After being shot, Sophie immediately fell unconscious and collapsed onto Franz Ferdinand’s legs.[89] The Archduke...

One of our own got murdered?? Better send a few million brave young men to die as revenge!

nobody getting shot in the jugular is doing anything other than spluttering, bleeding, choking, and passing out shortly afterwards

I can't believe Super Mario is dead!

How do monarcucks justify WW1?

>It was supposed to wrap up by christmas, just a good old short, honourable war

WW1 is so much more kino than WW2

trench warfare is pretty boring

Are you trying to say that diversity is not a strength? Tell me your name and company so I can get you fired

it was the end of kino wars and start of the new 'senseless slaughter of men you can't even see with artillery/aircraft' era

it caused the lord of the rings and a lot of other good art in every medium. large-scale suffering every so often is good for the species

Budapest was the second fastest growing city on the world after Chicago. I wouldn't call that a decline

it’s onli bullitz

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL ME AND START A WAR YOU'RE JUST ONE SLAV WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!

They had aircraft and artillery in WW1 dunce

we're long overdue for a nice, big total war with high stakes
it'd eradicate the weak sjw cucks and give us depressed sacks of shit an opportunity to die for good cause(or survive and be the chad in post-war world)
nukes really fucked it up, eh; all the big powers are too scared to fight directly now

It’s kind of like having Caesar’s last words be “et tu brute” instead of “gurgle gurgle”

Pleb: filtered

no they didn't, hans f. luftwaffer invented the airplane in 1936; they only had combat zeppelins in ww1

it would do a lot of good

Lol

Are you fucking stuoid, the reason why we're in this shithole of a state is because tens of millions all the finest most capable and well-bred white men were killed in battle over two bearaucratic Euopean civil wars. Fuck

Based.
Can't wait for some real shit to go down (even though I'll probably be a casualty myself).

so what you're saying is we need a war over race, not monarchs or ideologies

Weren't they on stalemate for like 3 years? Boring shit

Yes, we should unite to eliminate dregs (while avoiding getting addicted to dreg eliminarion), rather than have the best of people kill eachother arguing over who to kill

It's already been perfected in artistic representation

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Or Lord Nelson's being 'kiss me, Hardy' when they were actually 'fan, fan ... rub, rub ... drink, drink'

It was started by the French Republic

All of them were white, of course they weren't diverse

badly and unconvincingly, same way we do anything

top zozz

>we should unite to eliminate dregs
>we

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His point is that the Austrian government would have wanted to make Ferdinand's death as noble-sounding as possible. In all likelihood he was just shouting in pain or choking on his own blood

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In about 150 - 200 years a huge battle for resources will happen. Earth will be so fucking shitty before and after the war

Best thing the HBO show did imo

Why are you people always so sure you won't be one of the ones getting eliminated?

they're not, they accept that possibility as part of the deal. it's a matter of philosophy. why do you people never understand that?

if you actually believe the best should succeed it shouldnt bother you

if you look at what a lot of the future high ranking Nazis were when they were 20 they're not that much different from your standard user now

So did Gavrillo roll for a crit hit or was medicine back then just that shitty?

I wanted to post this on /his/ but one of you fags was faster

A Siberian peasant wizard of Russia got the job of head medical advisor to the Tsar of Russia's heir because he had a really big cock and didn't trust aspirin. The early 20th Century up until WWI was an odd time in history. Lots of occult shit and weird fraternal societies

Why was that? And what replaced it in modern times?

Are you an expert at jugular related deaths ?

That's no different from previous periods in history, just better documented

>what replaced it
not modern medicine or science, its all the baby blood drinking space vampire Clintons and jews pol is warning you of

>it's okay that I might die as they eliminate all undesirables, because it means my superiors will inherit a better, cleaner earth!
This is advanced bootlicking right here

The whole event is kino

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this is what happens when you are an incel neet and have literally nothing to live for. I probably would have said similarly retarded shit 5 years ago, ut now that my life has the slightest semblance of form, I really dont want to die randomly in violence. These retards simply cant understand being an adult.

