/box/ - The Gypsy King edition

For me, is the Queen.

COME ON THE FURY

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just a larp

GYPSY QUEENS

how much coke you had tonight

>Ireland
he’s literally wearing English gloves

>F-Fury will l-lose.... THIS time!

Zoro Chads, how we feeling tonight?

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is it true that tyson fury is the cyril gane of boxing?

1st for my cat

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Not enough

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Norf or souf?

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Whyte is going to get sleepy in the 2nd.
Wilder almost got dropped that early last time and he's a lot better than Whyte.

>tfw only ever come to /box/ when Fury is beating the tits off some jogger

this is what bong boxing looks like... not looking good bongsa.

Let's go Whyte boys!

Who is that faggot? I'll answer if you tell me

THE GYPSY KING FROM ENGLAND

AWFUL FIGHT

Fury has to come out as a knight surely?

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all the darkies picking whyte this week

2nd for my gfs cat

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walking a cat on a leash is extremely gay holy shit

tyson fury is an irishman

>'There's Paris Fury'
>Literally just hair

based dog

>Fury would rather retire than fight Ngannou

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>Gypsy is a grifter who puts on the gloves/shorts of whatever country he is fighting in
I'm so shocked

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>300lb retard jumping rope 75 minutes before bell time
Why do people do this? You don't need to be warm yet.

is wilder better than whyte
more power at least

So this fight will decide the race war?

Cute

He’s a tinker. A pavee. An Irish traveller.

I want to sniff her hair.

How was the card

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>4PM boxing ppv

what a disaster
euro scums

meow

You're the guy that was telling us you're literally schizo right

When is it starting?

>quick the camera is on in 10 secs
>okay I'm warming up
He's prob doing coke desu

The absolute STATE of the fucking undercard.

can someone post a stream link to a US broadcast? i want to hear what the american commentators think. watching UK one at the moment

Empire restored if we win

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Got to come out full knight for sure

Whyte's chin is far worse but he's a better technical boxer than Wilder.

thank god it's over
fuck sake this was complete garbage

>you know how they need to get their body ready better than they do
brilliant mind you got there

It's already over.

david haye has a good connect by the looks of things

thank fuck the slapping contest is over

yeh they should make 96,000 fans wait until 3am to see a fight in wembley just to cater to americans

FINALLY LAST ROUND!!!

he needs exercise you fat cunt

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Lowe vs Ball was fun purely for watching the manlet power.

Fight will start in about an hour. The walk outs are going to take at least 45 minutes after this fight ends.

cute

mx.freestreams-live1.com/box/

I think stream 2 or 3 is yank

nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Frankbros... what are we gonna do after fury retires?

That fight was fucking awful. So much hype and the this shit happened. Fuck both of them.

maybe, but i'm very satisfied now lad

aye, was peppercorn sauce

butter, milk and a spoon of mustard... I don't own a microwave lad, they're cooked properly

mash was fine lad, see above - and yes it was smooth

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S to spit on these "fighters"

I approve. The world was a better place with you guys reigning

Would unironically rather watch WMMA than what I just watched

That fight was fucking shit.
Important updates. The pizza is heeming me lads... lend me your strength

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Don't half fancy chippy tea lads

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thanks lad

Furys getting ko'd in the 2nd round

>most famous event in London history is a homosexual concert in 1984

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wilder doesnt have a good chin, fury is just pillow fisted

>Don't mention Summerslam at Wembley in '92
>ESPN

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see
only good fight 2bf

All in on the Juggernaut

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happens with every big mmgay fight

>owning a cat
>overfeeding your pet

headbutt the nearest moving vehicle

Thanks m8

Drunk chads report

Can't exercise himself? He's a cat you fucking retard

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>94000 in a stadium
>england has a 10pm curfew tho for covid
lmao wtf bongs

cor

crack open that dip and truck on

ya greedy cunt

Almost done. Nice digits. Show the amaretto

we're going to need a bigger plate

Imagine being a fucking boxing judge and having to watch all 36 minutes of this shit.

pee pee poo poo

Yeah actually they should because we're 50+% of the viewers and Britain is smaller than North Dakota

/heem/ here, is true that tyson fury is a heavyweight but moves like a welterweight but whyte only needs to land one?

