/trek/

Waifufaggoteering is a time honored tradition, Sir.

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When this thread dies, (which will very shortly) I'll site back and dream of living in a timeline where Yea Forums threads like this could live forever at laaast....

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that's tilly from std

I feel like some anons are trying to hurt the community.

what is that from?

>Yea Forums
>community

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Little Shop of Horrors. The deleted ending.
youtube.com/watch?v=NDrgyq_QUpo

The community will endure.

I don't remember this scene? What episode was that?

imagine the smell

/trek/ certainly has a community. I recognize posters who've been regulars here for 2yrs.

who is actress in original pic?

you don't have to post tilly anymore

Hello Crewmen!

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I'm the cutest poster in these threads.

It's endured for 2,000 years, rumor has it.

Hi Neelix

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We have the memory sticks, Neel. Don't try anything stupid.

We know it's you, B.

Has Bashfag been hit in the head and changed personality to someone nice and started posting as NTT?

It's been a long time

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>eyerings
I have standards

yes, indeed.

I know. I've missed you

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What a whore

>Perp's a real sicko. Guys down at the lab couldn't stomach getting through more than 9 hours of footage.

name of whore.

I have a family now

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Nah

I'm just worried about B. It's not like her to take breaks.

I have my own band now.
You'll always be my uncy Neelix

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>people unironically hating ENT

Why? Do you have a brain injury?

They can visit you once a year at detention facility 561, Neel. See you in court.

>victim eyes
yup

>IT'S BEEN A LAWN ROD

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Bashirfaggot takes a lot of breaks. You're either retarded or pretending to be retarded

pretending. it's pretending

>GEDDIN FROM DAR TUH HIEAH

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can geordi see color?

Read NTT's posts in the archive. He makes several references to being a man and uses words like "schlock" and "campiness." NTT is a Red Letter Media fag.

Dossier-fag?

I used to love tucking you in to bed

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When's the next season of Disc out?

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Life without. It's the best I can do for you, Neelix. The judge isn't going to forget those video tapes.

she was so cute in reba tv show

Private holodeck time was the best.
I've got a rose for you Uncy Neelix, come get it!

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He's also read Starship Troopers and told Bashirfag about differences between the book and the film on the day she posted about seeing the movie for the first time. NTT is more likely to be VF than BF.

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You've tried it before Mr. Vulcan, and you'll never take me alive.
I've got a phaser and it's not set to stun if you catch my meaning.

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what the fuck is a bulkhead

my dick
oh!

I hope I don't have any more nightmares about Dukat raping me again

slur for Klingon

youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY&t=81s

21cms... Oh that's good commander, that's good

real insomnia hours who up

Me. :)

What's the comfiest Trek to fall asleep to, lads? Gotta be TNG or Voyager for me. That ambient ship noise is bliss.

I always watch TOS when I can't fall asleep

Is it just me, or is the Native American religion consistently shown to be basically the one "true" religion across the post TNG era Star Treks?

Janeway did nothing wrong in killing Tuvix.

Why did she stick roses down her pants only so she could throw them into the crowed while singing ?

Do you have more of this but bigger? Asking for friend.

get her pusy sweat on the stems for the fans

but what about the thorns

removed and cleaned beforehand by Neelix

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I'm a conservative Trekkie, ama

The plot thickens...

why would he rape you?

I'm dummy thicc

I'm in game and lonely. Here to talk about star trek with my e-friends.

Why do you lie about being conservative?

Soft and voluptuous?

>there are people that defend worf for doing this

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WORF IS A QUITTER

>Romulan/Klangon halfbreeds living together happily
>autistic Worf comes and starts screeching about MUH HONOR and makes them as autistic as himself
what the fuck was Worf's problem?

virginity. same as here

being chaste was once considered a virtue
what happened

So this is what /trek/ has become. For shame.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRAKES !!!!!

There is no birthday. Frakes doesn't age. We made it up.

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>This thread has been pruned or deleted
What did the mods mean by this?

Happy Brithday? Frakes!
Well? You're supposed to blow out the candle.

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Two of the ugliest women in space being queer with each other
It's enough to make you puke

People who talk about "the community" are communists.

A community of communists.

Is VF insane?

Possibly

All right you homos, I’ll be at work for the next few hours. When I refresh this thread it better be full of exciting new content!