This, it'll be a set up for culling as they control all sides of the conflict.

Its fucking Nazism what do you expect?

Remember that time the Soviet Union starved because Stalin suppressed and killed any biologist didnt believe in the plant alchemy that let him produce fraudulent numbers?

odd argument. so your position is that the future should be fucked as long as you benefit personally? i dont agree with fascists, just trying to understand your point of view here

I think the ideas of "superior people" and "undesirables" are idiotic and nonsensical.
I'm all for leaving the earth a better place than I found it, but that's a far cry from murdering people I don't like because I think they're stupid, or that they're not white enough.

What is idiotic and nonsensical about it?

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i agree but thats not really what you said

Don't you know, diversity is only skin deep.

The amount of times she dropped the dog cracks me up.

I disagree and am now arming my isolationist country for world domination. Dont @ me

That is what I said. There's no such thing as "superior" people. There's just people, and if they kill me and a bunch of others that they don't like, the world won't be made better by our deaths, because the people that would still be alive weren't better than us.

Me on the right

that's not a dog

The best solution is to have wartime-like conditions and militant mobilisation among the population WITHIN peacetime, with an authoritarian government that makes a virtue of militarism and traditional hierachy. Which is what Fascism tried to do. The idea is to use government authority to artificially maintain conditions whereby the population is not permitted to become soft and decadent that is typical of peacetime.

Just do what Singapore does and force militart service on all male citizens while never having a war

So, Orwell's 1984.

Imagine throwing dart bombs by hand from a light aircraft and trying to take pictures from the air while people shoot at you.

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well thats something completely different too. im not sure what youre going for desu

>serb killed the austro-hungarian archduke!
>quick, send some australians to fight turks!
WWI was confusing.

Democracy and social decadence will either lead to collapse and barbarism or 1984 anyway. If you want civilisation you have to be willing to maintain austerity and authority.

Please explain to me how the fuck you can't square those statements.

>some saudis flew a plane into a skyscraper
>quick send some americans and europeans to fight the iraqis
Confusing

>democracy and social decadence will lead to collapse and barbarism or 1984 anyway
According to whom?

Indeed.

soon

No you see you resentful faggot is that aristocrats were actually just better, more noble people. You and your slave minded brethren must cope by convincing yourself he had a cowards death as well because thats what you would have. But he was an aristocrat unto death and it shows with his last words.

>Extra Reddits
fuck off retard

is there anything basedface can't btfo?

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I cite the source of demonstrable reality in 2019.

So do I.

>the dog

We have that in Finland and Sweden used to have it until recently. I don't think it has the effect these people would want, but it surely has some effect.

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It already exists and stars Christopher Plummer but there are a couple versions of it. There's the original longer cut with all the characters speaking in native languages and then there's the burger-friendly dubbed shorter version with a le ebin title and a special intro explaining the basic history facts that everyone outside of America knows.

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Why?

lol

kinos we will never see

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Dont you mock my my nations past user.
You would understand how he felt if youd ever experience love.
And yes im still not over losing all our holdings and becoming a countrylet

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what do you think, retard? What do you think armies are for?

Yeah. It's a bit more interesting when it's morally grey and one side isn't cartoonish villains

>Yeah. It's a bit more interesting when it's morally grey and one side isn't made out to be cartoonish villains so we can justify our own aswell as our allies atrocities

To forcefully harden the populace with a mandatory curriculum on adult health care, fitness, hardiness, a sense of community, and a unite them in joined service increasing the productivity and good faith in a city-state that otherwise would lose people to disenfranchisememt, isolation and consumption

Handiness* not hardiness
Like the idea that everybody in Singapore is educated in team lifts and knot tying is fantastic

>tfw the reason for basically the entirety of 20th century history is because a driver missed his turn

Pretty crazy when you think about it

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It was a parade, how could he miss his turn if not on purpose and why would an assassin plan for that?