Drinking even though my liver wants me to stop

Also thank fuck this shit fight is over

BEAST OF A PILLOW FIGHT
BEAST OF A STOPPAGE
BEAST OF A "SPORT"

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>checked
post your gut

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Checked and based pizza-consumer

i'd say you're gay for walking it on a leash but seen cats get ran over loads of times.

born and raised in england

I want some Scottish Haddock.

>come watch boxing there's no wrestlefucking
>12 rounds of pitter patter and clinching

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>yank has two pizzas to himself

After he retires can he work out to get a good body or will he always look like a sack of spuds?

youtube.com/watch?v=gp8yqQLE4UA

for me, it's smoked cod

based

>that one guy who pops in 10 mins before the fight to ask for a stream
ffs

Yes because any bigfag can become a "pro boxer" and BTFO these scrubs with 6 months of training.

An obese Mexican nobody who was a dough loader at a tortilla factory KO'd the 2nd best fighter in the division. If he hadn't gained another 200lbs after the fight he would've KO'd him TWICE.

50% of the viewers and 100% of the faggots

Tyson is of Romani heritage. The Irish thing is a forced meme when he was trying to get into their Olympic team and he couldn't prove his mother was born in Belfast

>he doesn't have God like genetics and a fast metabolism that allows him to enjoy shit food once in a while without consequence
user I.....

he's not a yank you blind cunt

women love a chubby lad

>england has a 10pm curfew tho for covid
What are you talking about Covid has been ignored for the past 5 months, do what ya want lad, fuck it all mate

only mmanlets are retarded enough to actually watch an undercard of this quality

He's gonna balloon when he retires

How is Fury only 10 pounds heavier than Whyte when he's half a foot taller but looks like a tub of lard?

Anyone got a stream?

He has always looked like this
no way he will ever be a shredded cunt

LETS FUCKING GO FURY FOR ENGLAND! FOR YOUR ANCESTORS

finally

joshua was still shook and fought like a girl in the rematch kek

>grifter
grifting is an irish travellor expertise

COME ON TYSON
YOU CAN DO THIS TYSON

>when you need a hype trailer before the main event to tell you how hype you are

Gib bizza

How long till fight starts? Do I have time to buy cigs?

lol all the heemcels are here now

espn ppv

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>Fish bigger than the plate

Really bugs my autism. Always eat of a serving plate I do. Gotta space my food out

>It's for Queen, it's for country, it's for the heavyweight crown

Irishbros....

/heem/bro here. why is boxing so boring, lads?

muscle is heavier than fat

>for QUEEN AND COUNTRY
paddys on suicide watch

These shouldn't even count as wins. Fighting retards out of the crowd should only be a thing in the amateurs.

Fury dabs on amerimutts holy shit

The pacing of this event is brutal. Like 30 minutes i between shitty fights

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its for queen and cuntry lads

sprint

here bro

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TOUCHING ME

reporting in

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*ting ting ting* *ahem*
Gentleman...
A TOAST TO /HEEM/

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>eating it off the plate
There's your problem, eat it out the wrapper drowning in salt and vinegar like a real man

FURY'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
FURY'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
FURY'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
FURY'S ON FIRE

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA-NA

Yeah, starts in an hour.

they banned grounded knees and 12-6 elbows and soccerkicks

Bunch of Irish travellers at the airport going over to support a brit

Mates. Have we mentioned look at the lights on the stadium yet enough for you? Look at the stadium lads.

LOOOK
AT
THE
FOOKING
STADIUM
LADS
LIGHTS

The absolute state of bongland

I am the man to beat daniel dubois.

>sweet caroline

grim

STREAM LINK?
>STREAM LINK?
STREAM LINK?
>STREAM LINK?
STREAM LINK?

How is the ESPN stream faster than the BT box office stream?

wtf lads

I just shat so hard some blood came out

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>camera switch as the blonde twink cries

FINAL PREDICTIONS, MAKE THEM NOW.
Me? Fury wins this

They’re both English retard

I linked it above you lazy dick
>mx.freestreams-live1.com/box/

reeeeee /heem/cels get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get the fuck out of my general reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SWEET CARO-FUCKING-LINE

Bongsa said it's good shit

its cringe yank commentators that push this shit

i wish they stayed at crowd singing FREED FROM DESIRE and not this cringe promo

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get on with it kin ell

TOUCHING ME

Meanwhile nobody here thinks about their "sport" at all.