Cast her as an alien in Trek.

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Dukat's broodmare of a wife

Who has the strongest team?

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Tits are for babies. When you get older you appreciate nice ass.

Qs team

Are you really NTT?

>Found the faggot
Yeah cause Christina Hendricks doesn’t have a rocking caboose

Risan fertility goddess

She said she doesn't want to have kids though. What a waste of boob genes

The future is here

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Would you rather go back in time and undo your mistakes or go to the future where Star Trek is real?

That's fine, I want to play with her heavenly breasts not raise her kids

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well deserved kek.

Go to the future. I don't believe in regret. It's a waste of time.

There has to be at least one moment in your life where you regret not saying the right thing, or not doing the right thing, which haunts you in the quiet hours of the night.

How would you adapt to living in a space faring culture? Would people from four hundred years ago be able to integrate with our world? What about your friends and family?

I don't want to go back to a pre internet age to start my life over. I'd rather see the federation and all that. I would be a bit backwards but I'm a quick learner and it's post scarcity so I could just pee on the holodeck if I wanted.

I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators because one day they can take their 'rightful place' on the Federation Council. You know, in some ways, you're even worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious. You assimilate people and they don't even know it.

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Section 31 shouldn't have uniforms.

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Based Sisko response

I know why you're here, Sisko. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Sisko. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. The answer is out there, Sisko, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

T. Keep telling yourself and others you love everything under the sun because you're terrified of actually evaluating your life

*gasses an entire romulan planet*

these threads are supposed to be upbeat and lighthearted.

You know what, Mr. Eddington? I don't give a damn what you think about the Federation, the Maquis, or anything else. All I know is that you betrayed your oath, your duty, and me. And if it takes the rest of my life, I will see you standing before a court-martial that'll break you and send you to a penal colony, where you will spend the rest of your days growing old and wondering whether a ship full of replicators was really worth it.

youtu.be/aR6_pLdRFtw

when /pica/(chu)?

You're a fag

Eddington did nothing wrong and Sisko attaking that Planet was in favour of the federation basically so he also did nothing wrong. It's tricky.

They’re all pawns in Necheyev’s machinations

This. You can't grow as a person if you spend your life on autopilot. This is the trek.

Honestly I'd join the Maquis just for some of Ro's hasperat. If that means getting wiped out in a planetary holocaust, hey, at least the hasperat was bomb.

Hey Marty I'm just here to mow the lawn

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Who was the Lawn Mowing Detective of Star Trek?

Captain's lawn, lonestardate 10.15.88.99

Captain's Log. In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill and you are reborn but into the same life that you’ve always born into. I mean, how many times have we had this conversation, ensigns? Well, who knows? When you can’t remember your lives, you can’t change your lives, and that is the terrible and secret fate of all life. You’re trapped, by that nightmare you keep waking up into.

Sisko’s a hypocrite. He was perfectly fine with an old friend betraying him for the Maquis but Eddington does the same thing and he turns into a sperg

Yeah well fuck Eddington. He always was a bitch ass nigga. Then he wants to moral high ground Sisko? No fuck that, fuck Eddington.

what star trek is this from?

Dead thread. Time to do the autopsy. Nurse, get me a hacksaw so I can figure out what killed /trek/. *snaps on comically oversized rubber gloves*

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>when Star Trek: Picard used the STD transporter effect and sound instead of a TNG-era one

imagine raping her

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user, that is a lot of cringe.

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She looks and acts like the high school principal who got me expelled for having too much fun.

did you want to hate fuck her tho?

>calling a tripfag user
Cringe

Fuck no, her pussy juice is probably acid.

But there's still a pulse...

>giving tripfags any validation
cumbrain

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Tripfags make up a lot of the meta and thread culture here on /trek/.

t. cumbrain

too skinny. we've been over this.

You just want to fuck them.

That's my business.

Shut the fuck up, retards like you are why this general has been such shit lately

>Shut the fuck up
no.

>this general has been such shit lately
>lately

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Everyone wants to hate fuck the tripfags.

Come on, you guys. Forget all this metashit and lets focus on the franchise we all love. Anyone excited for DISC season three?

I kinda miss Bash, although I suspect NTT is one of her alts.