>Lots of occult shit and weird fraternal societies

the interbellum had the same thing

there were multiple assassins waiting for him. the one that killed him was the back up guy in case the parade changed direction

WW2, by Croats

Might as well be

>you'll never be a hotshot egyptologist tricking people into buying your razor-sharpening pyramids and banging dames after the mummy unwrapping parties

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Remember that time the Nazis fell behind on atomic/nuclear science because they went full retard and forbid "Jewish sciences", all because a mediocre German scientist didn't like people changing the science he grew up with?

Just one day I'd like to see some fascist state embracing the actual scientific process rather than banning the bits they don't like the sound of. Just to see what happens.

>Yeah. It's a bit more interesting when it's morally grey and one side isn't cartoonish villains
The soviets weren't that cartoonish.

He wasn't driving and he wasn't using a fucking glock

Actually "Et tu, Brute" is an invention from Shakespeare. No contemporary writings have suggested he actually said that.

Historical accounts have reported that he either said nothing, or that he said "Kai su, teknon", which is Greek for "You too, my son". Also, rather than expressing surprise/betrayal, that may have represented a belief or wish that a similar fate befall Brutus.

>Sweden used to have it until recently.
Didn't they reinstate it only after a year or two of not having it, because it turns out nobody was signing up for it willingly like they supposed?

>and why would an assassin plan for that?
He didn't he just got lucky.

>US Star Wars Program restarted due to Musk’s BFG rockets
>ICBMs and MAD rendered obsolete
>Russia starts fielding hypersonic nuclear-powered 100MT cobalt torpedos
>the entirety of the US Eastern Seaboard gets the spicy rock treatment
GG no re

Childhood is thinking WWI happened because a guy got lucky.
Adulthood is realising that the assassination attempts would simply continue until successful. The pieces were all set and at most the Arch-Duke would have been lucky for a couple of extra years before the inevitable.

>Adulthood is realising that the assassination attempts would simply continue until successful.
Even then, something else would have eventually triggered it, everyone was ready for it and just waiting for an excuse.

What if Brutus did a cool quip thing with "you're going to hell"? I bet the stodgy historians never considered that.

why would they need to justify one of the most kino wars in human history

I think they may have some half system now, not sure. It's not mandatory though. Their military is really small and useless now though compared to Finland's.

It's not like Russia's going to start with Sweden, anyway. You'll just have to keep them off while the Swedish soldiers get trained.

you don't just build up your military suddenly like that

More like you don't stock up on enough missiles and shit suddenly like that. If Sweden and Finland is down to military grunts against Russia then they're fucked.

its faster than you think, right now all factories are ready to switch over to military production at a moments notice

WHAT DID YOU SAY, PEASANT?

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swedes are way too cucked to ever become soldiers
maybe those muslims will defend sweden from russia
or maybe they'll just go back home

Epic dab on them swedes. :,D

They already have.

In WWI the Austrians killed so many Serb men that the to this day their demographics have been affected.

In WWII an Austrian helped dismantle Serbia’s dream of Yugoslavia and sent Serbs into death camps.

And now Serbia is finally dissolving slowly, having lost their literal heartland to Albanians.

Serbia has paid for its crimes.

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Feels good man

...because we'll be the ones doing the eliminating

A Serbian furry delivers the killing blow to Archduke Mario, heir of the Mushroom Kingdom during the grand kart opening race. (colorized)

Yeah, you go first, buddy, you seem exactly like the kind of person the world can perfectly do without.

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>you will never mow down an offensive line then play soccer with them the next day because its Christmas

Speaking of, where is our Christmas WW1 stalemate movie? I'd cry like a baby if they did it right

War is a preferable alternative to endless degeneration.
You cuck would rather put your head in the sand and let the next generation deal with the mess our ancestors created

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>im still not over losing all our holdings and becoming a countrylet
you guys literally did it to yourselves. well, bismarck didn't help.

>he doesn't know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyeux_Noël

The literal STATE of this board

>degeneration
>cuck
Yep, first line for you, totally deserved.

Exactly the response I would expect from a shirker. So you just dont like the word "degeneration" or do you literally think the western world is turning into a better place?
Or are you just a third worlder?
Unironically interested in your perspective

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We do, and not that "die for isreal" bollocks either.

