UFC ON ESPN+ 63 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #2

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First for Sanko

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>paul elder
LMAO

This fight sucks bros

both olivi and sanko are disgusting

wassup heembros, just got here
did I miss any good heems?
and how is your weekend so far?

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It's not a good card

lets make this thread a better one alright guys? Awesome.

BJJ is a meme

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Can we get Mike "The Truth" Jackson to come back out?

redpill

>megan posters have to resort to photoshopping their waifu

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Why do they always pan away from Megan while she's still talking? It appears very disrespectful

olivi vs sanko
olivi won

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My trans cousin is hotter than both of these women

> 100 word
They have Universities for actual mongs now?

elders are a real one

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Molivi is hot.

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Elder is a mad man

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are you autistic? Genuine question b

are there 5 commentators tonight

> Fuck = Sanko
> Marry = Olivi
This is the truth

newfag

Nicer tits are a win categorically

Elder Elderov will do alright at 155 if he can escape from 4 mounts off a bigger guy

>have a 5 slide powerpoint due by Tuesday
>haven't started
fuck me lads

No, but you can kneel to the Aljo meta

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Right next to the school of newfags

I asked last thread and a nice user told me I missed nothing, just a dq and decision
This fight is also dull

I'm so proud of my boy elder

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Michelle Martinez is Olivi's porn look alike

I'm going to bed.

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Pot kettle black

Wants it on?

im going to heaven :)

without me? aha

Thawlts bubbas?
>gucci (ml), guida fight (goes distance), mike jackson (ml), andrade (ml)
>gucci (ml), guida fight (goes distance), andrade (ml)
>gucci (ml), guida fight (goes distance)

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I see the resemblance, but lookalike might be a stretch

haha

Did I enter a time warp? Why is it round 2?

yeah I thought it was round 3 lol

I think their clock borked

ever heard of irony noobs?

Donwloaded grindr as a joke again

I'm not laughing.

I'll help you bro
first slide title with big font
second slide big picture

They finished round one so now they're doing round 2

>pvz fingered her bumhole

WHERE THE CLOCK
I DON'T LIKE THIS BROS

what does ml mean

Huge story loss user
just own it the "i was just pretending" is a very poor move

moneyline (just picking a winner)

what the fuck was that! Jesus christ

Milliliters

How much does Felder want to taste Parsons gooch sweat?
Already has his cock in his mouth

They won the fight night special its going to be a 5 ROUNDER HAHA YES HAHA

this is a long 10 seconds

yeah wtf, is it a mistake or is this how they're doing things now?

why is tinder and okcupid so fucked? like they are full of bots or filipino women that change their location

I wasn't here yesterday, how did heem respond to the Chandler news?

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It's like I'm watching a replay bro I can't understand this aaaarrrghhhh

Technical difficulties

source?
>what the fuck was that!
based /biz/ /smg/ bro

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a man of culture

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maturely

stop the cloick

...

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>can't fix a text change for multiple minutes
kek

the colors are confusing

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NEVER bet on wmma

cheers mate

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>corner screeching 3 DAYS NOTICE
huge story loss

I am not impressed

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Elder shouldn't apologize for that, he did fantastic

I knew it was the third!

>I’m better than this performance, I love you guys
Based, Elder’s a real one

ufc is so SHIT

Whats a newfag?
(PS it seems to have a homophobic slur at the end of it, I'm sure this is unintentional but I would rather you guys not use it)

Honestly couldn't even tell the difference between the 2 guys in there

Fuck Dana

There is no competition.

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>smack youre middle back
My man

>30-26
buck broke

Fuck dana? No hey, fuck you

Mongolbros, it's our time

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Dwight Grant is fighting later

For some reason, DC always call him D-White Grant. Listen out for it alter lads

POST FIGHT INTERVIEW

DC: ayo congrats on da win dawg. Ma boi Felder ova durr think you cute
PRESTON: I trained so hard for this, i deserve this win
DC: ay mayne. Felder over durr drooling fo you boi. whachu wanna say to him
PRESTON: Umm. thanks I guess
DC: Ay, ay... Felder ova der catchin feeling you aint even gonna give the man love dawg?

Fuck faber

one's a welterweight that moves like a welterweight while the other is a lightweight that moves like a welterweight

Remember when Jones and Cormier were gonna have gay sex?

What an ugly little thing

this is a boy

soft spoken generic looking brazilian woman is the next big thing fer shure

When should I fix up fight snacks bros
Not really hungry atm but don't want to wait till too late in the card. I think some time before the main card but when?