Talk about this in the Facebook group please

imagine people still being on social media in current year

ewww

I use tinder and snapchat. It's way less cringe than fb.

How did it "trek", per se?

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>fat
>lard lumps all over her face
>ginger
It's like the producers intentionally cast the most homely person they could find to make Michael seem not so bad.

>not posting in trek groups so you can meet cute trekkies
you probably think it's just for posting selfies and cringe blogposts

daily reminder that the most attractive woman in STD is, for some reason, Amanda Grayson

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Michael is great looking if you like POC.

>cute trekkies
those are actresses.

People with warts and other disgusting facial disfigurements shouldn't become actors especially not in Star Trek where they could easily fix those kinds of deformities.

not /ourtrek/

she preddy hot. post body pics

can't fix geordi's eyes
or Barclay's addiction

>he doesn't have a private collection of amateur thirsty trekkie nudes
Everyone loves to be told they're beautiful.

theres few girls at the cons going by the pics i've seen on google

>google
>cons
Post a sexy Trek girl in the facebook groups and add all of the cute people who like and comment on your post. See what happens.

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Fucking ENT

Maybe...

Do you have many trek friends on fb? (asking for my brother, who's shy)

Any good fanfic to go along with this picture?

Social media is a tool for meeting people and you can meet anyone if you know where to look. I think these threads would be a lot less thirsty if anons had trekkie side hos.

I have about six hundred trekkie friends on my trekposting account.

>I have about six hundred trekkie friends on my trekposting account.
cool, maybe I'll try making an alt on fb too :)

but that's VOY...

Happy trails, user.

Doesn't matter, my statement stands on it's own.

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This was what you were thinking of.

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is geordi really blind? what does he see?

The SS-uniform is incorrect.

I didn't produce Star Trek or work in costumes.

Yes, it was. I hate Scrotum Blackula.

>I hate Scrotum Blackula.
Why?

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Didn't the ss have brown skirts?

He sees those cards when they're playing poker.

screencap

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?

screen of the poker scene

>be Tuvok
>blackness causes you to love Star Trek since birth
>love being in Star Trek
>do it constantly in 3+ roles
>love it afterward
>continue to get work in nerd community
>be only black man to smile in pictures ever

did tuvoc ever use the nerve grip?

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post geordi pov

>Screenshot.Uploaded.3.12.1996
>User.xXxTiMEWaRPxXx

My alien mommy

wut?

It's a joke on the quality of that screenshot.

joke about pic being old

>tfw no big boobed cat girls in my cartoons
This was the closest I'll get

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Didn't you watch TNG? There's an episode where they show Geordi's pov

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This

gg

What?

How do you start a conversation after you've added them as a friend?

“Sup”

Based chakotay medicine man consultant

Goddamn Nana Visitor is fine

The queen of Orion

And there it is. I've been waiting for it.

Political correctness started taking a hold of Western society in the late-80's and early-90's. This, coupled with the Internet giving "everybody a voice", gave birth to two things:

(1) the average idiot believing that their opinion is somehow important, and;
(2) the rapid sharing of knowledge which led to the discovery of what many had suspected but couldn't quite prove. The Jews, by way of the Frankfurt School and cultural Marxism, were slowly and steadily degrading society piece by piece, person by person.

This is why /pol/ is so important. It's a collective of people forever searching for the truth and backing the truth up with facts, regarding the continual breakdown of society and the family unit. /pol/'s influence is NEEDED on not only all boards of Yea Forums, but other websites as well, so that others may learn what we have, and begin to fight back as we have also. Trump's Presidency is merely the beginning.

/pol/ is the chemo to the cancer that's plaguing the world.

8.

YEARS.

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The same way you talk to anyone. Make them feel important but let them come to you. Be the flame not the moth, to quote Casanova.

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This poster has zero trekkie side hos.

We are r/DaystromInstitute
Consistence is futile
We will add your headcannon to our own
Facts are irrelevant
Timelines are irrelevant

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I don't get it.

Will he rape the Picard character and put a final nail in the Trek coffin?

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>I don't get it.

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Who gives a shit

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Nine still looks doable. Janeway still doesn't.

Too old.

youtube.com/watch?v=x-BtbC0zSf4

I love that scene

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Why do all three of their faces look like something happened?

