UFC ON ESPN+ 63 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #4

Who is the most technical fighter in the UFC and why is it Shevchenko?

what the fuck is this card lmao

beard karate kid is getting a heem

>Proportions don't matter
>Ladies love a big chin!

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Based Russki
My stream broke and had weird high pitch audio

Bros does bellator fights happen every saturday like ufc? Idk much about bellator and the fights so far have been pretty good

*enters thread*

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Autistic karate kid.

Is this dude's walkout some kind of anime song?

DUCKED BY TWO DAGESTANIS

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Still waiting for a fighter to walk out to Cruel Angel's Thesis

I hope this cringe anime guy loses by KO.

My expectations were so low that it seems decent; is this Dana's new strategy?

kek. he's definitely a TMA weeb.

>hispanic ESPN commentator saying hi to his kids and telling the story of how his older son won a martial arts tournament and he cried
Comfy

I was about to ask lol. I know he came out to Berserk Forces a few fights back.

even the bad ufc cards are worth watching. it's honestly incredible.

>Only two more fights tonight
>Barely starting thread #4
Yeah, UFC is dead. Worst event in history.

Pic related

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>Its all about proportions

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>Beverly hills ninja grew out a beard
Holy kino

What kind of tattoo is that? is that a fucking raccoon? and a chain link fence?

>WMMA main card
This sport is for women.

i will as soon as i start training and get into the ufc

Based

pretty sure the events aren't anywhere near as frequent. tonight's card is good tho

check their schedule :)

Is Ankalaev a handsomechad?

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it's probably ponzinibbio

>this is a 10/10 on /heem/
grim

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shout out to brittney palmers surgeon

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instagram/meganolivi

ufc hs i think that guyana/mozambique fighter, prolly speak french tho

KEK why does the POOFC always use weird stats like this

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i wonder what ufc fighter speaks the most obscure language
id guess maybe biggi boi with srannan tongo, but if poatan or dieveson know any native brazilian then maybe that.
or maybe the kyrgiz fighters

Wright by KO Round #1 screencap this.

he looks like a bird of prey

youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI

who revved the paki?

that hair and beard is prime pussy repellent

agreeing to a bout with a dagestani is the same as ducking yourself as you know they'll pull out

How do you lads feel about proportions?

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She was better before she answered the call.

NO

she was so hot. Why does a woman do this? Dana bang her?

too unnatty imo

I'm drunk and slow right now, thought someone here could tell me

Thank you, i'll check the schedule

he looks objectively awful no

>cupped
OH NO NO NO

Having no jaw is worse for your looks than having no chin

cuppingbros... i don't feel so good

Women do the current thing. That's still the current thing.

body dysmorphia

got scared of the wall

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dude looks like a warlock

wrights a BEAST LETS GOOOOO

Imagine losing to someone from beverly hills i'd kill myself

mmafightcards.org

I hate how ubiquitous bogged women are becoming

HEEEEMMM

HEEM TAPPY

heem tap

kek

animebros...

DOUBLE TAPPY
DOUBLE TAPPY
DOUBLE TAPPY

she got cutemog by olivi

BEVERLY HILLS FAGGOT HEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

guillotinebros we finally got a W....

And picks heemed on the first go, fuck me

CUPPED MEME STRIKES AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET'S FUCKED ANIME FAGGOT

>OH IT'S TIGHT
>actually gets a tap
When's the last time that happened LMFAO

can. how did he make it into the ufc

well thats prolly our last fight in the UFC Jordanchads

WEEBS STAY LOSING

Lmfao

The bogged version is better

HEEEEEEM TAPPPPY

lol

Heem tappy AND heem sleepy

LEAFED
>LEAFED
LEAFED
>LEAFED
HOW MY DICK TASTE
>HOW MY DICK TASTE
HOW MY DICK TASTE
>HOW MY DICK TASTE

Woman in the light blue dress has uma bunda

ninjabros...

Keep the updates on this pic pls.

Imagine loosing to your own attempt of grappling
Embarrassing

I always thought Conor had an avian skull

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Tuned in just in time for my boy Jordan Wright. Win or lose he's gonna fuck black women.

Decent tummy

primo B

fuckin weeb get fucked lmaoooo

Ninjabros... we're getting cut after this

who won

damn it

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This victory belongs to Quebec, not anglo scum. Tabernak

Wright fought like a complete brainlet desu
In the clinch he was getting lit up and didn't do anything to address it
Then he opts to wrestle despite not really doing that before and leaves his neck wide open chasing a takedown he'd likely do nothing with

rofl texas btfo get fucked retards

What is going on inside your head right now

You are a proportion chad, right?