Lemos looks like a corpse. I might need to swap my bet

>wet blanket personality
I can't wait to root for Lemos!!!!

>never bet on wmma
My exceptions are 1) if both are proven decent fighters then fight will likely go the distance as they are competent enough to not get finished and they bounce off each other for 15 minutes; 2) if she's a former champ or gritty butch lesbian

looks like a skelly

Reminder that Volk ducked this guy instead of fighting TKZ

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I want to watch Lemos get knocked out by a man

*heems your settled, agricultural civilization*

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Liquor will be needed for this one

an entire smoked pig

Going to stick around for Jordan Wright the head out for a hike

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who dis interviewing though?

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>Takes your back

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your wish will be granted in a few bongs b

this card isn't worth it

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What was a bigger prospect-derailing, this or Hernandez/Cerrone

wait are people actually watching this card?

This. Hernandez was never good.

All I've had to eat was a bacon roll at 12pm and I have no idea what to make. What are you making?

It isn't but I'm going to be awake anyway b

Lmfao

I’ve seen her butthole

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I've seen her dried up pussy lips

No, we're just here for the Oliviposting.

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>the way Elkins crumples to the floor
kek

Hernandez wasn't that bad, he beat Dariush in RD1 in fairness. I'd have to say Shahbayzan/Brunson myself though

Just recieved an ass pic from a certain individual

Barber redemption arc incoming

The worst card in ufc history

I'm waiting for the bellator. the 4 best 135'rs are fighting each other tonight, two fighting for interim belt.

we all have b
it'd be more surprising if you hadn't

>that graphic on katlyn's face in pain
kek

POWERFUL WOMEN
>POWERFUL WOMEN
POWERFUL WOMEN
>POWERFUL WOMEN
>POWERFUL WOMEN
POWERFUL WOMEN
>POWERFUL WOMEN

THANKS DANA

andrade would mog you if he was male

I am having some homemade P3 with smoked gouda, polish sausage and cinnamon caramelised almonds. Shit's dank would recommend

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honestly the most satisfying WMMA finish

>le 50 year old kickboxing prospect
ngannou stipe 1

Is onlyfans the best base for wmma

anyone /scaping/ rn?

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good card so far
rerarded cazzies seething as always

>back to back bellator cards
da fuck

>certain individual
dont post it meng

God make wmma stop

post it

CHASE SHERMAN FIGHT IS CANCELLED

absolutely based. p3 is the blueprint to the best masculine snacks: meat, cheese, nuts.

Kek Chase Sherman gonna get cut again

>good card so far

Based fight day cancellation, thanks Dana

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I have sex so no.

lol card gets worse

AHAHAHAHHAHAAH THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

KEK
BASED
CARD OF THE YEAR

Go back

they cancelled it cause the first rigging was too apparent

Can blame him I wouldnt want to be part of this shit show either

>minor health issue
wtf does that mean, does he have a booboo?

Insanely grim lads...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>One of the only good fights gets cancelled during the card

MY SIDES THE ABSOLUTE STATE
DANA YOU HACK GIVE US GOOD CARDS AGAIN

megan feetlivi broos.

cam on else score sam faking heems

Fighters are unironically paid too much

fuck mongolians

>processed garbage ham, cheddar cheese and dry almonds
absolutely disgusting snack pack

This

SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
EYING LITTLE GIRLS WITH BAD INTENT
OH AOQUIRLENG

>main card halved

JUST

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The absolute state of this english breakfast's stomach tattoo.

Oreecheelang is overrated AF. Gonna get finished by this anglo can

>picks heemed
>worst card ever
big keks

I won't

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this is the worst fucking card Ive ever seen. The audacity of putting these two nasty hue dykes in the main event is staggering.

only watching to hopefully catch some massive maycee brapber braps or clothing malfunctions.

i hope this cameron gets absolutely wrecked

fucking transmited disease

Proper lad, let go m8

What a fucking shitshow

>i didn't realize i bet against that crazy chinese banger from 261
pain

>Only interesting fight heemed
genuinely going to bed. goodnight heem

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tummy ache

>advocate for mental health
>is a retard
I guess it makes sense

fuck that was a good episode

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lads wtf do we actually do this card is so so bad

This one's gonna be spicy lads. Buckle up

riqi leng is kino

>not Cameron "Or" Else

Disappointing

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