/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Blue Flag Edition

>Lap:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
F1: VERPERNOR
FKino Feature: POUFITBOS (CAM ON THEO)
F3 Feature: STACRAHAD
Cooldown room kino is back
Nico shitting on Hamilton at the comfort of his home
Hamilton gets the largest WEC score by far (95.13)

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Thats fucking racing right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for Crofty bullshit. Men puke, men poop in their cars, men deliver their new born baby in the pit lane. Fucking hard core dick in the ass grazie ragazzi puro pinche race time shit. Take it to parc ferme. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Formula 1 is back baby

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>Latifi ever considered exposed
Yeah you should delete that and save yourself the embarrassment kid

gimi

Races for this feel?

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Still requesting Anri on the TV. Fuck I wish I had photoshop skills

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Autism

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this season keeps on giving. the relentlessness levels are off the charts

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>HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

based dubs

>retardo banned form entering Italy for eternity

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>purpoising was never an issue
>it's literally just the driver
what a day

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here you go bro

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>>WEC Standings:
>HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
That's fucking galactic level of exposure. That exposure glows like a quasar. An exposure so high that it burns out people's retinas.

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>Be in comfy top 50 in the league
>Drop 43 fucking positions after this race
I just can't...

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based

so this entire season will be ferrari and red bull aking turns dominating the race while hamilton struggels with the midfield shitters and latifi and mick battleing for the last place

If someone makes these suits look shiny/look like latex, poois will crash and retire in the next gp

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Goodnight /f1/
Outside of Ferrari shitting the bed, today was a good day,

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lol

Reminder
2019 - Vettel - Gasly - Leclerc
2020 - Bottas - Albon - Vettel
2021 - Hamilton - Bottas - Ricciardo

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Good race, brought up a level by ROS cutting laggy promos on HAM every fifteen minutes

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p14, never forget

WAG UPDATE here.
Three prominent WAGs, Elena Boobi (Ocon), Charlotte Sine (Leclerc), and Isa Hernaez (Proudy) met up in the pitlane and had a VERY long chat before the race.

What are they planning? And why did all three of their significant others have a disappointing Sunday?

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>Leclerc
>cant keep records

who were the 4.87% that didn't vote for Lewis

HE KANN NICHT KEEP UP WITH EIN PINOCCHIO TEAMMATE
HE KANN NICHT PASS EIN FRANZOSE
HE IZ PASSED BY EIN LADYBOY
NEIN HE KANN NICHT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

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lando
LaNdO
lando
LANDO
landolando

>recieved 0 points because I thought the rain will come and elevate museo into podium

me replacing Pierre Gasly as the 1st driver of Alpha Tauri in Miami -22

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Take the 2 car pill user

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HOLY KEK

>Boobi
lol

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4some with this years WDC (amx)
kek based

>What are they planning?
Lesbian orgy.

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wait... nudity is allowed on Italian daytime TV?
Federica really is a naughty girl kek

>next GP is Miami
Fugg :DDD

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JANNIES

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5,000 HOURS

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How do we save sainz lads?

LMAO

>boobi

porpoise world domination sounds very bouncy tbrhwya Smh

Here's the moment. Imagine seeing this just a year ago.

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kek

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the real biggest exposure belongs to crofty and everyone who need DRS to overtake

will we see some nice Cuban QTs in the stands?

it's an appropriate nickname for her IMO

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Can the poll be open for longer than just 1 hour? God damn it man I just wanna vote

>p13
>ratman 5 sec penalty
>retardo KWAB
>migg drift king
>sainz DNF
>el plan DNF
this was a lot more embarrassing than it shows

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MODS MODS MODS

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My boy Latifi shouldn't be here. No one expects shit from him.

You don't. He's shit.

HAHAAHAH

yes, yes, worthy of the booba

>P4 vs P14
>P3 vs P18

>2 weeks between races again

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Wait is she really using a porpoising mercedes to?

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Is Pierre Gasly the new Defence Minister of France?

Also Frenchbros heard you have an election today, make sure you go and vote

how can one man be so based?
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how the fuck is Sainz exposed today? For getting crashed into?

I had it at the start of the season, but race 1 fucked me so hard that I switched the bulls for alpine and aslownso for Verstappen.

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>it's the lack of DRS
>it's the DRS train
>it's the tyre temperatures
>it's the slow stop
>it's the different setup
>it's the
how many fucking mental gymnastics do mercdrones on social media have to put people through to come with so many excuses for both failure and victory?

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MILCH TRUK UNDRIVABLE

Tifosifrens and my fellow Charles appreciators... how we feeling? :(

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krintsch

Every race before Mercedes solves their problems and dominate, I'm savouring it. I'm watching all the FP's, every highlights, interviews etc.

i count for the whole weekend when voting

both alpatauris were better than the shitbox they have to drive

I also apologize for calling yuki a shitter ladyboi twink pussy ass kwab.

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lyl

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TIFOSI BROS H

cope dts tranny

>tfw made over 600 Dollarinos reselling some Miami GP tickets to some dumb whitexicans

WEC voting always has lapses in reason, but his quali was a huge undoing. Imagine if he was 3rd in Sprint while Charles was leading. He would have hounded Amx to death and likely keep a 1-3 start for Ferrari today, starting on better side. Even a 2-3 would be great. Would have been a different story.

