Have you heard about that lost Frasier episode? It was called "Dead Daphne" and it begins with Frasier coming home and his father asks "What's in the bag?" to which he replies "Another old bag" and the audience laughs. Daphne does not appear for this whole episode but everytime the bag appears on-screen the stage lighting gets dimmer and dimmer and the bag shifts like something is alive inside it. After this, the episode becomes ruined with scan lines, like on old video cassettes and the audio becomes poorer to hear, but they sound distraught about something. There is a split-second screen transition which shows Daphne with her throat slit open and blood running down her neck which changes to Frasier, his brother and father standing at Daphne's grave, mourning. Apparently, the dog barks at something non-existent at this part but he's too small to see and the camera does not focus on him. Eventually, they are sitting eating something which is fuzzy with lines when they begin crying and screaming about Daphne being dead, their crying turning into a bloodcurdling wail and eventually a shriek which turns into loud static as the audience laughter grows louder and louder until it is like rushing through a tunnel at high speed. The episode cuts off here into 5 minutes of static but at the end there is a split second of Daphne and her slit throat, with a sharp piercing scream. The episode was burned but a copy was saved, and they say you'd be foolish to go looking for it.
Have you heard about that lost Frasier episode...
I read this entire monologue in Niles' voice, and now so are you
So Daphne is dead, but what was in the bag?
I haven't seen this show in years and I can really do it with ease. It's actually a little surprising.
i'm not reading all that shit again
tossed salads and scrambled eggs
fuck fraiser
Ted Mosby is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
You had good aural memory.
Edginess does not a good Frasier fanfiction make. You can go all different ways with it, but edgy just doesn't become it.
>spotted Cam Winston
What wine were they drinking with dinner?
Him and Frasier have distinctive snob accents
Bringin' it full circle. Nice
eddie
they couldn't hear eddie barking because he was a ghost
I remember being a kid on Yea Forums in like 2007 and fucking loving creepypasta threads full of shit like this that must've probably been pretty lame, looking back
But goddamn they were terrifying as an 11 year old reading them on a cracked ipod touch under the covers
Has the world gone mad, Mr. Bottomsly?
Frasier is what I watch when I’m lonely.
Pretty much every night
Missing the "hyper-realistic" gore
you can watch it when you're lonely
you can watch it with some friends
watch it all evening
frasier never ends!
skinnamarinky dinky dink
skinnamarinky doo
frasier loves you
>poster without Bulldog
delete
what will you do if netflix takes it off
What is a boy to do