Post toilet or didn't happen.

Kek, no. The Fureys are Irish. What would you even know about it anyway you gomey

More Norf FC in this stadium than a Burnley vs Geordies final

What song were they playing before that’s like na na na na na na na na na?

Starts in 13 minutes, or?

SWEET CAROLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

blood on stool is never a good sign
rip chatter

darren till's boxing? what a plot twist

BUM BUM BUM

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Whyte by body snatch

>BUT IT WASN'T REAL BOXING
>mmamanlets
>his GOAT is a 5 6 black midget pitter patterer
>we showed sure those /heem/lets boxcucks

kek, did they really sing the "fuck the pope" version?
basado

Darren Till?

yess mikey lad
you on the beers tonight or still on that teetotal shite

ISIS bombs the arena, two minutes before the fight begins

All those fake blonde gypsy girls kek

all the biggest boxing fights are against flushed mma fighters tho lel

>Remember back in the days of HBO boxing when Roy Jones Jr was rapping good shit and dancing down the scaffolding on his way to the ring
fast forward 25 years

>british vs british
>in britain
>literally singing gay beatles songs
Jesus christ britain is gay

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touching you

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I really fucking hate this song now, absolutely played out.

Wtf how

sweet shitoline fucks sake

BA BA BAAAAA

don't strain so much and try sitting more comfortably on the seat pilesanon

shut the FUCK up you RAT get out

As if you wouldn't.

I’m watching a bong stream ya cunt

Look at the lights and stfu

wtf lol

>you have to get warm in the back 2 hours early because it's cold in the arena
Based retard.

Lol this song is about a child. Fucking disgusting

An ugly people singing an ugly song, what a shithole of a country

I'd cum in them, not gonna lie

TOUCHING MY COCK

It's 3:50 pm

What are Brits going to do once this over?

Had two (2) bokkles. No more for me.

I'm a lazy fuck, thanks!

you're about to watch the GOAT little mmanlet

well, at least we know what the local pikies spent their giro money on this year

Lmao I bet you're streaming illegally.
They don't cater to poorfags like you.

How many knockdowns will there be in total

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
BOM BOM BOM

English people really love American music.

>stream is already lagging
this might be it

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Yeah I would obv. Those slags are super loyal as well because they know they'll get beaten to death for cheating.

alri pichael

Always microwave the plate before you put the fish and chips on it, hot food on a cold plate is no good

youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

Wish I had some Innis and Gunn.
Not buying any on priniciple right now because I ordered a couple of crates and they fucked up my order twice.

looking forward to the moment in round 1 when everyone remembers after all the hype that Tyson is a flabby pillow fisted spoiler

Norf Fc play every weekend pal

cheers, can't wait to see gane after his firmware update

>beatles song.
Not even close fag.

Why if Fury afraid of Usyk lads?

america is a cultural powerhouse and we share a language

Wankers.

How did this bald fraud get such a hot wife?

Irish world cup anthem

Fuck up you pathetic little gobshite. He’s an Irish traveller. Dont talk about shit you know fuck all about you amadan

He was genuinely getting pieced up by that fat plumber until that sequence of punches. Boxing is so fucking corrupt when it comes to protecting prospects it's hilarious. If you're a young guy and you have 1 loss you may as well never fight again

THE FURY MEME IS ENDED TONIGHT BY WHYTE

AND IT'S BURIED FOR GOOD BY JAKE PAUL AT A LATER DATE

Litty: Baba O'Rly
Shitty: Sweet Caroline

MMAchads win again.

That is NOT 93k LMAO

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fury is up next?

WHYTEBROS, IT'S OUR TIME

>british
>singing Neil Diamond a New York Jew
how gay are you? be honest

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you and oirish superstitions

massive choon tbf

>he doesn't have a plate warmer

Based potato.

Always warm my plate in the oven (serving plate too big for the microwave)

based amico

British “people” are disgusting

SO MUCH SOVL

FUCKING KINO

how long until fury?

>whyte
>is black