That's when I dropped the show. The sad thing is I hear it got better after that.

Many words not necessary. "You just know" sufficient.

I think DS9 and Next Generation are the only two shows without a Nazi episode.

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Gul Dukat didn't rape her.

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Yes. That's his job. Kick out the old fans and replace them with casuals.

Female Ferengi.

>pandering to a dying fanbase
Why would that be a good idea?

I hate that cocaine fueled twink so fucking much. /trek/ used to be a friendly general now everything is trolling and shitposting. Everything wrong with /trek/ is that arrogant, narcissistic faggot's fault. Fuck you.

is star trek a good waifu farm? i'm only on season 1, and sexy women come and go each episode

I want to bang prime Kate Mulgrew while she's acting like Janeway.

she won'y talk to you

What killed /trek/?

next gen movies

tripfags not putting out

calm down

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Bad writing. To be perfectly honest the writing has been terrible for twenty years. And has steadily gotten worse to the point where we are at, STD, is so awful I can't even hatewatch it anymore as a former fan.

>tfw I have hopes for the next avatars but they'll probably screw it up like cats anyway
oh gawd
also here~ chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/16242251

>being a furry
people still admit this in public?

>what are runabouts
>what are surveys in the Gamma Quadrant prior to the war
>what are the reasons the Sisko pimp waggon was introduced

UPN and Paramount insisting that there be a constant stream of 26 episodes every year, using the exact same writers, producers, and directors.

Not giving a new show to Ron D Moore

Why are you responding seriously to spam?

you act as if anthropomorphism is like ponyfaggotry

aliens are furries btw

Why don't the phasers have this effect on everyone?

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Q

i dunno about which alien but her story would be about being seen as "worthless" because from her planet she's practically flat. obviously then we need to cast other aliens with bigger tits who look down upon her

Rick Berman may have been a money-grubbing pseudo-Jew, but even he didn't want to do Voyager only a few months after TNG ended (and only two years after DS9 premiered), or Enterprise immediately after Voyager ended. They were tired, but dat franchise money.

Why the fuck not

Wanting to fuck cat people is the same as pony shit in my book. They're like pedophiles where they go through mental gymnastics to justify wanting to fuck something taboo. Day of the phaser for all of em, I say.

This is the first time I have ever agreed with you on anything

ayy pretty rad

Your book must be quite the heapin pile of goatshit, you're insane

>wanting to fuck gods is the same thing as liking a little girl's show
Ironic you're talking about mental gymnastics too while your reducing anything that isn't a furless pale rat as a lower animal
have sex

My book is the Malleus Maleficarum of furry and pedo shit. They're all subhuman scum who deserve to be burned alive.

dude what

You're a psycho

Not like /trek/ has anything of value to offer content-wise. /stg/ on the other hand? Now there was a general, lads. A general for the ages...

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Saw this earlier, was going to link it lmao

You're a furry and/or pedo. Probably have the tism too or you wouldn't be defending them.

You're not wrong but you must be new to Yea Forums (hell, Yea Forums in general) if you thought you could condemn pedophiles and not touch a nerve with someone

Why should I care about the feelings of pedophiles?

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>nutcase tripfag ree'ing at anything that isn't a tumor-headed monkey
>coming the ultimate godly form to an underdeveloped mus fetish
im laffin

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I hate all of you people

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Why do you want to fuck animals

the gay-assed fanbase

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Based

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Someone please give me a source for this picture.

What's the point in keeping these screenshots?

I'm not bigoted enough to see anything that isn't a human as a lower animal but the contrary especially towards exo-celestials

>I'm not bigoted enough to see anything that isn't a human as a lower animal but the contrary especially towards exo-celestials

New thread:

I honestly can't tell if you're fucking with me or not

Fact: he wants to fuck cats

Any response you'll get from him will be "oh ho ho it was ironic" backpedaling.

You're at least 17 posts from bump limit and you've made a false general.
To this thread. This is a real /trek/ thread and was meant for this board, not another board which is where /stg/ started.
Fuck /stg/.

I can't tell either

>You're at least 17 posts from bump limit and you've made a false general
>makes new /trek/ thread almost as far from the bump limit
I hate /stg/ too but come on

based as fuck

shut the fuck up faggot

Metron has the best wildcard.