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GONE, WALK YOU CUNT, BACK TO THE PAVILION edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Newcastle Knights v Parramatta Eels
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
3.10-1.37
>Parramatta arrive in the Hunter chasing a fifth-straight win over the Knights for the first time. The Eels would love to secure that record.

>GAME 2
Penrith Panthers v Canberra Raiders
4:05pm AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Panthers Stadium, Penrith
1.10-7.00
>Ricky's Raiders have suffered some awful losses in 2022, & now take on the undefeated premiers. Canberra need to aim up or they'll be blown off the park.

Super League
>what's on?
Hull FC v Catalans Dragons
3:45am AEST on Fox and Kayo
Hull City Stadium
2.33-1.61
>Hull FC takes on the Catalans Dragons in a match up that sees two former NSW halves in Josh Reynolds and Mitchell Pearce going head-to-head.

NSW Cup
>what's on?
Newcastle Knights v Parramatta Eels
11:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
>Plenty of NRL talent will take the field for both sides as the Knights and Eels reserve grade sides clash before the main event at McDonald Jones Stadium.

QLD Cup
>what's on?
Townsville Blackhawks v Tweed Heads Seagulls
2:10pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Jack Manski Oval, Townsville
>Tweed are undefeated on the road so far this season but now take on a Blackhawks team that upset the previously unbeaten Bears last week.

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>my peem: btfo
>my tips: btfo
>my bets: btfo
>my sc: btfo
Just want to fucking die already lads.

knights
raiders

>your family: here for you

I have a dream where Sean Long and Paul Scunthorpe are in the halves; instead of Williams and Widdop

I unironically had a dream last night that latrell, cody walker and someone else I can't remember were trying to mug me outside my house but I was able to hide my keys from them so they couldn't get into my house.

Where all we had to worry about was Darren Lockyer and Brett Kinorrley

NSW cup on fox at 11:20am lads

just woke up, ladies

based Jordan Rankin is still styling on these reserve graders

how many do pooders need to lose by for another classic ricky press conference?

not many lad it’s more how they lose with dumb errors or late game fades. although today i think he should be happy if they don’t get 50 put on them.

ricky stuart is an icon, i wish i could make his sort of money while being useless at my job and facing no criticism

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Still seething

rumours going around that Opacic is out and BA’s going to play Jake Arthur at 6 & Dylan Brown at Centre wtf parrabros??

Don't forget to get your pets signed up lads

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Is Jack Johns still injured?

poor old Spud Carrol is so mentally heemed all he can think or talk about is his battle with Cheif Harrogon 30 years ago

Didn't know BA Baracus was even into league

the Johns boys will never be first graders

blackface of brad arthur with gold chains when?

Both Johns boys are already first graders, they've both debuted

both of them are slow weak and shite
if their last name wasn’t Johns they’d be slippery car salesman

There's nothing wrong with selling cars

HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL SAFE AS CAN BE

>wake up
>heart burn
>cough
>spit into the sink
>blood in spit
haha they don't call it rotgut for no reason lads

water is the best thing for heartburn

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Rankin rockin' that 45 year old bikie aesthetic

First grade not kicking off for 50 minutes after reserves...

There's a guy here with a Hayne NFL jersey

went to the game in my NFL Hayne Jersey been getting a few looks lads

That mad lad on corner of the dry hill? I saw him too.

im the blocker roach of /nrl/

umm no bud i'm the one who states the obvious and passes it off as expert analysis around here

im the yvonne sampson of /nrl/ (obese cunt who pretends to fit in)

Nothing better than asking for all the vegies at subway

heh and me? well i’m the Jason Saab of /nrl/ because i’ve been adopted by this family

I know the least about the footy out of everyone but I play it cool and usually just lowkey abuse the ref during most games

*hugs you* a fine addition to the family

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assemble the /nrl/ media peem to cover the footy lads. who plays what role?

i will say 'what the fuck is he doing' when a dominant kicking halfback gets tackled on 4th

2bh I'd be the host who runs the whole show and holds the colourful band of characters together

Actually I'm the #1 ref hater here. No one hates refs more than me

cheeky cameraman who gets in the players faces after tries or they get bundled into touch

I'm the overzealous fan, who always yells get off him

PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

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parrachads? the very same ones that lost to wests? dunno about that

Dylan brown goes into the centres, nepotism comes in to play 5 8

Thousand year dynasty is back ON the menu lads. Poora tears incoming.

kek @ Kalyn’s queer tatts

>less we faggot
based digger dabbing on ponga

i doubt kalyn ponga respects the anzacs. probably thinking about sex with mat croker

>that guy who's always yelling "GET EM ONSIDE REF"

newy & parra fans on respect watch

I think if Wests beat you it means you're SHIT and probably won't be able to make the 8

when your team wins a penalty
>THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY

>2pm kickoff

time to admit this peels jersey is slick as fuck

le put your best player at centre

if Edrick Lee was a harry potter character then he’d be Cedric Diggory

whose gonna piss off Frizell this week

No he's someone who takes part in the dark arts.

newcastle knights certain tries bombed o/u 3.5

>poo