Kino

Imagine the taste

I had it sucked yesterday. I need to get off the antidepressants so I can actually cum from it again

Same thing happened to me. My ex would get frustrated and ask me if I'm not attracted to her anymore and then wouldn't let me stop fucking until I came. I explained it to her so many times, she just had low self-esteem

I’ve had to many whores, and blow jobs are meh compared to fucking her ass and then blowing your load in her mouth

When was the last time you had a blowjob guys?

For me it was 3 years ago or something. A real one. I dont even rememberh ow it feels, just that it did to shoot her mouth full.

Like a year ago one girl licked my peepee ones but I wouldnt really call it a bj

>tfw you will never have a real blowjob by some hot pornslut

You need to buy good whores that blowjob not just ass fucking

Nikita Denise, Czhek out my ass. This video is fucking great in 1080p so I suggest you torrent.

yesterday, followed up by banging her prone bone to get off

My gf's like this, too. She's very attractive (at least to me), but sometimes you just aren't feeling it.

Semenbrain

three years for me too
multiple offers or opportunities since but i just don't give a shit anymore

It's funny to me that you think I've ever had sex. My self-esteem is so low I can't even get proper erections anymore; only brunettes seem to work. Everything else has me dead like a fish.

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>exgf break up with me
>okay.jpeg
>start lifting
>biking
>quit porn
>no jerk off
>got a job
>no drinking
>been fucking a 19yo
>mfw im 26
damn bros this pussy is tight as fuck and so good

how do you go on about this?

I mean literally, at some point do you say like "do you think im a bit too old for you?" or something? How do you play this off

>tfw dont have a 19 yr old gf myself

Explain to me how you get tired of your gf? Just fucking imagine she's someone else and blow your load, no one but you will ever know.
Living the chad life.

girls love older dudes, and there's no such thing as "too young" if she's legal. it's a manipulation technique used by seething roasties

Not him but if you actually take care of yourself you're gonna look 5 years younger plus women usually don't care too much so long as their needs are taken care of whatever they may be.

so do you bring it up?

Sometimes I see hot girls around 19, 20, 21 walkign and then I think but im almost 30 theres just no way

at some point you need to address the elpehant in the room right

literally never

Implying i'd give up my wizard powers for something insignificant like this. Not now that i'm so close.

I've never had a good bj. I've had consistent sex for a decade but I stopped desiring bjs about 6 years ago because they were shit at it.

don't see a reason to talk about it unless she brings it up

You are insane if you don't realize women love older guys. They always have, it's not even a thing that's hidden or "red pilled" or whatever. Women find older men much more attractive on average. Imagine if every guy had a MILF fetish. Then gender swap it. That's what women are. It'll be casually brought up that you're older by her or others but if you're not old enough to be her father no one will think anything about it is creepy.

thanks

That's the thing. If a girl is ever good at giving head that's not a sign to be proud of. If you're okay knowing that's she's sucked many a dick to raise her power level then good for her and better for you.

Am I the only person that doesn't like getting deep throated? I instantly feel like I'm getting a bj from a whore, and I know it's going to be over the top. I prefer when women get that glazed look in their eyes and they take their time. That's when you can tell they're super horny.

god pornstars are ugly. now i remember why i only whack it to 2d

my current gf was fucking awful at it when we started dating, so I started instructing her on how to do it and she's great now

So talk to 18 yr old girls on the street/supermarket etc?

What do you talk about? How quickly can you ask her number to propose a date? How do you know if she likes you enough or is gonna creep out?

Thanks senpai

>Sometimes I see hot girls around 19, 20, 21 walkign and then I think but im almost 30 theres just no way
Lmao dumb fuck. It's an order of magnitude easier for me at 28 than it was at 18.

37 and still virgin ,i need to and come out of my appartment or im gonna die a virgin

1 day ago.

did she make a comeback?
she must be pretty old now, but she doesn't look bad from the webm

Help a retard out then on how you do it

>god pornstars are ugly. now i remember why i only whack it to 2d
imagine being an unironic weaboo fagot

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You don't really need to. Girls get the "mature faster than boys" meme from a very early age. They assume that you're responding to their "advanced maturity" when you're older.

>26
>old

fucking zoomers

I just use Tinder, that's where they all are anyways and you don't need to risk any mistaken age issues.

Gonna be two for me in September

5 years ago from an aunt

However you need to justify being attracted to cartoons.

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I too but I dont get matches

Hoped maybe irl I could get more lucky

So what do you say to them untill you ask for their number to go on a date?

brazzers is such hot trash now
what happened

not necessarily, it only takes one long term bf to get good at it. some girls stay awful even after a hundred dicks

nevermind, that's a video from 2012

Based

She's done with porn and like most retired pornstars does solely escorting and cam shows as that's where the real money is.
This is a recent pic of her.