But is it good?

You're a shitstain that can only cry about bullshit like "degeneration" while doing nothing to become an excellent indivisual. You are irrelevant, you have no knowledge, you have no skill, you spend your time shitposting on an imageboard with other retards incapable of critical thinking, yet you advoke for a change in our "degenerate" society. You and are the last person everyone should listen when it comes to advices and ideas.

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What does the army have to do with this?

Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Gott strafe England!

They still need to lose vajdasag to the hungarians.

eh, you're talking out of your ass. i'm constantly learning and bettering myself and i also think we're due for a great upheaval and trimming of the fat. some people just have different ways of looking at the world and the patterns of human civilization buddy

You and that retard are the reason the bourgeoisie are winning.

did Hitler ever punish the Serbs for WWI?

>i'm constantly learning and bettering myself
Yes, you are now at the amoeba stage. Long way ahead. I'm afraid critical thinking is still out of reach.

No, but he sure punished the Germans

Another meme answer, I asked for your perspective yet youre seething so hard that all i got was typos. Also try to broaden your horizon, just tolstoyposting will only get you so far.
Thanks anyway for my evaluation Mr Freud and stop project your interest in fucking your own mother onto me while youre literally on an imageboard yourself.

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>evola
>communism

When did I say that I was a communist?

>Also try to broaden your horizon, just tolstoyposting will only get you so far.
Tolstoy's horizon is as wide as your mom's gaping hole.
>Evola
Might as well quote Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini.

jek

Those statues of from the soviet era

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I love how that quote from a nazi sympathizer is juxtaposed with statues commemorating COMMUNIST victory over FASCIST EUROPEANS. Do you people even fucking think?

damn this guy's a level 20 Quip Master. why'd i even bother to post. you should write marvel movies bro

Well since youre still unable to articulate your own position I think im done here
>Might as well quote Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini.
waah waah hes using a philosopher that I dont like
Neither did I make the image nor do I think there is anything wrong with using an aestethic statue. I bet you as a commie never drive on highways since it was made by that evul mustache man

In that case they would've reported his last words as "How is the empire?"

Fucking moron.

nice retort

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That's the thing with ancient history. You have to deal with the fact that at least some of the cool stuff you read about never happened. For example there's a suspiciously high number of important people who died memorable or ironic deaths. Or like Aeschylus when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head. We're supposed to believe this? You kind of have to treat some of these stories as just that. Maybe it happened maybe it didn't.

>Evola
>philosopher
Oh no no no no hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Again
>h-hes quoting someone I dont like
go dilate

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pre ww1 serbia was basically a terrorist state ruled by some shadow society assassin death cult. the destruction of serbia has been one of the best things to happen in the 20th century

>painter
Between him and Hitler I see a pattern.

Well I guess he was too talented for the modern filth they accepted at the vienna art school

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>DAE STATUE LOOK ELEGANT WITH EPIC TEXT ON IT FUCK CONTEXT
Fucking moron.

I blame Berlin, it should've stayed in Ottomans' hands.

>dull and generic
>interesting and boundary pushing

xD

Same response but you managed to convey it in a slightly more retarded way, kudos.
>DAE
gas yourself zoomer

>interesting and boundary pushing
pozzed

Imagine genuinely thinking Hitler was a good artist, how fucking pathetic would that be,

Your brain is pozzed.

imagine thinking egon shiele's ugly unproportional humans are what a "good artist" does

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>n-no you

Not sure what the joke's supposed to be? I'm curious because the official first fonctioning plane was in 1903 and some were used during ww1.

Good
Fuck those subhumans

How many years of experience will your soldiers have driving tanks? Compared to the invading force that has been spending the last five years driving tanks around?

>shiele
Egon Schiele was a genius, Hitler was a vermin.

Based Serb

yeah he got carried because he was a protege of Klimt, who was an actual artist and not a hack

Don't be rude towards the Americans now. They were way worse in the Vietnam, Korean and Afghanistan wars

i played world of tanks once