>one week ferrari on top
>next week red bull on top
>then ferrari on top again
>week 4 is red bull on top again
on and on the wheel keeps turning

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EIN THING
ICH DON'T WEIß VHY
ES NICHT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD ICH TRY

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>solves their problems and dominate
That was supposed to happen this weekend and they became worse. All their actual talent has been poached, it's over for Merc.

Not good. Feels like Red Bull dominates from here on out. Binotto seemed lost in the post race interview

KWAB

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Just a reminder for everyone that in DtS S4E7 "Growing Pains" there's a sequence in Ocon's parent's house in which Elena keeps trying to shove her cleavage into the camera shot

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Umm, you can see her nipples…

Croftys insufferable “here’s what a race without DRS looks like,” and then it’s enabled and still Hamilshit can’t pass, KWAB

based

I bet you said two weeks ago that its over for red bull because it "felt" like ferrari was too strong

Any compilation of Bossberg shitting on Ham this race?

someone posted yesterday that whenever his tranny-looking gf is at the track, he never makes it to the podium
REMOVE CHARLOTTE FROM THE PREMISES

Fuck Imola man

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>Binotto seemed lost in the post race interview
He lost at his home race tbfdesu. They do have upgrades in the pipeline, hopefully they're worth the wait.

Steiner's floor will elevate our problems.

Timestamp?

Theres actually some fit girls on f1 twitter what is wrong with me

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thots are based

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Which one of you is this?
kek

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my sides are in orbit

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that straight line speed advantage red bull have is too great.
Newey's aero tricks mean the RBR has barely any porpoising in the 2nd half of the straight, while the Ferrari porpoises like a madman and the rev limiter gets hit.

>spending the last of your peak years forcing idpol bullshit into the sport and turning everyone against you
>all the save face for telling your nephew that boys don't wear princess dresses in 2017

oh i am savouring this

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>another weekend of no vroom is upon us

Haahaha
Sent from Iphone 13 using ichan.

>Mr. [Racial Slur] is not a real world champion.
I agree though

>Look Uncle Mattia I am doing ze Mr Hamilton face!! :D :D :D

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RIC going in to finish sainz off

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There's Indycar next week.

WAG UPDATE HERE
We're taking bets on when precisely in 2022 Charles will unceremoniously dump Charlotte, and in what circumstances he'll do it.

OUR PREDICTION: Summer break while on holiday with the Sine family. He pumps Charlotte's younger sister and gets caught.

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WHURS DAT RATFACED BEANER

cheez

I mean the longer they have problems the less time they’ll have to spend on performance upgrades.

Why do people pretend that racism is a bad thing?

>excuse me I need to make an appointment with my therapist

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Sauce

why does this look familiar

.

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twitter.com

Ferraribros... is it over or is it FUCKING OVER?

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Nope. Red Bull is coming off a championship with a great driver, they have been there. Ferrari hasn’t faced that adversity in a long time. If Miami is a red Bull 1-2 I don’t see Ferrari recovering.

21:43

I can't even begin to unpack the raw amount of mental illness it would take to draw these.

What's the current Hamilton cope? What do his "fans" make of him being btfo by a rookie driver every weekend?

Lmao I forgot about that shit in 2017.
Old boy flew too close to the sun

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>muh drs train
>muh no drs sooner
>muh slow stop
>muh ocon dangerous release
>muh goat's setup was shit again
etc.

Trust in Binotto's master plan user

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dont start doomposting like a weakminded hamilsissy.

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>use Ferrari Spumante
>no Ferrari on podium
raritelli....

nico

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worry not, my 5 will ensure Ferrari will dominate the rest of the season

Red Bull has employed Japanese whalers to deal with any aquatic mammal that dares to disturb Newey's precious vortices.

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I don't follow F1, is Russell in exactly the same car as Hamilton?

Yep. Binotto and Charles were rattled, Red Bull looks confident as hell. They blew it again.

Theory: Russell humiliated Hamilton today because he actually has recent experience of racing against upper-midfield cars, whereas Hamilton hasn't done that since about 2009-2013era

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two more weeks

Ferrari Trento is good

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hug the cheez

Hamilton car is heavier for carrying racial baggage

CAPO
LO STPENDIO

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alex wurz said the same thing.
>tfw being too good for a bad car

Though the result is disappointing no need to worry, some damage limitation is needed in Miami.

Yes. And the team even fucked up his pitstop so he was running with a front wing setup for wet conditions for most of the race

nein. reddit bull plastics are going down no matter what

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If Netflix gets canned in the following months AND another team than Mercedes wins, will the DtS babies influx stop?

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KWAB

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>Honda uses whale shit to improve their engines in 2021
>Porpoises destroy Mercedes in 2022
Thank you based Aquaman

Guys, why is Albon looking better compared to Latifi than Russlel ever did? WTF?

He is certainly gifted. He was gifted 7 championships.

Nico and Horner tag team. Fuark that’s juicy

>p/e 20
wew

Mostly, but they fucked up Russel's front wing in their pit stop during the race.
They tried to Sakhir again him to limit the exposure damage but it didn't work this time.

no upgrades this week for Ferrari, just wait for Miami