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thats hot

I don't get tired of her and we do stuff all the time, it's more that you get comfortable to a point where it can occasionally feel like a chore. When you've never had much contact with girls, you literally can't stop thinking about fucking. Then when you get it, your hormones regulate a little and your lust simmers down. However, if I were to spend like a week away from her, I'd be right back to wanting to fuck like rabbits.

My last was a month ago.
She was awful at it but she let me eat her ass so I'll let her off.

Yeah it was, I honestly wish I could go back and relive it

Fucking nasty. Enjoy your diseases.

Yeah I've noticed that the videos from 2010-2014 were all prime but then they just started getting worse and worse. I believe they got rid of two directors plus the normal actress talent were used to has mostly circulated out.

Interestingly, your age gap is the same as mine. But I'm 24. It's legal, I'm not American

I recently had an aunt come on to me. It was very awkward.

>but then they just started getting worse and worse.
worse how

Greentext it?

I'm with a girl right now and while I'm really getting inside her I slap and choke her as well. She's like 5'11' and built tougher than me overall. Her clit is pretty big it kind of feels like a fleshy peanut. Her ass is fucking big too.

I'll never understand eating ass

Last night I went soft while my wife gave me a bj then again when she was riding on top but I had no problem staying hard while I was on top. wtf is wrong with me bros

>she let me eat her ass
>so I let her off
I can't understand how you giving her pleasure is equal to her not doing it to you correctly.

2 days ago here

based

i would totally do this too. As long as its legal I shouldnt give a fuck anymore what other people think.

teach us master

I have ten extra years of figuring out women and dating/sex experience under my belt. I know how to talk to them and how to get into their pants; I didn't as a teenager and was a retarded, depressed incel and constantly frustrated.

If you haven't been practicing then you have no advantage over your younger self, and I can't teach you in a Yea Forums post. It's just like any other skill. Imagine me learning violin at 18 compared to 10 years worth of practice at 28. And then there's you who wants me to teach him how to play. Like I can just confer this hard-won skill to some pleb at whim by saying the magic words to make him "get it". Doesn't work that way, my man.

how old are you, you don't get to have teenage boners for life you know

3 weeks into being a literal 30yo boomer

probably because you're more used to controlling the tempo. consider consulting a doctor

To bame a few off my head.
>ruining their category system i.e: Big wett Butts having small butt women in them
>camera angle being off while actual perspective being too far from the action
>lack of good new talent as mentioned above
>more black men in scenes
that last part is a crack at the industry as a whole though

>tomorrow I begin nofap for a month(at least)

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I enjoy eating ass. Nothing worse than some frigid bitch who won't let you near her butthole.

I've never had sex.

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Okay then can you give some tips and tricks beyond go to bars/parties while looking the best you can?

I once made it 16 days, really wish I kept with it.

toppest of keks in this thread.

Most people are attracted to cartoons, the only "problem" is if you're exclusively attracted to them like he is. I love 2D and 3D

I went 100 days and at the time was really into distance running, averaging 40 miles (60 kilometers) ran a week. However the moment I stopped running I got chest pains and said fuck it this is too stressful without a release.

Really, you need a good habit to replace the bad or you're gonna jack off.

yet

but can she take throatpies?

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Not really an interesting story but sure
>was actually really sad about something, can't remember what it was
>aunt lived in the same house as me (grandparents were away and uncle was out of state)
>she came and sat next to me on the couch asking me whats wrong
>eventually she slowly started rubbing my leg, worked up to my dick
>slips her had under my shorts but above my underwear, rubs my dickhead
>felt so fucking amazing
>she licked the precum
>goes for a full handjob and kisses me and goes crazy with her tongue
>felt guilty because I'm fucking my uncles wife
>suck on her tits, I think they were fucking E or someshit but she was stacked as fuck
>pulls my shots and underwear down and sucks my cock
>starts by slowly sucking precum out the hole and licks the inside of my foreskin
>get the most mindblowing blowjob by my fucking aunt
>eventually we fuck, missionary with leglocking
>we fuck for nearly two weeks daily all over the house
>the day my uncle comes back, she says she wants me to cum in her mouth
>i do, then hours or so later my uncle comes and gives him a sloppy kiss and says she loves and missed him so much
I'd give anything to relive that, it was the best time of my life
And the funny thing is they divorced a couple of years later
I also thought of looking her up to fuck her again but I dunno if I wanna go through with it now that she's married again and with a kid

there are no shortcut "tips and tricks", as at best they'll give you a temporary "victory" and lead you into more socializing that's completely foreign to you and you'll inevitably fails at. it's all about learning to become better at socializing naturally with women over time by treating them as if they're just normal human beings and not things you want to fuck.

