon this godforsaken general in early 2017

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has seb finally recovered from long covid/severe mental fatigue or was he just lucky last race?

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he cant stand getting mogged by charles

Carlos Sainz.

2021, july, silverstone gp
im so glad i wasnt an f1 fan 2014-2020

Bad luck desu

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a bit of both. the mixed conditions certainly helped

since haryanto bandwagon

Oh God, ages. I've been here for hours.

How did she end up working in F1/motorsports? I was banking on building up from formula student but my uni just pulled the funding on it

>F1 sprint races need to be 50% longer to work sez JORJ
might as well have 2 races then

shits retarded, race 33 laps 1 day then 50 laps the next?
retarded.

he’s like the modern david coulthard. he is able to beat his superstar teammate when the car is not good enough for a championship but gets easily beaten when it is

It's pretty perferct, hamilton and merc out of the championship, leclerc gets a good headstart and now max had to chase him down and win the championship, if they were close in points max would win but with the gap who knows

2010. Came here originally only for /vp/.

too long

>It's pretty perferct, hamilton and merc out of the championship, leclerc gets a good headstart and now max had to chase him down and win the championship, if they were close in points max would win but with the gap who knows
with the straight line speed advantage the Red Bull has, I think Verstappen will take the lead of the championship around Silverstone GP time

Leclerc's chance is if the Red Bull proves to be a 2005 McLaren of a car that can't finish enough races.

Sainz never had the makings of an F1 world champion.

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The only reason Red Bull won was because they got the setup right. The cars have been in parc ferme for twice as long for Imola so no chance to optimise the setup even when you get data. We'll have to wait till Miami to see if Red Bull's pace is actually representative or not.

Matie Cunnings, the new queen of stretching in the morning?

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thru the masters she did in france, she worked in renault making the engine of the twingo sport and they got her for the f1 egine dept

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe "The 2022 Formula 1 Technical Regulations"? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved motorsports class of all time! The additions and changes made to these regulations will surely resonate in the annals of the history of technical documents ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which the 2022 Formula 1 Technical Regulations was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. If there is any message to be taken from "The 2022 Formula 1 Technical Regulations", it is this... what a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience it leaves me hopeful that as a community — as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

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The Sopranos should have been about Wop-American gangsters watching and celebrating Schumacher's Ferrari success.

whats the f1 equivalent of a self objection the court of law?

>"I think Ericsson hit us"

Lando Norris, Russia 2021

Telling your team it's a marathon and not a sprint so P2 is fine, and then bottling said P2 anyway

Lewis Hamilton saying "Bye bye, who needs 25 points anyway" at Baku

I think it'll be close since RB seems to have fixed their reliability problems, but Ferrari is probably going to come out ahead. Even without taking the car into consideration, the team itself has improved a lot this year. Even the recovery from Leclerc's sbinalla to only lose 7 points was impressive.

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He's literally me

i think clerc is still a very unreliable driver.
Max made like one mistake last season. So if RB fixed their engine ferrari has no chance

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yo why is germany so cringe

Gen 3 revel where???? post link

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oh fug, studying engineering in france have fame of being much tougher than in spain + the industrial engineering masters by itself its already painful

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it's hamspammers new vpn

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Roight bruv, dots a noice ticker yu 'ave there, also m8, gr8 jacket.
Me an me m8 'ere will be 'aving dat.

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im not cringe. or am i?

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For me, it's latifi

for me its prost simply because 100% of f1 related media non stop shills for the dead man

prefer thicker thighs to be desu

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two stretches followed by a sugary energy drink to replenish the muscles. wow shes just like me

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I'm more of a yoga with Adriene fella

oh yes. crush me mummy

Way too skinny, noodle legs

>the engine in leclerc's car died during the tyre test
Whoops

>F1 sprint races need to be 50% longer to work sez JORJ
thankfully based Brawn doesn't give a shit about backmarkers

that’s because he was the outright faster driver by some margin, like it or not

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oi the'e lads ya go' a loicense for dem stealins yeh? soz luv if ya don' 'ave any then me's gonna stop ya innit

all sports are inherently homoerotic

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are you in the industrial master's? i have thought of doing an automotive master or mechanical engineering master after the industrial bachelor which hopefully ill get this year, i just cant motivate myself to do materials/thermodynamics

m8 you got a loicence-checking loicence?

gimi

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oi lad, you got a loicence to speak to me?

BASED

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gio

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What a weird picture
'orite lads lets take a picture behind that garage.'

oi who'a'you blud you's gonna eat me shanks if ya don't wa'ch yeself

did they ever do a movie together ?

gio? ups

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wait what rat man wore that shirt too? disgusting

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Sorry bruv, looks like your breathing loicence just expired

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