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Best fight of the night next

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anyone screengrab this??

He should kill himself after this embarrassing performance

no way. he gets 2 or 3 more

Fuck Russia.
You should boycott these threads.

Post Skullmogs

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leaf lookalike of gilbert burns

wright is going to be cut

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The internet and its consequences...

I am

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Don't worry bro, the ghost of keev will gettem.

>losing to a memotine
its tawlf

this guy sounds like GSP OMG

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Thank you bro

Burns + Strickland muttbaby

*out-proportions you*

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The things I would do for a succ on those bad boys

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of course

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>Go on a tinder date
>He doesnt have a postive canthal tilt with a sharp jawline

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kek

poirier's physiognomy is so much more aesthetically pleasing than khabibi's, crazy what centuries of mountain inbreeding does to you

for me it is jordan "im gonna" winski

I can't hear you over the glowniggers starving under a military bunker

He should rape your nigger mother

Fuck Dana

0-3 on bets tonight and down $300. Wish I had a wife to beat

missed it

She would not even go on a tinder date with him because she would have not been attracted to him from his photo

picks heemed

THE Vanatta??? Tony bros...

this bong still having a meltdown

when does jolie get back from Jamaica?

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already forgot who i picked

do you have any cat or dog? use em

put 45 cents on Jourdain lads

Looks like my dark spuls 3 strength build

khabibs eyebrow ridge is insane

>he didn't ask on /x/ for gematria predictions beforehand
Lmao

>he doesn't canthalfraud
are you even trying?

Caroline Pearce > poolivi and skanko

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How you like my boy's proportions?

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marry my ass then beat it

based financially stringent better

I'm training to be the next spanish UFC fighter. You will see me there in 2 years.

I can see why they call you mexiCAN'Ts since you CAN'T even do basic reserch
PHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>Manel Kape fight pulled
>Barry getting DQd
>Romanov fight cancelled mid card
>Wright losing to a guy making a short notice UFC debut
God is telling me to stop gambling

base

>Wright losing to a guy making a short notice UFC debut
wut

okay but when we fight I'm gonna have to simulate you B

yes AND?

I will wear a t-shirt in my first fight wit a /heem/ reference so you know who I am.

based

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horse face

She would be a 9 if she had a penis

*changes your proportions*

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Barriault has fought in the UFC before I'm pretty sure b.

>Do you have a BBC?

the absolute state of boxfags

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im not playing games

im not acting out here

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good luck, but just know that i won't show you any mercy when we meet in the octagon for your debut.

whatd you bet b?

horse ass

>red green on alternate
mf is a traffic light

what will it say?
"i want to ___ megan olivi"?

>leafs your picks

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that beer really hit you hard bro

>God is telling me to stop gambling
same bro. this card keeps trolling

Oh i fucked up sorry, got Barriault confused with another guy in my head

Groovy gets flushed

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I just woke up

Lando "The 6 millionth" Vannata

That dude's missing some screws man

jorDAAN

lotta guys in your head, user?

who heemed groovy bananas hair follicles?

Senior martial arts student about to graduate here. Just letting you know this general is generally considered to be a joke in the more elite mma discussion circles.

>picked Lando
NOOOOOOOO

Jourdain is my boy, lads

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>all these cazzies picked wright
pathetic lmao

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jourdainbros, now we rise

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*enters thread*

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Graduate from what?

DHT

morning luigi

this nigga elite

I had prachnio, grant, and wright

For sure b
let's list some notable Norwegian mma fighters

we've got uhh
oh i've just remembered ermmmm
but what about .......

In the walls mainly

I'm training with people that trained Conor McGregor, who are you training with?

Unit

that's a supersuperman punch

Im training with the guys that beat mcgregor

Go back to sleep
*heems you*

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your mother, she's an expert cock grappler

absolutely mogged

>heeminder that topuria ducked jourdain

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i always open this webm

if this isn't spicy i will be angry

I unironically look like a 185 version of this guy.

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dinosaur whaling

I wish I could professionally fight in country with a population of 2 and a half

if you're betting on mma stick to the safe bets like fight to go to distance with known decisionbabys like strickland belal colby and wmma

Conor's main training partner's are the random bums Kavanagh pulls off the streets of Dublin for him to beat up

I have two doctorates in violins and consider heem a deeply valuable resource. I cited it heavily in my doctoral thesis.

jourdain beat topuria you mean

bro name a good Kavanagh win. I spar with kelvin gastellum on a regular basis

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>Canatta still only 28
heem brainy