Not the user but my best advice is literally hit on tons of girls all the time. Like straight up ask for girls numbers constantly. Maybe even if you didn’t speak to her before.
>Why is this important?
Because it teaches you the most valuable aspect of being a man, handling rejection. Women are a numbers game. I’ve seen guys get fucking toasted by ugly girls all the time.
Women have a chip on their shoulder and just because some women say no to you doesn’t mean it was personal: learn it and embrace it
>How does this help me
By being alright with rejection instead of becoming a lonely wuss after you sacked up you just move on to the next girl. As said before it’s a numbers game so you shoot your shot a hundred times in a night you will walk out with a few numbers or maybe the girl herself
You also learn from failure how to succeed. Tweak your tone/posture/jokes, read your audience and you pull much more

There’s no secret chad cheat code and even hot model chads get spurned a lot more than they let on. In fact being less than a perfect 10 lowers girls guard and they’re more willing to sleep with you because they’re less worried about objectification

Happy hunting lads

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Holy shit name pls.

I jerked off so many fucking times to this because my Science teacher looked exactly like this whore,short cute hair. IDK How true it is but i heard the glory hole actor here got pregnant from a nigger :(

It starts after I go to sleep for the night, I got one more left in me but that aint it.

Do it again yo.

I think the ultimate would be doing no-internet. While I love the cumbrain meme I think the "imageboardbrain" meme is a little more accurate.

Porn and your mental state (nerves)

I can stay hard for hours but when I get a new gf I always have trouble getting / staying hard for the first week or two. I attribute it to being used to staring at porn on a screen, and also nerves

And her being on top / bjs I often go soft even after I’m ok inside bc of not being in control and setting the rhythm and also more attention being on me

just google bridget glory hole

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What’s funny is the sex brain phenomenon I’ve noticed
>Just finish fucking my girl several times angrily
>Go to Wawa for sub smelling like sweet and sex before I go home
>Not looking at girls or anything, feeling zen from cumming
>Cash register girl immediately hits on me because I’m landing all this charming shit by not overthinking or trying

This isn’t the first time this has happened. I’ve fucked a second girl minutes after the first. If you can get laid the confidence you gain snowballs like crazy and helps you get laid so much more in the future

>start lifting
>biking
>got a job
>no drinking
WTF do you do for fun then? How do you have a conversation that isn’t boring to roasties?

For a pate night Yea Forums porn thread this one actually ended up having some excellent discussion.

The stars really aligned this time with the posters in them.

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Sometimes, it feels like I'm edging from blowjobs. It's like I'm paralyzed from pleasure, but I can't release it.

Thanks for the kind words user

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>deleted all my porn yesterday
cumbrain meme got to me.... also nice to have 240 gbs free

>240 gbs free
Damn, should have mega'd that shit bro

>Women are a numbers game.
this is horrible advice, especially for tradcels who don't want to fuck thots. learning to overcome rejection is one thing, but becoming familiar and comfortable with it is about as far away from "being a man" that you can get. trying to fuck everything that moves until something says yes is a low class mindset and people who aren't literal and figurative trash will see right through it and avoid you like the plague.

Did the Jannies finally go on strike for their $0 salary plus benefits?

ever cum in her?

thats actualy a nice story

is this your first time browsing at this hour?

She might indeed be ugly however it's the thing about how degraded and low she is that gets people off

based

You’re overthinking. Tonight I couldn’t finish in my girl so I just rolled off and talked to her for a little bit and let her play with my dick after I got soft. I restarted and finished in minutes after i got back in her. Taking your mind off the task at hand is a pro trick for ED and not finishing because erections and ejaculation require the parasympathetic nervous system.
Stress and adrenaline make your sympathetic go wild. If you don’t relax you can’t get it up

It never fails there is always that one jackass

Yeah several times, but we always washed off together in the shower
Glad you liked it, only reason I called it uninteresting was because it doesn't really have any twists and turns
Just thinking back and writing it down got me hard as fuck

Take notes anons, because this is what a thread without janny nazi moderation looks like.

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Does anyone find it gross when they want to swallow?

It's 3:30 in the US user plus Yea Forums has always been the wild wild west for "late night" hours.

If you want you can blame the usual suspects as the scapegoat.

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The world is better off without it.

Post tits, if fag shut up

>the world
Oh cry me a river dickface

What was her body like? Any pornstar that looks similar?

I can hear you flapping

>pepe (12)
he based

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